Maybe I'll just get a soda...

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 589 points –
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W FART FREE WATER

Well, IT IS fart free.

Technically it's impossible for water to be fart free.

i wouldn’t be so sure

I mean there's a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You're drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

I don't understand, you prefer your water full of farts?

It clearly says the water is fart free. That's a W in my book.

It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.

May I have some frater please

Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

This wouldn't go in either

It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

What’s wrong with free fart water

Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.

This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

its cute that you all think its fart water but its just clever marketing for plain ol mop water

Idk I like my water fart-free

I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.