'Scorched earth': Laura Loomer unleashes anti-GOP tirade after reportedly getting booted from Trump's entourage
Far-right commentator Laura Loomer is going on an anti-Republican tirade after reportedly being banned from traveling with former President Donald Trump.
The conspiracy theorist, who traveled with Trump to his recent presidential debate before appearing at a 9/11 event, stirred anger among Republicans who feel her presence is a detriment to the campaign.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he "didn't control Laura," dubbing her a "free spirit."
But with Loomer seemingly unable to keep her outrageous and offensive remarks to herself---and with Trump reportedly receiving numerous phone calls from concerned advisors and donors---the far-right provocateur, according to the Washington Post, was ultimately barred from regularly traveling with Trump.
Not only that, Trump is said to have privately described Loomer as "crazy" to those close to him.
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Donāt be fooled. If Trump gets elected, sheās getting a cabinet position and all GOP lackeys will fall in line. We have seen this movie in 2017. Mark my words.
She is Steven Miller with blowjobs. Her position is safe.
Bold of you to assume Steven Miller didnāt put out
His head is nice and shiny, so Trump can see his reflection when he looks down.
A narcissist's dream
Madam, why does your hat have a mirror on top?
Like Gollum going down on Gothmog.
Well thatās enough Lemmy for today
WELP that's enough internet for today.
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys
That's be like sticking a burnt sausage into a food disposal and would probably sound similar, too.
Vance said similar shit.
Amen, my thoughts exactly.
At least Stormy got paid.
She can't believe this is her reward for slurping.
She got to eat some dog food, which is...um...nice?
Could be worse, couldve eaten a 1970s M-Ration. Or the egg MRE.
I was getting my PSTD eval at the VA, and they asked me to not focus on everything, just some of the worst things. āWe could take a break if neededā
With a perfectly straight face I said āthe breakfast egg MREā, and the sergeant major on the board just lost his shit.
I've never been in the military, but military humor is the shit.
Kinda reminds me of how Zack Hazard says he doesnt have PTSD from being mortared in Iraq but instead has PTSD from Fort Polk. I aint military but I know history and I swear to fuck that god forsaken base pops up way too often in journals and incident reports.
Unexpected Steve1989MREInfo
I don't smoke cigarettes. But when I do, they're at least 47 years old.
Just keep talking.
and tell us what you really think of Melania, JD Vance, and DeSantis!
Melania is heartbroken over this.
If Loomer had managed to get a ring Melania's pre-nup would have kicked in and she's be rolling in it.
Iām pretty sure this is code for āshe gave me a handieā
One source--a very questionable source--is claiming an affair and/or oral sex. I think that any candidate under that much scrutiny would be an idiot if they had a sexual affair while on the campaign trail, but this is Trump we're talking about. He's not exactly known for having good impulse control.
We already know the candidate is an idiot, so by the transitive property, he hit it and quit it as soon as the heat turned on.
this dude is a confirmed rapist, this shit doesnt matter.
It probably gets him more votes.
Not to downplay your point at all, but didn't John Edwards do exactly that with a staffer when his wife was dying?
I would also call Edwards an idiot here.
No idea, TBH, but I know that Newt Gingritch divorced his wife as she was fighting breast cancer.
Some people are just really scummy. Like, at least let the body get cold first.
Silky Pony reference!
Good times. Full-on DNC self-sabotage. The way it used to be.
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I'm picturing a Gail the Snail type situation.
Loomer would definitely mash it.
Look, an ouroborus!
The mythical Leopardface Ouroborus
So why were you supporting them last week?
She loves the wildly racist conspiracy theories about Haitians, she is displeased they haven't done any legislation about starting the pogroms.
This shit is hilarious, watching the GOP eat itself alive is fantastic
Truly never gets old šæ
Thatās the problem, they never seem to run out of shitheads who want to eat each other, but never seem to finish the job.
bet next is Danica Patrick
Tell us about your affair!
Yeah, tell us about foraging for tiny mushrooms.
NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
It's finally happened! Oh glorious day!
Laura Loomer can go pout in a corner for all I care.
Don't know what you're celebrating, the more time he spends with her the better as she's both terrible and unpopular.
She's an insane loon who gets off on sparking division and starting drama. Nobody should associate with her.
I completely agree, which is why I was relishing her association hurting Trump's chances.
That reminds me of the attitude a lot of Democrats had during 2016 primaries about Trump. āHeās such a horrible candidate, Clinton will definitely win against him. Letās make sure he wins the primary.ā
Tbf you also just described trump and ost of the current Republican Party.
The Republican Party doesn't have an OST. Musicians keep suing them for using their songs.
I see my typo but Iām leaving it because I love your comment
āconspiratorial politiciansā
Can we just stand still for a second with how normalized Absurdity is?
As a part time absurdist, I hate it.
