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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1042 points – 3 months ago

Condom, never used.

Used mine twice.

Musk still rich

My Arch broke.

Use nixos

btw

Back to work.

Here's our winner.

Back to office.

Reddit still going.

For sale: baby

shoes never worn

You forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that's the one!

Boy or girl?

Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.

German is cheating!

Alarm clock ringing

In our bed?!

Liberty is kil

no

I loved you

"She preferred him."

I don't think I like this game.

Good dog, stay.

You fucker :(

I made myself sad writing that.

Donald Trump exists

It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!

It's a German fairytale. (I wish.)

German inspired.

Drumpf

Actually, it's GNU/Linux

I love to say this sassily and where it doesn't fit just because "guh noo" sounds funny

That's not sad.

it's a glimpse into a sad life

I'm not sad.

"a sad story"

And here we have the iq test high scorer.

Four more years.

Need baby shoes?

That you, Hemmingway?

Yes, it's an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

For sale: baby shoes, too small.

Isn't it: For sale: baby shoes, never worn

That's the saddest 6 word story.

Is this Loss?

Not sure if you're just doing the prompt or really asking, but I've never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I'm not sure

But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size... Am I missing the point?

And, wouldn't this be the real sad story? "For sale, baby shoes, too big"

Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?

Am I missing the point?

Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

It's decidedly not sad -- I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.

then who was shoe?

*Hemmmingway

Stained baby shoes

endless economic growth

Malignant profit-driven cancer.

deleted by creator

The condom broke.

You tested positive.

Trump's third term.

This is more of a horror story

It wasn't milk

Non-Milk Substance

We never learn

Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!

Tight couch, ouch!

Humble brag Vance

(cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)

Couch with a zipper,
never've been deeper.

Couch with a spring
will hit you in the thing.

- intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called

Weird intersectional porn.

baby, no shoes

no shoes, baby....

Never shoes, baby

baby, never worn

She died first

Now I'm sad

Can't escape capitalism.

Where would one go? Socialism?

No more cheese

No, more cheese!

Technically not cannibalism!

burnt my toast

I'm on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:

Toast got cold Toast without butter

Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.

Cat hates you.

The worst fate.

Brown bathroom walls.

Thai chili curry.

this burns twice

Out of coffee

Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.

Toothpaste orange juice

Still no sleep

God creates man

Want to KMS?

No, better

Failed suicide attempt

Suicide attempt 12

If you're on number 12 and still here you're lifes a comedy, not a tragedy

Oof

Maybe you're immortal

Task failed successfully

Dead Harambe timeline

The prompt said sad, not horror

War never changes

Out of tacos

Remembering cringey memories.

Every friggin day.

Remember when you

Can't count to three.

Cells dividing uncontrollably.

Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:

Dog poo finger

Oh no.

This isn't 3 words, but I know players of Elden Ring would suggest that you:

Try finger but hole

Dick went flaccid.

Been there too

Grandmother at twenty.

Egads! This is quite terrible when you realize the implications.

You were late

Welcome to Jonestown

Bent my wookie

Mutually assured destruction

Shaka, walls fell.

Your wife died.

You're under arrest.

This is more of a horror story than a sad one.

Anyway...

"It was yours."

Dick don't work

The cancer's back

Forced ad watching.

My ass hurts

Hey don't threaten me with a good time!

Queer Moroccan. End.

I swallowed shampoo

Probably gonna die

Third world war.

Crowdstrike strikes crowd

Want fart, afraid

My poop red

Was it beets?

Hedgehog mom crushed.

Friends, family... Gone!

Diced, spiced... Grilled!

New motorcycle, tetraplegia.

Please God no

Is this Loss?

Alas, still depressed

Pregnant at 55.

Globe is warming.

Still not dead

So long, friend.

It's not yours

I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...

None that I tried.

triumvirate

(It's a "three" word)

joke needs explanation

Please come home

45 and 47

Weird and Sad!

Crib for sale

The kid outgrew it? I guess that's still kind of sad in a "Butterfly Kisses" kinda way.

If it was 5 words, 'crib for sale; never used'

Garbage bag ripped.

I wanna die.

Cooking fell over.

Your cat died

I was sad.

Oh no, anyways...

Chewing aluminum foil.

(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)

Water pipe burst.

text without punctuation

Please don’t forget

Don't love him

They were young

Trafficked by mum

You're not hired

The house's gone

I am sad.

Only getting older.

Can't afford treatment.

Gone and forgotten

Tell my wife...

In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.

"Toilet water rising.

The streets will overflow."

Dog leaves room.

Cat leaves lap.

Major data loss

undeleted by administrator

expired inner child

Took the kids

O, no right

There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.

...destroyed...house...lost...

Baby shoes, sold

still they remain.

a sad story using only 3 Words

Blinds raise more

mounting rootfs failed

Tried but died.

Hi hi

We're your plumber girls (uh huh)

And have we got news for you (you better listen!)

Get ready all you plumbing girls

And leave that poop knife at home!

Toilet water rising

Confidence getting low (how low girl?)

According to my estimate

This shit's gonna overflow

https://youtu.be/4sew7y_RfmY

Toilet rise watering.

Fist pump, bro

Not my leg.

Weird men rule.

Everyone wore black.

That's just a metal concert though

Mustache jizz giveaway

No wheels, cardboard

Just keep waiting.

Dropped my ice-cream

Baby adoption: cancelled