Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.
I don't know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.
That almost makes me wanna switch but I enjoy fish too much....even if it's probably got issues above my level of use bc idk what I'm doing most of the time š
$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
Removing /bin/bash...
~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
...
You forgot the
Your command will be executed in 10...9...8...
After each ads.
Y'all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience
I have sl installed
i could see that as a powershell "feature", which allows microsoft to sell adspace in the command line that reaches technicans and administrators
i always forget. i am just to used to markdown. Thanks for the reminder.
Good lord, I hope no one employed at Microsoft reads this. I would bet they institute it if they think of it.
Ahhhh.....THANK YOU! r/boringdistopia was one of the few subreddits I have been still missing.
no problem ... enjoy ... kind of ... maybe.
Already have ads with node / npm ālooking for developers / donations / fundingā messages
"ls" sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
Ooh. What about fdisk? Or parted. You know. 'cause raid.
The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch...
Leave terminal alone.
That's already a thing. When was the last time you ran npm?
I remember some guy posting an ad for his resume on there
core-js, everyone used it basically but no one wanted to support
~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...)
Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
Aborted
~ $
(plugs in ethernet cable)
~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...)
Press CTRL+C to skip the ad
[^C[^C
Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n
ADWARE SHELL
(C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
---ad---
How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
Just press F1 to get the answer!
---ad---
Activate Adware
Go to Settings to Activate Adware
% exit
Please watch all the ads to be able to exit.
(...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...)
[^C
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
[^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.
The last step I leave to you.
Your local account has not been verified yet:
please enter your user ID, your SSN, your credit card number, your home address, your credit card's PIN, the SHA512 hash of your bank account's password (salted with 0x71a0 at the beginning) and the number of bytes received by your work computer's primary network interface with a maximum error of 256kb to allow interrupts.
Please drink verification can to continue
We ought to make a satire shell based on this
Shred *
I mean... I already use ubuntu, so...
Wicked self burn
Those are rare.
DELET THIS
Doesn't npm have this already? I've definitely gotten requests for donations and various political messages when installing dependencies.
I guess this highly depends on package maintainers, Node already provides funding in package.json for much less invasive funding requests (and that can also be disabled) and you might also block executing the scripts during package instalation which are sometimes used for advertisement.
I think this was a lot worse in days NPM didn't support funding, especially for projects depending on a huge number of dependencies. But I'm not that old Node/JS dev to tell how things were back then in reality.
Ew, I'll pass on node then.
That's the reason you pass on node? Compared to all the others?
It's the final straw.
People who know how to use a terminal know how to block ads
This is the beuty of FOSS. I can add them myself, whenever I want to.
You better delete this, fuck you!
Since this week I get some form of ad in the github diff viewer. "Copilot is available for purchase for you organization". Horrible.
Yeah they've put them in a couple places, It's pretty bad. Had to work out how to create a custom uBlock Origin rule to block them.
there's a dismiss button under the hamburger menu right next to it, it removes all of these copilot ads permanently.
In my free time I develop ways for advertisers to reach as many platforms as possible. I hate ads as much as I hate people who say things like "just skip it if you don't like them" so I spend my time trying to fill every inch of their lives with ads as possible.
I can get behind this flavour of evil. Keep doing satan's work, lad!
Why would you try to make the world a worse place just to spite people?
cowsay "Like, subscribe and ringadingding that bell for more!"
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Time for me to learn how to build a Lemmy bot, it seems
Next level: just type what you want and let the AI figure it out. 1 ad per prompt
Me: ChatGPT, please find and install the necessary packages for Thunderbird
ChatGPT: Say no more, fam. sudo rm -rf/*
Stop! Don't give them ideas!
KILL SELF
SUDO !!
Terminal with stories
So Tab completions become Tab recommendations which happen to be paid promotions.
ā ļø TRADE OFFER ā ļø
i receive: you receive:
Ads Adblock
š¤Ø
š«¶š»
edit: didnt work but yall know what i mean
edit2: here
npm is waaaay ahead of you
I would build my own hardware if necessary.
FOSH
Imagine: Ubuntu Pro.
Oh wait. they sold out already.
Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.
Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical's alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team
I agree with you! Canonical's licensing is the best in the business. I like and use Ubuntu pro at work and use it with my homelab. I just don't love the ads in the terminal.
Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)
You mean, like on Ubuntu?
Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.
