I've been wanting to learn German for years now, specifically because "ich_iel" looked really fun.
Guess now is as good of a time as any!
I read somewhere on Lemmy that ich_iel deliberately uses wrong words four the lulz. So be careful or you’ll be learning bad grammar. Youse diggitty?
Germans being tricksy? Well, I never!
ich_iel is peak German humor and internet culture. It's a shame that they live on forbidden lands now. Although there's hope, as the great migration has already begun
Note that the German words for second person "have" (hast) and "hate" (hasst) are near-identical homophones, so when forced to choose between a literal translation or keeping the intentional secondary aspect in, they opted for the latter
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Ihnen fehlt leider der Passierschein A38. Besorgen Sie diesen bitte und machen Sie einen neuen Termin, frühstens jedoch in 6-8 Monaten.
Germany itself is federated. Coincidence?
I wonder why the Russians aren't here. They sure like being federated too, innit?
We're here, komrad
How does it work?
In Russia's case, I'm pretty sure it's a bunch of republics within the country that technically govern each other but aren't sovereign, I can see where that came from since the USSR was literally just a bunch of self governing republics uniting under the common goal of socialism (it's in the name). Hence why Russia calls itself today the Russian Federation.
As for Germany, well... Federated Republic of Germany. I'd assume its regions are very similarly self governing, they just don't call themselves republics here.
There's the Swiss Confederation. Not sure what the "con-" prefix means.
For Germany, the Federated part came from the three Allied zones that came together to form West Germany. Each zone would check and govern each other but weren't sovereign. Then East Germany was added to form the Germany we know today.
With Switzerland, Confederation means each part of the country came together voluntarily. Membership in a confederation is voluntary while not necessarily so in a federation.
To explain it easier for an American, the thirteen colonies came together in a confederation during the revolutionary war, united under specific circumstances but still separate. Once the constitution passed and the USA was officially formed the states switched from a Confederation to a Federation. This is also why the Confederacy is the Confederacy, the states voluntarily banded together to revolt against the Union.
Thanks for explaining things in a way I never could.
UND KEINE EIER!
This is also true just walking around in my hometown in Norway during the summer holidays.
Ze Jermans are everywhere
Serves you right for having such a beautiful country
Still better than people assuming everyone's american.
Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche Sprache ist die beste der Welt!
Jaja, dat zeggen de Fransen ook, maar er kan er toch maar één de beste zijn!
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
I've been wanting to learn German for years now, specifically because "ich_iel" looked really fun.
Guess now is as good of a time as any!
I read somewhere on Lemmy that ich_iel deliberately uses wrong words four the lulz. So be careful or you’ll be learning bad grammar. Youse diggitty?
Germans being tricksy? Well, I never!
ich_iel is peak German humor and internet culture. It's a shame that they live on forbidden lands now. Although there's hope, as the great migration has already begun
!ich_iel@feddit.de
Wir kommen!
Someone wants to learn German for the good humour. Now I’ve seen everything!
SPRICH DEUTSCH
DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT
unta blinky blinka flarben
something something mish geflarpen
ahhhhh
NEIN
Rammstein made an English version too, actually!
Note that the German words for second person "have" (hast) and "hate" (hasst) are near-identical homophones, so when forced to choose between a literal translation or keeping the intentional secondary aspect in, they opted for the latter
Dass dem Typ immer noch ne Plattform gegeben wird
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT, DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
VOLKSWAGEN ADIDAS
Duhastaufdeinemkokaturndeinegeistigbehinderteschwestergefickt - K.I.Z
SOHN
EINER
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DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHALTERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTINNENDONAUDAMPFSCHIFFRUNDFAHRTSTICKET
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DADDY
ICH BIN WIE
DU
HURENSOHN
DU HAST
Haben Sie die richtigen Dokumente für den Beitrag eingereicht?
Ihnen fehlt leider der Passierschein A38. Besorgen Sie diesen bitte und machen Sie einen neuen Termin, frühstens jedoch in 6-8 Monaten.
Germany itself is federated. Coincidence?
I wonder why the Russians aren't here. They sure like being federated too, innit?
We're here, komrad
How does it work?
In Russia's case, I'm pretty sure it's a bunch of republics within the country that technically govern each other but aren't sovereign, I can see where that came from since the USSR was literally just a bunch of self governing republics uniting under the common goal of socialism (it's in the name). Hence why Russia calls itself today the Russian Federation.
As for Germany, well... Federated Republic of Germany. I'd assume its regions are very similarly self governing, they just don't call themselves republics here.
There's the Swiss Confederation. Not sure what the "con-" prefix means.
For Germany, the Federated part came from the three Allied zones that came together to form West Germany. Each zone would check and govern each other but weren't sovereign. Then East Germany was added to form the Germany we know today.
With Switzerland, Confederation means each part of the country came together voluntarily. Membership in a confederation is voluntary while not necessarily so in a federation.
To explain it easier for an American, the thirteen colonies came together in a confederation during the revolutionary war, united under specific circumstances but still separate. Once the constitution passed and the USA was officially formed the states switched from a Confederation to a Federation. This is also why the Confederacy is the Confederacy, the states voluntarily banded together to revolt against the Union.
Thanks for explaining things in a way I never could.
UND KEINE EIER!
This is also true just walking around in my hometown in Norway during the summer holidays.
Ze Jermans are everywhere
Serves you right for having such a beautiful country
Still better than people assuming everyone's american.
Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche Sprache ist die beste der Welt!
Jaja, dat zeggen de Fransen ook, maar er kan er toch maar één de beste zijn!
Ich sehe hier kein Problem...
Sprich Deutsch!
Du
Juan
Ja, OP. Wenn Lemmy untergeht, werden wir alle Deutsche.
HAMMERZEIT
Es ist besser für meine deutsche als duolingo
Especially German dams.
Überall auf Lemmy und super aktiv auf r/Place 🌈🇩🇪🍞🐘🚒🚄🌭
Und wo ist dabei das Problem, Ami?
Hehehe
Ich bin kein Berliner!
Das heißt Pfannkuchen
Ich bin Pfannkuchen Berliner!
Tja. Könnt schlimmer kommen. Moin!
Moin!
Fahrvergnügen
Da Da Da Ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht
Sheisse...
Nur in Deutschland gibt es das Paradies. Bier, das frei aus den Wasserhähnen fließt, und ordnungsgemäße Behandlung der Arbeiter. Prost
Und nicht nur dann! 👋
Is that the marching sounds I've been hearing?
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
BUMM BUMM BUMM
Red Alert intro starts
Punkt der Sicht: Polen 1939
Yo
Lebenslanger Schicksalschatz. Only thing I know in German. Not sure if anyone's gonna get the reference.
How I met your Mother? Yeah that... word..? Sentence..? Almost makes no sense in german lmao
Lmao thanks for the insight.
Also, Italy right now. Urlaubers uberal!
Ja!
karab.in looking fron the side: