He's not going to go easy on you either

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 601 points –
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For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

I think Obama went to Jury Duty, post presidency.

But it was pretty much a formality lmao cause there was no way in hell he'd ever be selected. Pretty much turned it into a press piece.

Are there anyone who's exempt from jury duty, for example because of their profession?
Would it be possible to have Judge Judy sitting in a jury?

In my jurisdiction the only ones formally exempted from jury duty are those who are employed in the courtrooms: judges, bailiffs, and court reporters.

There are several other occupations that, while not formally exempt, are almost guaranteed to result in you not being picked: law enforcement, child protective services, district attorney office, criminal defense attorney.

Hell, both times I was actually asked to come in, they dismissed me just for having friends who were cops.

But you could still be asked to serve if the case was civil and did not involve cops. There are many reasons you can be dismissed, but it varies wildly from one case to the next.

Funny, both times I've been summoned they dismissed me for stating (honestly) that I hate cops in general and would not be impartial at all.

Lmao I did the same thing and got assigned to sit in for a 2 week case. Wack

I'm exempt from jury duty! Not because of my job though.

Maybe they consider it my job though. I was exempted for being the only caretaker for someone with a permanent disability.

Which is funny because he's not exempted lmfao

I got the jury duty notice once when I was like 19, promptly forgot about it, and haven't heard anything since. This was about 15 years ago.

That was probably because they brokered a deal between prosecution and defense, and the jury was not needed. You’re supposed to check the website in the morning to make sure you’re needed. You probably just got very very lucky.

I want to say this was before everything was fully online, but it's been so long that I have no idea. I still find it odd that I haven't heard a peep since (not that I'm complaining).

Maybe. Still might have been a call in to check thing or something like that.

Add military to the list if you are stationed away from where you are called to serve.

You know, I'm something of a Judge myself.

Yes. Even the president can get summoned but it's unlikely either legal camps would want that much attention on their case. More of a distraction.

David Letterman had jury duty once and wouldn't shut up about it for several episodes of his show (he actually liked it.)

If you have job and financial security, it could be an interesting change of pace for a bit.

Im salaried, fuck it. Unfortunately my ADHD ass missed my last two jury summons that I had every intention of going to so they don't ask me anymore. At least they didn't arrest me 😅

Sheah, you're definitely lucky they didn't suspend you driver's license or something... or did they? I guess you won't know until you get pulled over and find out there's a $10k bench warrant on you.

Nah, I actually had a cop out front of my house doing something unrelated to me and I asked him if he had a sec to run my license. I'd rather find out right then and there rather than get my car towed. He said I was all good lol.

Imagine ur going to trial and THIS guy is across the room looking at u like this:

Realistically, seeing someone in a setting you do not expect them to be in would make you less likely to recognize them, so it would be less "Hey, Williem Dafoe is in my jury" and more "Hey, that guy in my jury kind of looks like the actor from Spider-man".

Think of it this way, if Williem Dafoe shows up at say, a tech conference, and went around telling everyone "I'm esteemed Academy Award nominated character actor Williem Dafoe", most people there are going to think:"Why is there a Williem Dafoe impersonator at this conference?" instead of "Why is Williem Dafoe here?"

Hiding in plain sight.

It pains me to see you refer to William Dafoe as "that actor from Spider-Man".

It's his major recent work in public eye, plus the MCU is huge in terms of pop culture, so I'm using this as an example of how he might currently be recognized in public as, not that it is what he is best known for.

(I don't want to talk about "Poor Things"... )

His most notable performance for me has always been his Academy Award nominated performance as Sergeant Elias in Platoon. But I do recognize that was 38 years ago.

To add to your statement: a few years ago, Henry Cavill went to Times Square in NYC wearing a shirt with the Superman S, and just hung out around signs for Man of Steel, and pretty much nobody recognized him (or if they did, they didn't let it be known).

But then again, it is New York City, most pedestrian there are always in a rush to get to where they needed to be and wouldn't take a second glance at even the strangest happening as long as it isn't blocking their way.

the actor from Spider-man

You misspelt "The Boondock Saints".

Is William even able to sit in the jury seat with a shlong that long?

James Marsden had jury duty once, used his celeb status to get out of being sequestered!

(Watch jury duty on Amazon, if you're cringing too much just watch the last episode which is a re-cap and brilliant in it's own right, my wife won't watch the whole show but loved the last episode)

Surprised anyone has even seen that. Was a really fun watch.

They get called in for jury duty just like anyone else, but I doubt many actually get selected for the jury. The last time I had to do jury duty one of the people in the jury pool was a car dealer owner that did a bunch of local commercials and he was one of the first peeps to get canned.

Generally you want your jury to be impartial and bland. Everyone in the jury should be paying attention not the case, not their fellow jury members.

If I've ever seen the face of a jury nullifyer in my life, that's it

sorry autist... what does this face mean to you?

His face is just serious and focused. Relatively neutral without a hint at what he's thinking.

(With the meme context, this would be the look of someone who is trying to size you up)

I thought it looked happy and amused. Maybe this is why I have trouble with socializing lmao

There is a little lift on the right corner of his mouth, and given all the scarier faces he's known for, he looks relatively cheerful here. I'd trust him on my jury, if I were innocent.

And if I were guilty, I would not trust him because he was my partner who turned me in and got away before he was identified. He's smiling because he knows I know what he'd do to my parents if I snitched, and he's getting away with my half of the fortune. I also know he's most likely going to marry my girlfriend because the love triangle was so plain as day.

If it hadn't been for Willem Dafoe, I'd be married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Willem Dafoe?

In all fairness Willem has more to offer your girlfriend than you do. And I'm not talking about the money.

It's a pretty neutral face, the fact that people are arguing over it is kinda evidence for that.

I'm not super invested in deciphering an expression but yeah, if someone had that expression I'd probably be willing to approach them

I would say his mouth-region is neutral, but the region around his eyes are focused, almost to the point of being intimidating.

Oh god imagine Tom Hanks sitting on your trial. I'd just plead guilty out of shame of letting America's dad down.

One thing that concerns me about celebs on juries is that their compatriots on the jury might ascribe more power / logic to their takes because of their authority / celebrity as a public figure. "If Tom Hanks thinks so, he must be right…" "Oprah tells me what to read and gives away cars; how could she be wrong?"