It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small
Otherwise it's just sparkling secret
Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.
Oh my goodness, is that man's house made out of stairs!
The fully body blue thingy?
Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.
Yeah that is quite an image ngl
Your goddamn right.
The spelling mistake in the first word should stay: it turns the phrase into a statement about freedom.
The spelling mistake in the second word will not be noticed by very many people anyway.
Thankfully, the third word has no spelling mistakes. That's one for three!
Go away.
Thank you fellow queer
My wife approves.
thanks, you've given little gay me something to ogle at
It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.
Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.
I love my meundies. My favorite underwear
Bad Dragon
I need you to know, you may have just unlocked a new fetish for me. 😳
was about to comment that. glad someone beat me to it.
Not an answer I was expecting, but one I'm glad to see
I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol
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Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.
There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
LoL, that was a good one, for sure. Would def. get a laugh, which is most of the way there.
Didn't Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it's part of the hyperlink, lol.
I tried some of the links from that page, and only got Amazon 'page not found'.
Sorry to hear that! I didn't get that far in my research.
We're doing a Happy Hour Lingerie Party next week, so I was curious. Tho' I only use amzn for price checking, so I was annoyed 1. that they all appeared to be amzn links, AND 2. all the ones I tried were broken.
NAPA Auto Parts
The gym
Barry's sack'o'balls
Victoria’s Secret
Unfortunately, Victoria's Secret is the men's version of Victoria's Secret.
Andrew Christian
Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit
(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)
I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.
So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.
No not sure what you mean but they probably mean stores that sell clothes for men that are similar or equivalent to the clothes that Victoria's Secret sells to women.
Something similar would not be equivalent though. I can't claim to speak for all of womankind, but I don't know personally any woman who finds fancy underwear sexy on men. I was thinking the point of Victoria's Secret is underwear men find sexy on women, that's kind of their whole schtick.
They didn't really ask what other genders thought. They just asked where to buy sexy clothes for men.
Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.
Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.
To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.
So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.
Calvin Klein was my answer, too.
victor's secret
Bi men, for men.
For men, bi men.
4 men, bi men.
They need a fifth man. Let me check my calendar…
Victor's unsolicited dick pics
Victor, you are a very unattractive man
Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight...
Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It's okay.
I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.
They have a fat section now
Do they have a 198cm section too?
He said 'fat' already.
Lol. No that's my height.
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks!
These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.
Here are two options for you:
https://bodyaware.com/
https://2xist.com/
It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small
Otherwise it's just sparkling secret
Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.
Oh my goodness, is that man's house made out of stairs!
The fully body blue thingy?
Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.
Yeah that is quite an image ngl
The spelling mistake in the first word should stay: it turns the phrase into a statement about freedom.
The spelling mistake in the second word will not be noticed by very many people anyway.
Thankfully, the third word has no spelling mistakes. That's one for three!
Go away.
Thank you fellow queer
My wife approves.
thanks, you've given little gay me something to ogle at
It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.
Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.
I love my meundies. My favorite underwear
Bad Dragon
I need you to know, you may have just unlocked a new fetish for me. 😳
was about to comment that. glad someone beat me to it.
Not an answer I was expecting, but one I'm glad to see
I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol
Victor's Clandestine Closet
Harbor freight
Home Depot
Ace Hardware?
Cabellas
I was going to say Orvis, but yeah.
https://bananahammockworld.com/
Yeah, that link's gonna stay unclicked for me.
Coward!
Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.
There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
LoL, that was a good one, for sure. Would def. get a laugh, which is most of the way there.
Didn't Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it's part of the hyperlink, lol.
https://www.bananahammockworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Borat-Banana-Hammock-Mankini-205x300.png
I tried some of the links from that page, and only got Amazon 'page not found'.
Sorry to hear that! I didn't get that far in my research.
We're doing a Happy Hour Lingerie Party next week, so I was curious. Tho' I only use amzn for price checking, so I was annoyed 1. that they all appeared to be amzn links, AND 2. all the ones I tried were broken.
NAPA Auto Parts
The gym
Barry's sack'o'balls
Victoria’s Secret
Unfortunately, Victoria's Secret is the men's version of Victoria's Secret.
Andrew Christian
Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit
(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)
Best I can do is male pattern baldness.
I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.
So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.
No not sure what you mean but they probably mean stores that sell clothes for men that are similar or equivalent to the clothes that Victoria's Secret sells to women.
Something similar would not be equivalent though. I can't claim to speak for all of womankind, but I don't know personally any woman who finds fancy underwear sexy on men. I was thinking the point of Victoria's Secret is underwear men find sexy on women, that's kind of their whole schtick.
They didn't really ask what other genders thought. They just asked where to buy sexy clothes for men.
Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.
Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.
There is, trying to find it again.
Edit: I don't think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/
The various protein powder they sell to "athlete"
Haha I think this one got it. Got to think about different... Like a man would 🫢
Uniqlo
Harbor Freight
Saxx
REI
I've seen it. I can't find what I was remembering now.
There was a Reddit thread where OP was trying to identify a one-leg male thong his gay roommate left on the floor, I think that counts.
International Jock
For some men, a fursuit. Provided they have a fursona.