compruleter

I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won't happen again

I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don't know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

Worky now

::: spoiler OptiTomato

Optimized tomato sauce

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Tomato cleaner

let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);

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Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄

I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)

Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say "Sorry [name], you're wrong"

::: spoiler Console cheat codes

Intermittent You're Wrong

let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);

DVD You're Wrong

let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);

I gotta say that I loved the DVD result

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Amazing! Can you add a high score tracker?

::: spoiler Cheat console codes

Trap boy

document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";

Custom image hack

let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);

Endless rotation

rpm = -3000;

144 FPS unlocker

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);

Autopilot

setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);

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Go to r/catboys

legally it's a femboy but close enough

does this count?

I'm the first

Clicking on that link felt like a victory

Does it really? It's only 3 pens.

Couldn't you just overlay some cobweb pngs over the iframe? And on scroll of the iframe you could move them accordingly.

You could do "spooky vision" from South Park

it is perfect

Distillation x3 or more does that, or just x1 with a really good still (a reflux still for example) and competent user.

Yes but that will never output wide amogus when I need it