is this true?

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Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh...well i don't really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question....

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But I've never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.

Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.

Damn that's exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out

Toad and Jigglypuff.

Why u do dis to me?

You're a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though

Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?

Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse

Toad in the streets, Mr. Game and Watch in the sheets.

Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.

(I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

Kirby for smash

😏

Guess I don't exist as I don't play either.

well you exist and you matter to me, so i guess this one doesn't apply to you

Um, oh, okay?

too forward? sorry, i just like to make sure everyone feels included.

I appreciate the intent, but yeah, when people who don't know me at all/that well say I matter to them etc I tend to think "how could they when they don't know me?" I'm not sure if that's correct or not, but it is how I feel.

Hope you are doing well though, and no real harm done.

MarioKart - Yoshi

Smash Bros - Samus

Mario Party - Monty Mole

It also makes one hell of a Fuck/Marry/Kill

HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.

Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.

Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.

Hi, I'm Daisy.

(Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)

Waluigi and Samus.

What this says about me is that I'm a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that's actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.

Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit

Smash: I don't play

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Welp, you don't get a choice, you're asexual now whether you like it or not. Meme says it, so it's true.

That's not what asexual means.

Not being interested in sex is different than not being interested in a game? That's how I read it, anyway. Apologies if it came off otherwise.

Asexuality is about not experiencing sexual attraction, not about being interested in sex or not.

Some asexuals are also not interested in sex: Sex Repulsed

Some don't care: Sex indifferent

Some want it: Sex favourable

Of course, then there is the spectrum including Grey Aces: Sometimes feel sexual attraction under certain circumstances, and Demisexuals who are only sexually attracted when they have a strong emotional connection to someone.

There are other labels under the asexual-spectrum but those are the most well known.

Forgive me, but to me not experiencing sexual attraction reads the same as "not being interested" because you don't experience sexual attraction. (Why would you be interested in something you have no attraction to?) Cheers.

To answer the question in the brackets, it's not about being attracted to sex itself or not, it's about not being attracted to someone sexually (as in not finding a person sexually attractive). But sex can still be interesting and/or enjoyable to someone for various reasons besides being attracted to someone.

No, I corrected my post with more detail, hope you can see the edit.

Anyway, no people can be interested in sex for other reasons like enjoying the physical sensations etc, just because someone isn't sexually attracted to someone doesn't mean they aren't interested in the act itself.

I appreciate all of the discourse. But I would like to clarify that the OP clearly states that one's Smash main is how they are in the sheets. As someone who does not play Smash, that means I do not exist in the sheets. Whatever the proper terminology is, fair is fair, and I accept my fate.

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...just as long as everyone knows that IRL I have lots and lots of sex ~sometimes~. With actual people. Sometimes more than one. This is all very true and I totally would not lie on the internet.

Okidoke, hope you are getting what you want and need out of life fully consensually and everyone else are getting their needs and wants met too.

As for me, I'll keep not existing in both the streets and the sheets.

Toad in the streets, Link in the sheets.

You know, I think that's accurate.

Villager for Smash,
Mario/Rosilina for Mario kart.

Baby Rosalina and Kirby? Idk what that would mean.

Hmm. My mariokart is Peach on the purple motorcycle and I don't play Smash

Ace rep, nice

Ace doesn't mean if you have or want sex or not, just whether you experience sexual attraction to others.

Villager (fem)

Samus, also been playing shulk recently

Samus, also been playing shulk recently

zero suit samus and shirtless shulk, of course?

No, standard samus. But zero suit samus is,,,,,,something. As for shulk. Good Ariel's I guess. Don't use the modes often

aha i just badly wanted to find out that your two mains are the two skimpiest characters in the roster (except maybe bayonetta ig)

Mii in the streets, Captain Falcon in the sheets? The first one sure, but I have yet to Falcon Punch a pussy and am also not into degradation.

MarioKart: Bowser

Smash: Solid Snake (or Link depending on which Smash Bros)

I dunno what the Kart says about me but I am pretty sure my Smash character says my snake is solid and I wanna play with your box.

Isabelle in MarioKart and... Young Link in Smash Bros... ☹️

Dry Bowser/Rosalina in the streets, Cloud/R.O.B./Pyra+Mythra/Mr. Game & Watch/Sepiroth in the sheets

I like to switch around a lot

Pyra / Mythra in Smash. Does that mean I am the big boobies girl in the sheets?

I don't play Kart or Smash because I don't own Nintendo consoles anymore and haven't in a hot decade.

I guess that just makes me old ha. An old fogey not in the streets or in the sheets.

Yoshi and Marth. In summary, I am what they call a "basic bitch." Minna, miteite kure

My beginner Japanese says that means: "Everyone, watch please?". Is that about right? I'm still struggling with conjugations

That is the translation I've seen, so kudos! It's Marth's default taunt voice line. I got really used to hearing it back in the day, usually interrupted as my cockiness got punished.

Luigi in Mario Kart, Link or Marth or Mewtwo, depending on which Smash game.

Link if on extacy, Marth if on coke, Mewtwo if on ACID

???

Drybones for kart and Bowser for smash

yea, I'm that guy nobody likes to play with ;(