I'm a penguin who was captured by human researches in Antarctica, but I was able to escape and then I got in touch with my penguin friends and leaders to raid the researchers facilities. Now the human facilities are under Penguin control, so we can use humans communication media like the Internet. Anything more you are interested in?
Anything more you are interested in?
Yes. How do you use touchscreens when your flippers are so cold?
It was very hard at first, we used to slap many times and hard enough touchscreens, but this turned out to be unreliable. Then, we developed special penguin gloves that heat themselves so we can use touchscreen almost seamlessly.
Did you happen to meet four Japanese girls?
Austria
The land down under, Australia.
Surprised there's so few of us in this thread!
Same! Thought there would be more, especially since there a quite a few Aussie instances.
THERE. NOT REAL DONT LISTEN TO HIM HES A PLANT FOR THE DEA NAMWD HANK SHRADER
Sweden
Tja
Tjenare, finns det nåt svensk Lemmy ?
https://feddit.nu/ :) jag är också där men mer aktiv här av någon anledning
Singapore. And Singapore.
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith.
Are you one of the rich Singies or poor Singies? I assume you must be rich of you have internet.
What's the ratio of dead/alive family members in your basement?
roughly 1:7
Sounds about right
Spain.
Btw, small ad for !esp@eslemmy.es for other Spanish speaking people
Oi camarero!
Una cerveza por favor.
USA, Flip-flip-flipadelphia!
USA, Pennsylvania.
Italy
Mario or Luigi?
Luirio
Switzerland
Denmark. Fyn.
Fryslân
Boppe
South Africa
UK
Canada.
US - new york, but not the city.
🫡
I'm in Minnesota, USA. I'm also using kbin, but it's federating with Lemmy, so I guess I'm using Lemmy?
Norway, sandwiched between a fjord and a mountain
Hvordan har du det? (I think that's right)
Fortreffelig.
(Yup, that was spot on. Alternatively "Hvordan går det")
Espoo, Finland.
Seinäjoki, Finland.
Mika Hakkonen Kimi Raikonnen perkele.
I can speak Finnish. 👍
Lucerne, Switzerland
Beautiful city! I visited when I was a kid, I stayed in some old army barracks.
Tsüri!
How much gold are you currently sat on?
Go to reddit or something with these lame stereotypes 😂
Oh your a Swiss-German? Absolutely no fucking sense of humour. Go fuck yourself Hans. Andreas Spiess is much nicer than you. :)
Two hunters walk in a bar both are dead
Two people meet, one doesn't come
Geneva, switzerland :)
Geneva convention what's that never heard of it
Ireland
Morocco
Netherlands, it's small enough that I don't need to include a city.
Canada 🍁
From Brasil!
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
Bosnia
New Mexico, USA
Red or green?
Salsa/hot sauce? Definitely green
Hablo espanol como viejo Mexico?
Slovakia
Ahoj, bratře!
Vieš o nejakej slovenskej inštácii alebo komunite? Občas pozerám českú inštáciu kyberpunk.social, ta nie je ale vhodná pre hlavný účet, preto som na feddit.de, ktorá federuje s takmer všemi ostatnými a kde je odozva z Norimberka cca 25 ms.
France, bordel de merde
South Africa 🇿🇦
Do you know Elon Musk? He's a proper scamp that one.
Do I ever
🏴🇬🇧 England 🇬🇧🏴
INGERLUND NUMBA ONE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪💪💪
Israel 🇮🇱
Vietnamese gang. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
Catland
New Zealand, and via Kbin.
South Africa
Canada
Canada
Bulgaria
New Zealand.
USA, Maine
Famous for fishing and Stephen King?
For sure
U.S.A. One star state
Flag or rating?
Both are accurate(if the scale doesn't include a "0" star option)
It's worth noting that I'm a european whose only been to TX. I would give TX two stars, mostly for the food. Would probably be less if I had to live there.
Germany
Tach o/
Guten Tag Hans from Barry, 63. 👋
Greenbo ALABAMA!
Greece! 🇬🇷
INGERLUND NUMBA ONE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪💪💪
Curaçao
Canada
Seems to be a lot of Canadians on Lemmy.
Poland (I'm from Ukraine, in here to study)
Witaj!
Japan
Lies! Japanese people don't use the Western internet. You must be a gaijin.
Shinkansen wa itsu desu ka
Correct :) been here five years though. Its been great
UK, London
London
A shit'ole full o' poncey cunts.
Bermuda 🇧🇲
Liechtenstein
France
FRAAARNCE!
Argentina! 🇦🇷
The Falklands will always be British!!
Copium
WINNA WINNA CHICKEN DINNA I SEE ISLAND I MAKE ISLAND NOW MY PROPERTY. I SEE PRICELESS HISYORICAL ARTIFACT HIPPOITY HOPPIYU ITS NOW MY PROPERTY
Texas. Also I saw a beautiful sunrise this morning and I hope you see something equally as beautiful today.
