It's amazing so many people are able to use English as a second language.

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No amount of exceptions and quirks will prevent you from learning any language as long as you have lots and lots of exposure. After your reach a certain base level you just keep improving as you use the language, and even the exceptions start to feel natural.

English is the only language other than my mother tongue I have achieved this level with. I'd like to think at least in writing it's indistinguishable from a native speaker. Theoretically tho German should be easier for me as I'm Dutch. But my German never reached the same level because of the difference in exposure

My native language is a Slavic one but I can't fucking learn Polish because the language is just too fucking funny to me.

It's like how English speakers think Dutch is funny but turned up to 11.

The Slavic languages are interesting but I don't know a lot about them. It must be amusing to be aware of the various levels of mutual intelligibility. Do you know any jokes Eastern Europeans make about this among themselves?

The one reason that Polish is so funny to me is the amount of homophones between it and my native language with vastly different meanings.

One of the funniest being:

Szukać - To look for (Polish)

Šukať - To fuck (Slovak, improper/slang)

Both pronounced the same way.

They are not pronounced the same way, the Polish word always has the extra spit at the end

What?

THEY ARE NOT PRONOUNCED THE SAME WAY, THE POLISH WORD ALWAYS HAS THE EXTRA SPIT AT THE END

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHAT YOU MEAN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ELABORATE INSTEAD OF JUST REPEATING IT IN ALL CAPS.

There's an s' sound at the end of szikac' which is different from t'

Lovely. I used to have a Ukrainian coworker and she overheard me use the word 'zoeken' (search) and she thought I was swearing as I didn't pronounce the 'n' strongly

I assure you that Ukrainian is going to be just as funny to you, because we did loan like a third of our vocabulary from Polish. And another third is homophones, so you can have two layers of the broken phone game

As a Ukrainian, I can almost understand written Polish and Belarusian despite not speaking either. Spoken Polish tho... good luck

For me personally, German is really easy as I have been born German. Have you tried that as well?

I'm German, born and raised, but in Saarland. One time when visiting a friend in Berlin, I was at a bar and got a compliment on how good my German is even tho I'm obviously a foreigner.

That is damn funny. I don't think we have the same thing in the UK as while we have many accents, they are so unique they sound nothing like any foreigner. I guess German accents can sound similar to foreigners speaking German?

Our accent is so thick that I can talk to my buddy and nobody around us can follow the conversation if they don't speak it. It's kinda neat lol

Actually no, but I'll try as soon as I have the opportunity. Thanks for the advice!

I live 30km from the French border, I had 10 years worth of French classes at school. I always hated it, but I did an extra-curriculum to acquire a diploma because a classmate and friend of mine didn't want to do it alone. My French is in a weird spot: I cannot form a proper sentence, but I understand listening exercises and written text well. I recently started to go through some French lessons on Duolingo and I'm already struggling with the sentences it expects me to form in unit 8...

It's probably because you had a lot of exposure but insufficient engagement. I should probably have mentioned this in my original comment. You kind of developed a one way mastery of the language. Exposure will get you there after you get to a certain level but to get there you need lots of practice

I'm also Dutch and honestly I think part of it is the amount of subtitled English tv I watched when I was young. I tried the same with German struggled finding things to watch.

If you look at Germany or France they often dub over stuff while we subtitle everything.

It's completely unwatchable with voice dubs isn't it? I don't get how anyone puts up with it

I've had family tell me The Emperor's New Groove is actually great with Dutch dubs but the title in Dutch just translates to "Emperor Cuzco". No one is gonna convince me most jokes don't get lost in translation when the first time it happens is in the title!

I know what you mean. When I learned Dutch (as a German) I got close to this state quickly but after I finished uni I left the Netherlands and my Dutch has deteriorated a lot.

Besides “tho” for “though”, soundin’ hella native brah 😎

I use tho instead of though as a native, although I think I might only actually do it at the end of sentences, tho. I'm not actually sure I use though during a sentence

I was raised bilingual, and spent most of my life in the UK

it's normal for natives to use "tho" in place of "though" but it's a pretty casual way of writing it that, to me at least, seems quite out of place with the rest of the comment

American English is not the only native English

Have you tried french?

Qu'est-ce que c'est ? C'est un ver sur un mur, qui murmure des vers à côté d'un ver vert.

Then there are 98 conjugations of every verb, and 98 different groups of verbs.

Oiseau.

What I think is interesting about the word flea market is that it's a calque in pretty much all languages.

The Swedish word is "loppis", which is a cutesy colloquial term for "loppmarknad." Loppa, meaning flea, and marknad meaning market.
Flohmarkt in German also means lit. "flea market."
Marche aux puces is French, where "puce" means flea, I think this might be the origin of the term.
Japanese has the casual term フリマ (fleama), short for フリーマーケット, which is just the English term "flea market", there's also the term 蚤の市, just meaning "market of fleas."

