I've been working on installing arch this week as my first Linux experience and i just came out as trans last year, is this is thing? Did i accidently become a stereotype?
Beware the pipeline... I didn't even use arch, just an obscure debian based distro on an ex-chromebook, and all of a sudden I'm a transfemme enby (didn't quite go all the way to girl, you need arch for that).
Kek
Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.
Did not read the EULA.
to double jump
Bestest answer
to annoy jk rowling
This is always a valid reason. Annoying jk rowling is always morally correct
I was going to say "to annoy my parents" but this is the better answer
My body is like 60% JKR tears at this point.
wanted to really shrink my dating pool
Oof that hit hard...
Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.
I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much
im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed
if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman
im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed
Best one so far.
Same, the idea of having breasts sounds interesting. Also it could be enlightening to see how much misogyny there is first hand.
I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time
So whatβs your favourite plane?
Mine is L-1011
I like the Material Plane cause that's where all my stuff is!
The benefits it offers me in society
This made me laugh aloud lmao
Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.
A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.
I appreciate this reference, and I hope it doesn't get lost.
The idea of a trans Magnai is now living rent free in my head. Imagine - an adorable dragon girl but with the build of a femroe.
Tragically you still have your bloodthirsty blue Dotharl sis to remind you of it forever
Ayyyy just passed that point with my s/o.
Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents
I majored in comp sci >:3
Studied CS, didn't realize I was trans until after graduating.
This checks out...
I didn't understand my gender assignment
Haha I love that.
I had to cheat and copied someone else's work.
OOPS
nothing on the internet is original, I stole this one as well c:
I'm not
(Phase 1: denial)
It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...
Fantastic game! Died so so so many times.
To finally be able to compete in professional sports.
I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.
To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and
become the first woman to get president (I'm not even an US citizen or a woman).
Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.
I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F
It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.
Huh. My cult leader told me Satanism was mandatory when I converted to transgenderism.
I best celeste
Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it
I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate
Too much soy
They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.
Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust
I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.
Hygenic toilets
To win at minecraft
I can't be cis, I like Gex!
Say gex
I accidentally misspelled my hormones
I'm the middle kid and I needed attention.
F1NN5TER.
I want to smuggle bricks in my new poonani
Because your prison pocket wasn't enough storage?
Cuz my mommy was too gentle with me and I didn't have a REAL MAN to teach me toughness and manliness. Things like punching weaklings and shooting tiny furry creatures. So I turned into a GIRL instead.
(She wasn't really lol, but the second part is true)
My parents picked out the wrong gender, and was passed the return date by the time I realized.
I saw a rainbow once
I watch anime
but, there is no wrong answer?
To mansplain without judgement.
Special treatment at work /s
To blow up everything in my life
i lost the remote and cant change back to the default channel
Because I was an aborted baby that took a hard left turn
It's all the chemicals in the water
So my wife would have a reason to hate me.
I have a deep hatred of adequate pockets.
By choice
Because I watched a drag show
Bugs Bunny
I'm trans because i appreciate all parts of speech, not only pronouns
The Commisar determined I no longer needed my gender.
Because my male gene donor is such a fuckup he couldn't even nut in my mom properly.
The memes made me do it.
They needed SOMEONE to like Footloose. Couldn't swing even me into liking the Emoji Movie, though.
I installed Arch
I've been working on installing arch this week as my first Linux experience and i just came out as trans last year, is this is thing? Did i accidently become a stereotype?
Beware the pipeline... I didn't even use arch, just an obscure debian based distro on an ex-chromebook, and all of a sudden I'm a transfemme enby (didn't quite go all the way to girl, you need arch for that).
Kek
Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.
Did not read the EULA.
to double jump
Bestest answer
to annoy jk rowling
This is always a valid reason. Annoying jk rowling is always morally correct
I was going to say "to annoy my parents" but this is the better answer
My body is like 60% JKR tears at this point.
wanted to really shrink my dating pool
Oof that hit hard...
Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.
I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much
im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed
if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman
Best one so far.
Same, the idea of having breasts sounds interesting. Also it could be enlightening to see how much misogyny there is first hand.
I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time
So whatβs your favourite plane?
Mine is L-1011
I like the Material Plane cause that's where all my stuff is!
The benefits it offers me in society
This made me laugh aloud lmao
Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.
A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.
I appreciate this reference, and I hope it doesn't get lost.
The idea of a trans Magnai is now living rent free in my head. Imagine - an adorable dragon girl but with the build of a femroe.
Tragically you still have your bloodthirsty blue Dotharl sis to remind you of it forever
Ayyyy just passed that point with my s/o.
Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents
I majored in comp sci >:3
Studied CS, didn't realize I was trans until after graduating.
This checks out...
I didn't understand my gender assignment
Haha I love that.
I had to cheat and copied someone else's work. OOPS
nothing on the internet is original, I stole this one as well c:
I'm not
(Phase 1: denial)
It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...
Fantastic game! Died so so so many times.
To finally be able to compete in professional sports.
I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.
To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and
become the first woman to get president (I'm not even an US citizen or a woman).
That one episode of The Fairly Oddparents π
The Scooby-Doo live action movie π
This boy would be queen indeed!
Because my caboose is so cuteβ¦
Oh⦠not trains?
Shockingly little overlap, all things considered.
Needed a new way to blow up my marriage
When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.
Possibly the best mistake I ever made.
Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup
Fucking lmao
They included the wrong parts in the Build A Baby blue light special at K Mart.
Reminded me of this scene
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Reminded me of this scene
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.
I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F
It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.
Huh. My cult leader told me Satanism was mandatory when I converted to transgenderism.
I best celeste
Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it
I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate
Too much soy
They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.
Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust
I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.
Hygenic toilets
To win at minecraft
I can't be cis, I like Gex!
Say gex
I accidentally misspelled my hormones
I'm the middle kid and I needed attention.
F1NN5TER.
I want to smuggle bricks in my new poonani
Because your prison pocket wasn't enough storage?
Cuz my mommy was too gentle with me and I didn't have a REAL MAN to teach me toughness and manliness. Things like punching weaklings and shooting tiny furry creatures. So I turned into a GIRL instead.
(She wasn't really lol, but the second part is true)
My parents picked out the wrong gender, and was passed the return date by the time I realized.
I saw a rainbow once
I watch anime
but, there is no wrong answer?
To mansplain without judgement.
Special treatment at work /s
To blow up everything in my life
i lost the remote and cant change back to the default channel
Because I was an aborted baby that took a hard left turn
It's all the chemicals in the water
So my wife would have a reason to hate me.
I have a deep hatred of adequate pockets.
By choice
Because I watched a drag show
Bugs Bunny
I'm trans because i appreciate all parts of speech, not only pronouns
The Commisar determined I no longer needed my gender.
Because my male gene donor is such a fuckup he couldn't even nut in my mom properly.
The memes made me do it.
They needed SOMEONE to like Footloose. Couldn't swing even me into liking the Emoji Movie, though.
Benefits that comes with it
Watched one too many episodes of Not Just Bikes
exposure to 196 at a young age
I just think they're neat!
Boating accident.
Relevant HappyRoadkill 2koma.
I had an unfortunate smelting accident.
Da fluoride in the water turned me trans (and the frogs gay)
I thought it would be fun, it's just me acting out and/or pretending.