Trump Demands Biden Take a Drug Test Before Debating and Claims the President Was ‘High as a Kite’ During the State of the Union

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“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”

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Says the guy who allegedly held coke parties at the Plaza while he was hooking up with underaged teenage girls, hung out with a known human trafficker, paid hush money to multiple women to hide how much of a predator he is, and has been found guilty of raping at least one of them.

Let's drug test them both.

In fact, I have a better idea. The debate is headed by Snoop Dogg. Both of them have to get high with him and answer his questions.

I think Biden demand Trump submit dna for comparison to cold case rape kits.

Trump currently mumbles word salad at his rallies, because he doesn't need drugs to sound like his brain is failing.

Trump needs to submit one first. Taken by an impartial authority. Throw in a proper cognitive test.

Send him to some random drug test place like they do for a job interview. Those nurses won't take shit from anyone. "Oh you accidentally flushed the toilet after peeing in the cup, guess you're coming back tomorrow."

Is this a thing in America?

Yes it is. Many companies require a drug screening for illegal substances. It's often unclear what they're testing for or what would prevent you from getting hired and what is a violation of your rights. Most people need a job so they put with with it. But there are numerous companies that all they do is these drug screening.

They do seem to have backed off a bit on recent years, at least with companies I’ve worked for. It’s been quite a few years.

The last time, they tried to start drug testing for current employees. I didn’t bother going and they didn’t bother me about it

The funny thing is it was the Trump WH medical staff that was found to be illegally distributing drugs to staffers. Not saying definitively that Trump was partaking, but ...

Trump White House pharmacy improperly provided drugs and misused funds, Pentagon report says

The drug scheduling rules that the Trump White House pharmacy was following were inspired by "It's every day, bro" by Jake Paul.

This one I’m not so scandalized about. I’m sure every White House admin does this - they have hard and punishing international work where they need to be sharp. Ronnie Jackson was there during Obama too.

To think that this pathetic sack of shit is the best the Republicans could come up with, for 3 consecutive elections, blows my mind.

Everyone on earth with something to gain knows he’s an easily manipulated useful idiot. He’s the greatest thing to happen for the corrupt since lobbying became legal.

Trump is in NO position to demand anything. He’s lucky he’s been allowed to fleece this country and get away with being a criminal as long as he has.

Donald pulled the same "they need a drug test" stunt on Hillary Clinton in 2016 before a debate, proving that this silly ole drama queen needs a new bag of tricks.

Lol, more projection. Let's have them both take one together and see who fails. I'll bet there's one that would go into an incoherent rant and blame someone for something and not take the test. Sound about right?

"Fake news! The test is fake news! It was all a conspiracy by the Democrats, the worst conspiracy I have ever saw!"

The same Trump that just forgot who & where he was at his rally a couple hours ago?

Sure, Jan.

Cult leaders don't need to be smart to be popular.

Biden should demand an anal cavity search for trump. Who knows what manner of Russian recording device he has stuffed in there.

They're going to find McConnell's tongue up there. Unsurprising since it is still attached to his little turtle beak.

Weak willed dementia patient trump trying to concoct a reason to back out. Of course he can't come up with anything new because that part of his brain is mush.

Of course he can’t come up with anything new because that part of his brain is mush.

Fixed that for you.

Why doesn't Biden just shoot this fuck? I thought presidents can't be charged for crimes they commit while in office.

We won't know what the Constitutional Originalism says about that one until either Nov. 6th or the afternoon of Jan. 20th.

That's fine tiny hands. Let's try the tissue paper test on that face of yours... How much shit can I swab off that Macco ass paint job of a spray tan.

They should give them surprise ones right before they go on then live announce the results

I have no doubt the debates with be the Manhattan project of methamphetamines

"I will if you take a dementia test..."

Honestly, I don't fucking give a shit if they're absolutely loaded or not - they're fucking old so if medication will cause them to be less incompetent I'm all for it.

So dose this mean we get to find out what dementia drugs Biden is currently on i bet he gets a aid to pee in a cup for him i would of demanded that they both be required to read out loud a long series of numbers and letters ment to represent the nuclear codes

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