I believe Portuguese calls it a "thieves' market", but Spanish, Italian, Russian, Turkish, Dutch, and Mandarin all use their own native words for "flea market"; mercado de pulgas, mercato delle pulci, Блошиный рынок, Bit Pazarı, Vlooienmarkt, 跳蚤市场.

For all of the concepts and such that are identical across cultures, few things have universal names. Typically they enter the language as loanwords as well (e.g. karaoke, from Japanese '空オケ', hollow orchestra), so the term "flea market" stands out to me. I'm sure there are lots of other similar things I'm not aware of though.


Edit: It's worth mentioning that other than Swedish (native), English, and Japanese, I don't speak any of the other languages. I've asked a Russian-American friend about the Russian term, and a friend in Taiwan about the Mandarin term. Otherwise I've checked dictionaries and the like. Don't take my word as fact, I'm not a linguist. It was just a pattern I found interesting, because the term itself is so particular. Any and all corrections are more than welcome.

I'm also delighted by the discussion this has sparked! 💖

That reminds me of the word 'Frank,' which was used by the Byzantines to essentially mean 'all those non-Roman barbarians to the west of us' and which, after the Crusades, spread as a word across Asia meaning 'Europeans.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farang

Thank you for sharing! I had not heard of this before. I particularly enjoyed this bit

Farang khi nok (Thai: ฝรั่งขี้นก, lit. 'bird-droppings Farang'), also used in Lao, is slang commonly used as an insult to a person of white race, equivalent to white trash, as khi means feces and nok means bird, referring to the white color of bird-droppings

That's so colourful. I love it.

It also made me think of the fictional race in Star Trek, the Ferengi. At least according to Wikipedia that is precisely the origin of their name!

Frankly frankly reminds me of those folks from the north of Gaul

Japanese fleama though appears to be a loan word and not a calque like the rest.

Wouldn't it be both? Assuming 蚤の市 and フリーマーケット have the same meaning.

蚤の市

Yep! nomi no ichi. Nomi (蚤) means flea, and ichi (市) means market, no (の) is a possessive particle making it "flea's market" or "market of flea"

I assume that 蚤の市 is a loan word and フリーマーケット a calque. But I don't speak any Japanese.

No, it's the other way around. 蚤 means flea and 市 means market. フリーマーケット sounds like flea market.

This is true, I don't know which word came first. I'd wager a guess that 蚤の市 predates フリーマーケット, but it's really just a stab in the dark on the basis that English loanwords feel more modern, and it feels unlikely that a calque would be created after a loanword has been widely adopted.

Pretty much anything in katakana in Japan is loanwords.

Very interesting about flew markets though, Norway is the same as Sweden here.

thieves market

I've definitely been to a few flea markets where I thought all this stuff was stolen.

Aha! See, my first thought was that maybe it had something to do with pickpockets being present!

Add Finnish to the list, "kirpputori" = flea market.

Is tori ever used like plaza, like the Swedish word "torg?" The way I read tori in my head makes it sound almost homophonous with torg, hence why I ask.

A number of Slavic, Baltic, Norse, (and also Finnic languages like Finnish and Estonian) use some form of this word for market. It originated in Proto-slavic and passed through Old Norse into descendant languages.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D1%82%D1%8A%D1%80%D0%B3%D1%8A#Old_East_Slavic

The most interesting thing is that the root appears to have borrowed into Finnish twice, once probably from Slavic (as turku) and once from Old Norse (as tori).

"Hippopotamus" is another one. It derives from the Greek words hippos (horse) and potamos (river) and this concept of river horse is present in many different languages:

  • German: Flusspferd (lit. river horse)
  • Dutch: Rivierpaard (lit. river horse)
  • Finnish: Virtahepo (lit. stream horse)
  • Danish: Flodhest (lit. flood horse)
  • Chinese: 河马 (lit. river horse)
  • Arabic: فرس النهر (lit. river horse)
  • French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese use variations of hippopotamus.

Tiny variations exist as well:

  • Hungarian: Víziló (lit. water horse)
  • Afrikaans: Seekoei (lit. sea cow)

Actually, the Dutch translation is "Nijlpaard", not "rivierpaard".

But, it uses the Dutch name for the Nile river, "Nijl". So it's lit. "Nilehorse" - which is technically the same as "river horse", just more geographically specific.

Aye! Flodhäst in Swedish, and カバ (河馬, 河 river, 馬 horse) in Japanese.

