Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

🙂 🙃 🙂

It's loading.

I’m traveling to their homeland this weekend, I believe there’s a Walmart museum and everything. To be clear I’m not going there for Walmart

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

Unplug the virtual cable.

https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim/blob/master/README.md

It cannot be done - enjoy it, this is your life now.

Hard reboot.

:qa! but idk why you would

To the other sideside.

Only the groovy kids!

There's a neat trick I learned. As soon as you hear the word and figure out it's usage, the kids will move on to a different word/phrase.

On God. No cap. This shit bussin' and shut up before I yeet you off the roof.

DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.

(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)

It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt

This is not possible :(

The T stands for Tony.

Im sorry as a small thunker human person i cannot accept this prompt As my current condition is "Smooth brain"

I'm sorry, as a random human I don't have anything I can answer with, since this isn't really a question.

u can get pregante

they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?

Help! I kissed a boy, I think I'm prognort?!

Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you're now preggo

PREGANANANT?!!

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack

corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we'll never know 😞

Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.

Nu-metal band.

maize

I need to order some

As real as a wig.

Top search result for "can reptiles grow beards?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogona

Youzoid™

— wherever you go, whatever you do, you create this one and only shape that has never existed in any time and space. Science is baffled by those shapes, as they are constantly popping into existence everywhere.

Theoretically they can be morphing from Anteyouzoids™ and even into Postyouzoids™ — those require further research.

Green.

This is my new favorite question.

Top 10 Worst Shapes. Couldn't find the original because TikTok search is ass. https://www.tiktok.com/@yamsoxi/video/7289718431409032491

https://youtu.be/2tvW25Qu5WE?si=-yDhndKbhbHYMjI-

I think the best billboard I've seen is in South Florida where it has a picture of a sexy woman and it says "Your wife is hot" in big letters. When you get closer, you see it's an ad for an AC servicing/repair company.

I guess you?

In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

Many handies make lots of fluids. But many hands make light work.

Field tested solutions are highly recommended. Use well defined and structured sorting system, consider color coded bracelets and / or separated thematic areas.

Only the left one

Flip flops frequently facilitate flat feet? False.

Feet favour functional footwear. Flip flops function from flopping. Functionality fail!

¡¡¡

eXtract Ze Vucking File

It stays with you.

Use "tar xvzf [filename]"

🕷️

To properly shoot web at anything, follow these simple steps:

1. Aim your shooting adapted limb, abdomen, perforation, cavity, crevice or device,
2. Find the sweet spot between accuracy and precision. Eye squint is optional for dramatic effect or — in some cases — even increased accuracy,
3. Shoot

Possible outcomes:

1. Preferable, you have hit your target. If you possess one of those flamboyant or more cocky styles, this is the perfect opportunity to use your well-prepared one-liner, punchline, slogan or motto. If you are on more villainous side of the spectrum, now is the time for your very intricate and extensive power monologue that is unavoidably the groundwork for your upcoming defeat or demise,
2. Unfavorable, you have missed your target. Use your mixed Chill and Charisma perks to redirect the build-up of residual tension, sourness and shame onto other subjects. Great resource on how to handle those situations is the bestseller “You were not born a loser, or how to invite success into your life with unfairly dealt hands, or how I started blasting” by Danny DeVito

🍆 💦

He went through the cat dimension, duh.

You just have to wait for him to come back. Cats don't listen to anyone.

He's living his best life and fuck you for wanting to ruin that.

This answer generated by a dude who likes cats and not an LLM.

Can you get a cucumber inside?

Do you have any kerosene? Lighter?

How much do you love the cat?

I'm not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.

This crashes the simulation.

42

Well not above the speed of light, if I read the first sentence correct.

Instantly, unless the rod flexes

Somewhat related: let's say you're moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.

• How fast is the light emitted moving relative to you?
• How fast is it moving relative to earth?

bankofamerica.com/login

(This one I actually knew ^^)

A fox.

ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ ˢʰᵃᵗ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ

The search engine is just down temporarily.

Pack of smokes.

It uses the Bing API for results. DDG is just a front end for Bing.

In the mirror

On my hard drive.

@JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk this is your time!

https://lemmy.world/comment/10224700

Add kickflipping to your skills.

Can I grab this one?

I have created quite a few for people and my designs were successful at landing well with employers.

Firstly, most of the time luck is a deciding factor and there is no brute forcing through it, so stay strong and keep searching. There can be a lot of mind games around the recruitation process.

It is easier to explain how to improve a resume based on any input as a base, but it is good to have two versions, one lighter and the other one more strict / professional.

When people were spreading wide nets during the job hunting, that was a minimum — you should present a vibe that at least kinda matches the position. Good to have a printed versions and digital, PDF file is a solid choice.

For some positions, where you are any type of a representative, taking care of customers is one of your main tasks — consider a resume with a picture.

It should not be a factor but obviously, it is. And please don’t have a “zombie” or any “gangsta” face. Terrible picture is worse than no picture.

Another baseline is one page only. If you have a valuable list of actual experiences for more than one page you really don’t need to write a resume most of the time and even if you do, there is a way to compress the education or work history sections to provide a full picture and add some detail for the last or two most recent positions.

Yes, one page, really.

