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Truit Farts

Cum Rake

Pepperoni Pizza

...wait.

Neef Bachos

Thad Pai

Beese Churger

Suna Talad

Somato Toup

Peal Varmesan

Dotted Sp— never mind

beese churger took me out

In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”

And his partner Besame Beed Sun.

🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶

Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…

Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.

geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...

Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it's become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say "jadies and lentlemen", and I did it so frequently that she says it too.

I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer's block, right?

I'm not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they'll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I'm not as quick about it as I used to be, though.

Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo

Chackin Meese

Cheef Balupa

Joppie Sloe

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

Chacho Neese!

Actually, that sounds more like a language.
Chachoneese.

Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast

Sup Broganoff

You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?

Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.

"hey babe let's go to make out point" "No Steef! Only hussies do that!"

Teet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke's buddies on that island....

Tai Chea

"Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!"

I like Indian food:

  • Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
  • Pag Saneer
  • Mikka Tasala

i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings

If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.

Pashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes

Don’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.

Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.

Seef Btroganoff

Geef Boulash

Bongolian Meef

Seef Btew

Ceef Basserole

Teef Benderloin

Seef Boup

Seef Balad