STICK

Killing_Spark@feddit.de to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 541 points –
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When the dog came up, I was expecting it to go “and the dog agreed it was a good stick”

Why do you think the dog was complicit with the distraction tactic

If your husband and son both agree it's a nice stick, I gotta side with them on this one.

I can't believe the post didn't include a picture of the stick. I think I speak for every guy in this thread, I want to see the stick so I can judge how good of a stick it was for myself.

There is a very nice stick near the door that my son found. It’s a good stick.

Sticks are a dime a dozen, not of interest to anyone. A nice stick, now that's something special. You take that baby home.

Sticks can be quite useful, sure. Especially a bundle of them.

I'm a bit of a bundle of sticks myself

I wouldn’t be suprised if recognizing a strong practical stick is ingrained in our evolved mind.

Daughter has collected sticks since she could walk. They are all special and unique and can't possibly be disposed of.

These boys will be boys memes are the dumbest things around. I wish they'd die off.

Sounds like someone doesn't like sticks

I found a good stick and put it in my shed. Later my wife found it and agreed that it was a good stick.

Sticks are great, that's why I hate these boys will be boys memes. It's pointlessly gendered

If you want to understand the personality of your son, hand him a stick and then watch what his imagination transforms it into

Sticks can be fun for lots of reasons. If your son likes that stick, just let him have it imo.

STICKS

Quick, check the genitals for an explanation!

I have one saved from my son in my trunk .... and my entryway.... and a closet.... maybe more? Do other people actually do this shit?

it's likely our wrists evolved to bend side-to-side because our ancestors fucking loved swinging sticks around so much.

Apparently we are also especially good at locking our wrists which enables us to precisely throw stuff. Probably a similar origin

I kiss my stick, it's my stick, you can't pick up my stick, keep your mitts off my stick.

Marilyn Manson had sticks removed so he could kiss his stick.