For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
AAAAAAAA!!!
That's a foforkrk.
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably someone
a robotic voice
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
m'soup
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it's not as effective, terrible even.
You're god damn right
Slots ruin everything..
Your fork's a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
Norway
Not with that attitude you can't
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Good way to eat noodles imo.
TIL
Slotted spoons donβt hold much soup.
You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.
But indecent, if not in east asia.
ELI5 please
Loudly sipping soup? Indecent.
Not sure, i do think in China/Japan/etc. generally too? Except for some dishes like ... damn, well the noodle soup.
I don't think I mentioned volume anywhere. I don't make any sound when I drink soup. Why would I not just drink the broth after I'm done eating the solid bits out of the soup? Are you bound by some crazy social rules that no one actually should be bound by? You really need to ask yourself these questions. I am most certainly not bound by any of those societal bullshits.
Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Why is he touching it though.
I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
Where were you all the times I couldnβt eat soup?!
User error. Just use colder soup.
I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove
Huh. That's why it is never working for me.
Ysgramor can pick up soup with a fork
A very good metaphor for life π€£ππ€²πππ€«
/s
Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?
Forks are diet spoons.
Unless it has got many vegetables
A spork is the perfect utensil.
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
AAAAAAAA!!!
That's a foforkrk.
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
a robotic voice
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
m'soup
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it's not as effective, terrible even.
You're god damn right
Slots ruin everything..
Your fork's a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
Norway
Not with that attitude you can't
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Good way to eat noodles imo.
TIL
Slotted spoons donβt hold much soup.
You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.
But indecent, if not in east asia.
ELI5 please
Loudly sipping soup? Indecent.
Not sure, i do think in China/Japan/etc. generally too? Except for some dishes like ... damn, well the noodle soup.
I don't think I mentioned volume anywhere. I don't make any sound when I drink soup. Why would I not just drink the broth after I'm done eating the solid bits out of the soup? Are you bound by some crazy social rules that no one actually should be bound by? You really need to ask yourself these questions. I am most certainly not bound by any of those societal bullshits.
Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Why is he touching it though.
I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
Where were you all the times I couldnβt eat soup?!
User error. Just use colder soup.
I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove
Huh. That's why it is never working for me.
Ysgramor can pick up soup with a fork
A very good metaphor for life π€£ππ€²πππ€«
/s
Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?
Forks are diet spoons.
Unless it has got many vegetables
A spork is the perfect utensil.
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
Liar. Fill the slits and try to eat soup.
*brain coursens by 3%"