"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB
MEDIC!
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
edit: didn't mean to reply this, I violated the law
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!
THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN'T A QUOTE, IT'S WALL ART
I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
I SHOULD GO.
WE'LL BANG, OK?
SNAKE. SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!
BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ROCK AND STONE!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!
STONE
IT'S ME, YOU ARSEWIPE!
FOR KARL!
WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!
NOTHING'S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!!
Well, that one was already in all caps
MISTER TORGUE IS ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS. EXPLOSIONS!!!
I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!
COMMANDER
Is that from portal? Love that game
Lol, no. Type the quote into YouTube. You won't regret it.
The way he can barely not laugh at his own dialog haha
LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!!!!
This is the correct answer.
YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
"HMMMMHHMMMM" FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS
DO A BARREL ROLL!!
WOLOLO
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!
UGH, THIS ONE IS SO GOOD.
THEY SET US UP THE BOMB
WHAT YOU SAY?!
WE GET SIGNAL
FINISH HIM!
WOULD YOU KINDLY
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!
IT IS FROM THE PORTAL SERIES, I DO NOT REMEMBER IF IT IS FROM THE FIRST OR THE SECOND GAME
IT'S FROM THE SECOND ONE! FIRST ONE WAS GREAT, BUT THE SECOND ONE REALLY EXPANDED ON THE STORY!
I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY:
EXPLOSIONS!?
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US.
...
HELLO! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!
I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.
SIGH, BAPANADA.
PATOMOS GEO
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
FRAMESHIFT DRIVE CHARGING
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ENGAGE
INTERDICTION
LOOK, WE'VE BOTH SAID THINGS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET.
BUT I THINK WE CAN PUT OUR DIFFERENCES BEHIND US. FOR SCIENCE, YOU MONSTER!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKED.
Geralt - The Witcher 3
ZUG ZUG
TURIANS BASED ON DEXTRO-AMINO ACIDS. HUMAN INGESTION OF TISSUE COULD PROVOKE ALLERGIC REACTIONS. ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK POSSIBLE. SO DON'T, AH, INGEST.
WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT, WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS. SO LET'S GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND, ONE BY ONE. VALUS TA'AURC. FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LAND TANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON. HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES, TAKE THIS BEAST OUT, AND BREAK THEIR GRIP ON FREEHOLD.
GET YOUR ROCK OFF MY MAP
28 STAB WOUNDS
MOLLY!
ROCK AND STONE!
WAKE UP MR.GORDON!!!!!!
RISE AND SHINE
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES...
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
GMan, Half-Life 2
Michael Scott
BigMoe
"THIS CAVE IS NOT A NATURAL FORMATION"
SOMEONE BUILT THIS, SO IT MUST LEAD SOMEWHERE
I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE IMPERIAL CITY
WELCOME
TO THE ARENA
GO FOR THE EYES BOO, FOR THE EYES!
RAAAAAHHH!
PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT
PROTOCOL <3
WAKE UP MR FREEMAN
WAKE UP AND... SMELL THE ASHES
"LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY."
I WAS EXPECTING THIS.
WAR, WAR NEVER CHANGES.
YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH!
BIG DEAL, I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!
LISTEN, STRANGE WOMEN LYING IN PONDS DISTRIBUTING SWORDS IS NO BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT ... YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME POWER JUST 'CAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A SWORD AT YOU!
or
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND ARRESTING THE THIEVES' GUILD. I MEAN, WE'D BE AT IT ALL DAY!
Are these from a video game or Terry Pratchett's Night Watch books?
They're both in Civ VI, but the first is a Monty Python quote.
Though thank you for pointing out how much the first sounds like Sir Pterry
A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS
WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL. THEY SHAPE OUR WILL. THEY ARE THE CULTURE. THEY ARE EVERYTHING WE PASS ON.
WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!
HOW’S YOUR SISTER?
HUG? ANYONE?
...
