Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Katsu
Happy with that!
Carbonara
C A K E
sigh...pussy
Cimmanim Roll!
Sprout
Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
I know you're not the owner and so it isn't your job to house-train the dog, but personally I would have asked if it was okay if I trained it for them. I like dogs and working with animals, so personally I'd be more than happy to do it for free so long as they A) aren't demanding I teach the dog tricks (only basic house-training), and B) they follow any instructions I give them.
Oh I tried, but he undermined everything I worked on. I went home to work every weekend so she'd pee on the carpet and he'd just leave it until I got back, so the idea that peeing in the apartment was bad never really stuck. He let her chew a red marker all over the floor, too, and when I walked in to see her doing it and him in the couch ignoring her, he sat up and was like, "oh, uh, bad dog!" It was impossible.
Damn, that sucks.
Chicken caesar wrap
Phò Gâu
Chips and queso
Schoggigipfeli
Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos
Cake
Hello Fruit Snack!
Soy milk
hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too
Burger
I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.
And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don't read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.
Chickpea <3
Do yk the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face
Ice cream with big juicy balls
Maki
Taco 🌮
Enchilada.
Perfect.
Ramen
Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
My little sweet gummy bear
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short
Popcorn
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Cacio E Pepe
Leftovers
soy milk
(kinda fitting actually)
Do you eat milk? Or just drink it?
What about soup?
Haha I searched this up, general consensus seems to be if you sip it from a spoon you're eating it, if you do it straight from the bowl you're drinking it. I guess it's the same for milk?
I interpreted the to eat in this post rather broadly as to consume.
Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
I think we're supposed to name you now?
I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"
Cum.
I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
This ruins the edge.
All goon things must come to an end. 😌
You had to?
What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤
I respect your commitment to telling the truth!
Did you aim it towards your face?
Cum, Come!
Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me...
Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
Wood glue.
As long as it's non-toxic.
Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.
Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you'll be good for a bit.
I don't know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We'll send a team out in a month.
Richard!
please be referring to dick
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Puppy 🗿
Kefir
Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal
How THICC
Cock
Ass
Brownie
Pancake
Same! Fits him like a glove too.
Tripple Choco Cookie.
Croquette and I think it's a great name
It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
Somehow I have a Mitchell and Webb sketch ringing in my head, but I'm not quite sure which.
....
I think it might be the giant death laser.
Richard.
Potato!
Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.
Toast
Knuckle sandwich 😞
A black man's ass
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
Actually, Alfredo is an amazing name for that little goi
My girlfriends ass?
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Katsu
Happy with that!
Carbonara
C A K E
sigh...pussy
Cimmanim Roll!
Sprout
Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
I know you're not the owner and so it isn't your job to house-train the dog, but personally I would have asked if it was okay if I trained it for them. I like dogs and working with animals, so personally I'd be more than happy to do it for free so long as they A) aren't demanding I teach the dog tricks (only basic house-training), and B) they follow any instructions I give them.
Oh I tried, but he undermined everything I worked on. I went home to work every weekend so she'd pee on the carpet and he'd just leave it until I got back, so the idea that peeing in the apartment was bad never really stuck. He let her chew a red marker all over the floor, too, and when I walked in to see her doing it and him in the couch ignoring her, he sat up and was like, "oh, uh, bad dog!" It was impossible.
Damn, that sucks.
Chicken caesar wrap
Phò Gâu
Chips and queso
Schoggigipfeli
Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos
Cake
Hello Fruit Snack!
Soy milk
hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too
Burger
I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.
And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don't read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.
Chickpea <3
Do yk the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face
Ice cream with big juicy balls
Maki
Taco 🌮
Enchilada.
Perfect.
Ramen
Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
My little sweet gummy bear
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short
Popcorn
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Cacio E Pepe
Leftovers
soy milk
(kinda fitting actually)
Do you eat milk? Or just drink it?
What about soup?
Haha I searched this up, general consensus seems to be if you sip it from a spoon you're eating it, if you do it straight from the bowl you're drinking it. I guess it's the same for milk?
I interpreted the to eat in this post rather broadly as to consume.
Hotdog
Tomato
Sammich
Salami
Radish
Rice
Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog
Wendy's
Gai Satay
Bread
Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
Waffle
Hi, Chip!
Africana
Jammy dodger
Awe... little Burrito. So cute.
Chip
Not bad actually
Fried shrimp! I think it fits him :)
ox heart
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Ginger chew
Popcorn!
BORGER!
Pulled chicken with BBQ sauce
Meatloaf.
Strawberry
Or alternatively: Breakfast.
sirratcha pizza
Cake
Banana
Egg Salad Tortilla Chip
Potato
You must be very bendy.
Tums
Street taco
Jack Fruitburger
Quesadilla!
Ida
Muffin :3
Almonds
He can go with Almond
Pizza
Sweet cinnamon popcorn
Tikka (Masala).
Corpse doesn't roll off the tongue well, though
Udon
Chicken tits
David Firth, is that you?
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blueberry protein milkshake
Sausage
Worms
FFS, someone always had to bring up politics.
Those are snakes, not worms. It says so on the container! Reading closer, it's also in German. Why didn't they call them Zwillingsschlangen?
Because then it would be zu lang
Derby Pie isn’t the worst name ever. “Here little Derby! Who’s a good wittle Derby Pie? ”
Meatball 😁
Scrambled Eggs and Toast
Hog Frites
Twas at a brewery eating some bomb pork fries. Could dig it.
Torta
Honestly it would be kinda cute, if not for the slang meaning...
Honeybread
Turkish delight!
Mango
Ritaline
Wafer
Mexican Bowl
Corndog 😎
Falafel
Smarties :3 tbh not a bad name for such a cutie 🥰
Blueberry Muffin
Apple
Honey Nut Flake
Pretzel
Donut
Not bad.
Egg :)
Moussaka
Wokkel
Cheese Noodles.
Raspberry Chocolate chip ice cream?
Or chicken fingers.
Tofu
Potato
Boba
Yummmms
Golden cup (goudkuipje in Dutch)
Powder
aww that's a cute name for the kyoot little pup
Peaches
Grape
Peanut butter! (✿ ♡‿♡)
Oooooo, I just ate a Kind bar.
apple and cinnamon pastry triangle with a slice of spam
Richard 😏
Cute little lahmajo
Mini cake
Burnt Cookie
Fish soup
Sandwich
Mashed Potato
Trail Mix
Beans
Custard
Pik-nik
Pastry
Potato ball
Either that or empanada, since i'm still in the process of eating the potato ball.
Bean salad what
Mushroom Soup
Fig newton, but separately fig or newton would be even better names
Heck sausage
Cheerios
Rumination
Eggs with spilled tea (Spilled egg)
Dog? It's an okay name I guess
Meatloaf
Spinach salad
Panino
Muffin.
Veggie Burger.
Brownie
Sushi