Describe a game in 5 words or less, and see if anyone can guess it.Crackhappy@lemmy.world to Gaming@beehaw.org – 78 points – 1 years agoI'll go first. Deranged Spiderman with guns583Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldCats dying from alcohol poisoning (I’m guessing Just Cause?) EDIT: yup it's dwarf fortressYou got mine right. I'm stumped by yours.It’s dwarf fortress!It’s one of those niche games you never see anyone talking about until you discover it and keep always seeing people talking about itDwarf Fortress?Dwarf Fortress?DF! Human leather hats4 more...Never Should Have Come HereSkyrim!Rock and stone!::: spoiler Deep Rock Galactic? :::You beautiful dwarf!2 more...Chat disabled for 3 seconds!Rocket Car Soccer League!::: spoiler Guess supersonic rocket powered battle cars ::: I don't think that game has the chat disabled message. haha, maybe I am wrong.Oh my bad, I thought one of the guesses was a hint in itself. Brain missed the threading!Bingbon!Your soundcard works perfectly!warcraft 2 lolol. great hint. I read it in that voice3 more...3 more...General, another settlement needs help.Surely this must be Fallout 4If these settlements don't get their shit together...Stephen Kings flashlight simulatorAlan Wake👍1 more...You must construct additional pylonsTerrariaNope @Crackhappy@lemmy.world got it right, starcraft. ::: spoiler My "guess" Starcraft! <3 Spawn more Overlords! :::StarCraft IIAyn Rand's Disneyland experiences managerial issues.Bioshock6 more...Ate without table -3Rimworld! *annoyed noises (why didnt he use the table?)*Dorf Fortress!That'd be "they were depressed after being caught in the rain" or something1 more...What a save!Rocket League.1 more...1 more...Fight club for pets::: spoiler guess Pokemon, but which version…? 🤔 ::: Bingo! Didn't really have a specific version in mind.::: spoiler My guess: Pokémon? ::: Correct!I didn't ask for thisDeus Ex?Human revolution1 more...Androids having an existential crisisOk first guess, there are multiple games I could think of: ::: spoiler My guess Nier: Automata ::: That's the one!1 more...1 more...2 more...Yesterday's solution is today's problem. ::: spoiler hint: unofficial motto The Factory Must Grow ::: ::: spoiler answer Factorio ::: hahah very niceDog paints pictures, saves landOkami!You died 3.lol dark souls 3?1 more...1 more...Nanaaaaa nanananana na naa naKatamari Damacy?1 more...5 more...Feminists cancelled by plumber union ::: spoiler hint Released on Commodore 64 and Amiga 500 ::: The Great Giana Sisters🏅Ok my first one is a bit easy. Next one: Eagerly trying to visit relatives. ::: spoiler Hint Everyone is hot. ::: Hades?Correct!I was going to guess “Gone Home”, but then I looked at the hint. 😅Ohhh "Gone Home" is so nice! But not what I had in mind. ^^Ayn Rand on PCPBioShock?"Mr Bubbles, we hit the jackpot!"Cruelty Squad?1 more...1 more...Rise and shine, Mr. freemanHalf lifeeeee1 more...The right, man, in the wrong, place, can make all the diff-erence in the wORld.1 more...3 more...The Factory Must GrowFactorioFactorio!Also Satisfactory! And Infinifactory! And like every other factory building game.Put aliens back into spaceKerbal Space Program?Ding ding ding - you’ve won moar booster1 more...1 more...2 more...Native Americans beamed into space ::: spoiler spoiler Prey (2016) ::: 1 more...Just one more turn…Civilization. Any of them.::: spoiler Guess Definitely Civ. but also applicable to Total War, or "just 5 more minutes" in any Paradox Grand Strategy. :::Look, a three headed monkey!Monkey Island!1 more...1 more...The sun blew up. Again.Hmm, could it be the Outer Wilds?2 more...Outer Wilds!2 more...3 fucking premium currencies?!::: spoiler Answer Diablo Immortal Immoral ::: Blind guess: Star Trek Online. I remember they had like a bazillion different currencies but no idea how many of those was premium.I think that one only had one proper premium currency, but I don't know it well. If we're counting all currencies, mine is up to