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mommykink@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 480 points –
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If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?

At what time do you normally start drinking?

What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?

Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.

Small nitpick, but you shouldn't mix "usted" ("se ha desmayado") with informal "tú" ("te estamos deteniendo"). Also a cop isn't going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they're detaining at least.

When you're having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?

This one is obvious. I'd visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man's johnny while the lights were out.

Ok here's the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?

If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?

Just make it quick, I wouldn't make a good battery

You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.

That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol

What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

"Excuse me, Miss, but I think you've stolen something: My heart ❤️"

Do you have any advice for my son? He's grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.

My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will

You told me about your two ex's: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.

If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?

I just realized I’m gay, how do you respond to that?

I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)

sorry for this lmao

if you were to beat up your grampa, you'd beat'em till their face showed what colour?

::: spoiler spoiler What's the most insulting thing anybody's every said to you? :::

What is a lesson your parents taught you, that you'd like to pass down to your children?

The vietnam war was a horrible war with between 1 and 3 million casualties. What do you remember about the vietnam war?

The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger

You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!

What skills do you have that would keep a marriage stable for decades?

I love pornography and getting high and gooning for 10+ hours a day

What's gooning?

What stereotypes do you hate about America?

We don't all drink piss light beer and shoot guns. Many Americans can live long, happy lives without ever shooting a gun.

I think someone forgot to go back and edit their question

What do you think of everyone here who has external genitalia?

Pretend you’re President and given dictatorial powers, who would you eliminate first on day one to make the world a better place?

This is a difficult one. In a post-Marxist sense where social striation is almost infinite, I'd guess it would be whichever group crossed the most "-ists" in the Venn Diagram, if that makes sense.

Are you going to come back and answer some of these questions?

What's your favorite dinosaur? How many could you fight off at once?

Can you name any US Supreme Court Justices?

What is the most you would pay for a used 2003 Ford Focus, and what would make you willing to pay extra?

What do you think is the worst way for a pet to die?