this teacher thrives on making their students cringe you love to see it
no quicker way to get kids to stop a behavior than when the "uncool" people start doing it. remember when dabbing was a thing for like 10 minutes, until the school principal started doing it?
The day my parents signed up for Facebook was the day my account died. I'm sure many other millennials have similar experiences lol
ironic how facebook will die with the boomers
Shame meta won't go with it
i think the shift to "meta" was their response to the realization that only boomers use facebook anymore.
but what does meta provide that gen z wants? oculus stuff? threads? LOL
once something bubbles up to replace instagram (which it will), they're done
I would agree if they weren't such a prolific backbone for the tech industry. They're not just gonna vanish when people stop using their apps because businesses will still pump cash into them
such a prolific backbone for the tech industry
i'm not familiar with this. what businesses require meta for their existence?
For what it's worth, a bunch of open source stuff is maintained by Meta, that businesses rely on:
Parts of the Linux kernel, including btrfs, cgroup2 (which is heavily used by Docker and similar technologies), psi, bpf, and a few others.
PyTorch, used for AI/ML stuff
PrestoDB
zstd compression library and xxhash hashing library - used by pretty much every database system and a large number of backup systems now
React, React Native, Relay, etc.
Plus all the AI research and models (like Llama) that's published publicly with generous licensing policies. Way more Open than "OpenAI".
I don't think anyone necessarily depends on them - but the infrastructure for analyzing human behavior online is largely pioneered by meta and the likes. When the front ends like Facebook go away we'll just start seeing "Powered by Meta" on targeted ads; I wouldn't be surprised if people who see ads already do see that
It won't though. Those billions of active users are not all bots but people outside the US.
Zuckerberg said during the most recent earnings call that usage amongst 18-29 year olds is actually growing though.
i'll bet he did
Not really. Xellenial here and itβs still very much active with my friends and I. Honestly the simplest way to stay in touch with people you only occasionally talk to but want to know whatβs going on.
you're saying that you're a "xellenial" so facebook is immortal because "you and your friends" use it to keep in touch?
that sounds like something a boomer would say-- "IIIIIII use it, therefore everyone uses it!!!!"
LOL
I left Facebook when they banned me for not using my real name.
I was left in limbo indefinitely, because I challenged their assessment, and every time I try to log in now, it says that my account is "under review" or whatever.
Been like that for..... Going on 6 years or so now. Maybe more.
I'm already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They're all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.
We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.
Edit to add my updated version
Historians will at some point look at this comic strip as a representation of "cringe" that predates the word that later came to describe it.
Cringey is not slang.
Technically it is, cringeworthy would be the "proper" way of saying it
Fine, I can live with that.
Umm ackhtually it would technically be cringe-worthy.
Iβm Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a βBig Chungus weekend?β
Look it's just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn't mean it's any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.
Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you're still 14 right?
When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.
Now I'm a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.
They definitely did it to make you cringe.
Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.
The best way to kill cringey slang is for old people to use it
As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.
The fact the skibidi says yes yes instead of skibidi makes me think they've seen it, because everyone who hasn't tends to just say skibidi.
I've read your sentence half a dozen times and it's making my head swim. Can someone please translate?
I think the character says what they actually say in the video, as opposed to saying skibidi which is what everyone who has not seen it assumes he says. I'm in the latter party
I'm still lost. Be right back, asking my middle schoolers to translate.
Ok I got some middle schooler translation on this. Apparently there's a video of a guy's (a Half Life characterβs) head coming out of a toilet. You can see it drawn on the board to the far right of the picture. In the video, he spouts a bunch of nonsense including "Yes yes".
Said middle schooler is annoyed that I asked him, since apparently this is some elementary school-aged memes. This checks out, because my 4th grader over heard us talking and yelled "Skibibi!!"
I suppose if you hear your class talking about something a lot, it probably makes some sense to at least briefly look into it. Especially if the general gist of it can be understood by watching one thirty second youtube video
Yeah, wasn't saying it as a bad thing, just as a likely assumption.
Growing up is realizing the kids (and you) were the real cringe ones
HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW STUDENTS
fo shizzle my nizzle
High fives in millennial
This is how you stop kids using these words.
When my son is a few years older and is using the latest slang i am gonna ruin it for him. Gonna be that dad, like this meme, im gonna use it wrong, im gonna mix it with slang i used to use. Im gonna make him cringe and im gonna do it in front of other parents at his school!! Mwahahahahahaha SKIBIDI RIZZ BITCHES!!!!
I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher⦠perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.
They definitely knew
Jesus Christ how horrifying
Big chungus tho
The Chungus is AmongUs.
This is pretty funny
I'll be the judge of that.
This is not very demure.
Because I love ruining days, everything starting at "this task will be graded" was written by someone else. It looks official because the person's handwriting is neat, but if you compare the letters to the ones written giving the assignment they're different styles
Edit: I am apparently very wrong, but in my defense, I am very dumb.
I think any change in style can be explained by the change in angle that the writer needed to adjust to as they moved down the board.
You will not be hired as a forensics investigator, lol
looks like normal variation in a persons lettering to me. compare the k in textbook with the k in skibidi, almost the same. distances between letters and especially risers as well are similar between the two sections.
The "R" in "Read" and the "R" in "Remember" are identical, for example. The squiggly "d" in "Today's" and later in "skibidi" and "and" are also exact matches. I hate that you made me do this.
The change in style is because the teacher was in "getting hip with the kids" mode.
I'm going to go a step further and say the while thing looks like it was written by a student.
this teacher thrives on making their students cringe you love to see it
no quicker way to get kids to stop a behavior than when the "uncool" people start doing it. remember when dabbing was a thing for like 10 minutes, until the school principal started doing it?