NO HUGS.
RED WARRIOR IS NOW IT
GREEN VALKYRIE NEEDS FOOD BADLY
WORK WORK
WE'RE WATCHING YOU. SCUM.
UNITS RECEIVED
STAND IN THE ASHES OF A TRILLION SOULS AND ASK THE GHOSTS IF HONOUR MATTERS.
THEIR SILENCE IS YOUR ANSWER.
WHAT A SAVE!
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?
SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!
NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!
SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!
DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!
SIR, YES SIR!
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END
WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH
IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE
AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM
HYAAA
POWER OVERWHELMING
"WHY DID I FOLLOW HIM...? I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY DO IN DREAMS? ALL I KNOW IS THAT, WHEN HE BECKONED... I HAD TO FOLLOW HIM. FROM THAT MOMENT, WE TRAVELED TOGETHER, EAST. ALWAYS... INTO THE EAST."
I HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND
BibleThump
“THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I’VE EVER SEEN!”
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?
MISTER TORGUE
DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME
I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.
AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...
YOU SPOONY BARD!
THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!
MAJESTIC! A HUNTER IS A HUNTER EVEN IN A DREAM.
AWWWWOOOOOOO
DOOR STUCK!
KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?
STRIKE THE EARTH!!
YOUR STRENGTH HAS BEEN BROKEN.
VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.
UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!
HYA! HUH! HA!
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!
DO A BARREL ROLL!
YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
EXPLOSIONS! 💥
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
SHAKE IT BABY 💵💵🍑
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
YMMEL!?
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
AND THE UNIVERSE SAID I LOVE YOU
YOU ARE THE PLAYER
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
(Homeworld 1. We're totally the good guys, right?)
PROSTAGMA
HU BAR DAGA
SILOS NEEDED
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!
YOUR HOPE ENDS HERE! AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT!
FUCK YOU, MISSILE
THE BOXER AND THE MATADOR, WHAT ARE THEY GUARDING?
SLOPPY!
SLOPPEH
MUCHA SHAKKA PAKKA!
IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE IT TO KNOW THAT IT'S SHIT
COR BLIMEY MATE! WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME POCKETS?
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
THE UNIVERSE IS, AND WE ARE
Really changes the tone...
MORNING MR FREEMAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING LATE!
I'VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH
10 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER MADE YOU A FUCKIN PUSSY ! - Yakuza 1
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.
I'M A COFFEE ACHIEVER, SAM!
- SWEAR TO ME. SWEAR TO ME THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAID TO ME ABOUT THE FIREFLIES WAS TRUE.
- I SWEAR.
DA MORE DA MONKEY CLIMB DA TREE DA MORE IT EXPOSES IT'S BATTYHOLE
DER KOMPASS IST NUN IM LAGERRAUM VERSTAUT
WHAT'S IT WITH YOU NOBLES!? WE'RE NOT YOUR LIVESTOCK FOR YOU TO FOOL
WITH! WE ARE PEOPLE, NO LESS THAN YOU ARE! WHAT MATTERS OUR BIRTH!? HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN HUNGRY? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED FOR MONTHS ON NAUGHT BUT BEAN
SOUP? WE STARVE BECAUSE OF THE GREED OF YOU NOBLES! YOU STEAL AWAY EVEN OUR
RIGHT TO EXIST!
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!
ALAS, THAT WAS MYSTIQUE, NOT MAGNETO. MAGNETO IS IN ANOTHER PLACE. GO! X-MEN!
KAKATTE KOI!
(EVEN LOUDER GAMECUBE CONTROLLER NOISES)
I AM GRAHF, THE SEEKER OF POWER. DOTH THOU DESIRE THE POWER?
MY FIST IS THE DIVINE BREATH! BLOSSOM, O FALLEN SEED, AND DRAW UPON THY HIDDEN POWERS! GRANT UNTO THEE THE POWER OF THE GLORIOUS MOTHER OF DESTRUCTION!
