Run?
WTF you on about?
Dead men can't run and no one is surviving that dish.
Oh he'll have the runs alright!
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Boiled?
Omfg that's it.
Steamed?
death penalty
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.
Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
I've been hoping that's gravy. Hope... hope... hope...
The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
That's not raw,.it's fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
It doesn't even look boiled. I've seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.
There's something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can't put my finger on it.
Worse, it's steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.
Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I've only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.
Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart
Behind the Walmart dumpster*
Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster
By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
Great Value dinner
Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
Steamed or boiled... probably...
This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia
This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge ...
What is that?
Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.
Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.
It what world is canned corn looking like that? That looks like yellow vomit
Looks pretty normal for canned creamed corn to me. Its not a thing I would describe as pretty to begin with, and this is pretty much the lowest tier of it.
On the toilet.
That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.
Well. You tried. ⭐
Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body
Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...
Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)
Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
It's what men crave
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can't run and no one is surviving that dish.
Oh he'll have the runs alright!
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Boiled?
Omfg that's it.
Steamed?
death penalty
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.
Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
I've been hoping that's gravy. Hope... hope... hope...
The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
Like this right here
why does it look like vomit with someone's ball sack?
Why is the chicken looking raw
Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient
How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
Ohh it's corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
c/shittyfoodporn
!shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
The Hague would like to know their location.
This man's shits are as runny as his cream corn
That looks so disgusting. I can't even.
Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.
8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
I'm pretty sure it's already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.
*30 minutes to two hours
No way is my body not rejecting that immediately.
How to keep a man ...... away
Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
That killer's cereal:
*for the rest of his life
Measured in minutes
Uncanny valley food.
I don't see any food in this picture.
That chicken is just so… testicular
I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
How to keep a man on his toes
Keep him on the toilet
Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
https://theinfosphere.org/Bachelor_Chow
Corn looks like a sludge still thawing out.
I couldn't even tell that was corn.
Looks like yesterday's corn
Reminds me of a joke about a hooker...
Go on…
🤮
It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.
Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
Same vibe
At least it has some color lol
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper
And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho... Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
I think it's more about the second picture
At least that looks edible.
This looks 10x better than the OP
Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
What's that stuff in the "after" pic...?
The chef's special sauce
At least here the chicken isn't RAW
That's not raw,.it's fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
It doesn't even look boiled. I've seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.
There's something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can't put my finger on it.
Worse, it's steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.
Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I've only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.
Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart
Behind the Walmart dumpster*
Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster
By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
Great Value dinner
Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
Steamed or boiled... probably...
This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia
This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge ...
What is that?
Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.
Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.
It what world is canned corn looking like that? That looks like yellow vomit
Looks pretty normal for canned creamed corn to me. Its not a thing I would describe as pretty to begin with, and this is pretty much the lowest tier of it.
On the toilet.
That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.
Well. You tried. ⭐
Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body
Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...
Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)
Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
Salmonella ?