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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 621 points –
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some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

isn't that hellah weird to think about though

I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

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I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little...not the same gay dude every time.

It was flattering, even though I'm not into guys.

Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.

Probably your beautiful cock, friend

Ive heard about this, apparently its a glorious cock

TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and "feminine".

Source: I'm gay-pretty

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...

My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I'm ace and aro. We have an understanding.

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tf brb mean

as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb

Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.

I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I'd have to get logged off. And I'd say BRB but would inevitably never be B.

Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match

It's blowing my mind that you don't know what brb means.

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Imagine having self esteem so low that you convince yourself (or actually believe) that the creepiest shit imaginable is romantic.

Hell, I've lived with depression with suicidal ideation since I was like 7 but at least I'm not crazy.

You... You can't imagine anything creepier than someone jerking off to a picture of you? I'm not sure if I should admire your innocence or warn you about the world out there

Allow me to explain this little thing called "hyperbole."

Romantic? No. Creepy? Definitely not, unless they're total strangers (or worse, family).

Oooohkaay this is all about as slimy and gross as human communications can get.

Take comfort in the fact that it was probably a joke