Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)
I'm not really looking to hear from people who don't think this way, with answers like "insecurity", "toxic masculinity", etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.
Follow-up questions:
- when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
- are you ever groggy in the morning?
- how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
- what are your true passions in life?
Guys who do diss other guys for not peeing standing up have major self esteem issues or insecurities.
I'm a man and I pee sitting down because:
Real men sit to pee so they don't have to clean their own piss up later.
Whenever I talk about this, some asshat will come along and make a comment about sitting on a tree. No, dumbass, I don't sit to pee on a tree. Or a urinal. I sit to pee on my toilet at home so I can tell you what an idiot you are while I'm pissing just to prove how manly I am.
Real men pee however they want and make sure not to leave a mess for the next bathroom user. Standing or sitting has nothing to do with masculinity.
Agreed, just making a joke because of the context.
Amen brother
Hahahahahaha! "dO yOu SiT aT a UrInAl Or On A tReE?" That is some wrinkle-free brain logic right there.
Never turn your back to the bathroom door bro
So do you pee with your dick bent backwards between your butt cheeks to piss in the bowl while you face the door?
I lay down to pee.
Now I lay me down to pee...
I pray the Lord will also leak.
That a whole
'nother
Level
Bruh. You're giving up your best offensive maneuver by sitting down! You piss AT your attacker!
You fool, the pee is to be used as a standoff weapon to assert space and give time to determine your strategy.
If your attacker comes from behind, which is the most likely scenario, you'll be caught off guard with both hands busy holding your junk. All they gotta do is shake you a little for you to be covered in your own piss. Checkmate.
Learning the garden sprinkler technique is dick management 101.
The one that slaps the water that goes
Tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
How long do you pee that you have time to acces your phone though?
Usually about 15 to 20 seconds. I've been known to check my phone while standing to pee, it really just depends on what I'm doing It's not like I'm doing a lot on my phone while peeing.
Agreed, I will generally sit down.
It's solely a matter of comfort and/or convenience:
Idk I just don't think it's comfortable to sit down and stand up for such a quick thing, not to mention pull my pants down
Be a rebel; stand to shit
"Here's something you never see... You never see a guy running full speed while taking a shit!" - George Carlin
Sorry George...
This is pretty close too. But he's jumping not running.
::: spoiler NSFW mild :::
Oh no the dog!!😲
This is why the Olympics were originally in the nude.
'Born to shit, forced to wipe.'
The best is shitting in flowing water for the ol’ aqua deuce. Once got pulled behind a sailboat for an epic one
Nobody is forcing anyone
Not even... your mom?
Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try...
Please someone introduce the idea of ‘real men shit standing’ or ‘I shit my ground standing’ to toxic masculine MAGA people and make it a thing. 🙏
Here is a fun fact: about half of people stand up to wipe their ass after taking a shit.
And there's that one guy who catches his shit every time.
https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ?si=ENvwf3-uNM6GChz8
Edit: its a podcast! Its not weird shit stuff
I'm not clicking that and I'm glad Lemmy does not have autoplay video.
"What is that? An umbrella? Are you afraid of a little rain? Are you gay? What's the umbrella for, so you can stick it up your ass?"
I'm ripping off Bill Burr here. Macho men are drooling morons who die at age 54. Why ask them their opinion on anything?
I don't know who y'all hang out with, but my friends for decades have given each other shit for anything we can possibly think of. It's a form of male bonding.
Some people are like that, I've never understood it
I cant ever recall a time I have questioned, or been questioned, as to why a guy would sit to pee. I sit at home because its more comfortable. I stand at public toilets because the seats are gross
I've only been questioned once about sitting to pee... it was after about 10 years of being married. My wife asked one day if I sit while peeing at home, and when I told her that I do she said "I've always wondered why there isn't pee all over our bathrooms".
This leads me to two questions:
Do you guys often miss while standing and, if you do, not clean up after?
When you're sitting do you not have an issue with the pee splashing UP the side of the bowl onto the seat? I have this happen often.
Missing isn't really the issue but the splash is pretty unavoidable when you piss from height.
Yes... and, sadly, not always. Just take a look around a urinal (which shouldn't be difficult at all to miss) and I don't think this is just a 'me' issue.
The biggest issue I typically have is the toilet water is really cold if I accidentally hang down into it, but I normally don't have a problem with pee hitting the sides of the bowl.
edit: formatting
Wow look at mister long dong over here reaching all the way into the water
Yours doesn't do that? I thought everybody did that because if you submerge it you can pee really quietly.
After 10 years of marriage you haven't been comfortable to pee with the other still in the bathroom?
You're not going to hear from men who actually do this because they don't have a good reason and aren't typically comfortable with the kind of introspection the question demands.
Some people are exclusionary pricks who look for excuses to judge others. They don't have or need a reason. It's bullying.
Because the answer is that a lot of men don't want to challenge their idea of masculinity. Women sit down to pee. If man sits to pee, it just challenges their whole idea of masculinity and it's easier to get other men to comform than he introspective
If the idea of masculinity is getting challenged by sitting down to pee theres a whole shit ton of other more urgent problems mate 😹
A lot of men think it's manly to never wipe your ass and will shatter if there's the color pink on anything they own.
I fear that you will not many of these kinds of people on Lemmy. If you really want a good answer, you'd have to post it somewhere like Twitter or Truth Social.
I always sit to pee when I'm at home, mostly so I don't have to worry about spray/drippage/seat positions, but I also believe that men have this amazing power where we have the ability to stand and pee... and I think the biggest flex you can make when you have amazing power is to only use that power when it makes sense. Restraint is power.
So like having guns to make sure we don't lose the 2nd ammendment?
No, more like using a pen to write about how important the 2nd amendment is, without actually needing to own a gun first.
But, like, what point do you think I was trying to make? That if I don't sit down to pee then I won't be able to pee standing? I'm really confused at your attempt to shoehorn politics into a conversation about piss.
I was being goofy. Of course it doesn't make sense. Jesus, Lemmy has gotten as bad as reddit. It's all people ready to fight at the drop of a hat.
Yeah, sorry... someone else had riled me up, and I didn't do a cache flush before seeing your comment.
More like being responsible with guns so people don't argue we can't afford to leave the second amendment unrestrained.
Not everything has to be political my guy.
I was being silly. Not everything has to be serious my guy.
It's okay to simply be wrong and admit it you know. Much more honorable as well. Being silly with a political joke, is still being political.
Lol. K
Hah, I'm totally making an assumption here, but I'm willing to bet you're the type who tests the temperature of the room by saying something mildly political like this, and then if things go well, you've successfully hijacked a conversation - and if they don't, you just back off and pull the "it was just a joke, I was being funny"...
Unfortunately you backed yourself into a corner here because the "it was just a joke!" doesn't really land well when you're trying to inject politics into a conversation that has literally nothing to do with them. I know I'm kinda hard calling you out here, but I'm just saying - it's not a good look.
That's a lot and I'm not going to read it. I promise you that I care exactly as much about your opinion as you do mine. You should go touch grass if you're so worked up that you can write two paragraphs moaning about a joke you didn't get. It's guys like you give us guys that sit down to pee a bad name.
As a man WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME HOW YOU PEE!?! What god damn conversation is going on!?! How the hell did this come up? We don't normally talk about this!
My true passion in life is Aztec history.
We should though! We should just not be shit bags about it. Sharing & seeking info rather than having a weird chauvinistic view on how pee exits bodies.
There's nothing chauvinistic about it! I just don't want to know or care about what you do in the bathroom. We're not going to have a conversation about it. JUST WASH YOUR HANDS!
I wiped my ass with a wadded up ball of 25 toilet paper squares for years because no one wanted to tell me about more efficient and effective ways to do it. Bathroom knowledge is like your paycheck. They say you shouldn't talk about it with your peers, but it needs to be talked about.
These days I can clean my whole ass, even on the most explosive days, with less than 10 squares, and I'm saving so much money.
Like in France, ca va?
Tell me something cool about Aztec History, please!
Women would use a blue green herb called xiuhquilitl to give their hair a purple/indigo sheen.
That word sounds like someone was found innocent of a crime on account of a shoe
That's because you're mispronouncing the -tl at the end. In Nahuatl when a word ends in -tl it becomes like a slushy "S" crossed with a click sound.
That was cool, thanks!
You're welcome.
I googled that
Is this fire serpent/ weapon of the sun an Aztec dragon?
No Xiuhcoatl is a big blue fire snake, a mystical weapon, the animal spirit of the Xiuhtecuhtli, and a metaphor for government/war/dry season.
Xiuh as a prefix can denote fire, turquoise, or years.
