Should I?

tapdattl@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1190 points –

It would be blasphemy not to

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I don't think your story has the intended effect. All you're saying is that it was loud and scary but no one got hurt. If I was a dumbass teenager that would probably make me want to do it even more.

But yes, that would be incredibly stupid.

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Sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a Greek philosopher. How dare I goof on the internet.

What does pedemic mean?

And who is Pathagrerious?

I can’t tell if this post is a joke or not.

Every once in awhile I'll see a very low hanging car carrier truck on the road, and I've always wanted to try just driving up onto it while they are still moving. I'm guessing you are the kind of person to tell me that's a bad idea too.

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Bad bot. That's a nice idea but it needs to work. YouTube video loads instantly. This just stalls and doesn't work. You are fighting an uphill battle, you don't stand a chance if tech isn't any good.

Depends. Can you make it before anyone realizes what's going on?

Probably clear the STOP sign. If you're flying over it, you don't have to stop,right?

Cops hate this one trick! The STOP sign clearly is out of its jurisdiction above the sign itself.

If you aim for the stop sign you can hit the palm trees hit box and it bounces you over the fence into an out of bounds area, altho you do get instant 3 stars.

My intrusive thoughts go crazy when I see this.

Well that’s certainly one way of getting into the cemetery.

Here's what that looks like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QxLdb77-Ic

Do you want to get chased by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane? Because that's how you get chased by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.

That's freaky... Do you know that area, or are you pulling out EXIF or something else?

It's a pseudo hobby of mine to attempt pin pointing a picture on google maps when enough information is visible in the picture/post context.

In this instance, I saw the street cones have "City of Riverside" stenciled on them, and zooming in I can see the street sign in the background says "Fourteenth St".

So a gmaps search of "City of Riverside cemetery fourteenth st" got me to the right city block. After that it was "cruising around" in street view to find this intersection. I further confirmed with a unique gravestone on the right, and a gate in the background.

Finally, the exif info on this file looks like it's stripped/scrubbed, no geo info or other hints to give away location. I'm hoping Lemmy by default strips exif info on upload (I know it's a common practice for other social/image hosting apps).

OMG, last week I was on the interstate as passenger behind one and recorded a brief video saying "Should we ramp it? Should we?..."

LOL, I haven't bothered uploading it yet, but I might later.

They leave this lying around every once in a while, just so it's barely plausible when you see a convenient trailer like this in a movie. Some prop master left this here to tempt you, like the devil.

Is that thing locked into that position? Or will it teeter forward as soon as you put the car’s weight on the front of it.

That depends, are you currently in Florida?

I see where you're going with this. Because if you're a snowbird you'll be able to fly back home off the ramp.
Makes sense.

Turbo boost!

When I was a kid in the 80s watching knight rider I misheard and thought they said turbo bush, because there was a convenient bush in the way hiding the ramp each time.

If you don't what are you even doing with your life?

Do it!! We know from the Dukes that no matter how bent your car looks immediately after a jump, it'll just immediately straighten out and keep driving!!1!!

At least if you fail, the cemetery is right there...

You gotta turn on CHITTYCHITTYBANGBANG first. Get that busted stunt bonus.

The temptation to run my DR650 off of this would be overwhelming.

Be careful, this is a one opportunity trick