When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

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You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh

*repost this one

I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)

Your correction doesn't make sense, there's no repost button.

meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn't have to hit repost this one

But yeah, I've seen this on Reddit few years ago.

I’m in not trying to shit on you, OP! I was just saying I’ve seen this showerthought a bunch before.

Also your first sentence makes ZERO sense, as 99.999% of reposts are posted without the use of a dedicated repost button? Like is a “repost” button a button anyone has ever seen?

Quick edit: oh I totally see what you mean, my comment intended to transform “hit post on” into just “repost” hahaha

Now I want a cynical dev to make a Lemmy app that labels the post button as the repost button. Might as well assume all content is unoriginal, right?

Yeeeeh basically everything on the internet is unoriginal now. Even the comment I’m current making.

R9K was a cool experiment, until… well… the /b/. Which was like… the all of it.

I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.

Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes.. its an infinite loop

If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!

Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.

Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.

Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave

Ears terminate at the eardrum

Urethra terminates at the bladder.

There's a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

Your digestive tract isn't connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first

Vagina probably wouldn't be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?

The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

The urethra is still separate from the digestive system though.

I put liquid into my body.

My body digests this liquid.

My kidneys digest it into pee.

Pee comes out my urethra

Done and dusted

Yes, but there's no single "tube" from your intestines to your kidneys. Your intestines absorb the liquid and then send it through a branching network of tubes which eventually end up at the kidneys.

Here's some trivia: People who don't have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).

You're welcome.

I know it shouldn't be, but that's nightmare fuel right there

Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.

Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.

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It's seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta

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Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

oh my

That's cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.

Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.

Are we donuts?

From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we're donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.

An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber

With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

You'll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.

How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

According to this , I would say it's about nine.

Ah, yes the good ol' days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.

Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere

Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.

I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

What about when two human-centipedes kiss?

If one human centipede kisses its own ass it'll be an infinite loop.