Joe Biden joke about 'good sex' with Jill Biden raises eyebrows

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Joe Biden joke about sex with Jill Biden raises eyebrows
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Conservatives are mad again

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Seriously? Anyone voting for mister "grab them by the pussy" has zero right to criticize a married man for talking about having sex with his wife. What an absolute nothing of a story.

Trump is such a dumpster fire that the media tries to appear balanced by pretending that everything Biden says or does is bad and newsworthy.

Nothing new. Obama had a tan suit. Somehow that was a grave sin on Fox.

Conservatives are idiots.

Don't forget about the bougie mustard! Or the terrorist fist bump.

My favorite is Hannity praising masculine Putin while lambasting Obama for wearing a bicycle helmet while riding a helmet. The horror!

OGAWD. I forgot all about that.

You just know either Klannity, Faux, and/or his audience know nothing about riding bikes in modern times. I mean, they are really that fucking stupid. The amount of dumbfuckery on that side boggles the mind and they keep upping the ante.

ZOMG! The helmet! I'm so humiliateeeeeeeeeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=timvZTKr5HQ

And the bothsidering tone police and Enlightened Centrists (TM) were telling all the rest of us that we should be more receptive to RW feels over things like tan suits, long form birth certificates, buttery males, etc.

Don't forget the latte salute and the feet on the desk! If you listened to the smoothbrains, he should have been up against a firing wall for this. Fast forward and now Rapey McTinyD can whiz all over veterans, give Putin a nice soft job and their party seems to think Putin attacking Ukraine is just fine.

Trump talks about wanting to have sex with his daughter, crickets from the party of "morality"

Biden an old man that still fucks figuratively and literally, outrage from the party of "free speech"

Brags about sexually assaulting women

Whoa whoa, that's just locker room talk!

Says he has good sex with his wife

Slow down there, son, that's really inappropriate!

What we can criticize him on is the point of "ew I don't want to think about you of all people fucking"

I thought it was well known that old folks fuck like rabbits. Sorry you have to learn this way

Sounds like two leather bags slapping together

Melania def getting her cheeks clapped. While Donnie is in court.

Melania is not "old folk," though. 53 years old.

She's 24 years younger than him? I guess I really shouldn't be surprised but

I mean, you can tell by their appearance. Trump looks much more older than her. She's no model in her 30s, but she isn't 60+ year old woman either.

Edit: I just saw some recent pictures. I don't know if it's plastic surgery or just her general face shape; but it's actually a bit hard to tell how old she is. So I'll give you that.

"So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base And what happened next was a total disgrace"

Trump talks about wanting to have sex with his daughter, crickets from the party of "morality"

Biden an old man that still fucks figuratively and literally, outrage from the party of "free speech"

Incest: OK

Sex in a committed 47 year marriage: Bad?

Looks like Biden's comment found the incels, and boy, are they PISSED. Joe is talking about how fun it is to bang his wife, and the incels are GRRR, MAD about it.

"No way this is true," said someone about an obvious joke. Do you understand that the president was making a joke? It doesn't really matter whether it's true or not, the point is to make you laugh. You don't seem to understand what jokes are.

He's a DEVIANT! I'd MUCH rather vote for the man who was Convicted of Rape and Trafficked Minors from his HOME while having many marriages then to vote for the man who JOKES ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH HIS WIFE OF MANY YEARS! PERVERT!

They aren't actually mad. It's a show. Like when they yell at the food counter clerk, they don't actually care. They're more pleased with their own performative expression than anything else. They brag about it later and do the show again for their friends.

But they are mad though. They are mad all the time, about everything They are filled with anger and rage. It's like a drug to them. It's all they have.

I cannot express how not newsworthy this is.

Yeah, but the incels are butthurt about what a chad Joe is (same with his son). And if they aren't incels, they are harpies like Marj. You just know she wants to ride Hunter. She seems obsessed with his dong.

Alright but between his many legislative victories and some failures, a genocide in Gaza, Republicans leading in polls and simulations going into the 2024 presidential election, and a nazi booth at CPAC:

I do not see an ethical purpose for an article such as this one. It's a great example of our (well, you and theirs mostly) stupid dick hungry monkey brains picking the content which does not lead to a better future.

They’re mad because he doesn’t have to pay for the sex he gets.

It shouldn’t be that surprising, Margarine Traitor Greed kept showing off Hunter’s hog in committee meetings. Where do they think he got it?

Maybe Joe needs to show his off more. LBJ gave his a nickname and used to swing it around everywhere. Maybe Joe has been hung like a bison all this time and we never knew....

Good for him... conservatives are so fucking embarrassing.

This is the best summary I could come up with:


The Friday report raised eyebrows among the president's critics, with some wondering on social media whether it was distasteful for Biden to make the joke and others contrasting the comment with the falling incidents he's experienced in recent months.

"We're now in the stage where leftist reporters are fantasizing about Joe Biden's sex life (not Trump supporters who are the cultists).

Clay Travis, the founder of conservative sports news site OutKick, tweeted, "Joe Biden who can't climb the stairs without falling, says the secret to his marriage is 'good sex.'

Asked about running for president in 2006, the then-senator responded, "I'd rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep."

According to the copy of American Woman obtained by the Daily Mail, the first lady is very involved in Biden's political career.

One social media user said, "I'd take 81 year old Joe Biden who supports abortion, marriage equality, student debt forgiveness, Obamacare and talks about 'good sex' any day of the week over Trump."


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raised eyebrows? or maybe scrunched noses...

Feigned outrage.

"Grab them by the pussy" = that's my president!!!

"Good sex" = OUTRAGEOUS!

I’m so sick of this genocidal asshole.

Shut up, Russian agent #7590.

When I read comments like this, and reflect on the quality of our leaders, I start to wonder if we we do in fact have something like a democracy.

We surely live in a world of constant, non-stop disinformation campaigns.

Is there someone else you would recommend?

I know a bigger asshole with a bunch more genocide... plus a big helping of the crimes? How's that?

Lol... everyone bitches about all the old white mean...and yet, here we are... two old white men running for POTUS...and both sides think their guy is PERFECT!

I'll give you a dollar for every liberal that actually believes Biden is perfect, if you give me a dollar for every conservative that believes Trump is perfect.

Deal?