Tell Borts I said "Hi"

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 725 points –
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I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten

omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".

I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you'd definitely sell them for some eth.

“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”

Are we censoring "AI" now to avoid social media filters?

Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords

I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?

My guess is that there was some guidance in the prompt for the names since a lot of them are similar.

Legible text has long been solved. Plenty of diffusion models out there that can generate perfectly normal looking legible text. The words might be complete gibberish, but at least they're legible gibberish.

Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.

You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone's birthday cake.

I'm not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn

They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different....but come on.

Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they're both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!

aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho

I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..

Remember Asheliigynne

I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.

You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.

Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.

Tag yourself, I'm Foob

I'm Jorch. You seen Hogby around? We kind of fell out of touch after that thing with Hunby.

Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.

Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.

What kind of AI would name their kids like that.

one which is built to generate images, not text

Come on jorch, you're just upset someone else gets to use your name.

This is giving me big Mrs. Munger's Class vibes, I love it. And I love that this reminded me of some nonsense I watched when I was a kid. Fucking Mahoot always got me.

It looks like a home school yearbook and uncle grandpa brother Jimbus hasn't included spreading the gene pool in the science curriculum.

That guy is smiling suspiciously much for someone who is currently spending time in the vicinity of a large quantity of third graders whose mother named him Bootus

no to rain on the parade but this is definitely human made content pretending like it's some weird AI shit. the names are way too obvious. Only a person trying to make a funny meme would put "broop, fooby, foob, shimp" in there.

Literally first try and not even using a seed of a yearbook snippet. If I used a seed it would be even better. Used Dalle3 with prompt "school yearbook with names".

Well I’ll be damned. Still these are really far from the actual names in the op post. I think it’s embellished

They both seem to like the name Aiden for some reason

Have you seen a recent class roster at any school in the US? Aiden, Brayden, Hayden, Drayden, Faden. It's a hellscape.

What could have happened is they also provided a list of names to the AI. The AI distorts those. I tried that in subsequent tests.

We've gone full circle where human art is trying to be passed off as AI art

Broop seems pretty chill

Idk why but Broop, Foob, Hammin, and Jort look like they're part of a team in robotics club.

I was so confused. I thought you meant Fooby at first, but yeah Foob definitely makes sense for the robotics club.

Fooby looks like he aspires to be VP of sales at some company that has a B2B product.