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Unimportant extra: it's not a calque in British English, because we don't use it (to the best of my knowledge). Like a potluck, we have the concept but not a word for it, and we don't use the American phrases either

We have a car boot sale, but that's literal

There's probably regional exceptions

Vlooienmarkt in Dutch, also literally flea market.

Edit: Nvm, I'm blind, I see you already mentioned it.

It’s almost like most of those languages you mentioned, had their speakers go everywhere around the world, approximately 500 years ago, and they colonized most of the world, causing many places around the world to use similar idioms…

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English is not a language.

English is 6 drunk raccoons driving an M1 Abrams through a Wendy's drivethru.

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Your language is weird and fucked up in its own ways, but something like 1.5 billion people know English and most of them as a second language.

Und?

Und ich musste Google Translate verwenden, um Ihnen das auf Deutsch zu sagen, aber Sie müssen es wahrscheinlich nicht tun, um auf Englisch zu antworten.

If mean original comment should be english: no, text in german part of the meme.

I answer in german because that also part of the meme, comment section part of germany mean national language now german.

So what?

So that's why it's more confusing that English is weird but also very widely spoken?

Surely the only languages that are not weird are those specifically designed to be widely spoken?

And no-one wants to speak those!

Some languages are more weird than others. Like Spanish has a lot of rules that don't work 100% of the time, but with far fewer exceptions than English. I mean I just used 'fewer' correctly, but most people don't even get the difference between 'less' and 'fewer.' Not even a lot, if not most, native speakers.

It's up there among the easiest languages to learn from my understanding and a huge number of people around the world do speak it.

I actually think those kinds of mistakes are made more often by native speakers, because they learn it from other people as they're growing up (including all the mistakes), while non-native speakers learn it correctly (from books and teachers). Same goes for the then/than or they're/their/there, etc. When you learn it spoken first, and incorrectly, it's harder to correct those mistakes than to learn it correctly from the start.

In Dutch, for example, we have loads of people who will say "groter als" (bigger than), which is dead wrong - it should be "groter dan." This als/dan-mistake is something typical of natives, and I've never heard a non-native make this mistake. Same goes for zij/hun. Usually kids just learn incorrectly from their parents. My own parents make those mistakes as well and it took more than a year of my elementary school teacher correcting me every. single. time I made the mistakes, for me to correct them.

There are languages that are considered isolates, meaning they are spoken and written languages that share no connection to any other known language. Basque is an example for that, spoken in the Northern parts of Spain, but does not share any similarities to Spanish, Portuguese, English or French. Common theory is that it just developed in that region and was not influenced by outside factors at all which is linguistically weird since trading with other regions was common. There are also no known languages that descended from Basque, thus it's not a proto-language either.

Less vs fewer is definitely a mistake made more by native speakers, who may have known the words most of their lives without a defined meaning until later.

This grammar mistake is one of my pet peeves with online chat, and really seems to be getting worse in the last few years.

it's not a mistake because it's not a real rule

This isn't an example of how modern English is going to the dogs. Less has been used this way for well over a thousand years—nearly as long as there's been a written English language. But for more than 200 years almost every usage writer and English teacher has declared such use to be wrong. The received rule seems to have originated with the critic Robert Baker, who expressed it not as a law but as a matter of personal preference. Somewhere along the way—it's not clear how—his preference was generalized and elevated to an absolute, inviolable rule.

one less thing for you to worry about

Weird Al is not a fan either, if his song Word Crimes is any indication.

It's "less" or it's "fewer"

Like people who were

Never raised in a sewer

I hate these word crimes

Like I could care less

That means you do care

At least a little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

He's just racist, ignore him.

My man, it's a meme. For some reason you can easily summon a horde of Germans whenever there's a reference to the German language or Germany. I don't know what causes this internet phenomenon, maybe our lacking national pride, but it is what it is. And that he's writing in German is part of a different Reddit meme.

Basically every language is weird and fucked up in its own ways.

I'm a native Arabic speaker, and I have to tell you this: the number system is pretty confusing, everything is gendered, and there's like 100 different words just to describe lions. Also, Arabic poetry always rhymes.

English is a germanic language. Is loanword an actual calque, and not an "evolved" version of a root word?

No, it was imported from German. Frisian and Dutch have "lienwurd" and "leenwoord" too (also calqued from German)

English is a Germanic language, with a lot of it's vocabulary imported from a Romance language (French). Hilarity ensues.

Loanword came into the language around 1860 so it is a claque. If it had been in the vocabulary since old-english then it would just be an evolved version of the German root.

When you learn a new language, you acquire its vocabulary. The etymology of the vocabulary is often irrelevant and can sometimes be beneficial. For example, when I started learning Spanish, I discovered that most French words ending in -al and -tion (a language I already know) are the same in Spanish. This means that I have instantly acquired hundreds of new words in my target language.