Xiuhquilitl is a herb
Edit: it might literally be the main ingredient to make indigo dye
I mostly sit down when I pee because my cat likes to spend quality time when I'm on the toilet and he gets upset if into in the bathroom and don't sit down.
Remember manliness is not caring about how other people define manliness.
I always prefer to sit unless I'm in a huge hurry. It's called a restroom for a reason. I'm going to take a break, browse Lemmy or something, and otherwise "rest". I'll return to work when I'm ready.
What really pisses me off is when I hear someone enter another stall to take a standing piss. They rarely put the seat up and always get pee all over everything. If you're going to stand, use a urinal. There's nothing more pathetic than being afraid to whip your dick out beside your fellow man, and instead, choose to piss on the place where others want to take a sit.
Sitting to pee is normal, standing up is for public bathrooms and in nature.
When I was in medical school, I had to drop a deuce during a break between lectures. While I was in there, performing spectacularly, some other guy came into the restroom (situated just outside the lecture hall) and shouted "Is somebody takin' a shit in here!?"
and I was just like, "...yeah, where else would I do it?"
But I feel like that guy who openly questioned why someone would shit in a bathroom, is exactly the same type of guy that would question someones masculinity over how they choose to take a piss.
And I suppose he's a doctor now.
The single greatest take-away I got from medical school, is that some doctors can be incredibly stupid. They'll examine you, then step out into the hall and google your symptoms. I wish I was being facetious.
I tried this once when I was probably about two or three years old. It did not go well.
I love you
Is this still a thing that people get upset about though? Personally I think a man sitting down just to pee is kind of silly, but I certainly wouldn't make fun or get upset about it. I think the last time I heard someone make a joke about men sitting to pee was like 15 years ago lol
I will say the option to stand up is one of my favorite male privileges, but I'm also aware that such a petty thing to fav probably indicates my lack of perspective. But it is incredibly convenient in gross places and nowhere places.
I only stand in public at urinals.
Having to clean my own bathroom put a stop to the standing at home.
I sit facing the toilet so that I don't have to turn around to push the flush handle.
And you can put your comic and chocolate milk on the little shelf in the back!
And you can check the temperature of the inside of the bowl free-hands.
Do you make a beeping noise when you back out of the bathroom after?
No, that would be weird.
Hey, don't call me weird!
I don't know who really makes fun of how other people pee, 12 year olds on the Internet?
Usually I stand, but if need to shit I sit or if it's the middle of the night and I don't want to turn on lights or sometimes I just feel like it.
I clean the mat in front of the toilet every week and clean the toilet every few weeks. I do spot wipes daily.
I've never had a conversation as an adult about how I use the bathroom. That's decades. My bathroom stays clean though.
I'm a cis-bi man married to a cis-gay man: I had to tell him to sit his ass on the toilet to piss because the area around the toilet was constantly filthy. I cannot believe still to this day how difficult it was to convince him why it is a good idea to just sit down to piss. If you cannot control the stream direction and shape perfectly when you piss (spoiler alert, you cannot), then sit down where you can spray the toilet bowl.
Why don't you just grab his dick and show him how to aim?
Can't pee when it's hard ;)
That was exactly my reasoning when I switched to sitting every time. Sometimes the stream just decides to pick some unpredictable direction to start, if I sit down I've got a hemisphere of protection and no need to clean my piss off the floor (or worse, leave that for someone else).
That's not quite true for everyone. With good hygiene and, if necessary, making sure to roll things loose, you can make sure you pee perfect every time.
At least, I can. And I'm certain I'm not alone in that
I don't shame people for it, but I worked at a place where the screw holding the seat broke and it took a week for a new one to get in to the local hardware shop, so any time someone went in for that week someone would say "better not sit to piss" rather than be helpful because we like to do a little trolling around here
One morning dude comes in clearly rushing cuz he's a little late, runs in, and my coworker says the line. Before he can finish it the guys already in the shitter with the door slammed we hear the zipper he's going so fast and furious, hear his ass hit the seat at speed, as well as him and the seat sliding from the missing bolt and falling into the corner of the room, taking the lid of the reservoir with him
The "GYADDAMIT" as everything in the other room crashed and banged will be with me til I die, it makes me chuckle every time I think of it
Takin up the one stall to pee when there are three urinals open and I gotta blast
🤨
Things are contextual. "Does sit to pee" does not equate "always sits to pee".
