Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
Ooh, I like that last one
Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It's the little things like that that I miss
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We're giving out extra arms, but spine repair is off the table.
I got greedy! 😅
Try a lid?
I appreciate your suggestion, and because you did nothing wrong, I've deleted each snarky reply that came out by reflex.
If you have a brand that doesn't leak, slosh, make my coffee taste like ass, or cost a shit ton of money, I'd take that suggestion far more seriously than
I can try a different kind of thermos again, why not.
Thank you, kind internet stranger.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
ETA: That came out snarkier than I had intended. This is a problem that can be solved by buying new shit and risking it not working too. I'm just an idiot and an asshole. Sorry.
I have that one. It works decently. No handle but it's not hard to grip on the outside. You can put it in a bag without spilling coffee.
If it closes well enough that it can go in a bag or pocket, the handle doesn't matter as much. Thanks - since I don't go to many stores and I block as many ads as possible, I may have never known it existed.
ETA: I appreciate the suggestion and link. Something for me to look into, since I kinda do deserve nice things.
It probably falls into the "costs a shit ton" but some people recommend the fellow carter mug. I've never tried it myself, but apparently ceramic-coated insides are best for not affecting the taste of coffee. I think I also saw some kind of ceramic-coated travel mug at Starbucks too? Can't speak for how spill-proof either of those things are though
Yeah, I have one from Starbucks - it was a gift, and I don't know if they are all like this one - but the lid has a tendency to slosh and seep. At least it doesn't affect the flavor, tho! If I would just take half a cup, it would probably work - but then I have to go back more often.
I have a tendency to overlook the "shishi" brands (that cost more so you can have their logo? But what the hell, I don't even want a logo!) (Lol - conspicuous consumption kinda irks me) and don't have a ton to spend on expensive mugs one after another… but I guess I deserve nice things that let me live "normally," so maybe I should spend a shit ton on a single mug finally.
Anyway, thank you! Ceramic insides seem to be on my list of must-haves.
Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now
Wait for someone to drop in and say "hello there" before terminating them.
Doc OC?
General Grievous
Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We'd both be so happy.
By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
First Gary in sales, then it's time to take on Putin.
Don't forget Trump, I'd be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
Hmm...soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?
Soft to start, but I reckon he'll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick
I'd shake my own hand.
What's stopping you from doing that right now?
A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.
Finally, I don't need to drop my drawing tablet pen to use the mouse
Perhaps learn to use a mouse or draw with the other hand. It's rewarding.
With my current two-arm setup I constantly need one hand on the keyboard for shortcuts, and the other one on the mouse or pen tablet. 3D graphics software is punishing like that.
With four hands though, not only I shouldn't waste time putting the pen down to pick the mouse, I'd even get the luxury of holding a cup of coffee in my fourth hand while I work!
That's what double neck guitars were invented for
We can do better than that. What about dual wielding guitars?
Guitar and bass combo
And the feelin' comin' from my bones
Says, "Find a home" 🎶
now i can super masturbate
Seriously. Four hands is enough to hold your cock, balls, phone and a tissue!
Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!
And the fourth arm?
Cheetos.
Balancing
With that username I totally believe you wish for nothing more.
jerk off 4 dicks at once obviously
Whatever it is, I’ll definitely still procrastinate and maybe not even do it
Four at once. Four tacos at one time. Four tacos running a train on my face hole until my face is covered in sauce that drips down my chin from my greedy taco loving lips.
I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.
Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.
Now I've written all that I've realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I'll put it on the to do for Monday lmao
Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.
Get a mouse with extra buttons and map one to enter
It takes a bit of re-learning, but with the right window manager, you can get really fast without ever touching a mouse except when you switch to mouse-centric tasks like design programs or some games.
I could be so much more efficient on a computer. One hand for the mouse, two hands in the standard typing position, and one hand on an external numpad. It would eliminate the need to ever move my hands. I want 4 hands now :(.