at least 6.It just worksFallout 76 🤣Maniacal raging communist solves crimes::: spoiler Guess: Disco Elysium? :::1 more...Disco E!1 more...2 more...SHOOT ME IN THE FACEBorderlands 2!Why people hate boardgames ::: spoiler Answer Monopoly ::: (I have no idea if this is a jebora or just hiw spoilers work here, but i can just see the text inside) Monopoly?Yeah spoilers work on the web for me, but not on Jerboa2 more...2 more...Green bunny with a gun.Oh, I know that one! ::: spoiler My guess Jazz Jackrabbit ::: That's a Bingo!Woah that takes me WAY back!Oh yes! now I have to go replay some... ::: spoiler My guess Jazz Jackrabbit! back when Epic were "Epic Megagames" I love JJ2 so much, what a great soundtrack in particular. ::: Just causeSilt Striders are really big.Why walk when you can ride? MorrowindAvoid Cannibals, Build Wood ThingsThe Forest?Not played it, but Sons of the Forest?Cubic people building2 more...Guy goes to see his Mom.Binding of Isaac?1 more...6 words :P but ::: spoiler I wonder... Final Fantasy VII comes to mind as Sephiroth goes to see Jenova in Nibelheim. :::3 more...Deranged jazz and cool shades. ::: spoiler hint Yeet! ::: ::: spoiler hint2 Freeing monsters through the power of the throw ::: Jazzpunk?2 more...Small ball becomes big ball ::: spoiler spoiler Katamari Damacy? ::: This guy rolls around and picks shit up.Dressing up space barbiesDestiny!I'm in this picture and I don't like it.This has got to be SWTOR right?Yep!Cover gorgeous landscape in concreteMinecraft?Gotta be either factorio or satisfactoryWas thinking Satisfactory yeah :)1 more...1 more...2 more...Stone!Deep Rock Galactic!1 more...Machine takedowns with arrowsHorizon Zero DawnRightOops all child soldiersOne of the Metal Gear games?1 more...Hobo-cop solves murder with disassociation.Disco Elysium!War crimes and human leather.Rim World?Construction complete. New units awaiting.I would've guessed Command & Conquer until you said "new units awaiting" lol2 more...3 more...Accidentally danced on the cat ::: spoiler Answer Beat Saber ::: Lol! this made me chuckle. Definitely makes sense. ::: spoiler Also Audioshield, various other VR activities I guess ::: Drawing lines to open doorsThe Witness?Correct!Worst truck game ever::: spoiler Never played it but know the legend: Big Rigs? ::: Yep!1 more...I need to kill Chaos ::: spoiler Answer Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin :::Ancient Domains of Mystery?Wow, that definitely fits, but not what I was going for. I'm thinking much more recent. Great answer though.The sad part in my not knowing this is remembering the Dunky montage of characters literally saying Chaos.Really big map, mostly emptyDo you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?Any Open World Ubisoft game ever? No man’s skyDaggerfall?2 more...I really like killing godsGod of War.1 more...Talking book saves a marriage::: spoiler My Guess It Takes Two ::: Correct::: spoiler Guess It Takes Two ::: PVE is Cancelled.Overwatch 2... :(Big sword, spiky hair.Final Fantasy VIIBingo ;)You need a manual openDwarf fortress? Or Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes?definitely true of Keep Talkingah yes two of my favorite games united by reading4 more...Keep talking and nobody explodes?1 more...5 more...War. War never changes.Fallout 1, 2, tactics, BOS, 3, 4, 76 (and shelter i guess?) Dunno which you had in mind so here have them allAll appropriate responses!Transgender adventure with "peak" platforming.Celeste?Correct!1 more...Wake up, Smell the Ashes Wᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ, ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ Fʀᴇᴇᴍᴀɴ. Wᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ sᴍᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsʜᴇs. Half-Life 2!Teenage time-travel emotional adventure.3 more...Robots driven mad with power.Bloodborne but cowboys in the bayouI know this isn't right but now I wanna play Hunt Showdown2 more...No idea what this is but I want to know2 more...Entering the minds of weirdosPsychonauts?2 more...Ya ha haEither BotW or TotK.Spears bows arrows redhead.Horizon Zero Dawn1 more...Horizon ZD1 more...2 more...Cowboys and zombies1 more...Build machines to build machines (Applies to at least two games I know)This could definitely describe some of my modded Minecraft worlds.3 more...Rock...and...STONE!Home of the Rockin Stoner3 more...3 more...Defuse a puzzle-y bomb.Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes?1 more...1 more...Loki Fucks Your TeacherI'm perplexed and interested lol1 more...1 more...Remember to mute Barrens chat1 more...Use crowbar to save planet.Half-life?Shoot and build, capture intel. ::: spoiler Hint The intel has returned to the heavens. ::: Identify Possessions?1 more...Water filtration questFalloutCorrect!How do you play Caravan ?fallout new vegas?Yes that's rightFive Percent Chance to Miss?XCOM?Yep.Can't be, there's like 80% chance to miss when it says 5%Bubble Bobble Intro, but RPG ::: spoiler Hint: You can Smash the punny skeleton ::: Legal Fantasy Animal fightsPokemon?1 more...1 more...Legendary bug with nail2 more...My guitar’s in my mind!This one's a stumper!Bwahahaha brilliant! 😆2 more...2 more...The Artful Escape?2 more...5 more...Jazz fusion subsidiary simulator deluxe::: spoiler Guess Rock band? ::: la le lu le lo::: spoiler Guess: MGS4? ::: 1 more...5 more...Oh, those were civilians...::: spoiler Guess Gotta be Spec Ops: The Line1 more...:::spoiler Spoilers Spec Ops: The Line :::1 more...mech driver and wallrunning soldierTitanfall?::: spoiler Guess: Titanfall (2) ::: Infected man with arm swordsPrototype?hmmmm ::: spoiler My guess The Surge? ::: 2 more...The arm swords are what's stumping me. My two guesses are: ::: spoiler Dead Cells ::: and ::: spoiler Hyper Light Drifter :::1 more...4 more...Sports Excel::: spoiler Guess Football Manager? ::: Correct!queen falling in all directionsDigital Lifeforms in Virtual EcosystemCreatures?3 more...7 more...Society blamed the beasts. ::: spoiler hint Heaven or Hell? Let's rock! ::: baby bjorn walking simulatorDeath Stranding?Local unlicensed mechanic fights GodIconoclasts!yep, you got it! Nice to see that there's more than just one fan of Iconoclasts out here in the Fediverse!I don't think this is it but it's it makes me think Ratchet & Clank1 more...1 more...Do not engage Lu Bu.::: spoiler My guess but which Dynasty Warriors game? (for me, always 5) :::1 more...3 more...The Roadie.::: spoiler Guess Brutal Legend?! Also shout out to the excellent Tenacious D song Roadie, by way of association with Jack Black. :::1 more...1 more...Map painting simulator::: spoiler Guess Any Paradox Grand Strategy, but probably CK or EU? :::1 more...Matrix cop.1 more...Fed-up intern conquers dungeons::: spoiler Guess Going Under? :::ding ding ding!1 more...Demons from hell.Animal Crossing! (DOOM?)Doom is the correct answer.Ratmen Goatmen Norsemen slaying 1 more...Levels inside levels, some mirrored.MyHouse.wad?1 more...8 more...
Cats dying from alcohol poisoning (I’m guessing Just Cause?) EDIT: yup it's dwarf fortressYou got mine right. I'm stumped by yours.It’s dwarf fortress!It’s one of those niche games you never see anyone talking about until you discover it and keep always seeing people talking about itDwarf Fortress?Dwarf Fortress?DF! Human leather hats4 more...
You got mine right. I'm stumped by yours.It’s dwarf fortress!It’s one of those niche games you never see anyone talking about until you discover it and keep always seeing people talking about it
It’s one of those niche games you never see anyone talking about until you discover it and keep always seeing people talking about it
Chat disabled for 3 seconds!Rocket Car Soccer League!::: spoiler Guess supersonic rocket powered battle cars ::: I don't think that game has the chat disabled message. haha, maybe I am wrong.Oh my bad, I thought one of the guesses was a hint in itself. Brain missed the threading!Bingbon!
