When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

bleistift2@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 868 points –

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When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

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If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.

Here's a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.

don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.

Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.

Apparently you can gamble online

Options markets are closed

I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don't use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!

Lemmy: accidentally making people productive

How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?

Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don't provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content

No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.

Helldivers 2 has taken over my life (when the servers aren't down)

And here I am on Saturday night doom-scrolling Lemmy...