Texans are so full of themselves they think Texas is a country.
Also reporting in from USA, Texas. Hopefully moving somewhere else relatively soon though!
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Hungary 🇭🇺
Have you noticed Orban looks like a toad?
sure.
but IMO he looks like a big pile of stinky rotten diarreah that should have been already flushed down the toilet
Looks like that lemmy is not so US dominated like reddit.
That’s part of the appeal to the other 7.6 billion of us. It’s an international fediverse rather than a US corporate entity. Kinda like how popular forums used to have a link to other popular forums except you can also get a feed from the linked forums. Much better. Will just take time to grow. Reddit took nearly a decade to reach critical mass.
Still a bit over-represented vs world pop
Turkey
Ohio, USA
Romania
Bucharest, Romania
Lower Silesia, Poland
Slovakia
Vieš o nejakej slovenskej inštácii alebo komunite? Občas pozerám českú inštáciu kyberpunk.social a mám tam aj komunitu !DeepWebCZ@kyberpunk.social, ale kvôli obmedzenej federácii nie je veľa vhodná pre hlavný účet, aj keď má zo všetkých Lemmy serverov najkratšiu dobu odezvy.
(Ako sa ti páči moj pokus o slovenčinu?)
Dosť fajn slovenčina, jedine "veľa" by som vymenil za "moc" a "odezvy" za "odozvy"
Ale inak neviem o žiadnej slovenskej inštancii alebo komunite :/, pravdupovediac som sa ani moc po nich nepozeral.
Tennessee USA
Go vols!
Belgium, Ghent. We once made international news because students captured the Castle of Counts (Gravensteen), and we still celebrate it every year.
Nice try, NSA!
Don’t worry NSA already knows were you at LOL
ISS
Pilot or research scientist?
Or alien life-form about to fuck some shit up?
I like the cut of your
jibhull cutters.Canada for me
Same
Although our instances give that away
Right lol
Netherlands
United States.
Antarctica
Woah, story time?
I'm a penguin who was captured by human researches in Antarctica, but I was able to escape and then I got in touch with my penguin friends and leaders to raid the researchers facilities. Now the human facilities are under Penguin control, so we can use humans communication media like the Internet. Anything more you are interested in?
Yes. How do you use touchscreens when your flippers are so cold?
It was very hard at first, we used to slap many times and hard enough touchscreens, but this turned out to be unreliable. Then, we developed special penguin gloves that heat themselves so we can use touchscreen almost seamlessly.
Did you happen to meet four Japanese girls?
Austria
The land down under, Australia.
Surprised there's so few of us in this thread!
Same! Thought there would be more, especially since there a quite a few Aussie instances.
THERE. NOT REAL DONT LISTEN TO HIM HES A PLANT FOR THE DEA NAMWD HANK SHRADER
Sweden
Tja
Tjenare, finns det nåt svensk Lemmy ?
https://feddit.nu/ :) jag är också där men mer aktiv här av någon anledning
Singapore. And Singapore.
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith.
Are you one of the rich Singies or poor Singies? I assume you must be rich of you have internet.
Me India. 🖐️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tw7LIykvBw
So true yaar
Another one from the Netherlands.
Austria. Also hosting my instance there
What's the ratio of dead/alive family members in your basement?
roughly 1:7
Sounds about right
Spain.
Btw, small ad for !esp@eslemmy.es for other Spanish speaking people
Oi camarero!
Una cerveza por favor.
USA, Flip-flip-flipadelphia!
USA, Pennsylvania.
Italy
Mario or Luigi?
Luirio
Switzerland
Denmark. Fyn.
Fryslân
Boppe
South Africa
UK
Canada.
US - new york, but not the city.
🫡
I'm in Minnesota, USA. I'm also using kbin, but it's federating with Lemmy, so I guess I'm using Lemmy?
Norway, sandwiched between a fjord and a mountain
Hvordan har du det? (I think that's right)
Fortreffelig.
(Yup, that was spot on. Alternatively "Hvordan går det")
Espoo, Finland.
Seinäjoki, Finland.
Mika Hakkonen Kimi Raikonnen perkele.
I can speak Finnish. 👍
Lucerne, Switzerland
Beautiful city! I visited when I was a kid, I stayed in some old army barracks.
Tsüri!
How much gold are you currently sat on?
Go to reddit or something with these lame stereotypes 😂
Oh your a Swiss-German? Absolutely no fucking sense of humour. Go fuck yourself Hans. Andreas Spiess is much nicer than you. :)
Two hunters walk in a bar both are dead
Two people meet, one doesn't come
Geneva, switzerland :)
Geneva convention what's that never heard of it
Ireland
Morocco
Netherlands, it's small enough that I don't need to include a city.