Rocket Car Soccer League!::: spoiler Guess supersonic rocket powered battle cars ::: I don't think that game has the chat disabled message. haha, maybe I am wrong.Oh my bad, I thought one of the guesses was a hint in itself. Brain missed the threading!Bingbon!
::: spoiler Guess supersonic rocket powered battle cars ::: I don't think that game has the chat disabled message. haha, maybe I am wrong.Oh my bad, I thought one of the guesses was a hint in itself. Brain missed the threading!
I don't think that game has the chat disabled message. haha, maybe I am wrong.Oh my bad, I thought one of the guesses was a hint in itself. Brain missed the threading!
Your soundcard works perfectly!warcraft 2 lolol. great hint. I read it in that voice3 more...3 more...
General, another settlement needs help.Surely this must be Fallout 4If these settlements don't get their shit together...
You must construct additional pylonsTerrariaNope @Crackhappy@lemmy.world got it right, starcraft. ::: spoiler My "guess" Starcraft! <3 Spawn more Overlords! :::StarCraft II
Ate without table -3Rimworld! *annoyed noises (why didnt he use the table?)*Dorf Fortress!That'd be "they were depressed after being caught in the rain" or something1 more...
Fight club for pets::: spoiler guess Pokemon, but which version…? 🤔 ::: Bingo! Didn't really have a specific version in mind.::: spoiler My guess: Pokémon? ::: Correct!
::: spoiler guess Pokemon, but which version…? 🤔 ::: Bingo! Didn't really have a specific version in mind.
Androids having an existential crisisOk first guess, there are multiple games I could think of: ::: spoiler My guess Nier: Automata ::: That's the one!1 more...1 more...2 more...
Ok first guess, there are multiple games I could think of: ::: spoiler My guess Nier: Automata ::: That's the one!1 more...1 more...
Yesterday's solution is today's problem. ::: spoiler hint: unofficial motto The Factory Must Grow ::: ::: spoiler answer Factorio ::: hahah very nice
Feminists cancelled by plumber union ::: spoiler hint Released on Commodore 64 and Amiga 500 ::: The Great Giana Sisters🏅
Ok my first one is a bit easy. Next one: Eagerly trying to visit relatives. ::: spoiler Hint Everyone is hot. ::: Hades?Correct!I was going to guess “Gone Home”, but then I looked at the hint. 😅Ohhh "Gone Home" is so nice! But not what I had in mind. ^^
I was going to guess “Gone Home”, but then I looked at the hint. 😅Ohhh "Gone Home" is so nice! But not what I had in mind. ^^
Rise and shine, Mr. freemanHalf lifeeeee1 more...The right, man, in the wrong, place, can make all the diff-erence in the wORld.1 more...3 more...
The Factory Must GrowFactorioFactorio!Also Satisfactory! And Infinifactory! And like every other factory building game.
Put aliens back into spaceKerbal Space Program?Ding ding ding - you’ve won moar booster1 more...1 more...2 more...
Just one more turn…Civilization. Any of them.::: spoiler Guess Definitely Civ. but also applicable to Total War, or "just 5 more minutes" in any Paradox Grand Strategy. :::
::: spoiler Guess Definitely Civ. but also applicable to Total War, or "just 5 more minutes" in any Paradox Grand Strategy. :::
3 fucking premium currencies?!::: spoiler Answer Diablo Immortal Immoral ::: Blind guess: Star Trek Online. I remember they had like a bazillion different currencies but no idea how many of those was premium.I think that one only had one proper premium currency, but I don't know it well. If we're counting all currencies, mine is up to at least 6.
Blind guess: Star Trek Online. I remember they had like a bazillion different currencies but no idea how many of those was premium.I think that one only had one proper premium currency, but I don't know it well. If we're counting all currencies, mine is up to at least 6.
I think that one only had one proper premium currency, but I don't know it well. If we're counting all currencies, mine is up to at least 6.
Maniacal raging communist solves crimes::: spoiler Guess: Disco Elysium? :::1 more...Disco E!1 more...2 more...
Why people hate boardgames ::: spoiler Answer Monopoly ::: (I have no idea if this is a jebora or just hiw spoilers work here, but i can just see the text inside) Monopoly?Yeah spoilers work on the web for me, but not on Jerboa2 more...2 more...