My girlfriend gave me a hard time about it. I told her I was pro-choice
Just tell her you're going to start making rules in the bathroom she has to follow.
We will make fun of how you hold a spoon. It doesn't mean anything, were just giving each other shit.
looks at your username
Wait, do you poop while standing up?
Don't tell me you're one of those scrubs who poops sitting down
Asks for one group to respond - gets the opposite.
I just do whatever I feel like doing at the time.
I've never heard someone's strong opinion about it. Do guys really diss guys for sitting down?
In German there's an insult: "Sitzpinkler". It means "someone who sits down when peeing". Never heard anyone use it seriously though.
I'm surprised to hear German has a word for this, considering that stats I've previously seen show Germany as having the highest proportion of male sitting pee-ers.
If I have to poop as well as pee I sit. Who cares what some insecure dude thinks about that?
There is an argument for standing to pee since it empties the urethra more completely compared to sitting to pee. This is mostly relevant for 40+ people since they are more likely to have any issues.
Simple trick to shit/sit and pee and still empty everything is to push on the area between dick and butthole.
Never heard this before...
As a sit pisser, I have no trouble pissing all my pee. That being said, I have heard that problems pissing while sitting is a sign of a swollen prostate and possible cancer. So my stand pissers should pop the occasional squat piss just to check their P-spot health.
I think this has long since debunked and it's actually the other way. At the very least it's inconclusive.
Oh shit, didn't know that. Do you have the medical term for it so I can look it up?
https://www.realclearscience.com/journal_club/2014/07/23/sit_or_stand_how_should_men_pee_108761.html
The King James Bible has the phrase those who "pissith against the wall" several times. In context it's pejorative for the rude class or enemies of King David, but Christians who insist on the KJV struggle to read and understand it, and have taken it as God's own description of male. and therefore pissing standing up isn't just an aspect of masculinity, but it's essence.
Because the toilet touches your ass therefore automatically making you gay, bro. Same reason some men don't wipe their asshole.
I wish I was kidding.
Not gay but fucking gross. Why do I want to sit in someone's piss?
I'm sorry some men think wiping their ass is gay? That's the weirdest thing I've heard this week
I had a toilet where the seat just wouldn't stay up. It was just easier to sit. And even when I didn't have this toulet I would sit in the middle of the night to keep the noise down and not have to turn on the light. I called this the "tactical piss".
But guys who are just super against it are weird. Doesn't make you any less of a guy my guy.
Don't think I've ever heard of someone dissing anyone over this. Sitting is objectively cleaner; micro droplets.
Oh I have. A while ago like, 20 years ago maybe. If a male was suspected of being gay, some assholes would ask him if he sat to pee.
I sit to pee often and I was "wtf, should I not do it?", and decided I didn't give a fuck and that they were assholes.
Ohhhh, right, equating gay and effeminate. That would explain it being 20 years ago. Reminds me of old highschool days. I'm getting old!
Things change, though. That's good.
I would never give a damn what others do in a bathroom, aside from: don't make a mess. (Or clean it yourself right then.)
I stand to pee and am observant that I do not make a mess. I aim such that there is no mess and am critical of cleanliness. If I had a miss, I would clean it then and there. I clean my own bathroom every week at least and do not see evidence of failure in my technique.
YMMV and that's ok. Worrying about others is a weird self esteem thing.
I will go ahead and be the only person to honestly engage with the terms of your question.
There is a movement that started a long time ago and continues today to "domesticate" boys. Boys are invariably more disobedient in controlled classrooms and group activities and so they need to be "broken in" and taught how to conform to the requirements of modern life and education. Girls tend to fit into this structure more easily as can be attested by the higher educational outcomes among women in countries that allow them to achieve it.
With this in mind there is a lot of resentment against this "breaking in" process. This metastasizes when boys hear all about how "toxic" they are by virtue of how they were born, how much more trouble they are to deal with etc. The emotional response is to resist all attempts to demasculinize them, even in the case of something as inconsequential as bathroom etiquette.
This is an honest representation of the perspective in question. Don't get all passed off at me for being capable of presenting it.
Sincerely, thanks for being willing to provide a thoughtful response.
Even if it is a bit batty.
Just a note on the "toxic" thing - when folks talk about "toxic masculinity" they're generally not talking about men being toxic or claiming that masculinity is always toxic. Toxic masculinity refers to the perversions of masculinity; things like "I must commit violence to defend my honor" or "I must never express 'soft' emotions". Men and masculinity are good things that can and should be celebrated as much as all other identities.
