Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical
As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert's wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of "Beetlejuice" the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert's exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
"Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as 'threats to children,'" writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
What is this country coming to when you can't even go to a production of "Beetlejuice" and jerk your date off a bit while you get your hooters groped? Everyday our traditional American values of vaping indoors and being loud and unpleasant to those around us are being stripped away by cultural Marxists and the nanny state. How are our children going to meet their future husbands as minors at bowling alleys, when said husbands can't even publicly expose their genitalia without fear of the woke mob?
America isn't even half of what it used to be anymore! It's barely even Amer! That isn't even enough to guess the full word without the i, and soon enough we'll lose the r, and then none of us will ever get our tits wrenched in public again!
All jokes aside, you're quite a good writer 👏
Ame.
This is all Consitutionally protected behavior.
The 1st Amendment riight of Freedom to Press the Button om the vape.
The 2nd amendment right to bare titties and arms.
The 4th amendment right gauranteeing freedom to sieze the cock.
And thos people that reported the vape should be arrested if they said "Fire" in a theater when mentioning the smoke.
Oh coctain my cocktain 🫡
Carpé deez nuts
Birth of a Pasta
Read this in the TF2 soldier voice
Can you imagine the outrage if a Democrat did something like this? It would be front page news across the country, but this kind of vile behavior in front of children is just another day in GQPLand.
Al Franken resigned for way less.
Yeah, but she's a white cishet Republican gawdly woman. Know your place!
Don't forget, people. It's always projection with conservatives. Next time you hear one scream about pedos, might as well start looking at their hard drives :)
do you guys not have an idiom for that?
in Hungarian we have (literally translated) : How one lives, thus they judge.
A classic that kind of means the same thing is "me thinks he doth protest too much" from Shakespeare to indicate someone who brings up a topic they are guilty of.
Oh, this reminds me of “whoever smelt it dealt it”
Basically the term projection serves the same duties. They accused people of the things they do. Projecting their behaviors on to others.
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much"
Context: The Queen in his play-within-a-play is going into this really overwrought excessive speech about how much she loves the husband she is about to kill.
In this usage "protest" is not about publicly opposing something like the modern usage, it's more like "profess". A good modern equivalent might be "she's laying it on a little thick".
We have acronyms
Gaslight Obstruct Project
We do, but it is mostly used by children. "Takes one to know one."
Them having an itch and that's all what they preach in Russian as well.
Lefties sometimes say "every accusation is a confession."
We have (very loosely translated) 'the innkeeper trusts his patrons as much as he trusts/knows himself' in Dutch. Or semantically more accurate would be 'an untrustworthy innkeeper distrusts his patrons'.
We just call them “republicans”.
In Mexico it's exactly like that "Como vives, juzgas"
GOP: Gaslight Obstruct Project
(Alternatively: Greedy Old Paedophiles.)
There are a few specific Republicans I can think of where I'd love to have their computers/phones looks into...and not just to find their involvement/support of the coup for donnie.
At Beetlejuice the Musical
Man, you know what really gets me going? A corny zombie hit man singing showtunes.
"Nice fuckin' model!"
Hey, watch the friendly fire there.
Yeah but I’m sexually inappropriate for existing according to her
Yeah but she's straight white and cis so it isn't icky.
/S, obviously
Yeah but that is their justification. She was having a whirlwind romance after a divorce, which is understandable. The in group can violate boundaries and so long as it’s insufficiently grievous to the level of in/out group division and context they get away with it. The out group is incomprehensible and must be thought of within their framework. Homosexuality is a sexual sin in their framework so gay love is grossly displaying unacceptable sexual behavior. Existing as a trans person is extra gay in their framework so it must be a fetish or something sexual and sinful. And with no in group protection…
Why hasn't she been arrested for public nudity, sex acts in public, and all the upgrades for committing these crimes in front of minor children?
Everyone should start calling her a groomer I think. Just like everyone should refer to Gaetz as Groomer Gaetz.
They absolutely hate it when you turn their terms around on them.
Peewee was arrested for less and he was in a fucking porno theater for fuck sakes …. Arrest this bitch.
If there's hard evidence of this then she would probably be put on the sex offender's list wouldn't she?
There's a video in the link.
Well by certain new laws a child was present within a few feet. The woman behind them was pregnant. Such exposure to a child so young... so egregious.
I mean yea, why hasn't she been though? If this was an adults only show I would still think this is bad but not that serious. While children are around though that is a really bad thing to do and they should definitely face legal consequences.
If someone who wasn't a congressional representative did that they would surely go to prison right, and maybe put on that register for people who need to stay a certain distance away from schools and such?