(I have no idea if this is a jebora or just hiw spoilers work here, but i can just see the text inside) Monopoly?Yeah spoilers work on the web for me, but not on Jerboa2 more...
Green bunny with a gun.Oh, I know that one! ::: spoiler My guess Jazz Jackrabbit ::: That's a Bingo!Woah that takes me WAY back!Oh yes! now I have to go replay some... ::: spoiler My guess Jazz Jackrabbit! back when Epic were "Epic Megagames" I love JJ2 so much, what a great soundtrack in particular. :::
Oh, I know that one! ::: spoiler My guess Jazz Jackrabbit ::: That's a Bingo!Woah that takes me WAY back!
Oh yes! now I have to go replay some... ::: spoiler My guess Jazz Jackrabbit! back when Epic were "Epic Megagames" I love JJ2 so much, what a great soundtrack in particular. :::
Guy goes to see his Mom.Binding of Isaac?1 more...6 words :P but ::: spoiler I wonder... Final Fantasy VII comes to mind as Sephiroth goes to see Jenova in Nibelheim. :::3 more...
6 words :P but ::: spoiler I wonder... Final Fantasy VII comes to mind as Sephiroth goes to see Jenova in Nibelheim. :::
Deranged jazz and cool shades. ::: spoiler hint Yeet! ::: ::: spoiler hint2 Freeing monsters through the power of the throw ::: Jazzpunk?2 more...
Small ball becomes big ball ::: spoiler spoiler Katamari Damacy? ::: This guy rolls around and picks shit up.
Dressing up space barbiesDestiny!I'm in this picture and I don't like it.This has got to be SWTOR right?Yep!
Cover gorgeous landscape in concreteMinecraft?Gotta be either factorio or satisfactoryWas thinking Satisfactory yeah :)1 more...1 more...2 more...
Construction complete. New units awaiting.I would've guessed Command & Conquer until you said "new units awaiting" lol2 more...3 more...
Accidentally danced on the cat ::: spoiler Answer Beat Saber ::: Lol! this made me chuckle. Definitely makes sense. ::: spoiler Also Audioshield, various other VR activities I guess :::
Lol! this made me chuckle. Definitely makes sense. ::: spoiler Also Audioshield, various other VR activities I guess :::
I need to kill Chaos ::: spoiler Answer Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin :::Ancient Domains of Mystery?Wow, that definitely fits, but not what I was going for. I'm thinking much more recent. Great answer though.The sad part in my not knowing this is remembering the Dunky montage of characters literally saying Chaos.
Ancient Domains of Mystery?Wow, that definitely fits, but not what I was going for. I'm thinking much more recent. Great answer though.
Wow, that definitely fits, but not what I was going for. I'm thinking much more recent. Great answer though.
The sad part in my not knowing this is remembering the Dunky montage of characters literally saying Chaos.
Really big map, mostly emptyDo you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?Any Open World Ubisoft game ever? No man’s skyDaggerfall?2 more...
Talking book saves a marriage::: spoiler My Guess It Takes Two ::: Correct::: spoiler Guess It Takes Two :::
You need a manual openDwarf fortress? Or Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes?definitely true of Keep Talkingah yes two of my favorite games united by reading4 more...Keep talking and nobody explodes?1 more...5 more...
Dwarf fortress? Or Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes?definitely true of Keep Talkingah yes two of my favorite games united by reading4 more...
War. War never changes.Fallout 1, 2, tactics, BOS, 3, 4, 76 (and shelter i guess?) Dunno which you had in mind so here have them allAll appropriate responses!
Fallout 1, 2, tactics, BOS, 3, 4, 76 (and shelter i guess?) Dunno which you had in mind so here have them allAll appropriate responses!
Bloodborne but cowboys in the bayouI know this isn't right but now I wanna play Hunt Showdown2 more...No idea what this is but I want to know2 more...
Build machines to build machines (Applies to at least two games I know)This could definitely describe some of my modded Minecraft worlds.3 more...
My guitar’s in my mind!This one's a stumper!Bwahahaha brilliant! 😆2 more...2 more...The Artful Escape?2 more...5 more...
