Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them
They're for her dick.
This keeps getting better.
Oh! Then never mind, then
It turn out she has a hug strap on.
You don't need condoms for a strap on kiddo. Buckle up.
no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy
Say hello to her kitty
I don't want eyes anymore, thank you
I'll take them, just in a bag, thanks!
Whiskered for her pleasure.
Edit: I’m so sorry
Ask for an ID
You're supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer
Step femboy, what are you doing?
Say いいね and pound that pompompurin
It always bothered me when folks injected out of context Japanese and provided no explanation, but now I know some Japanese, so for the other folks here like me.
いいね is pronounced i-i-ne and translates to something like "nice".
The comment below わかりました is pronounced wa-ka-ri-ma-shi-ta and translates to something like "I understand".
And finally a note to the Japanese injectors. Almost no one likes when you inject Japanese out of context. If you are a student studying Japanese and inject it in context people would enjoy it more.
I accept my down votes if my observations are incorrect, have a nice day.
in the 1600s the adverb "bad" went from meaning "incorrect" to being an intensifier - "they wanted that badly" (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).
This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as "badass" or "baddie", understanding subconsciously that is implied that it's an extender of wanting/liking something "a lot" ("badly").
Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you're about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?
What would yahweh do?
Statistical analysis says gods do not use condoms.
Ask if she's got a cinnamoroll one
100% chance she put a pin through those.
Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.
Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy
Ask if they're snug fit. I'm long and thin, like a pencil.
Let's do it to it.
Meow
Ask if she wants the second one. If we're going to be girlfriend and girlfriend, we may as well wear matching ones.
Why would she have the condoms?
Because some guys try to use the "oops I didn't bring any condom" to try and rawdog it.
If it's a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it's a big red flag. Win/Win for her.
Why wouldn't she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).
How would she know what size of condition to have
Most condoms are pretty one-size-fits-all. If you really want to make sure you have your bases covered you could always just cary multiple sizes of condoms.
I mean, you dont have to put the condom on a penis, you can put it on a toy to make clean up easier, and to prevent lubes from breaking the material down.
Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them
They're for her dick.
This keeps getting better.
Oh! Then never mind, then
It turn out she has a hug strap on.
You don't need condoms for a strap on kiddo. Buckle up.
no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy
Say hello to her kitty
I don't want eyes anymore, thank you
I'll take them, just in a bag, thanks!
Whiskered for her pleasure.
Edit: I’m so sorry
Ask for an ID
You're supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer
Step femboy, what are you doing?
Say いいね and pound that pompompurin
It always bothered me when folks injected out of context Japanese and provided no explanation, but now I know some Japanese, so for the other folks here like me.
いいね is pronounced i-i-ne and translates to something like "nice".
The comment below わかりました is pronounced wa-ka-ri-ma-shi-ta and translates to something like "I understand".
And finally a note to the Japanese injectors. Almost no one likes when you inject Japanese out of context. If you are a student studying Japanese and inject it in context people would enjoy it more.
I accept my down votes if my observations are incorrect, have a nice day.
わかりました
As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.
Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.
Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.
What does baddie mean in this context?
A female who can hold her own and take care of herself. She is very pretty, and independent
^ is what urban dictionary says...
in the 1600s the adverb "bad" went from meaning "incorrect" to being an intensifier - "they wanted that badly" (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).
This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as "badass" or "baddie", understanding subconsciously that is implied that it's an extender of wanting/liking something "a lot" ("badly").
Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you're about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?
What would yahweh do?
Statistical analysis says gods do not use condoms.
Ask if she's got a cinnamoroll one
100% chance she put a pin through those.
Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.
Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy
Ask if they're snug fit. I'm long and thin, like a pencil.
Let's do it to it.
Meow
Ask if she wants the second one. If we're going to be girlfriend and girlfriend, we may as well wear matching ones.
Why would she have the condoms?
Because some guys try to use the "oops I didn't bring any condom" to try and rawdog it.
If it's a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it's a big red flag. Win/Win for her.
Why wouldn't she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).
How would she know what size of condition to have
Most condoms are pretty one-size-fits-all. If you really want to make sure you have your bases covered you could always just cary multiple sizes of condoms.
I mean, you dont have to put the condom on a penis, you can put it on a toy to make clean up easier, and to prevent lubes from breaking the material down.
Because we're the baddies. Keep up.
Omg! U slut!