if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.
By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"
Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know...
I'll pull out.
How many “bad decisions”?
4
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!
"What's the worst that can happen?"
"Watch this shit!"
"One more couldn't hurt."
And the classic, "hold my beer".
And the classic, "hold my beer"
This is the correct answer.
Yolo
I'm an adult, I can do what I want.
Found Cartman
For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.
This thread is not good for me.
Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
Thanks mate, I'm staying strong but every upvote feels like someone whispering "do it" to me.
Sorry folks, I'm being better.
Insert dew it meme
Fuck it, we ball
Fuck it, we ball
"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"
"What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Fuck it"
"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"
"I'll deal with it on the fly"
"Yolo"
"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".
Huh, I wonder what this does.
Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!
even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end
this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making
Another drink couldn't hurt
"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"
'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"
"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"
"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"
Various forms of sunk cost fallacy!
"that's a problem for future me"
"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."
Me, but 30 instead of 60
Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.
Or just "Oh well..." preceded or followed by a sigh, a shrug, or both.
You've been there too!
I deserve this
Treat yourself
Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs
What's the worst that can happen?
"I can sleep when I'm dead"
"it'll probably work out"
"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
"At least I learned who I was".
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
i hope I won't regret doing this
Will you marry me?
One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
"What's the worst that could happen?"
A minute later: "Oh, that."
What could possibly go wrong?
"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
YOLO
Jesus hates cowards!
Mine is similar, and it's a reference to a Tomahawk song. God hates a coward!
"It'll work"
HASHTAG YOLO!
Seems edible to me
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
We're not here to fuck spiders
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldn’t but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
Only 1 way to find out...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
“I wonder…“
"we've all gotta die someday!"
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Risk it for the biscuit
This time it'll be different
Hey y'all watch this!
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
God hates a coward!
Go big or go home.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Hold my beer, Imma try something
“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”
"why not"
"Fuck it"
"Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it"
"Because I'm bored"
Just one more
I’ll apologize later
Well, let's see what we get.
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Nothing could possibly go wrong
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Looked good on paper
It'll be fine.
Oh, the first month is 90% off
“This will be either badass or really stupid.”
I'm either going to be a badass or a dumbass.
YOLO!
"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short
Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker
It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!
I’m sure last time was a fluke
"No risk - no fun"
"Whatever happens, happens"
"It is what it is"
What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten
(Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)
Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this
Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?
In for a penny....
Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!
“I’ll be careful.”
A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.
"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"
"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.
I'll get 2% cashback.
"fuck it"
This one is pretty much my go-to lol
It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me
I can change her
Time to toilet train that kid
That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick
"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"
Checks out.
Also an Aussie thing. We likely nicked it from them like Esky.
Esky? In NZ it's a chilly bin.
Car hole
Used in Canada, not a saying from any particular dialect likely actually.
Commonwealth maybe?
Edit: wiki references seem to indicate it's predominantly ANZ
Leroy Jenkins
It's a calculated risk.
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.
By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"
Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know...
I'll pull out.
How many “bad decisions”?
4
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!
"What's the worst that can happen?"
"Watch this shit!"
"One more couldn't hurt."
And the classic, "hold my beer".
This is the correct answer.
Yolo
I'm an adult, I can do what I want.
Found Cartman
For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.
This thread is not good for me.
Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
Thanks mate, I'm staying strong but every upvote feels like someone whispering "do it" to me.
Sorry folks, I'm being better.
Insert dew it meme
Fuck it, we ball
Fuck it, we ball
"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"
"What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Fuck it"
"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"
"I'll deal with it on the fly"
"Yolo"
"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".
Huh, I wonder what this does.
Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!
this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making
Another drink couldn't hurt
"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"
'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"
"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"
"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"
Various forms of sunk cost fallacy!
"that's a problem for future me"
"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."
Me, but 30 instead of 60
Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.
Or just "Oh well..." preceded or followed by a sigh, a shrug, or both.
You've been there too!
I deserve this
Treat yourself
Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs
What's the worst that can happen?
"I can sleep when I'm dead"
"it'll probably work out"
"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
"At least I learned who I was".
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
i hope I won't regret doing this
Will you marry me?
One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
"What's the worst that could happen?"
A minute later: "Oh, that."
What could possibly go wrong?
"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
YOLO
Jesus hates cowards!
Mine is similar, and it's a reference to a Tomahawk song. God hates a coward!
"It'll work"
HASHTAG YOLO!
Seems edible to me
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
We're not here to fuck spiders
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldn’t but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
Only 1 way to find out...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
“I wonder…“
"we've all gotta die someday!"
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Risk it for the biscuit
This time it'll be different
Hey y'all watch this!
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
God hates a coward!
Go big or go home.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Hold my beer, Imma try something
“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Just one more
I’ll apologize later
Well, let's see what we get.
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Nothing could possibly go wrong
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Looked good on paper
It'll be fine.
Oh, the first month is 90% off
“This will be either badass or really stupid.”
I'm either going to be a badass or a dumbass.
YOLO!
"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short
Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker
It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!
I’m sure last time was a fluke
"No risk - no fun"
"Whatever happens, happens"
"It is what it is"
What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)
Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this
Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?
In for a penny....
Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!
“I’ll be careful.”
A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.
"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"
"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.
I'll do that later
Easy come, easy go.
Let's do this like Judas
Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii
Fuck it wie ball
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