Oh, those were civilians...::: spoiler Guess Gotta be Spec Ops: The Line1 more...:::spoiler Spoilers Spec Ops: The Line :::1 more...
Infected man with arm swordsPrototype?hmmmm ::: spoiler My guess The Surge? ::: 2 more...The arm swords are what's stumping me. My two guesses are: ::: spoiler Dead Cells ::: and ::: spoiler Hyper Light Drifter :::1 more...4 more...
The arm swords are what's stumping me. My two guesses are: ::: spoiler Dead Cells ::: and ::: spoiler Hyper Light Drifter :::1 more...
Local unlicensed mechanic fights GodIconoclasts!yep, you got it! Nice to see that there's more than just one fan of Iconoclasts out here in the Fediverse!I don't think this is it but it's it makes me think Ratchet & Clank1 more...1 more...
Iconoclasts!yep, you got it! Nice to see that there's more than just one fan of Iconoclasts out here in the Fediverse!
yep, you got it! Nice to see that there's more than just one fan of Iconoclasts out here in the Fediverse!
Do not engage Lu Bu.::: spoiler My guess but which Dynasty Warriors game? (for me, always 5) :::1 more...3 more...
The Roadie.::: spoiler Guess Brutal Legend?! Also shout out to the excellent Tenacious D song Roadie, by way of association with Jack Black. :::1 more...1 more...
::: spoiler Guess Brutal Legend?! Also shout out to the excellent Tenacious D song Roadie, by way of association with Jack Black. :::1 more...
Map painting simulator::: spoiler Guess Any Paradox Grand Strategy, but probably CK or EU? :::1 more...
Cats dying from alcohol poisoning
(I’m guessing Just Cause?)
EDIT: yup it's dwarf fortress
You got mine right.
I'm stumped by yours.
It’s dwarf fortress!
It’s one of those niche games you never see anyone talking about until you discover it and keep always seeing people talking about it
Dwarf Fortress?
Dwarf Fortress?
DF!
Human leather hats
Never Should Have Come Here
Skyrim!
Rock and stone!
::: spoiler Deep Rock Galactic? :::
You beautiful dwarf!
Chat disabled for 3 seconds!
Rocket Car Soccer League!
::: spoiler Guess supersonic rocket powered battle cars :::
I don't think that game has the chat disabled message. haha, maybe I am wrong.
Oh my bad, I thought one of the guesses was a hint in itself. Brain missed the threading!
Bingbon!
Your soundcard works perfectly!
warcraft 2
lolol. great hint. I read it in that voice
General, another settlement needs help.
Surely this must be Fallout 4
If these settlements don't get their shit together...
Stephen Kings flashlight simulator
Alan Wake
👍
You must construct additional pylons
Terraria
Nope @Crackhappy@lemmy.world got it right, starcraft.
::: spoiler My "guess" Starcraft! <3
Spawn more Overlords! :::
StarCraft II
Ayn Rand's Disneyland experiences managerial issues.
Bioshock
Ate without table -3
Rimworld! *annoyed noises (why didnt he use the table?)*
Dorf Fortress!
That'd be "they were depressed after being caught in the rain" or something
What a save!
Rocket League.
Fight club for pets
::: spoiler guess Pokemon, but which version…? 🤔 :::
Bingo! Didn't really have a specific version in mind.
::: spoiler My guess: Pokémon? :::
Correct!
I didn't ask for this
Deus Ex?
Human revolution
Androids having an existential crisis
Ok first guess, there are multiple games I could think of:
::: spoiler My guess Nier: Automata :::
That's the one!
Yesterday's solution is today's problem.
::: spoiler hint: unofficial motto The Factory Must Grow :::
::: spoiler answer Factorio :::
hahah very nice
Dog paints pictures, saves land
Okami!
You died 3.
lol dark souls 3?
Nanaaaaa nanananana na naa na
Katamari Damacy?
Feminists cancelled by plumber union
::: spoiler hint Released on Commodore 64 and Amiga 500 :::
The Great Giana Sisters
🏅
Ok my first one is a bit easy. Next one:
Eagerly trying to visit relatives.