Canada 🍁
From Brasil!
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
Bosnia
New Mexico, USA
Red or green?
Salsa/hot sauce? Definitely green
Hablo espanol como viejo Mexico?
Slovakia
Ahoj, bratře!
Vieš o nejakej slovenskej inštácii alebo komunite? Občas pozerám českú inštáciu kyberpunk.social, ta nie je ale vhodná pre hlavný účet, preto som na feddit.de, ktorá federuje s takmer všemi ostatnými a kde je odozva z Norimberka cca 25 ms.
France, bordel de merde
South Africa 🇿🇦
Do you know Elon Musk? He's a proper scamp that one.
Do I ever
🏴🇬🇧 England 🇬🇧🏴
INGERLUND NUMBA ONE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪💪💪
Israel 🇮🇱
Vietnamese gang. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
Catland
New Zealand, and via Kbin.
South Africa
Canada
Canada
Bulgaria
New Zealand.
USA, Maine
Famous for fishing and Stephen King?
For sure
U.S.A. One star state
Flag or rating?
Both are accurate(if the scale doesn't include a "0" star option)
It's worth noting that I'm a european whose only been to TX. I would give TX two stars, mostly for the food. Would probably be less if I had to live there.
Germany
Tach o/
Guten Tag Hans from Barry, 63. 👋
Greenbo ALABAMA!
Greece! 🇬🇷
INGERLUND NUMBA ONE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪💪💪
Curaçao
Canada
Seems to be a lot of Canadians on Lemmy.
Poland (I'm from Ukraine, in here to study)
Witaj!
Japan
Lies! Japanese people don't use the Western internet. You must be a gaijin.
Shinkansen wa itsu desu ka
Correct :) been here five years though. Its been great
UK, London
A shit'ole full o' poncey cunts.
Bermuda 🇧🇲
Liechtenstein
France
FRAAARNCE!
Argentina! 🇦🇷
The Falklands will always be British!!
Copium
WINNA WINNA CHICKEN DINNA I SEE ISLAND I MAKE ISLAND NOW MY PROPERTY. I SEE PRICELESS HISYORICAL ARTIFACT HIPPOITY HOPPIYU ITS NOW MY PROPERTY
Slovenia
Hello, my Slovenian brother, Slovakia sends love
Texas. Also I saw a beautiful sunrise this morning and I hope you see something equally as beautiful today.
Texans are so full of themselves they think Texas is a country.
Also reporting in from USA, Texas. Hopefully moving somewhere else relatively soon though!
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Hungary 🇭🇺
Have you noticed Orban looks like a toad?
sure.
but IMO he looks like a big pile of stinky rotten diarreah that should have been already flushed down the toilet
Looks like that lemmy is not so US dominated like reddit.
That’s part of the appeal to the other 7.6 billion of us. It’s an international fediverse rather than a US corporate entity. Kinda like how popular forums used to have a link to other popular forums except you can also get a feed from the linked forums. Much better. Will just take time to grow. Reddit took nearly a decade to reach critical mass.
Still a bit over-represented vs world pop
Turkey
Ohio, USA
Romania
Bucharest, Romania
Lower Silesia, Poland
Slovakia
Vieš o nejakej slovenskej inštácii alebo komunite? Občas pozerám českú inštáciu kyberpunk.social a mám tam aj komunitu !DeepWebCZ@kyberpunk.social, ale kvôli obmedzenej federácii nie je veľa vhodná pre hlavný účet, aj keď má zo všetkých Lemmy serverov najkratšiu dobu odezvy.
(Ako sa ti páči moj pokus o slovenčinu?)
Dosť fajn slovenčina, jedine "veľa" by som vymenil za "moc" a "odezvy" za "odozvy"
Ale inak neviem o žiadnej slovenskej inštancii alebo komunite :/, pravdupovediac som sa ani moc po nich nepozeral.
Tennessee USA
Go vols!
Belgium, Ghent. We once made international news because students captured the Castle of Counts (Gravensteen), and we still celebrate it every year.
nõmme district in tallinn estonia
Brazil
Another BR. I’m from Rio
AZ
London, UK
PA, USA
Greetings from Central PA!
Western! North of the yinzers. :)
Country is fine. City too.
Echolalia?
GPS coordinates are acceptable.
0.000000, 0.000000
Monza, Italy 🇮🇹
Alabama, USA
Netherlands
India
Ireland 🇮🇪
Romania.
Liège, Belgium, Europe
United Kingdom. Luton
California, USA
Indiana, USA
UK
Make a guess
CA, USA
Cali-forn-eye-ay.
Didn't know it's a country
Many here want it to be
Virginia, USA