"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB
MEDIC!
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
edit: didn't mean to reply this, I violated the law
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!
THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN'T A QUOTE, IT'S WALL ART
I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
I SHOULD GO.
WE'LL BANG, OK?
SNAKE. SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!
BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ROCK AND STONE!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!
STONE
IT'S ME, YOU ARSEWIPE!
FOR KARL!
WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!
NOTHING'S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!!
Well, that one was already in all caps
MISTER TORGUE IS ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS. EXPLOSIONS!!!
I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP... THE OCEAN!!!
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
And there it is.
SHAWN!!!!
SHAWN!!!!
SHAWN!!!!
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DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S NO PUSSIEEEE
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I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!
COMMANDER
Is that from portal? Love that game
Lol, no. Type the quote into YouTube. You won't regret it.
The way he can barely not laugh at his own dialog haha
LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!!!!
This is the correct answer.
YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
"HMMMMHHMMMM" FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS
DO A BARREL ROLL!!
WOLOLO
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!
UGH, THIS ONE IS SO GOOD.
THEY SET US UP THE BOMB
WHAT YOU SAY?!
WE GET SIGNAL
FINISH HIM!
WOULD YOU KINDLY
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!
IT IS FROM THE PORTAL SERIES, I DO NOT REMEMBER IF IT IS FROM THE FIRST OR THE SECOND GAME
IT'S FROM THE SECOND ONE! FIRST ONE WAS GREAT, BUT THE SECOND ONE REALLY EXPANDED ON THE STORY!
I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US.
...
HELLO! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!
I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.
OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.
SIGH, BAPANADA.
PATOMOS GEO
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
FRAMESHIFT DRIVE CHARGING
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ENGAGE
INTERDICTION
LOOK, WE'VE BOTH SAID THINGS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET.
BUT I THINK WE CAN PUT OUR DIFFERENCES BEHIND US. FOR SCIENCE, YOU MONSTER!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKED.
ZUG ZUG
TURIANS BASED ON DEXTRO-AMINO ACIDS. HUMAN INGESTION OF TISSUE COULD PROVOKE ALLERGIC REACTIONS. ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK POSSIBLE. SO DON'T, AH, INGEST.
THAT SENTENCE HAD TO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!
NO FREE SLOTS IN SUIT INVENTORY
TOXIC PROTECTION FALLING
RADIATION PROTECTION FALLING
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
Duke Nukem or Handsome Jack?
PROBABLY DUKE NUKEM. HE WAS HERE FIRST.
Ash Williams
"UNITS RECEIVED"
NO FREE SLOTS IN SUIT INVENTORY
I AM SWORN TO CARRY YOUR BURDENS
WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT, WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS. SO LET'S GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND, ONE BY ONE. VALUS TA'AURC. FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LAND TANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON. HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES, TAKE THIS BEAST OUT, AND BREAK THEIR GRIP ON FREEHOLD.
GET YOUR ROCK OFF MY MAP
28 STAB WOUNDS
MOLLY!
ROCK AND STONE!
WAKE UP MR.GORDON!!!!!!
RISE AND SHINE
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES...
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
"THIS CAVE IS NOT A NATURAL FORMATION"
SOMEONE BUILT THIS, SO IT MUST LEAD SOMEWHERE
I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE IMPERIAL CITY
WELCOME
TO THE ARENA
GO FOR THE EYES BOO, FOR THE EYES!
RAAAAAHHH!
PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT
PROTOCOL <3
WAKE UP MR FREEMAN
WAKE UP AND... SMELL THE ASHES
"LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY."
I WAS EXPECTING THIS.
WAR, WAR NEVER CHANGES.
YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH!
BIG DEAL, I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!
LISTEN, STRANGE WOMEN LYING IN PONDS DISTRIBUTING SWORDS IS NO BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT ... YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME POWER JUST 'CAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A SWORD AT YOU!
or
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND ARRESTING THE THIEVES' GUILD. I MEAN, WE'D BE AT IT ALL DAY!