::: spoiler Hint Everyone is hot. :::
Hades?
Correct!
I was going to guess “Gone Home”, but then I looked at the hint. 😅
Ohhh "Gone Home" is so nice! But not what I had in mind. ^^
Ayn Rand on PCP
BioShock?
"Mr Bubbles, we hit the jackpot!"
Cruelty Squad?
Rise and shine, Mr. freeman
Half lifeeeee
The right, man, in the wrong, place, can make all the diff-erence in the wORld.
The Factory Must Grow
Factorio
Factorio!
Also Satisfactory! And Infinifactory! And like every other factory building game.
Put aliens back into space
Kerbal Space Program?
Ding ding ding - you’ve won moar booster
Native Americans beamed into space
::: spoiler spoiler Prey (2016) :::
Just one more turn…
Civilization. Any of them.
::: spoiler Guess Definitely Civ.
but also applicable to Total War, or "just 5 more minutes" in any Paradox Grand Strategy. :::
Look, a three headed monkey!
Monkey Island!
The sun blew up. Again.
Hmm, could it be the Outer Wilds?
Outer Wilds!
3 fucking premium currencies?!
::: spoiler Answer Diablo
ImmortalImmoral :::Blind guess: Star Trek Online. I remember they had like a bazillion different currencies but no idea how many of those was premium.
I think that one only had one proper premium currency, but I don't know it well.
If we're counting all currencies, mine is up to at least 6.
It just works
Fallout 76 🤣
Maniacal raging communist solves crimes
::: spoiler Guess: Disco Elysium? :::
Disco E!
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
Borderlands 2!
Why people hate boardgames
::: spoiler Answer Monopoly :::
(I have no idea if this is a jebora or just hiw spoilers work here, but i can just see the text inside) Monopoly?
Yeah spoilers work on the web for me, but not on Jerboa
Green bunny with a gun.
Oh, I know that one!
::: spoiler My guess
Jazz Jackrabbit :::
That's a Bingo!
Woah that takes me WAY back!
Oh yes! now I have to go replay some...
::: spoiler My guess Jazz Jackrabbit! back when Epic were "Epic Megagames"
I love JJ2 so much, what a great soundtrack in particular. :::
Just cause
Silt Striders are really big.
Why walk when you can ride?
Morrowind
Avoid Cannibals, Build Wood Things
The Forest?
Not played it, but Sons of the Forest?
Cubic people building
Guy goes to see his Mom.
Binding of Isaac?
6 words :P but
::: spoiler I wonder... Final Fantasy VII comes to mind as Sephiroth goes to see Jenova in Nibelheim. :::
Deranged jazz and cool shades.
::: spoiler hint Yeet! :::
::: spoiler hint2 Freeing monsters through the power of the throw :::
Jazzpunk?
Small ball becomes big ball
::: spoiler spoiler Katamari Damacy?
:::
This guy rolls around and picks shit up.
Dressing up space barbies
Destiny!
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
This has got to be SWTOR right?
Yep!
Cover gorgeous landscape in concrete
Minecraft?
Gotta be either factorio or satisfactory
Was thinking Satisfactory yeah :)
Stone!
Deep Rock Galactic!
Machine takedowns with arrows
Horizon Zero Dawn
Right
Oops all child soldiers
One of the Metal Gear games?
Hobo-cop solves murder with disassociation.
Disco Elysium!
War crimes and human leather.
Rim World?
Construction complete. New units awaiting.
I would've guessed Command & Conquer until you said "new units awaiting" lol
Accidentally danced on the cat
::: spoiler Answer Beat Saber :::
Lol! this made me chuckle. Definitely makes sense.
::: spoiler Also Audioshield, various other VR activities I guess :::
Drawing lines to open doors
The Witness?
Correct!
Worst truck game ever
::: spoiler Never played it but know the legend: Big Rigs? :::
Yep!
I need to kill Chaos
::: spoiler Answer Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin :::
Ancient Domains of Mystery?
Wow, that definitely fits, but not what I was going for. I'm thinking much more recent.
Great answer though.
The sad part in my not knowing this is remembering the Dunky montage of characters literally saying Chaos.