The idea of it being girlie to sit down and pee far predates the "domestication" of boys. Additionally, the idea that "if you are a man you have to sit down to pee" is what is attempting to force some kind of social conformity. . . "pee how you like, it has nothing to do with how manly you are" is exactly the opposite.
I pee sitting down at home because I use a toilet SEAT. It is designed to be used sitting down. Put a urinal in your home if you're too insecure to pee sitting down.
They can be fucking annoying. Like we get it, you sit down and think you're somehow superior for being different. Otherwise I take no issue with them.
I very often sit down to pee, but not exclusively. Some times I feel like standing.
No follow-up questions, thanks.
Who care how someone else uses the bathroom.
Your questions.
no. That’s silly. If you are doing #2, you do both sitting.
yes, but decades of practice mean I can stand and pee in nearly any mental state
reasonably clean. I’ve good aim and we clean the floor regularly
to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
I’ve not seen that happening.
I’ve only ever seen women and sometimes other men dissing men who stand to pee.
I just discovered the joys of sitting to pee this past year. I just never thought about it before, and only sat to pee if I had to poop too... though I can't say I ever cared whether someone else sat or stood to pee
But I had two separate fainting spells while standing to pee after getting out of bed (orthostatic hypotension), and almost really hurt myself the second time. Now, I often sit to pee at home because it's just more comfortable (and apparently safer). Live and learn I guess
my passion is jerking off constantly
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Where do these questions even come from? Unless ts a challenge like peeing off a cliff, why would anyone care? Why would it even come up in conversation? Aside from one guy on Lemmy, who even brings it up?
I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.
Yeah, that’s hilarious!
There is definitely culturally element to it... In American bro culture sitting down to piss is a beta behaviour!
But you have appreciate that this is coming from people who can't wipe their own asses proply and piss all over toilet seats, so there is that.
Bidets, man. Game changer for those new to them. It's wild how many Americans smear poo and never have fully clean buttholes. In most cultures outside US it's healthier and cleaner to sit within your own home. Better for your prostate, and less splashing, even if you 100% the toilet you still get splashing.
Public urinals I get it. Don't touch anything mentality, just make sure you dab out so you don't even leave a drop because that causes smells and bacteria. Which is much easier to dab while sitting.
Because it's cute how embarrassed they look!
Do whatever the hell you want but don’t dirty my bathroom floor is my mindset.
It's 3am and I'm not wearing my glasses or turning on the light.
The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.
I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I'm not in the mood to stand, sometimes I'm not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.
-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I'm groggy every fucjin morning -it's a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I'm just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it
Wut
Why didn't my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it
Petty reasons, likely cuelty or as a dominance display born of insecurity.
I actually can't pee with other people in the room, so public washrooms are a nightmare. But I learned that I can pee real easy in them while I'm sitting down to take a shit. So anytime I'm in one with other people, I just chill in the stall and pretend to take a shit. Might even fiddle with toilet paper after a while and flush just to keep the charade going.
Well, through that I learned that sitting to piss feels waayyyy fucking better. Especially in the middle of the night after crawling out of bed. I'm married, have a kid, and no longer care if people know I sometimes sit to pee.
Ugh, me, with a shy bladder, at intermission during Hamilton.
My eyes were turning yellow at Guns and Ships. Really thought I wouldn't make it. The line at the men's room was huge. Get in. Get to urinal. Can't.
Ugh.
End up leaving with bladder still full and getting back into line to get a stall and finish just in time. Couldn't even get another overpriced beer for the second act.
Catheter, adult diapers, or dehydrate yourself, haha. I hate places where there two urinals and one stall per 500 people during a 15 minute intermission.
I usually just dehydrate myself a bit if I know the restrooms are essentially out of service.
Also (sorry, but old guy here) the nozzle sometimes unexpectedly sprays sideways. It's no worry if you're sitting down, but if you're standing up you might've just wet your pants... or the pants of the unlucky schmoe at the neighboring urinal.
I guess it is just kinda "girly" and can seem a bit "whipped" if it is from your SO telling you to do it. I think those are the common instinctive answers.
I don't think people really care, lol. Unless they like to learn their friends peeing preferences, they probably have an ulterior motive if they are that interested.
