Tesla Cybertruck May Have A Rust Problem

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Tesla Cybertruck May Have A Rust Problem::One of the more standout qualities of the Tesla Cybertruck is its bare stainless-steel body. The stainless-steel body gives the Cybertruck a unique design, but

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One way to keep the Cybertruck’s stainless steel body from rust and damage is to get it wrapped. Interestingly enough, while Tesla saved some money by not clear coating the truck’s body, the automaker offers a “Satin Clear Paint Film” and a “Color Paint Film” for the Cybertruck that costs $5,000 and $6,000. The “self-healing, urethane-based film” protects the truck from scratches and corrosive substances. After hearing about the issues that current owners are having with rust and corrosion on their trucks, we’d consider the film to be a must-have for Cybertruck owners.

There's a fix, it just cost 6k...

Selling you back the clear coat they never gave it.

I think a lot of people who bought this expected stainless steel not to rust

It wouldn't surprise me if musk thought this as well

Musk probably said something like they used a revolutionary new type of stainless steel, designed for spaceX rockets. Have you ever seen rust in space? No because it's that revolutionary, and we all know space is filled with water and oxygen.

The owner must immediately remove road salt? The rust belt is nothing but 3 piles of road salt in a trench coat for half the year…

Almost all of Canada is a no go zone for that thing at least 3 months of the year.

"remember when cars rusted like shitballs? What if we sold trucks that did that?"

"people buy our cars and their panels have these gaps you wouldn't see in any other manufacturer. And our cars, they seem to have a taste for the blood of children. People keep buying the cars though. We're doing something right and it's sure as hell not making cars"

"yeah but look at the stock price"

"good point"

Money fight!

“yeah but look at the stock price”

Uhhhhhh...

I think the stock market noticed this was a shit car guys. Look at that steep drop from December / January into February.

But the good news is that if they give Musk 25% ownership he'll agree to keep running the company.

What a deal. Save 25%, get rid of the cancer that's killing Tesla.

Uh but when you look at the graph upside down it, um, I mean sideways it, uh shut up

(shitposting aside ♥️❤️♥️)

Coining it now, Cryberust

This made me laugh. Thank you. That was fantastic.

Edit: A friend pointed out that this would be the perfect name for a metal band as well. I wonder if you could play the steel guitar.

I'd play a game with that name

Tesla Cybertruck May Have A Rust Problem::One of the more standout qualities of the Tesla Cybertruck is its bare stainless-steel body. The stainless-steel body gives the Cybertruck a unique design, but

Bot has great comedic timing.

So they used the wrong grade of stainless?

FFS add it to the pile of embarrassment

Worse, it's a proprietary tesla steel.

Given their current track record for QA I'm going to guess that it's the lowest grade they could still call stainless

Depends whether Elon made the decision or Captain Sensible snuck in and did it while Elon was playing with Twitter.

It's not like Tesla doesn't have smart people, they just don't get to make the decisions some of the time.

It's not really a surprise at this point. They've been avoiding automotive grade parts for a reasonable amount of their cars. Notably the screen.

Rust proofing. Wasn't that something dealers would add in as a scam for a few bucks?

Once again, there is a Seinfeld reference here.

I need a Seinfeld reference bot.

I saw one in the bay area Sunday, it absolutely had a distinct mud/baby-poop patina. Couldn't believe how much it stood out, how non-practical it appeared to be as a truck (I'd take a Rivian r1t any day for functional truck), and just how rusted it appeared to be (I thought it had driven through mud at first, but it was way too evenly dispersed), it couldn't have been a year old, or seen more than ten days rain.

I think I'd prefer a patina over the bare stainless. It would make it look like something out of mad Max. There are steels that will form an oxidizing layer that actually protects the metal.

Weathering steel, we used it for bridges all the time a few years ago, although it seems to have fallen out of favour recently. Asset owners liked it because you don't have to repaint it every few years (good for both reducing disruption and avoids having people work at height).
The patina can look quite nice (in my subjective opinion) but it's not particularly resistant to impact, and requires a thicker section size than painted steel.
Automotive application could certainly be... Interesting.

Lol; now to be fair (and I'm by no means a truck guy), I find the Rivian absolutely adorable with it's unique headlight design. Makes me think of Megaman every time I see one, for some reason.

Ok, adorable might not be what a truck driver wants to hear, but I'm the kind of person who yells "tiny dick" to himself every time I see a F-250 or bigger, in pristine condition and nothing in the back. Adorable = not insecure = cool dude or dudette.

Do specific cars actually make you think of other men's cocks? I too think pavement princess trucks are a joke but I just don't understand why other people seem to think of genitals when they see vehicles.

It's mostly a joke, and my wife laughs when I see a mini or something and say "that dude must have a huuuuge cock!"-- a line I say less now that I have kids, haha.

That said, there is a certain kind of guy who most certainly takes offense most when genitalia are brought up. That, I believe, correlates with pavement princesses. (And while I hate to admit it, I've also kind of enjoyed co-opting the term "cuck" use since it tend to cut the deepest against the very same kinds of people who use said term. Has zero effect on my more liberal friends, too.)

Huh I guess there isn't an age limit to dick jokes lol thanks for sharing!

Good news, everyone!

Well, the sooner these fugly things rust back into the earth, the better.

Since I first saw a picture of the thing I thought it was ugly as hell. Last week I saw one in real life and I have to say, it's even uglier than I thought it was. And it really looks like it could have been an '80s era crappy kit car for a full size truck chassis. I mean, strikingly ugly and stupid looking. Embarrassingly so.

I've seen a few now and every time I can't help but think that it's like what a 4 year old with a marker and paper trying to draw a truck from memory would look like in real life.

Just as with the battery issues, owners will be out with warranty for driving in the rain

Oil...can...

I'm not sure Lemmy has many users old enough to get that reference.

Most people that can afford a Cybertruck should get it. Then again, not many Cybertruck owners are on Lemmy. But if they were on Lemmy, they'd probably pose as non-owners of the Cybertruck, thus meaning they'd pretend to not get it... Oh no, I've gone crosseyed...

They should have went with weathering steel instead, and just leaned into it. This is literally Delorean all over again. Beginning to think Musk microchipped his own brain.

Thought it was Rustlang lol

Same, but I've heard nothing but good things so I thought this was strange.