Become the chief henchman at an illegal martial arts tournament Island.
I shudder at how even more awkward hugs would be. There is four permutations (with regards to arm-positioning) for hugs between two two-armed individuals. It's way to early to calculate how many two sets of four arms will give. I'm quite sure I would still get it wrong 95% of the times (With a 5% confidence interval).
The two-arms go between the arms. You go wide top and bottom to funnel their inferior number of arms to where you want them. You have the superior arm number. Why would you allow the inferior two arms to dictate anything?
I'm going to have to start power-lifting if I want to be Vishnu for Halloween.
Hmmmm...better idea, get a mask, go as Ganesha.
What if you took that show on the road to India? I feel like the possibilities could be endless...
Drums and piano gonna get far more challenging with new limbs.
Suddenly that double neck guitar send more reasonable to buy too :D
Or far more awesome.
First thing, I'm gonna do that Goro thing where he holds a guy up with two arms and pummels them with the other two
Still try to carry too much in the house when I get home from grocery shopping
Nobodies happier than the guy with four knives.
Five women at the same time.
As opposed to your normal three, I suppose.
Every guys dream is to be able to disappoint 5 women at once.
Reeeaaalllly stretch out and relax.
Cooking in half the food prep time.
Climbing
Doing laundry while reading/surfing
Sex/Masturbation
Snowball fight
Cartwheeling
Running on all sixs while telling the flabbergasted to be playing ant
Advanced name dancing
Clapping very loudly
Digging with two shovels
Mastering rock paper scissors
Swimming
I feel like I would cut myself even more often if I were trying to use four arms for cooking
Typing on PC with 2 of them, one checking the phone and the other grabing a snack/drink 😎
I feel like the bottleneck here is concentration more than number of arms, I doubt I could multitask like that
Drinking while typing shouldn't be too hard. But paying attention to the phone and the monitor would be hard.
I think with training you might get used to it. Also depending on the task being done maybe you can have more focus on the computer or just use the phone once in a while without needing to remove the hands from the keyboard 🤔
I could use the keyboard and the mouse while scratching my head all at once.
Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip
Two chicks at once, man.
Why not four?
Fuckin' A, man.
I think you mean
"Two chicks at the same time, man."
Get half as terrible at juggling.
Solder without alligator clips
Well I would only assume that I would be a much better rock climber.
Use the second set of arms to restrain the first set from sexually harassing me
Sounds like a roundabout double dutch rudder.
I can finally constantly hold an umbrella
Will the first thing would be to Google how to date 2 women at once.
Now I truly never need to make a second trip back to the car for groceries again.
I can quit my job and become a mega cashier at a grocery store. I'd be unstoppable.
oh boy you can now work 2 jobs for the price of one!
Learn to play the Antagonistic Undecagonstring from The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M Banks.
oh man I would have to start practicing sleight of hand again I'd be the coolest magician
Cosplay Ryōmen Sukuna.
Guessing someone else saw Taskmaster Champion of Champions.
I’d train them to flail nunchucks around me at all times. How else do you deal with aggressively slow walkers?
Same thing I did yesterday. Practice piano.
i would compete in a race.
I pet two kitties at the same time!
Become the best tickle fetish performer
Once I've finished exploring my body in unmentionable ways, I'm taking a shower and then finding up to 4 dogs and or cats to pet simultaneously
I've always wanted to learn to juggle, but I keep procrastinating and putting it off. But if I suddenly had 4 arms I'd definitely need to actually do it.
Finally roll up my roller blinds when it's windy, without having to get annoyed at my wife for not helping exactly the way I want her to help
Biblically accurate snow angels.
I can finally take on General Kenobi.
Beware, I heard he's a bold one!
He still has the high ground tho
I can now finally solder things easier.
Drink my coffee while gaming.
Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.
Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
Ooh, I like that last one
Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It's the little things like that that I miss
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We're giving out extra arms, but spine repair is off the table.
I got greedy! 😅
Try a lid?
I appreciate your suggestion, and because you did nothing wrong, I've deleted each snarky reply that came out by reflex.
If you have a brand that doesn't leak, slosh, make my coffee taste like ass, or cost a shit ton of money, I'd take that suggestion far more seriously than
Because, duh.
Just use a thermos.
https://fellowproducts.com/products/carter-wide-mug
I can try a different kind of thermos again, why not.
Thank you, kind internet stranger.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
ETA: That came out snarkier than I had intended. This is a problem that can be solved by buying new shit and risking it not working too. I'm just an idiot and an asshole. Sorry.
I have that one. It works decently. No handle but it's not hard to grip on the outside. You can put it in a bag without spilling coffee.
If it closes well enough that it can go in a bag or pocket, the handle doesn't matter as much. Thanks - since I don't go to many stores and I block as many ads as possible, I may have never known it existed.
ETA: I appreciate the suggestion and link. Something for me to look into, since I kinda do deserve nice things.
It probably falls into the "costs a shit ton" but some people recommend the fellow carter mug. I've never tried it myself, but apparently ceramic-coated insides are best for not affecting the taste of coffee. I think I also saw some kind of ceramic-coated travel mug at Starbucks too? Can't speak for how spill-proof either of those things are though
Yeah, I have one from Starbucks - it was a gift, and I don't know if they are all like this one - but the lid has a tendency to slosh and seep. At least it doesn't affect the flavor, tho! If I would just take half a cup, it would probably work - but then I have to go back more often.
I have a tendency to overlook the "shishi" brands (that cost more so you can have their logo? But what the hell, I don't even want a logo!) (Lol - conspicuous consumption kinda irks me) and don't have a ton to spend on expensive mugs one after another… but I guess I deserve nice things that let me live "normally," so maybe I should spend a shit ton on a single mug finally.
Anyway, thank you! Ceramic insides seem to be on my list of must-haves.
Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now
Twice the shoulders, double the sharp pain
Ah, general kenoby
Feel strangely aroused, not sure why.
Inexplicable.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Inexplicable.
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Wait for someone to drop in and say "hello there" before terminating them.
Doc OC?
General Grievous
Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We'd both be so happy.
By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
First Gary in sales, then it's time to take on Putin.
Don't forget Trump, I'd be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
Hmm...soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?
Soft to start, but I reckon he'll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick
I'd shake my own hand.
What's stopping you from doing that right now?
A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.
Finally, I don't need to drop my drawing tablet pen to use the mouse
Perhaps learn to use a mouse or draw with the other hand. It's rewarding.
With my current two-arm setup I constantly need one hand on the keyboard for shortcuts, and the other one on the mouse or pen tablet. 3D graphics software is punishing like that.
With four hands though, not only I shouldn't waste time putting the pen down to pick the mouse, I'd even get the luxury of holding a cup of coffee in my fourth hand while I work!
That's what double neck guitars were invented for
We can do better than that. What about dual wielding guitars?
Guitar and bass combo
And the feelin' comin' from my bones
Says, "Find a home" 🎶
now i can super masturbate
Seriously. Four hands is enough to hold your cock, balls, phone and a tissue!
Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!
And the fourth arm?
Cheetos.
Balancing
With that username I totally believe you wish for nothing more.
jerk off 4 dicks at once obviously
Whatever it is, I’ll definitely still procrastinate and maybe not even do it
I shall compete in Mortal Kombat.
My drumming would get wild
https://mastodon.social/@omegahaxors/111330441180318830
Then I will hold an N64 controller.
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Four at once. Four tacos at one time. Four tacos running a train on my face hole until my face is covered in sauce that drips down my chin from my greedy taco loving lips.
I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.
Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.
Now I've written all that I've realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I'll put it on the to do for Monday lmao
Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.