There will always be insecure men (and people in general) who criticize others over nonsense topics that they've convinced themselves is proof they aren't whatever insecure thing they're afraid of being.
I have made fun of another man for peeing sitting down, but in a manner comparable to making fun of an ugly outfit. The very hidden secret is I sit to pee sometimes too, and I have ugly clothes that I wear sometimes. To answer the other questions:
If I'm already sitting, I'd pee sitting, 100% of the time.
Yes, and that's one reason I would sit to pee.
Not spotless, but it seems normal to me. If there's pee visible anywhere, I wipe it with paper. My wife mops the floor more often than I do.
I don't have a ready answer for this.
My opinion is if you're worried about how other men go to the bathroom you gay as fuck
This is a joke. Please don't ban me
Years ago a Psych episode had Burton say "all the men's health journals agree" that it's better for your circulation, and I never looked back (nor fact checked).
What is, standing or sitting?
Oops, sitting
My wife does the bathroom cleaning while I do other things like the vacuuming and dishes. The first time I had to clean the bathrooms and saw the amount of splatter I never peed standing again in our or any friends' bathrooms. I still have the option of peeing standing in public urinals and in the wild, so no "masculinity" is lost anyway, not that I give sexist bullshit the time of day anyway.
Because they're afraid the other guys in shop class will call them a p@#$y.
I’m afraid I really have no answers for you… but then again I don’t think I’m your survey pool.
But I did once stay at a small hotel in Germany that had a sticker imploring male guess to sit and pee. I pissed all over that poor toilet before we left.
15 years later I feal guilt but also righteous indignation. I really hate being told what to do apparently… even when there are good reasons like another human being, asking you to not make their life hard 😞
Kind of a weird hill to die on, ngl
In retrospect… yes.
I offered the story as a kind of parable (except not because I didn’t make it up) or random data point if you will, on pissing standing up.
I sit to pee coz of my 6G PA 🙂↕️.
I gained the bonus of dual streams when I installed the upgrade. So it's sorta impossible to not spray the floor/my pants.
I dis other men who sit when they pee (without shittin) because its “womenly”. Only women sit when they pee. Why are you sitting as a man when you pee? Are you gay?!!.
Aight follw up questions
I don't sit when i pee because it is convenient
When i have to piss while taking a shit i do it sitting because it is convenient
Groggy if i don't have a good nights sleep.
I clean my toilet every week. It is clean enough
Might be weird passion but i want to do cse and help the piracy community.
OP wanted an answer without "toxic masculinity" and "insecurity". So, when I did people got scared downvotd. Be no afraid. the answer is toxic masculinity and insecurity. I mean why else would you care how other men shit and piss.
Because we as men are dumb.
It's just toxic masculinity. Men aren't inherently dumb, but toxic male culture is dumb.
Yeah i was being kinda facetious and ironic but it doesn't translate to text. Knew someone would get all hurt by it though.
You made a comment you knew wouldn't translate well to text and didn't try to make sure others would understand your intent. Someone took it seriously, so your response is "knew someone would get all hurt by it though" instead of owning up to it.
I have this wild suggestion for it. Don't write ambiguous messages. If you do and it confuses or offends someone, explain or apologize instead of being a wanker and pretending the other people are the problem. You're the problem here, mate.
I thought people here could use their brain and we didn't need "/s" but i guess you guys are just redditors at the end of the day so it makes sense.
Hold on here. Was it that you knew it wouldn't translate well in text or was it that we'd need to use our brains but didn't? Because you seem to change your story so that you can blame everyone else for misunderstanding because you were vague.
It's funny you call us Redditors: I'm engaging with you (and increasingly regretting it) instead of just downvoting and moving on, while you're blaming others instead of owning up to your actions. Which exactly is classic Reddit behavior?
😆 lol keep talking, I bet you were even a mod on reddit
I was going to respond to your original response, then I saw this thread and saw what a waste of time that would be. Man, what an embarrassment of a human being you are.
Edit: ooof, that comment history would get you an easy win on basement dwelling incel bingo. You even whine about DEI! How original LOL
If you're anywhere north of 10 years old, you still have a lot of growing up to do. Thanks for showing me exactly what kind of person you are and I hope you have a day that is just as wonderful as you are.
I'm just sick of assholes like you, and dont have any patience for morons on the internet. you don't know shit about me other than I dont like you.
My day is amazing though, been hanging out with my wife and the weather is wonderful. I wish you the worst.