Are these from a video game or Terry Pratchett's Night Watch books?
They're both in Civ VI, but the first is a Monty Python quote.
Though thank you for pointing out how much the first sounds like Sir Pterry
A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS
WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL. THEY SHAPE OUR WILL. THEY ARE THE CULTURE. THEY ARE EVERYTHING WE PASS ON.
WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!
HOW’S YOUR SISTER?
HUG? ANYONE?
...
NO HUGS.
RED WARRIOR IS NOW IT
GREEN VALKYRIE NEEDS FOOD BADLY
WORK WORK
WE'RE WATCHING YOU. SCUM.
UNITS RECEIVED
STAND IN THE ASHES OF A TRILLION SOULS AND ASK THE GHOSTS IF HONOUR MATTERS.
THEIR SILENCE IS YOUR ANSWER.
WHAT A SAVE!
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?
SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!
NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!
SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!
DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!
SIR, YES SIR!
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END
WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH
IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE
AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM
HYAAA
POWER OVERWHELMING
"WHY DID I FOLLOW HIM...? I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY DO IN DREAMS? ALL I KNOW IS THAT, WHEN HE BECKONED... I HAD TO FOLLOW HIM. FROM THAT MOMENT, WE TRAVELED TOGETHER, EAST. ALWAYS... INTO THE EAST."
This reply has music.
SHAKE IT, BABY!
CATCH A RIDE!
I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!
DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS
LEON!
SHAZBOT!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
:::DOG GIGGLES::::
🦆
Yea boi
WORK, WORK, WORK
STOP POKING ME!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
EXPLOSIONS‽
GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
SCIENCE COMPELLS US TO EXPLODE THE SUN
♥️
I HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND
BibleThump
“THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I’VE EVER SEEN!”
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?
DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME
I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.
AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...
YOU SPOONY BARD!
THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!
MAJESTIC! A HUNTER IS A HUNTER EVEN IN A DREAM.
AWWWWOOOOOOO
DOOR STUCK!
KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?
STRIKE THE EARTH!!
YOUR STRENGTH HAS BEEN BROKEN.
VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.
UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!
HYA! HUH! HA!
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!
DO A BARREL ROLL!
YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
EXPLOSIONS! 💥
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
SHAKE IT BABY 💵💵🍑
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
YMMEL!?
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
AND THE UNIVERSE SAID I LOVE YOU
YOU ARE THE PLAYER
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
YOU CAN'T KILL ME
THANK GOD FOR COLD FUSION!
VIDEO GAMES CAN NEVER BE ART!!!!
WELL, OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER!
ICH BIN VERWUNDET, ICH KANN MICH NICHT BEWEGEN
WHAT CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN?
ЧИКИ БРИКИ И В ДАМКИ
SUBJECT DID NOT SURVIVE INTERROGATION
(Homeworld 1. We're totally the good guys, right?)
PROSTAGMA
HU BAR DAGA
SILOS NEEDED
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!
YOUR HOPE ENDS HERE! AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT!
FUCK YOU, MISSILE
THE BOXER AND THE MATADOR, WHAT ARE THEY GUARDING?
SLOPPY!
SLOPPEH
MUCHA SHAKKA PAKKA!
IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE IT TO KNOW THAT IT'S SHIT
COR BLIMEY MATE! WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME POCKETS?
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
THE UNIVERSE IS, AND WE ARE
Really changes the tone...
MORNING MR FREEMAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING LATE!
I'VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH
10 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER MADE YOU A FUCKIN PUSSY ! - Yakuza 1
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.
I'M A COFFEE ACHIEVER, SAM!
- SWEAR TO ME. SWEAR TO ME THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAID TO ME ABOUT THE FIREFLIES WAS TRUE.
- I SWEAR.
