Describe your gender using only US states

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 833 points – 5 months ago

U.S. Virgin Islands 😭

Better than being Idaho imo

For some people, something to avoid. For others, an asperation.

Idawho again?

Youdaho

Not Virginia?

WY?

WA?

Ah, Waluigi. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

OH!

LAME ASS DORKY

LA ME AS SD OR KY

That AS is cutting it close. It's a real post code though it seems

huh. someone should ask chatgpt if it can summarize usa history using only state postcodes

Just put all the letters into an anagram solver.

I identify as Puerto Rico but society has yet to recognize that as a legitimate state

Not D.C.? You must have a fairly conservative gender identity

That said, I am in a pickle trying to figure out what a conservative non recognized identity would be like. Thanks for the mental exercise.

They only have one joke, every single one of them would input "attack helicopter"

PA IN

There's a town in PA named Indiana

There's also a town in PA called intercourse

I think Indiana would reflect pain more and closer to my asexuality

It's not too far from California...Pennsylvania.

Confusion - which is generally the state of the US.

It does hurt itself in its confusion often.

My home state is Texas, my mental state is deteriorating.

Ida-hoe

Lookin' California, and feelin' Minnesota.

As a Minnesotan I'm not sure if this is an insult or not, and sorry a'boot that.

It's a Soundgarden lyric, but... yes.

Sounded like it could've been red hot chili peppers,

Their contracts required them to mention California at least 3 times per song

Lookin' West Virginia, and feelin' Mississippi

This tracks. I have done more looking in California, but more actual feeling in Minnesota.

ah the art of copy paste coding

htittyps:wow.embarassingpornsite.com/weirdfuckinfetish

WAIT FUCK IT PASTED THE WRONG THING

Brings back memories of the time when ICQ would display as your status whatever media player was playing. Let me tell you future programmers, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

This is the reason I have never bought a hentai game on Steam

Conversely, this is the reason I only buy hentai games on steam

It's been 20 years and I still turn off all social media before, uh. Studying.

hunter2

Then delete it.

Too late! Everyone has seen it!

Joke was too on the nose for you eh?

Guess so. It was a 50/50 chance, and I chose the wrong 50.

Fair enough, I was hoping the fucked URL would be enough of a tip off, but the internet does make subtle jokes hard for multiple reasons

Not only jokes.

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Sigh... zip

htittyps ☠

This is how Buzzfeed aggregated data for their "What US State or Principality best describes your gender" quiz

Alabama

Reuse forms much? Better check the validation!

Is it even legal to try and validate a gender?

Apparently there's only 50 valid values.

And one of those genders is trying to secede.

Do you have to pick a new gender if yours secedes or does your gender just stop being a gender and start being something else

In a just world, TX would become slang for transitioning. Really confuse those fucks that run the state.

I present to you, Texas' new flag with the Trans flag colors. Gone is the hideous red and replaced with the nice soft pink. The blue was so last year, it's now been replaced with the nice calming light blue.

I love this

Maine

1 more...

Oaxaca

Hot

I'd perfer not to answer at that point

We'll put you down as "undecided".

HELLO

Florida Man

NY, a science guy.

Abeviate Oregon for a sql injection!

Bobby tables, is that you?

I go by my middle name, DROP

The B in Lgbt stands for "GROUP BY sexual;"

Epstein: Let's Go Buy Teens!

My name is Ted Cruz, and my pronoun is kiss my ass. Or kiss Trump's ass. Or just be an ass, depending on the day.

Oh I'm definitely a Washington, I'm not unique enough to break away from that

I identify as being somewhere between Virginia and North Carolina, but ultimately I think I'm closer to the New York side of the spectrum than the Florida.

Despair