I’d say “the office dress code,” but what I really mean is my gut.
Just go with your gut
That was a straight fad. Now it's a gay fad. Lotta hateful crazy people. Soooo the fact that someone may try to attack me for wearing such things even if I want to.
The gays ruin all the fun.
Just like wrestling in the showers.
It was always a gay fad.
What's stopping me is lack of hunk.
Come on, you're not just some guy!
I live down the street from a college. Many of my neighbors are college students. I've seen roughly this look on a handful of very young men in the last year. I've seen guys in their early 20s/late teens playing sports in roughly this outfit. It is coming back/fashion is more fluid these days. There are still trends, but many young people wear all sorts of stuff that just looks good on their bodies with little regard for era or popularity.
That's currently what I'm seeing in terms of style these days. The prevalence of body positivity has allowed people to wear things that flatter themselves. There will always be the crowd that tries something new, but no one is going to be shunned for trying something that works or is comfortable.
While I could say my gut/lack of hunkiness/taste but....
I really, really don't want to attract serial killers.
Since I don't recognize these movies I'm half tempted to think these are just shots from gay porn intros.
The first picture is the first A Nightmare on Elm Street (thats Johnny Depp, fyi). I think the second picture is the second Nightmare movie (it has a baseball game in gym class scene but I'm not sure if that's it). I couldn't tell you what the last picture is from but I would guess one of the Friday the 13th movies.
Edit: I think the second and third pictures go together. Maybe they're both Nightmare 2 but I'm not sure.
This guy knows his Abbs.
This guy doesn't know how to spell abs.
A lot of old horror movies went the "soft-core porn with stabbing" route, so you aren't far off.
Lmao probably 😂
About 150lbs and the fact I don't want my ballsack hanging out my jorts.
them some low hangers friendo
Happens when you get old sonny
These are also the guys who gets stabbed to death with a rusty fork by a masked murderer. Im not saying wearing crop tops causes violent death but there seems to be a correlation
You might be on to something
I mean, small sample size, but I've never worn a crop top and I haven't been brutally murdered, well, yet.
Common sense
My enormous gut, which I guarantee you don’t want to see
Ha ha that's as funny as the time the other person made the same exact joke before you but you can't be bothered to read comments before you reply so you made the same funny joke!! Ha ha
Oh wow, you sure got me.
I don't even mind. You went into more detail. It's not as though you copied word for word.
That hasn't stopped you from showing your buttcrack, it shouldn't stop you from showing your belly.
I don't have shirts in kid sizes
I'm not sure my hairy mid-40's self would be well recevied.
Don't know until you try! Lol
Imran, you've just checked off two of my green flags
My belly would get cold. I always wonder how women tolerate it.
In summer?
There's a big dick joke just asking to me made....but it ain't gonna be me
Truthfully it's mainly because of sexism and how people think that certain clothes = certain sex and gender or sexual orientation.
So what? What’s it matter if people think I’m straight?
I have gay friends that wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.
I guarantee that "style" was because a producer wanted the guys to dress like that.
Nothing. This is how I dress in the summer. Except I have a dad bod and not one of those chiseled Adonis bodies so nobody appreciates it as much.
The fact they look ridiculous is what's stopping me.
I do dress like that for pride parade. I should definitely do it more often.
Dignity.
I live in a fashion-forward neighbourhood (for North America, at least (which doesn't say much)), and there were definitely straight dudes rocking this look this summer.
my pot belly
Doesn't quite work with the whole "aging sasquatch, ex power lifter/dadbod" combo I tend to have.
I tend to scare adults when I'm shirtless for some reason. I can't imagine this would be any better.
Something something third spaces to dress like this and hang out at
Where the fuck would I even find a crop top in mens sizes?
Scissors, scissors......
eat shit and live, bill
We're just normal men.
Damn this thread made me feel skinny.
We are straight?
They always were too!
(I think)
At least they thought they were (see A Nightmare on Elm Street II: Freddy's Revenge)
Nothing more attractive than folks wearing sexuality-agnostic clothes. Especially if they realize “appearing ‘gay’ ” is nothing to be ashamed of.
My gut?
BEEEEELLLCH
They tell you to trust it though?
And it's telling me I can't pull this off.
Are you me?
