In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.
Groomer.
Don't mess with the zohan?
So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.
Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)
No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.
FDR - American Badass is a pretty good movie as well as long as you go in without super high expectations.
The only thing I remember from this movie are the crazy segways. I don't even remember them just that they were memorable.
Even the 3D was good. I'm still amazed by this:
In the images for the left and right eye, they gave the vampires slightly different pupil colours. That means when you watch it in 3D, the eyes of the vampires kind of shimmer ominously. It works great because it's only such a small detail. A larger area would be unpleasant to watch.
I've never seen another movie doing something innovative like that with 3D.
Edit: Here I found an example that can be viewed via crossy-eye method.
::: spoiler spoiler
:::
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Pedophilia: The Musical
It's a history of the Catholic Church.
directed by Tim Minchin
Holy shit! I'd pay to watch that.
edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church's pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.
Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.
Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)
Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.
Satan’s Cum Belching Anus
Edit: you made me do this
The conservative roadmap to knowledge
Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.
Nahc just a single STOP sign reflected infinitely betweenst two mirrors
"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"
Fuck I wanna watch that movie
Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.
exiting the theatre after the movie
"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"
"Ouch! My Balls!"
Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget
Freddy Got Fingered was a masterpiece way ahead of it’s time
Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.
They knew what they were doing.
Fantastic Beasts 4
Springtime for Hitler
May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?
Is the premise of this one, that we see what happened to Hitler in art school and his transition to a political occupation?
The documentary film The Producers goes into great detail about the making of it.
Epstein Island
Could be a documentary.
Probably will be.
Heil Honey, I'm Home
If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.
Is it like a shank carved from a chainsaw?
Lolita: Battle Angel
Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour
Closed due to roach infestation
Very creative, I like it.
Joe's Apartment?
Today: Hit Movie
Tomorrow: Closed for roach infestation treatment
Jesus - on ice!
An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.
Tapeworm - The Musical
What about "Earworm - The Musical"
In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.
Groomer.
Don't mess with the zohan?
So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.
Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)
No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.
FDR - American Badass is a pretty good movie as well as long as you go in without super high expectations.
The only thing I remember from this movie are the crazy segways. I don't even remember them just that they were memorable.
Even the 3D was good. I'm still amazed by this:
In the images for the left and right eye, they gave the vampires slightly different pupil colours. That means when you watch it in 3D, the eyes of the vampires kind of shimmer ominously. It works great because it's only such a small detail. A larger area would be unpleasant to watch.
I've never seen another movie doing something innovative like that with 3D.
Edit: Here I found an example that can be viewed via crossy-eye method.
::: spoiler spoiler
:::
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Pedophilia: The Musical
It's a history of the Catholic Church.
Holy shit! I'd pay to watch that.
edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church's pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.
Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.
Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)
Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.
Satan’s Cum Belching Anus
Edit: you made me do this
The conservative roadmap to knowledge
Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.
Nahc just a single STOP sign reflected infinitely betweenst two mirrors
"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"
Fuck I wanna watch that movie
Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.
exiting the theatre after the movie
"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"
"Ouch! My Balls!"
Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget
Freddy Got Fingered was a masterpiece way ahead of it’s time
Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.
They knew what they were doing.
Fantastic Beasts 4
Springtime for Hitler
May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?
Is the premise of this one, that we see what happened to Hitler in art school and his transition to a political occupation?
The documentary film The Producers goes into great detail about the making of it.
Epstein Island
Could be a documentary.
Probably will be.
Heil Honey, I'm Home
If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.
Is it like a shank carved from a chainsaw?
Lolita: Battle Angel
Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour
Closed due to roach infestation
Very creative, I like it.
Joe's Apartment?
Today: Hit Movie
Tomorrow: Closed for roach infestation treatment
Jesus - on ice!
An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.
Jesus
On ice
Circus on ice
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Documentary.
All You Need is Kill
Live Die Repeat
Edge of Tomorrow
Should someone tell 'em?
He actually knew already, before we did
Mr. Holland's Anus
The Real Students of Junior High
John Carter
Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter
It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.
Tyler Perry's Madea: Fast and Furious
Large Man Cums on Bus
"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"
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Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.
Unfortunately for everyone, Love Never Dies already exists, so it would need to be Phantom of the Opera III.
Godcunt: the dickening
Gigli II
Dave Chappelle vs Girl Dick part XVII
"Bitch, get over hear and suck my girl-dick..."
Pretty sure that just released on Netflix.
The Adventures of the Slinging Dingleberries
Ghost in the Belly
Muppet Terror Island
Clownfield
Prolapse Rim
Robin Hood: Men and Dykes
Muppet terror Island sounds awesome to stream
They had me at 'Muppet'. No matter what words follow, I will watch the movie.
My Colonoscopy: An Epic Odessy
Alternative tagline: A Journey to the Center to this Garbage Heap. (Referencing me btw)
Living autopsy in 3d
It could be one of those interactive amusement park rides that sprays you.
Oh god. Thank you for that thought …
And a free bucket of entrails for the kids
A Christmas classic - Princess Switch 4: Re-swapped Once Again
The festering cluster muster.
“Retard Fight Club”
Cripple fight
Did someone say cripple fight?
Fucking Kids - The Musical
Oedipus' Mother Fuckin Movie Film.
Statistic analysis advanced version (in greek).
Chupa... can you imagine that being a kids movie?
"The Title Of The Movie Is"
"If nothing matters, why even make this movie"