I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 763 points –
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"I'd love for you to meet our interior designer, Mr. M. C. Escher":

I will never unsee Gomez throwing his whole hand into the snap. Lurch has a bit of wrist flick, but Gomez is going whole enchilada, I wonder if it's his fingers snapping or his wrists.

Local safety regulations require a breathalyzer test before you're allowed upstairs.

stair correction

At this point, why would you want that double height step when walking to the bathroom from the hallway?

"I paid for the little half chub step, I'm gonna use the little half chub step"

- the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong

Reminds me of when my build in Minecraft doesn't quite line up as I had imagined and I'm too lazy to fix it. Guess that happens in real life, too.

Might as well extend the steps so that they touch each other. It would no longer have a platform there, but it would be easier to climb. You would have a step ledge, but it's already a crap situation.

A dollar says your sketch is the first drawn plan of this project.

I mean personally I fail to see how this whole… thing… is better than like.. adding a half inch or whatever to each of the stair rises in the flight on the way up.. as long as it doesn’t surpass 7 3/4 inch per-stair rise, which I imagine this doesn't come close to just by the way it looks, you could probably kill a lot of that weirdness with just super basic alterations..

No, I think this hazard was a conscious decision, or at least the architect who drew it up sucks.

I’m surprised it meets code tho, tbh. This is just begging someone to tumble down the stairs in the middle of the night.

Could even be caused by code - complying with current code only applies to things you change.

For example, maybe the stairs were in a bad place so someone moved them (I briefly considered that). Now the stairs need to comply with code, such as maximum steepness. How do you make that fit? The right way probably involves expensive structural mods (or having just said no), so this is the contractor making it fit “affordable”

You would have a step ledge

What are you doing step ledge? 🤭

This looks like some shit i'd build in the first night in minecraft when i run out of stair blocks.

That stairwell off to the right seems to be at such a shallow angle they could have just made a flat hallway and used slightly steeper steps.

What the fuck

I think someone extended their house, but didn’t plan the flooring in the original design

Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?

Defendant: YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME

It would be interesting to see the modifications made over time that resulted in this fucking monstrosity.

Nobody would actually design a house like that.

most horrifying thing is the bathroom being at the top of a flight of (carpeted) stairs

I mean, on paper it maybe made sense… lol

I'm not sure. Are the stairs downstairs so short that you couldn't have distributed the height of the three weird steps among them? If not, you'd have an even floor upstairs.

Maybe not. Building code requires the steps to be consistent and I’m pretty sure there’s a maximum steepness.

Obviously we don’t know the history but I bet this was their best “make it fit” solution when the correct way would be expensive

Bonus for the toilet right there in the bathroom with no door.

I'm pretty sure the door just opens inward

Falling injuries would skyrocket if that door opened outward.

I'd rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

Wanna make a bathroom with stairs leading into it the most likely place for your eventual death? Add a torsion spring to the interior.

When I'm dreaming the architecture has a lot of features like this. Check out images of Jiufen in Taiwan for some next level stairs

Why isn't this illegal. Why isn't anything that has to do with houses illegal.

Okay who let the Tzeench cultists use construction tools, only Khornates are allowed to use them after the Leman Russ incident.

Could rent that place to medical schools to teach their students how to treat twisted ankles.

This is maddening to look at. Motion to install wall railing and leave that light on at all times.

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