I'm a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Fuck, this is my kid...
... That's what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren't all of them near that age?
Lol pretty much
Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??
About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.
Whereโs the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?
Sex offender registry?
I thought you were gonna say... spit on the fries.
Where's mixed with mayo on the chart?
That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
Where is "putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth"?
I think that's the hidden "Chaotic Stupid" option.
Pretty sure you're supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.
Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.
True Neutral gang
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
It's an additional 1$ coin to include it
Usually it's about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
Should we tell them about HSPs?
Ah yes, otherwise known as the Afterbirth, or the AB for short
A mountain of hot chips, kebab/yiros meat and a basically drowned in various sauces.
Chilli sauce, BBQ sauce, and garlic sauce mmmm
Lawful evil if you ask me
You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half's together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It's great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.
You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.
The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them... Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)
โฆsee?
That's funny because I'm a CG on other charts as well.
Also hilarious you couldn't find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?
Plus man... you can generate the image with AI now days...
That's said my attempts didn't quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you're having the fries with
A new challenger appears
TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
Korea's kfc be like
I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl
This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy's Frosty.
It's also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.
Sounds like you have never used a frosty as dunker for fries. Pro move is getting McDonald's fries with a Wendy's frosty
Wendy's fries and a chocolate frosty
Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.
Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?
Ketchup is disgusting and doesn't belong on fries.
Mayo is the way.
Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.
No ketchup. Only chili.
Pure evil ..... drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There's always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
Thatโs OCD.
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
Strictly ketchup? TN.
Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.
And NE with garlic sauce if I'm having a Kapsalon
If 'ketchup on hand' is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?
Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.
That went both too far and not far enough. I didn't expect the shovel but after it was introduced I thought literally everything was going to end up covered.
...I love the shitposts and memes over here-- never used to enjoy those subs on reddit
What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?
Nice one.
I've recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy
"It's your big day, ketchup. You're an entree now."
Gene Belcher, when they're all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
Mayo man
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
That's good. So she doesn't pick at your fries.
Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.
garlic mayonnaise
I must learn more
If I see you with kepchup on hand I'll ape out
If I'm riding in a car, I'll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.
Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can't Un-dip a fry.
Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.
Fuck, this is my kid...
... That's what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren't all of them near that age?
Lol pretty much
Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??
About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.
Whereโs the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?
Sex offender registry?
I thought you were gonna say... spit on the fries.
Where's mixed with mayo on the chart?
That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
Where is "putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth"?
I think that's the hidden "Chaotic Stupid" option.
Pretty sure you're supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.
Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.
True Neutral gang
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
It's an additional 1$ coin to include it
Usually it's about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
Should we tell them about HSPs?
Ah yes, otherwise known as the Afterbirth, or the AB for short
A mountain of hot chips, kebab/yiros meat and a basically drowned in various sauces.
Chilli sauce, BBQ sauce, and garlic sauce mmmm
Lawful evil if you ask me
You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half's together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It's great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.
You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.
The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them... Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)
โฆsee?
That's funny because I'm a CG on other charts as well.
Also hilarious you couldn't find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?
Plus man... you can generate the image with AI now days... That's said my attempts didn't quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you're having the fries with
A new challenger appears
TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl
This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy's Frosty.
It's also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.
Sounds like you have never used a frosty as dunker for fries. Pro move is getting McDonald's fries with a Wendy's frosty
Wendy's fries and a chocolate frosty
Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.
Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?
Ketchup is disgusting and doesn't belong on fries.
Mayo is the way.
Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.
No ketchup. Only chili.
Pure evil ..... drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There's always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
Thatโs OCD.
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
Strictly ketchup? TN.
Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.
And NE with garlic sauce if I'm having a Kapsalon
If 'ketchup on hand' is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHbIznu8aF8
Chaotic sexy
I regret clicking that
BBEG
how the fuck did you find this
Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.
That went both too far and not far enough. I didn't expect the shovel but after it was introduced I thought literally everything was going to end up covered.
...I love the shitposts and memes over here-- never used to enjoy those subs on reddit
Cheers, buddy!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=HHbIznu8aF8
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Somebodyโs fetish most likely
What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?
Nice one.
I've recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy
"It's your big day, ketchup. You're an entree now."
Mayo man
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
That's good. So she doesn't pick at your fries.
Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.
I must learn more
If I see you with kepchup on hand I'll ape out
If I'm riding in a car, I'll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.
Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can't Un-dip a fry.
Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.
Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.