English is actually quite easy. Yes, there is a lot of vocabulary, but almost no conjugations or declinations make it easy compared to some others. My native has 19 different cases with 2-3 variants each for tonal coherence, and 2 modes of full verb conjugation (with additional exceptions of course).

What i found very difficult in english is the fact that there's no rule on how to pronounce words; you have to learn how to pronounce each word individually. which means that you might know how a word is written and what it means while not being able to recognize it when listening to someone speaking in english.

But come on 12 different grammatical tenses.

They are mostly logical, it's actually permutations of 3 by 4 conditions.

Every language has these. Chinese prefers calques to loanwords, but even it has 浪漫 lang4man4 romantic

Urgh, I resent the english language so much. It's so inconsistent and weird and unintuitive, which my dumb-dumb rules-focused brain just does not gel with. We should all just use Esperanto or something instead.

You must resent every single natural human language then, since all of them show the exact same kinds of irregularities, for the most part.

And, if we all did decide to use Esperanto because it's regular (and therefore artificial), irregularities would inevitably be introduced within a single generation, because the nature of human language is to change, and that change will always result in irregularity.

You know what, YEAH, I DO

FUCK language, when's true 1-to-1 perfect transmission of information and meaning coming out? Get on it, linguists/wizards!

Go speak Lojban with people numbering "beyond what can be counted on the fingers of one hand".

Minor nitpick, you have causality inverted. Esperanto is artificial and therefore regular.

No, I have it the right way around. Artificial languages can be irregular, so your order doesn't follow.

No regular language can be natural, though, so if you come across a regular language, you can always correctly conclude that it's artificial through modus tollens:

"If a language is natural, then it is not regular. This language is regular, therefore it is not natural."

You're correct, but try to see it as permission to speak English your own way rather than getting frustrated attempting to speak "correct" English, a fiction which has never existed despite the efforts of generations of stuffy English teachers. There's been "English as spoken by the privileged class" but it's no more correct than any other version and breaks as many of its own rules as any other patois or dialect.

Also has millions of people ready to correct your pronunciation of a word that is written completely randomly compared to how it's spoken.

Gaelic is worse about this. I've joked before that the best way to figure out Gaelic pronunciation is to look at the word and figure out the least likely pronunciation that still technically fits the letters, then try to chew on your tongue while saying that.

That has a lot to do with it being a Germanic language that borrows a huge amount of words from a Romance language (specifically French). So sometimes the rules resemble German, sometimes the rules resemble French, and the rest of the time is all about how it branched in a different direction than German did.

That’s true for every language, and maybe even more so. English is dominating the world, so the chance of inglish words and idioms getting to other languages is higher than from other languages to English.

While that's likely true now, English has been "three languages in a trenchcoat" from the beginning and survived on theft ever since. Every word entry in the dictionary lists what other language it was taken from, or who invented it, usually as a joke. (For instance one of the possible sources of OK or Okay is a joke-misspelling of All Correct.)

Having English as second language, you don’t have to convince me that spoken language and spelling are only loosely related. While being dyslexic does not help either, something dies in me each time I am spelling “eye”, or “year” and struggle with the words like philosophy (fylosophy?).

Smh just learn Ancient Greek:

philosophy <=> φιλοσοφία <=> Phi Iota Lambda Omicron Sigma Omicron Phi Iota Alpha

So, phi should be a single letter, right? It is single letter in Greek and other languages.

Uh I had to quickly look at Wikipedia but apparently the reason it's transcribed with Ph is:

At the time these letters were borrowed, there was no Greek letter that represented /f/: the Greek letter phi 'Φ' then represented an aspirated voiceless bilabial plosive /ph/, although in Modern Greek it has come to represent /f/.)

And so out of the various vav variants in the Mediterranean world, the letter F entered the Roman alphabet attached to a sound which the Greeks did not have.

So Greeks pronounced Phi differently from F and somehow someone decided that it should be transcribed as Ph because it sounded different from the transcriber's sound of F. Maybe the Phi symbol just looked like a P.

I wonder if English's history has made it particularly good at adopting words?

Your saying those crafty englishmen colonised, raped & pillaged everything down to the very words from everyone they encountered?

This is one of those things where formally, sure, there's a difference, but I've never heard anyone use that first term. Everything's a loanword. And these kinds of things are in many, if not all, languages, from my attempts at learning other languages.

Well yes, but you could say that about basically every science, not just linguistics. I can think of at least three such cases in German and more specifically German law.

Lots of !badlinguistics in this thread (but some goodlinguistics too though!).

this reminds of that one conversation i had with a user trying to one up me on the semantic stupidity of the english language.

Like it's great that you're multi-lingual, please never try to argue something for the english language, even if you only speak english. It makes you look stupid.