Get a mouse with extra buttons and map one to enter
It takes a bit of re-learning, but with the right window manager, you can get really fast without ever touching a mouse except when you switch to mouse-centric tasks like design programs or some games.
Nah, mouse isn't used for switching windows.
Big stuffedworking "Enter" key
You can place it under a foot
I could be so much more efficient on a computer. One hand for the mouse, two hands in the standard typing position, and one hand on an external numpad. It would eliminate the need to ever move my hands. I want 4 hands now :(.
Become the chief henchman at an illegal martial arts tournament Island.
I shudder at how even more awkward hugs would be. There is four permutations (with regards to arm-positioning) for hugs between two two-armed individuals. It's way to early to calculate how many two sets of four arms will give. I'm quite sure I would still get it wrong 95% of the times (With a 5% confidence interval).
The two-arms go between the arms. You go wide top and bottom to funnel their inferior number of arms to where you want them. You have the superior arm number. Why would you allow the inferior two arms to dictate anything?
I'm going to have to start power-lifting if I want to be Vishnu for Halloween.
Hmmmm...better idea, get a mask, go as Ganesha.
What if you took that show on the road to India? I feel like the possibilities could be endless...
Drums and piano gonna get far more challenging with new limbs.
Suddenly that double neck guitar send more reasonable to buy too :D
Or far more awesome.
First thing, I'm gonna do that Goro thing where he holds a guy up with two arms and pummels them with the other two
Finally hack with 4 hands on 1 keyboard without needing a second hacker.
Maybe I can finally do 1 full pull-up.
Still try to carry too much in the house when I get home from grocery shopping
Nobodies happier than the guy with four knives.
Five women at the same time.
As opposed to your normal three, I suppose.
Every guys dream is to be able to disappoint 5 women at once.
Reeeaaalllly stretch out and relax.
I feel like I would cut myself even more often if I were trying to use four arms for cooking
Typing on PC with 2 of them, one checking the phone and the other grabing a snack/drink 😎
I feel like the bottleneck here is concentration more than number of arms, I doubt I could multitask like that
Drinking while typing shouldn't be too hard. But paying attention to the phone and the monitor would be hard.
I think with training you might get used to it. Also depending on the task being done maybe you can have more focus on the computer or just use the phone once in a while without needing to remove the hands from the keyboard 🤔
I could use the keyboard and the mouse while scratching my head all at once.
Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip
Two chicks at once, man.
Why not four?
Fuckin' A, man.
I think you mean
"Two chicks at the same time, man."
Get half as terrible at juggling.
Solder without alligator clips
Well I would only assume that I would be a much better rock climber.
Use the second set of arms to restrain the first set from sexually harassing me
Sounds like a roundabout double dutch rudder.
I can finally constantly hold an umbrella
Will the first thing would be to Google how to date 2 women at once.
Now I truly never need to make a second trip back to the car for groceries again.
I can quit my job and become a mega cashier at a grocery store. I'd be unstoppable.
oh boy you can now work 2 jobs for the price of one!
Learn to play the Antagonistic Undecagonstring from The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M Banks.
oh man I would have to start practicing sleight of hand again I'd be the coolest magician
Cosplay Ryōmen Sukuna.
Guessing someone else saw Taskmaster Champion of Champions.
I’d train them to flail nunchucks around me at all times. How else do you deal with aggressively slow walkers?
Same thing I did yesterday. Practice piano.
i would compete in a race.
I pet two kitties at the same time!
Become the best tickle fetish performer
Once I've finished exploring my body in unmentionable ways, I'm taking a shower and then finding up to 4 dogs and or cats to pet simultaneously
I've always wanted to learn to juggle, but I keep procrastinating and putting it off. But if I suddenly had 4 arms I'd definitely need to actually do it.
Finally roll up my roller blinds when it's windy, without having to get annoyed at my wife for not helping exactly the way I want her to help