I don't know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.
That almost makes me wanna switch but I enjoy fish too much....even if it's probably got issues above my level of use bc idk what I'm doing most of the time š
You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10...9...8...
After each ads.
Y'all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience
I have sl installed
i could see that as a powershell "feature", which allows microsoft to sell adspace in the command line that reaches technicans and administrators
!aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
edit: fixed link
I was going to say, Iām surprised this isnāt a Windows 11 āfeatureā
cut them some slack, they can't put every annoyance into one version ... got to leave something for future "upgrades"
Maybe for the first time Ubuntu could get to sue them for infringing on their innovation.
If you write !aboringdystopia@lemmy.world instead the link is usable for any instance.
i always forget. i am just to used to markdown. Thanks for the reminder.
Good lord, I hope no one employed at Microsoft reads this. I would bet they institute it if they think of it.
Ahhhh.....THANK YOU! r/boringdistopia was one of the few subreddits I have been still missing.
no problem ... enjoy ... kind of ... maybe.
Already have ads with node / npm ālooking for developers / donations / fundingā messages
"ls" sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
Ooh. What about fdisk? Or parted. You know. 'cause raid.
The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch...
Leave terminal alone.
That's already a thing. When was the last time you ran npm?
I remember some guy posting an ad for his resume on there
core-js, everyone used it basically but no one wanted to support
The last step I leave to you.
Your local account has not been verified yet:
please enter your user ID, your SSN, your credit card number, your home address, your credit card's PIN, the SHA512 hash of your bank account's password (salted with 0x71a0 at the beginning) and the number of bytes received by your work computer's primary network interface with a maximum error of 256kb to allow interrupts.
Please drink verification can to continue
We ought to make a satire shell based on this
Shred *
I mean... I already use ubuntu, so...
Wicked self burn
Those are rare.
DELET THIS
Doesn't npm have this already? I've definitely gotten requests for donations and various political messages when installing dependencies.
I guess this highly depends on package maintainers, Node already provides
fundinginpackage.jsonfor much less invasive funding requests (and that can also be disabled) and you might also block executing the scripts during package instalation which are sometimes used for advertisement. I think this was a lot worse in days NPM didn't supportfunding, especially for projects depending on a huge number of dependencies. But I'm not that old Node/JS dev to tell how things were back then in reality.Ew, I'll pass on node then.
That's the reason you pass on node? Compared to all the others?
It's the final straw.
People who know how to use a terminal know how to block ads
This is the beuty of FOSS. I can add them myself, whenever I want to.
You better delete this, fuck you!
Since this week I get some form of ad in the github diff viewer. "Copilot is available for purchase for you organization". Horrible.
Yeah they've put them in a couple places, It's pretty bad. Had to work out how to create a custom uBlock Origin rule to block them.
there's a dismiss button under the hamburger menu right next to it, it removes all of these copilot ads permanently.
In my free time I develop ways for advertisers to reach as many platforms as possible. I hate ads as much as I hate people who say things like "just skip it if you don't like them" so I spend my time trying to fill every inch of their lives with ads as possible.
I can get behind this flavour of evil. Keep doing satan's work, lad!
Why would you try to make the world a worse place just to spite people?
cowsay "Like, subscribe and ringadingding that bell for more!"
Time for me to learn how to build a Lemmy bot, it seems
Hate it when it happens
OMFG!! Donāt give them ideas!
No. Just no.
Ubuntu already did that https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2022/10/ubuntu-pro-terminal-ad
Next level: just type what you want and let the AI figure it out. 1 ad per prompt
Me: ChatGPT, please find and install the necessary packages for Thunderbird
ChatGPT: Say no more, fam.
sudo rm -rf/*Stop! Don't give them ideas!
KILL SELF
SUDO !!
Terminal with stories
So Tab completions become Tab recommendations which happen to be paid promotions.
ā ļø TRADE OFFER ā ļø
i receive: you receive:
Ads Adblock
edit: didnt work but yall know what i mean
edit2: here
npm is waaaay ahead of you
I would build my own hardware if necessary.
FOSH
Imagine: Ubuntu Pro. Oh wait. they sold out already.
Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.
Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical's alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team
I agree with you! Canonical's licensing is the best in the business. I like and use Ubuntu pro at work and use it with my homelab. I just don't love the ads in the terminal.
Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)
I made it
Don't give Microsoft ideas