Point taken, but this isnāt absurdity as much as it is idiocy and untreated conditions.
Trump got that post nut clarity and realized he slept with Billy the puppet from saw lolol
He probably had it each time, just the dementia kept making him forget. Then someone started showing him the picture side by side hers and he finally got it
Holy, that's who she reminds me of in some of those pics! I don't usually want to comment on people's appearances, but for a party that seems to constantly whip up anti-trans hysteria, she has a rather manly appearance...
Good. The more chaos around Trump, the better. Maybe she will publish some juicy bits about the real Trump. There is no worse enemy than a pissed-of ex.
Oh hey, Jigsaw!
Holy fuck! I can't unsee that now.
That's hideous! Now post a pic of Jigsaw for comparison.
Getting a bit of Aphex Twin vibes as well as Black Hole Sun video vibes...
I think you mean Billy.
She and Trump used each other.
There is no possible meaning of that phrase that isn't immensely stomach-churning.
You can see the leopard tooth-marks on her skull.
She fed the beasts from her own flesh.
WHAT DOES THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DO FOR ME??!?!
Nothing, isn't that like... their whole thing?
also, it's a political party, it shouldn't be doing anything for you it should do things for us
They give scraps and empty promises until you're no longer useful to them.
Quick turn around on that dine and dash. Is this Scaramucci levels of bus-throwing?
Loony Laura on her shenanigans again. It takes a special kind of crazy to get blacklisted by Trump when you're actively sucking his dick.
This is a facade meant to comfort republicans one way or the other to ultimately vote for trump.
The left: We don't stand a chance with all our petty infighting
The right:
The left infights all the time, because we have policy disagreements.
The right infights mostly when there's a power vacuum in their own ranks, because it's only about the power to hurt people and enrich themselves.
Between Gaetz, Cawthorn, Boebert, and the Zieglers, the GOP is far too busy cumming to infight.
god i am so fucking happy right now.
My happiness cannot be described.
The leopards eating faces party is eating faces in the party of eating faces.
If he thought she was crazy why would he repeat her Facebook shitpost-level source claims about stuff, in a nationally televised debate he basically needed to win?
I am nursing the theory that the dude basically wants to lose.
We all thought this in 2016 too
I'm wondering if he doesn't care that much because the qons are working to steal the election for him.
In my head, he decided to make a deal with the democrats to throw the election every way possible and they wonāt prosecute him.
His kids? Fuck em.
Maybe he's into crazy girls and it was a compliment?šDid she bang Trump?
Not well enough apparently
Or not good enough.
She's probably the kind of woman who just lays there.
I assume he's the type to just lay there too lol
In his defense, you kinda have to just lay there when a Russian prostitute is peeing on you.
Crazy chicks never just lay there.
She probably flopped on him like a dying carp cuz he's too low T to be able to handle even her, properly.
Not quite sure what your emphasis is for there..are you suggesting I should have said he didn't bang her good enough ? If that was your point, then I'm afraid you're mistaken - the adverb of 'good' is 'well'
Of course he stuck his dick in crazy...duh
I wonder how that works logistically. Does he just take his dirty diaper off and then proceed to the e-coli fueled UTI party with his shit covered junk?
She may not have fucked Trump, but Trump sure fucked her.
Sarah Palin was somehow less obnoxious to see in the news.
Sarah Fucking Palin was quaint in comparison to this 200-mph dumpster fire
They aren't going to settle for the methadone after they've had the China White of donnie + whatever crazy side piece they can find...
I guess Melania went over the prenup with him again.
Good, let the hate flow through you
Always fun to watch the loons eviscerate each other.
Itās like dealing with a bunch of toddlers.
I know we shouldn't criticize people's physical appearance, but why did she do that to her lips?
This isn't even her final form ...
She got the down bad cray cray.
Ow my neck (I have whiplash)
Wait till she drops a fake pregnancy on them.
Wait until someone catches her going into planned parenthood.
Sure. They do other thingsā¦ butā¦ehhhhā¦. Will the maga crowd believe that?
Edit: she should, and for those āotherā services. No way she and trump werenāt screwing, and he probably gave her something.
Sheād never do that. An illegitimate Trump baby, real or not, is her golden ticket.
Oh that's not what he left her. Still requires treatment.
Well she needs all kinds of treatment, thatās for sure. Psychiatric should be at the top of the list.
She's got a golden ticket, she gave a golden shower to his face.
Ha ha ha. Booted to the curb.
Sounds like she came from the curb tbf
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Badger badger badger badger
Such a lovely individual...
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hell hath no fury lol
What a mug.
face only a maga could love
It was a beautiful four days.
Whatās that in Mooches?
Seems like she is just a dumber less capable version of Steve Bannon.
Itās weird to me how all these prominent women in the Republican Party look like people that have transitioned MTF.
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She looks like that girl on Brooklyn 99
Don't do Gina dirty like that š