The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
To shreds, you say‽
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".
My wife says "Shut up baby, I know it" regularly.
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My favorite Futurama quote of all time!
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
My manwich!
Woman!
I heard this comment.
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.
Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack.
And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Morbo is pleased, but sticky.
Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?
How's the family, Morbo?
Belligerent and numerous!
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Fun on a bun.
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not... As right...
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:
10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
just practicing my stabbing!
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate
Bon jour. CrazyJGibberish!
Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
Good news everyone!
All I know is my gut says maybe.
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
You guys like swarms of things, right?
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
This is the way.
I have spoken
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Oh fuff
That just raises further questions!
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
Change places!
+1
Stop exploding, you cowards!
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
PaZuZu
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound.
When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?
Pazuzu was the name of the deamon that possessed the little girl in The Exorcist
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!
Don't date robots!
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
REMEMBER ME
REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday!
What a day for a birthday...
Let's all have some cake
And you smell like one too!
For no raisin
I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin
Good news, everyone!
Big. Fat. Hen.
A week WOULD be a little much…
Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!
To shreds you say?
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
I already did!
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
kill all humans!
"kill all humans!"
"Haha, nice futurama reference!"
"What's futurama?"
I'm 40% (insert thing)
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
Assie!
Antiquing?
BOOM
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
you changed the result of the race by measuring it!
Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
Good news everyone!
Some folks call me Orange Joe
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.
I hate these filthy neutrals...
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Tell my wife I said hello.
Some light insult Whale Biologist!
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
Good news, everyone!
I'm a horse's butt!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave's not here, man
This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!
Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole "blackjack and hookers" thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
"what makes a man go neutral?"
Two live full-time in my brain:
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
Same !
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is
"Oh my, yes"
And the variation
"Oh my, no"
I use them weekly
Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.
I'm 40% Futurama references
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it's one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
He was built in Mexico.
Well of course. Bending's his middle name.
To shreds, you say?
"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
To shreds, you say‽
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".
My wife says "Shut up baby, I know it" regularly.
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My favorite Futurama quote of all time!
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
My manwich!
Woman!
I heard this comment.
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.
Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Morbo is pleased, but sticky.
Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?
How's the family, Morbo?
Belligerent and numerous!
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Fun on a bun.
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
just practicing my stabbing!
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate
Bon jour. Crazy
JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.Good news everyone!
All I know is my gut says maybe.
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
You guys like swarms of things, right?
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
This is the way.
I have spoken
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Oh fuff
That just raises further questions!
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
Change places!
+1
Stop exploding, you cowards!
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?
Pazuzu was the name of the deamon that possessed the little girl in The Exorcist
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!
Don't date robots!
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
No I’m ….doesn’t.
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday!
What a day for a birthday...
Let's all have some cake
And you smell like one too!
For no raisin
I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin
Good news, everyone!
Big. Fat. Hen.
A week WOULD be a little much…
Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!
To shreds you say?
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
That and the blackjack and hookers
I already did!
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
kill all humans!
"kill all humans!"
"Haha, nice futurama reference!"
"What's futurama?"
I'm 40% (insert thing)
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
Assie!
Antiquing?
BOOM
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
Like the deathray
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/749e2166-18b2-4f84-9a9c-24d9affe1dc5
OH GOD, NO
"The Original Party Worm"
Wiggity wam wam wozzle!
I'm gonna go lay down...
🪱
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
Good news everyone!
Some folks call me Orange Joe
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.
I hate these filthy neutrals...
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Tell my wife I said hello.
Some light insult Whale Biologist!
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
Is 5:15 from Severance?
"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."