Really big map, mostly empty
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Any Open World Ubisoft game ever?
No man’s sky
Daggerfall?
I really like killing gods
God of War.
Talking book saves a marriage
::: spoiler My Guess It Takes Two :::
Correct
::: spoiler Guess It Takes Two :::
PVE is Cancelled.
Overwatch 2... :(
Big sword, spiky hair.
Final Fantasy VII
Bingo ;)
You need a manual open
Dwarf fortress? Or Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes?
definitely true of Keep Talking
ah yes two of my favorite games united by reading
Keep talking and nobody explodes?
War. War never changes.
Fallout 1, 2, tactics, BOS, 3, 4, 76 (and shelter i guess?)
Dunno which you had in mind so here have them all
All appropriate responses!
Transgender adventure with "peak" platforming.
Celeste?
Correct!
Wake up, Smell the Ashes
Half-Life 2!
Teenage time-travel emotional adventure.
Robots driven mad with power.
Bloodborne but cowboys in the bayou
I know this isn't right but now I wanna play Hunt Showdown
No idea what this is but I want to know
Entering the minds of weirdos
Psychonauts?
Ya ha ha
Either BotW or TotK.
Spears bows arrows redhead.
Horizon Zero Dawn
Horizon ZD
Cowboys and zombies
Build machines to build machines
(Applies to at least two games I know)
This could definitely describe some of my modded Minecraft worlds.
Rock...and...STONE!
Home of the Rockin Stoner
Defuse a puzzle-y bomb.
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes?
Loki Fucks Your Teacher
I'm perplexed and interested lol
Remember to mute Barrens chat
Use crowbar to save planet.
Half-life?
Shoot and build, capture intel.
::: spoiler Hint The intel has returned to the heavens. :::
Identify Possessions?
Water filtration quest
Fallout
Correct!
How do you play Caravan ?
fallout new vegas?
Yes that's right
Five Percent Chance to Miss?
XCOM?
Yep.
Can't be, there's like 80% chance to miss when it says 5%
Bubble Bobble Intro, but RPG
::: spoiler Hint: You can Smash the punny skeleton :::
Legal Fantasy Animal fights
Pokemon?
Legendary bug with nail
My guitar’s in my mind!
This one's a stumper!
Bwahahaha brilliant! 😆
The Artful Escape?
Jazz fusion subsidiary simulator deluxe
::: spoiler Guess Rock band? :::
la le lu le lo
::: spoiler Guess: MGS4? :::
Oh, those were civilians...
::: spoiler Guess
Gotta be Spec Ops: The Line
:::spoiler Spoilers Spec Ops: The Line :::
mech driver and wallrunning soldier
Titanfall?
::: spoiler Guess: Titanfall (2) :::
Infected man with arm swords
Prototype?
hmmmm
::: spoiler My guess
The Surge? :::
The arm swords are what's stumping me. My two guesses are:
::: spoiler Dead Cells :::
and
::: spoiler Hyper Light Drifter :::
Sports Excel
::: spoiler Guess Football Manager? :::
Correct!
queen falling in all directions
Digital Lifeforms in Virtual Ecosystem
Creatures?
Society blamed the beasts.
::: spoiler hint Heaven or Hell? Let's rock! :::
baby bjorn walking simulator
Death Stranding?
Local unlicensed mechanic fights God
Iconoclasts!
yep, you got it! Nice to see that there's more than just one fan of Iconoclasts out here in the Fediverse!
I don't think this is it but it's it makes me think Ratchet & Clank
Do not engage Lu Bu.
::: spoiler My guess but which Dynasty Warriors game?
(for me, always 5) :::
The Roadie.
::: spoiler Guess Brutal Legend?!
Also shout out to the excellent Tenacious D song Roadie, by way of association with Jack Black. :::
Map painting simulator
::: spoiler Guess Any Paradox Grand Strategy, but probably CK or EU? :::
Matrix cop.
Fed-up intern conquers dungeons
::: spoiler Guess Going Under? :::
ding ding ding!
Demons from hell.
Animal Crossing! (DOOM?)
Doom is the correct answer.
Ratmen Goatmen Norsemen slaying
Levels inside levels, some mirrored.
MyHouse.wad?