How to keep a man

no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 213 points –
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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

Boiled?

Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.

Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.

Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.

I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!

How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨

Ohh it's corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow

Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.

I'm pretty sure it's already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.

*30 minutes to two hours

No way is my body not rejecting that immediately.

I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.

4 more...

It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.

yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

Behind the Walmart dumpster*

Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster

By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate

Same vibe

That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper

And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho... Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

At least here the chicken isn't RAW

That's not raw,.it's fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

It doesn't even look boiled. I've seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

There's something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can't put my finger on it.

Worse, it's steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I've only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia

What is that?

Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.

Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.

It what world is canned corn looking like that? That looks like yellow vomit

Looks pretty normal for canned creamed corn to me. Its not a thing I would describe as pretty to begin with, and this is pretty much the lowest tier of it.

Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body

That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.

Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.

I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.

And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)

Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...