I'm pretty sure the modern term for this look is "fuckboy"
I'm short and fat.
I’d say “the office dress code,” but what I really mean is my gut.
Just go with your gut
That was a straight fad. Now it's a gay fad. Lotta hateful crazy people. Soooo the fact that someone may try to attack me for wearing such things even if I want to.
The gays ruin all the fun.
Just like wrestling in the showers.
It was always a gay fad.
What's stopping me is lack of hunk.
Come on, you're not just some guy!
I live down the street from a college. Many of my neighbors are college students. I've seen roughly this look on a handful of very young men in the last year. I've seen guys in their early 20s/late teens playing sports in roughly this outfit. It is coming back/fashion is more fluid these days. There are still trends, but many young people wear all sorts of stuff that just looks good on their bodies with little regard for era or popularity.
That's currently what I'm seeing in terms of style these days. The prevalence of body positivity has allowed people to wear things that flatter themselves. There will always be the crowd that tries something new, but no one is going to be shunned for trying something that works or is comfortable.
While I could say my gut/lack of hunkiness/taste but....
I really, really don't want to attract serial killers.
Since I don't recognize these movies I'm half tempted to think these are just shots from gay porn intros.
The first picture is the first A Nightmare on Elm Street (thats Johnny Depp, fyi). I think the second picture is the second Nightmare movie (it has a baseball game in gym class scene but I'm not sure if that's it). I couldn't tell you what the last picture is from but I would guess one of the Friday the 13th movies.
Edit: I think the second and third pictures go together. Maybe they're both Nightmare 2 but I'm not sure.
This guy knows his Abbs.
This guy doesn't know how to spell abs.
A lot of old horror movies went the "soft-core porn with stabbing" route, so you aren't far off.
Lmao probably 😂
About 150lbs and the fact I don't want my ballsack hanging out my jorts.
them some low hangers friendo
Happens when you get old sonny
These are also the guys who gets stabbed to death with a rusty fork by a masked murderer. Im not saying wearing crop tops causes violent death but there seems to be a correlation
You might be on to something
I mean, small sample size, but I've never worn a crop top and I haven't been brutally murdered, well, yet.
Common sense
My enormous gut, which I guarantee you don’t want to see
Ha ha that's as funny as the time the other person made the same exact joke before you but you can't be bothered to read comments before you reply so you made the same funny joke!! Ha ha
Oh wow, you sure got me.
I don't even mind. You went into more detail. It's not as though you copied word for word.
Mirrors.
Being fat
That hasn't stopped you from showing your buttcrack, it shouldn't stop you from showing your belly.
I don't have shirts in kid sizes
I'm not sure my hairy mid-40's self would be well recevied.
Don't know until you try! Lol
Imran, you've just checked off two of my green flags
My belly would get cold. I always wonder how women tolerate it.
In summer?
There's a big dick joke just asking to me made....but it ain't gonna be me
Truthfully it's mainly because of sexism and how people think that certain clothes = certain sex and gender or sexual orientation.
So what? What’s it matter if people think I’m straight?
I have gay friends that wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.
I guarantee that "style" was because a producer wanted the guys to dress like that.
Nothing. This is how I dress in the summer. Except I have a dad bod and not one of those chiseled Adonis bodies so nobody appreciates it as much.
The fact they look ridiculous is what's stopping me.
I do dress like that for pride parade. I should definitely do it more often.
Dignity.
I live in a fashion-forward neighbourhood (for North America, at least (which doesn't say much)), and there were definitely straight dudes rocking this look this summer.
my pot belly
Doesn't quite work with the whole "aging sasquatch, ex power lifter/dadbod" combo I tend to have.
I tend to scare adults when I'm shirtless for some reason. I can't imagine this would be any better.
Something something third spaces to dress like this and hang out at
Where the fuck would I even find a crop top in mens sizes?
Scissors, scissors......
eat shit and live, bill
We're just normal men.
Damn this thread made me feel skinny.
We are straight?
They always were too!
(I think)
At least they thought they were (see A Nightmare on Elm Street II: Freddy's Revenge)
Nothing more attractive than folks wearing sexuality-agnostic clothes. Especially if they realize “appearing ‘gay’ ” is nothing to be ashamed of.
"?"
I remember those times.
I do (not really)
I'm no where near that sexy.