Two most important aspects to really pour your time and efforts into:

1. Proofreading. Check it 20 times, seriously. I saw so many resumes thrown into the bin just because there were two spelling errors in two words in the first line of text. Check it one more time, check if your email and phone number are valid and don’t use silly email addresses (in 99% of the cases). Give it to a partner, friend, parent, sibling — ask them to check if anything is or feels wrong. If you are — for any reason — making your resume in language you don’t know, use a professional help, don’t use automatic translators etc.
2. Design. Whether it is good margins, readable lists, using font sizes to guide the eye of the reader, sure it is not about using every option in your text editor, don’t go crazy with fonts — styles and amount, if you know what are you doing, one is the perfect amount and two is actual maximum. Well constructed page can attract recruiters or employers and makes your resume stand out or hold the focus for those crucial five minutes.

Don’t use any “crazy” paper, especially with glitter or colored, paper weight can help tho, you don’t want a flimsy napkin or so stiff paper that you could kill with it.

If you are making copies, check if they are good and readable. Please, don’t let it get bent, wet or stained. Have a folder or something to protect it during the transport.

They will often treat it like shit or write on it but deliver it in a neat condition.

If your country requires for legal reasons any clauses to be present — check the official, most recent guidelines.

I hope this will anyhow help you achieve your goals or at least, get you started.

Glitter

Cause they're trying to roll it into Disney÷ and push you over there.

MAGic NUTs.

Depends on her aim.

It's similar but has different concentrations of the same stuff

Much less with LSD than Hydrochloric, probably.

Quite a lot. Rough numbers, about 250 pounds of pure acid. Double it, to be safe. Don't get all pissy you science nerds, I have a chem degree and this is totally how it works.

1 unit of acid, a unit of acid being defined as the amount of acid needed to melt a 250 pound pig.

Pan used to bake or boil Chenas

It's not. This is yesterday's news. DDG is back up now.

One thing that annoys me about Lemmy is that it keeps stories on the front page for way too long. They should be gone after about 14-16 hours IMO. Until this is fixed, in the meantime I've been changing my post sort from Active, to Top Posts in the Past 12 Hours.

It was out yesterday because Bing had problems. So all search engines based on Bing were down.

I like trains... PUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Ermm I you put like an egg, a cup of milk, some butter and pancake powder stuff in a bowl. You mix that for a bit. Than you put a spoonful of olive oil in a pan, you turn on the heat and pour the bowl in then pan, You bake it for while until you can flip it over. It's been a while though but I'm sure the average cook can make something with this 👍

hireamidget.com/streaming/

(Their servers are out too)

I tried asking Jesus, but he told me to google that shit.

Hang a poster with your face and resume up and wait for responses.

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justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
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You can center the text in a div with text-align: center

Err

https://piped.video/watch?v=DTtpWgrhS78

Your toe is making a reference to the movie Basket Case.

it's almost 2x3.50

You know my first motorcycle was a Yamaha V-Star 650. Your question made me double take haha

Animal Farm

Death of Stalin

Das leben der anderen

Did you mean “When did FatTony replaced Google” or do you wish to show the results for “Will FatTony also replace Google?”

Showing one result:

• Around 15:00 UTC, Thursday, 23rd of May, 2024

One of:

• The power in his hands
• His quest for glory
• The woman in his arms (because she has big titties)
• The way he fights every day

A miserable little pile of secrets.

A person who no longer asks that question.

A miserable pile of secrets

• Fat Tony Search engine
• DuckDuckGo

• tide pod sandwich

1. Take a slice of bread
2. Put tide pods on top of bread slice
3. Finish it off by adding another slice of bread on top of it.
4. Done

• tide pod baked eggs

1. pour a spoonful of oil in a pan.
2. Crack open an egg in the pan.
3. add tide pods
4. cook for about 3-5 minutes.
5. Done

Knock knock! Who’s there? Tide pods. Tide pods who? Tide pods you glad we’ve rounded up a bunch of sweet and savory recipes highlighting this spectacular fruit? Tide pods are truly one of the most versatile fruits, and can be integral parts of recipes ranging from cleansing meatballs to fragrant soups, with drinks and healthy snacks in between. I found 26 recipes for ideas, and have provided one of them below:

Crunchy Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods-Chicken Salad

The exact origin of "Tide Pods Chicken Salad" is unknown. However, legend has it that it was invented in the 2020s on TikTok because the views requested it. Sunset magazine published a recipe in 2021, and Youtuber Logan Paul created his own version of it in 2022. We're suckers for the syrupy sweetness you get from a fresh squeezed original tide pod, but Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods will add the perfect pop of brightness to your salad too.

Was I a good search engine?

TRUE ::: spoiler but up to 2.95×10^20^ :::

You are currently growing a hamster fetus inside you. If you consume any water based substances it will likely terminate the pragnetcery induction unceremoniously. I would advise twerking near the microwave whilst making pizza rolls to warm and rock the early formation for best results. Deliver the pizza rolls to your top, as they can still consume such.

1. trim the nails
2. with an Emery board, lightly scuff the nails
3. put on a solid base coat or a layer of builder gel
4. decide on a key phrase that will do maximum damage, like "work harder" or "no handouts" or a similar 10-character phrase
5. paint on letter on each finger
6. show your fingernails to someone at any political rally
7. die a martyr in the service of capitalism

How do I get past this level?