Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.
Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!
Science cannot disprove this.
I hear electrons are really flaky. You tell them to show up at a specific place and time, and you just never know. Always getting involved in one entanglement or another.
It's frustrating because they're so literal when following instructions. I wish they'd do what I want, not what I said.
The trick is to say what you mean ☝🤓
That really isn't a bad metaphor for how the computer processes code.
They don't always listen, though.
That's why I'm constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.
pretty much
I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.
It's not that magic doesn't exist, it's just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.
I’d say it’s that the information on how it works is out there and not secret. If I want to turn lead into gold that knowledge is available to me, I just need access to a nuclear reactor and to learn a fuck ton of stuff.
Also the fact that it’s all very math dependent doesn’t help. The “when will I use this” subject is the biggest prerequisite to magic
funnily far more true than many might believe
...don't forget it wouldn't have worked if we hadn't tamed lightning and channelled it into the runes.
The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.
Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French
So it works by inserting expensive wine and smelly cheese?
Out of cheese error?!
So-so-so so-li-da-ri-té
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Haha what? There are no small people in computers, what are you talking about?
sweats
Found the small person.
Education and wisdom are two separate stats, this guy didn't roll very high on Wis.
In the U.S., education is mostly about being able to regurgitate what you've been told. Wisdom is, as you suggested, not necessary for that.
Unfortunately so. There should be more emphasis on the why and how rather than the what.
In the U.S., education is mostly about being able to regurgitate what you’ve been told.
Wait, are there places where it’s not?
I don't know. I've only been to school in the U.S.
Intelligence and wisdom.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Who wants to bet he's just a Helpdesk tech and has no idea what an actual computer engineer is?
I'm a data engineer and I have no idea what a computer engineer is.
I'm a computer engineer and I affirm you the earth is flat.
You, but actually knows things.
I know an engineer who's into all kinds of bat-shit conspiracy theories...
I work in 1st level support, and we don't want anything to do with this guy. He's too stupid, even for us lol
I am a tool and die maker and I affirm that heart attacks are caused by tiny, airborne sharks that sound exactly like Steven Crowder on helium. When you breathe them in they go to your heart and literally attack it.
I’m just a medical student, but as a computer engineer can’t he just hack into the mainframe and reveal that the earth is flat?
That would require multiple monitors and rave music.
You can just dig all the way down to bedrock, right? Should be easy if you kill all the creeps and spiders
Do the little people have pointy hats?
Get him! Get the geologist and silence him! He's unveiled the truth and now they'll take our tiny people away from us!
Probably working for Big Geology and the mainstream media!
Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.
Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!
Science cannot disprove this.
I hear electrons are really flaky. You tell them to show up at a specific place and time, and you just never know. Always getting involved in one entanglement or another.
It's frustrating because they're so literal when following instructions. I wish they'd do what I want, not what I said.
The trick is to say what you mean ☝🤓
That really isn't a bad metaphor for how the computer processes code.
They don't always listen, though.
That's why I'm constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.
pretty much
I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.
It's not that magic doesn't exist, it's just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.
I’d say it’s that the information on how it works is out there and not secret. If I want to turn lead into gold that knowledge is available to me, I just need access to a nuclear reactor and to learn a fuck ton of stuff.
Also the fact that it’s all very math dependent doesn’t help. The “when will I use this” subject is the biggest prerequisite to magic
funnily far more true than many might believe
...don't forget it wouldn't have worked if we hadn't tamed lightning and channelled it into the runes.
The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.
Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French
So it works by inserting expensive wine and smelly cheese?
Out of cheese error?!
So-so-so so-li-da-ri-té
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Haha what? There are no small people in computers, what are you talking about?
sweats
Found the small person.
Education and wisdom are two separate stats, this guy didn't roll very high on Wis.
In the U.S., education is mostly about being able to regurgitate what you've been told. Wisdom is, as you suggested, not necessary for that.
Unfortunately so. There should be more emphasis on the why and how rather than the what.
Wait, are there places where it’s not?
I don't know. I've only been to school in the U.S.
Intelligence and wisdom.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Who wants to bet he's just a Helpdesk tech and has no idea what an actual computer engineer is?
I'm a data engineer and I have no idea what a computer engineer is.
I'm a computer engineer and I affirm you the earth is flat.
You, but actually knows things.
I know an engineer who's into all kinds of bat-shit conspiracy theories...
I work in 1st level support, and we don't want anything to do with this guy. He's too stupid, even for us lol
I am a tool and die maker and I affirm that heart attacks are caused by tiny, airborne sharks that sound exactly like Steven Crowder on helium. When you breathe them in they go to your heart and literally attack it.
I’m just a medical student, but as a computer engineer can’t he just hack into the mainframe and reveal that the earth is flat?
That would require multiple monitors and rave music.
You can just dig all the way down to bedrock, right? Should be easy if you kill all the creeps and spiders
Do the little people have pointy hats?
Get him! Get the geologist and silence him! He's unveiled the truth and now they'll take our tiny people away from us!
Probably working for Big Geology and the mainstream media!
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Engineers_and_woo
the response fits perfectly 👌
No, computers work because there are very tiny rocks inside that vibrate when connected to electricity.
Don't bring your so-called science mumbo-jumbo around here!
I trapped lightning in a rock, and taught it to do math.
Computers are arcane wizardry.
Inside every computer there's a little person
A very wholesome and talented person
And he loves you
This is his song
I was really expecting a Rick roll here, this is even better
I love 'em more
I expected this to be a rickroll. Got diappointed.
At least he used "affirm" rather than "confirm".
What's up with all the boxes around the text?
No idea. I found it elsewhere and it made me laugh.
Reach inside your computer to discover the shocking truth...
Salem hypothesis adjacent
Bloody sand tender
I don't know what that means but it sounds hilarious
I'm a computer engineer. Don't trust us guys.
John Davis is the secretary of the flat earth society*