DA MORE DA MONKEY CLIMB DA TREE DA MORE IT EXPOSES IT'S BATTYHOLE
DER KOMPASS IST NUN IM LAGERRAUM VERSTAUT
WHAT'S IT WITH YOU NOBLES!? WE'RE NOT YOUR LIVESTOCK FOR YOU TO FOOL
WITH! WE ARE PEOPLE, NO LESS THAN YOU ARE! WHAT MATTERS OUR BIRTH!? HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN HUNGRY? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED FOR MONTHS ON NAUGHT BUT BEAN
SOUP? WE STARVE BECAUSE OF THE GREED OF YOU NOBLES! YOU STEAL AWAY EVEN OUR
RIGHT TO EXIST!
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!
YOU ARE A DIRTY DIRTY SHISNO. HA HA HA.
HOW I MINE FOR FISH?
I’M JUST WAITING FOR MY SISTER
IT'S TIME TO GET WIERD
BYE BYE, DUDE!
YOU'RE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! YOU'VE EARNED MY TRUST!
CHEEEEESEEEE!!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!!
THE ALIENS CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS ON THE AVATAR PROJECT
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
I HAVE A DATE WITH A CHEESE DELUXE 🍔
MY PLOOBAH *POINTS*
I LOVE YOU TOO! OH MY GODS, I'VE BEEN DYING TO SAY THAT.
BUTTKICKING, FOR GOODNESS!
JILL, HERE'S A LOCKPICK. IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL IF YOU, THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING, TAKE IT WITH YOU.
THE ENGLISH ARE ANGRY THAT YOU DESTROYED THEIR OUTPOST. THEY'RE COMING TO ATTACK YOUR VILLAGE!
NOW THERE'S A PRETTY MEME. EXQUISITE.
DONT FOGET ABOUT ME
YOUR DONE
WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTLY TWEAK!
WHAT?! MORE WORK? BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!
SMELLS LIKE A DOZEN EGGS DROPPED INA VAT O VINEGAR
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING KAIRI'S HEART
THAT WAS LEFT HANDED!
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
IT'S-A ME, MARIO!
BE USEFUL TEAM!
WHO WANTS TOAST!?!
I WILL NOT DIE NOT YET AMIGO
I HAVE KILLED THE MONSTER, AND BECOME AN OUTLAW.
NO, OLD FRIEND...YOU'VE FREED US ALL....WURAAHGHUGHHHUGUHHH
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT POWER?
BEG THAT I SUCCEED. FOR I HAVE SEEN THE THONE OF THE GODS AND IT WAS EMPTY.
I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF CHICKEN KICKIN' SIR?
Fable? So familiar but can't put my finger on it, lol.
GOTTA REACH FOR THE TOP STAY ON THE MOUNTAAAAAIN DANA NANA NANANANA
YOU GOT MY EAR!
I'VE GOT A PLAN, ARTHUR
YOU GET A HEADSHOT, AND YOU GET A HEADSHOT!
YOU'RE SUCKED INTO THE HOLE IN A DIRECTION THAT ISN'T DOWN, BUT NEITHER IS IT ONE OF THE OTHER DIRECTIONS WITH WHICH YOU'RE FAMILIAR.
SUPERZAPPER RECHARGE
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FORGET IT! YOU'RE NEVER TAKING KAIRI'S HEART!
ALAS, THAT WAS MYSTIQUE, NOT MAGNETO. MAGNETO IS IN ANOTHER PLACE. GO! X-MEN!
KAKATTE KOI!
(EVEN LOUDER GAMECUBE CONTROLLER NOISES)
I AM GRAHF, THE SEEKER OF POWER. DOTH THOU DESIRE THE POWER? MY FIST IS THE DIVINE BREATH! BLOSSOM, O FALLEN SEED, AND DRAW UPON THY HIDDEN POWERS! GRANT UNTO THEE THE POWER OF THE GLORIOUS MOTHER OF DESTRUCTION!
HELLO