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As a foot- and ass-man, I gotta say, I'm OK with this

I was looking for this comment, not disappointed

I don't know, the butts are on opposite sides so how can you utilize both

Missionary + lean forward and eat ass.

Its truly a win win for some of us filthy heathens.

I can't wait for the inevitable r34 comments about how you feed this monstrosity.

There are already plenty of posts about the mannequin monster from Silent Hill 2 >.>

You apparently never saw the South Park episode.

This was the one. This was my proudest fap.

Ah, a fellow ass man

Ass & legs gentlepeople club over here.

And yes, we are also accepting feet guys/galls, but only bcs the judge ruled against us on a technicality.

At some point before the healing brush and patch tools were available, I saw an entire porn gallery (heh, remember when porn came in galleries?) of pixel perfect stitches where someone had joined waists to waists, to create a bunch of concatenated top/top, bottom/bottom images in front, back, and front/back configurations of a naked woman.

Because this was the early days of the internet, all I’d seen was gross, taboo, or unsettling stuff. I was sort of immune to it, but this was definitely my first “confused boner” situation. I still remember my absolute bewilderment. I was way more unsettled by that than goatse or whatever.

You can't just not provide source

If I had the capacity to remember the exact URL of a webpage I looked at 20ish years ago, I’d definitely not be working right now. Or anymore.
I’d spend every moment that I’m not full of existential dread from the things I cannot forget sleeping on the comfiest bed that I could buy using the money earned through my horrible burden of unforgettable knowledge.

I'm surprised how well this works. Well, erm... visually, anyway.

Impossible not to 69, also to tell the difference between anal & blowjob.

Or between a handjob & a footjob.

Or between dirty talk & diarrhoea.

Or if the carpet matches the drapes.

Or between getting horny and having a cold.

Imagine if the legs all bent the same way and you saw this scurrying around outside your house on all four legs at night

Would it move like a crab?

Yo dawg, we heard you like ass so we put ass on your ass

The original photo has real Lise Sarfati vibes, love her work.

A game with an enemy called OAF (Oops, All Feet!) has made this image worse. She is Oops, All Legs.