What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about?

Stern@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 106 points –
71

Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.

Or

Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again

Lol.. If I had 5 bucks for every time I've heard or said "fucking Microsoft" in my life ๐Ÿ˜‚

The only reason Microsoft has any business at all is that no matter what kind of a shit show they cause, no one ever got fired for going with Microsoft.

As someone who manages a Google workspace instance currently, God I wish I had exchange for my email service.

These fucking clowns just can't maintain their documentation properly.

(There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this'll fit)

Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.

Garbage in is garbage out

This is true for a lot of fields, but I'm going to take a guess you're working with machine learning?

I like to keep my professional life separate, but youโ€™re not far off. Itโ€™s definitely data related yea :)

"Is that logo vector?"

Uh, I don't know what that means, but I want it the size of a billboard.

Put it up and we'll find out.

The billboard:

Narrator: It wasn't.

Ha, as a large format, but not quite so large, printer dude I'm dying.

I need it 66 inches, 20k .jpg

Oh man. The number of tiny raster logos from the corners of web pages I was sent to etch on a wall-sized sign.

Just talk about kubernetes, container registeries, CAC and you can have a 100k+ job.

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just donโ€™t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.

Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

Electrical engineering: "Did you remember to add bypass caps?"

Tried to lace a hyzer flip through the gap, but turned it over... would have ended up in the shul but caught a good kick and landed in the circle!

MEP engineer: "Architects are as useful as a fart in a fistfight."

So, only if used tactically?

They make an audible sound, turn up at the worst possible times, are good for a laugh, but not much further than that.

A level 0 master scheduled part is a form of blow-through part that forecasts at a high level among products of a similar design and can be disaggregated to level 1 and netted against actual demands to yield supply proposals within the planning time fence.

Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding โ€žunableโ€œ back. Not my fault if he canโ€™t manage his separations.

It's not just about the p-value being more than 95%, the power also needs to be above 80% and we need to have run for at least a business cycle.

The conduit run should be a 45-degree elbow and come from the power trench, one two-inch. Tie the static pole to ground with a pigtail. Youโ€™ve run A-phase into B-phase before the switch, so straighten them out so A runs to A and B runs to B. C is good.

Ran torture after torture, dialed in retraction for vroom, and confirmed via arctan (ambient humidity nominal, mixture stable), so now we simply wait for the magic to finish.

Sugammadex is a real game changer. It won't be long until it's the standard of care. Totally the best thing since propofol.

"Sux" is already shorthand for a drug, hardly even need to ligmafy anything with medical lingo

That's weird, perceptual got better results than relative colourmetric