The day my parents signed up for Facebook was the day my account died. I'm sure many other millennials have similar experiences lol
ironic how facebook will die with the boomers
Shame meta won't go with it
i think the shift to "meta" was their response to the realization that only boomers use facebook anymore.
but what does meta provide that gen z wants? oculus stuff? threads? LOL
once something bubbles up to replace instagram (which it will), they're done
I would agree if they weren't such a prolific backbone for the tech industry. They're not just gonna vanish when people stop using their apps because businesses will still pump cash into them
i'm not familiar with this. what businesses require meta for their existence?
For what it's worth, a bunch of open source stuff is maintained by Meta, that businesses rely on:
Parts of the Linux kernel, including btrfs, cgroup2 (which is heavily used by Docker and similar technologies), psi, bpf, and a few others.
PyTorch, used for AI/ML stuff
PrestoDB
zstd compression library and xxhash hashing library - used by pretty much every database system and a large number of backup systems now
React, React Native, Relay, etc.
Plus all the AI research and models (like Llama) that's published publicly with generous licensing policies. Way more Open than "OpenAI".
I don't think anyone necessarily depends on them - but the infrastructure for analyzing human behavior online is largely pioneered by meta and the likes. When the front ends like Facebook go away we'll just start seeing "Powered by Meta" on targeted ads; I wouldn't be surprised if people who see ads already do see that
It won't though. Those billions of active users are not all bots but people outside the US.
Zuckerberg said during the most recent earnings call that usage amongst 18-29 year olds is actually growing though.
i'll bet he did
Not really. Xellenial here and itβs still very much active with my friends and I. Honestly the simplest way to stay in touch with people you only occasionally talk to but want to know whatβs going on.
you're saying that you're a "xellenial" so facebook is immortal because "you and your friends" use it to keep in touch?
that sounds like something a boomer would say-- "IIIIIII use it, therefore everyone uses it!!!!"
LOL
I left Facebook when they banned me for not using my real name.
I was left in limbo indefinitely, because I challenged their assessment, and every time I try to log in now, it says that my account is "under review" or whatever.
Been like that for..... Going on 6 years or so now. Maybe more.
Bill Gates too
Relevant:
https://xkcd.com/166
I'm already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They're all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.
We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.
Edit to add my updated version
Historians will at some point look at this comic strip as a representation of "cringe" that predates the word that later came to describe it.
Cringey is not slang.
Technically it is, cringeworthy would be the "proper" way of saying it
Fine, I can live with that.
Umm ackhtually it would technically be cringe-worthy.
I reject your correction!
Cringe.
π«‘ This. This is how itβs done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.
Have a Big Chungus weekend, bro.
And may it be riztastic for you bro!
And a skibidi Ohio to you too
Is bussin' related to bussy?
Bursting
Respectfully
Iβm Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a βBig Chungus weekend?β
Look it's just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn't mean it's any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.
Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you're still 14 right?
When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.
Now I'm a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.
They definitely did it to make you cringe.
Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.
The best way to kill cringey slang is for old people to use it
As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.
The fact the skibidi says yes yes instead of skibidi makes me think they've seen it, because everyone who hasn't tends to just say skibidi.
I've read your sentence half a dozen times and it's making my head swim. Can someone please translate?
I think the character says what they actually say in the video, as opposed to saying skibidi which is what everyone who has not seen it assumes he says. I'm in the latter party
I'm still lost. Be right back, asking my middle schoolers to translate.
Ok I got some middle schooler translation on this. Apparently there's a video of a guy's (a Half Life characterβs) head coming out of a toilet. You can see it drawn on the board to the far right of the picture. In the video, he spouts a bunch of nonsense including "Yes yes".
Said middle schooler is annoyed that I asked him, since apparently this is some elementary school-aged memes. This checks out, because my 4th grader over heard us talking and yelled "Skibibi!!"
I suppose if you hear your class talking about something a lot, it probably makes some sense to at least briefly look into it. Especially if the general gist of it can be understood by watching one thirty second youtube video
Yeah, wasn't saying it as a bad thing, just as a likely assumption.
Growing up is realizing the kids (and you) were the real cringe ones
HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW STUDENTS
fo shizzle my nizzle
High fives in millennial
This is how you stop kids using these words.
When my son is a few years older and is using the latest slang i am gonna ruin it for him. Gonna be that dad, like this meme, im gonna use it wrong, im gonna mix it with slang i used to use. Im gonna make him cringe and im gonna do it in front of other parents at his school!! Mwahahahahahaha SKIBIDI RIZZ BITCHES!!!!
I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher⦠perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.
They definitely knew
Jesus Christ how horrifying
Big chungus tho
The Chungus is AmongUs.
This is pretty funny
I'll be the judge of that.
This is not very demure.
Because I love ruining days, everything starting at "this task will be graded" was written by someone else. It looks official because the person's handwriting is neat, but if you compare the letters to the ones written giving the assignment they're different styles
Edit: I am apparently very wrong, but in my defense, I am very dumb.
I think any change in style can be explained by the change in angle that the writer needed to adjust to as they moved down the board.
You will not be hired as a forensics investigator, lol
looks like normal variation in a persons lettering to me. compare the k in textbook with the k in skibidi, almost the same. distances between letters and especially risers as well are similar between the two sections.
The "R" in "Read" and the "R" in "Remember" are identical, for example. The squiggly "d" in "Today's" and later in "skibidi" and "and" are also exact matches. I hate that you made me do this.
The change in style is because the teacher was in "getting hip with the kids" mode.
I'm going to go a step further and say the while thing looks like it was written by a student.