If she was a man she’d have been arrested already and publicly shamed as a pervert. They’d also question whether any of it was consensual.
She is being shamed publicly as a pervert, that's what we're all doing right now and what these news sites are doing.
Yeah, but is she paying any cost for it?
No, which I think is more to do with having political power. Afterall there was two people that were committing this crime simultaneously so in this case it's not a good argument to say it's because she's a woman.
The person she was with started it by grabbing her tits for a while. So, probably not.
Franken was made to step down for posing to pretend to grab some boobage; Qbert has actual grope session with children present and still has her job - for now anyway.
She was doing this with a man, and he wasn't arrested
Unreal. Absolutely fucking unreal. And these people have the gall to call reading fully clothed at a library a sexual act, but here the fuck they jerking off on public in front of kids.
I know I'm not saying anything new or interesting, but as someone who has felt threatened by the conservative groomer language as of late, this really fucking gets to me.
😡
This quote by Sartre applies to Republicans
In other words, they don't care about reason or consistency. If you point out that what they said is contradictory they don't care.
You can't argue with them. You can't reason. They are consciously or otherwise operating from an emotional , literal nonsense, level of thought.
They need to be removed from power and I don't really care that much which box of liberty gets used to get the job done.
Sartre describing trolling.
On the bright side, at least now we have a single word for it.
I'm old enough to remember this sort of thing having a deleterious effect on the career of Paul Reubens.
You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different. Guy went from being the darling of every parent and the media to ostracized and no career for decades. It was rather unjust.
Yup. His career was fucked for less than this.
Basically for doing what a porn theater is FOR. #PeeWeeDidNothingWrong
#FreePeeWeesPeePee
Well he already did that..
But Peewee was in a place where children are not allowed and the women were being paid to take off their clothes
People loved him. I don't think anyone loves her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA2wNJXx6kE
And yet she will experience fewer consequences than he did.
Also from a Tim Burton film
IOKIYAR.
Exposing her boebs in public, giving her date a boener.
Disgusting boehavior
Disgusting puns too. Never malign human sexuality or puns like that again.
The only people who malign human sexuality are the ones who proclaim me and my partner are groomers by merely existing and then do shit like this in theaters.
Just imagine the outrage and slandering of entire demographics that would be going on if there were a gay couple instead, or if this was something that happened at a drag show.
Just something to think about when you see your 'christian' republican relatives play this down
If AOC did this they'd burn down the Capitol
Oh I'm sure that's coming in 2024 if no one does anything about it like last time
Or if it has been exactly the same but with a democratic politician
If God had a sense of humor, this would have all happened at a Mrs. Doubtfire show instead of Beetlejuice....
So...were there children in the audience? Sounds like she could be forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
There were, but for your idea to happen, the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable. And that's just not the case. If she was someone like AOC, or hell, any other DEM member, they would have already been forced to resign. But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
…Has the state of New Rome/South Ontario deteriorated to such an extent that your political parties now have direct executive control or veto over the executive aspects of law enforcement?
Yeah, this happened in Denver, which is a blue city in a blue state. No reason the Dems couldn't get her if they wanted. I still expect no charges, though.
Oh yes Bobo, alright Bobo
If she ever campaigns door-to-door she'll have to lead with that, heheheee
It's a good thing she isn't gay! Otherwise fondling someone's genitals in public around kids would have been a bad thing instead of a good thing.
You don't even have to fondle if you're gay. Just being around kids is apparently bad
Nah, they think gay people breathing is a crime.
I think at this point we can pretty much assume that anybody who makes public speeches about sexual perversion is, themself, a pervert.
So. Uhm.
Groping and giving a handy in public seems to be illegal in Colorado. And probably sufficient to land her on the sexual offenders list.
Nothing is going to happen to her. She's a Republican.
She's an official in a place of power, so she won't be charged. And since she's a republican, her constituents and colleagues well almost certainly defend this disgusting behavior.
For someone who is worried about the sanctity of marriage when gay people wanna do it, she sure is publicly stepping out on her husband before their divorce is finalized.
She would never contradict her positions on important stuffs! /s
To hell with this lady. (I deliberately modified "fuck this lady," because I don't want her to have any opportunity to enjoy anything.) Piece of shit.
I was about to say - that didn't take long!
Oh my, that’s a sin!! But she’s sorry so it’s okay.
Is she divorced yet? Don't Christians frown on adultery too?
Well, they say they do, but my experience in rural towns says they believe otherwise. Hell, growing up our married pastor was banging the married organist and then they ran away together.
Organist, indeed.
You from Appalachia? Because damn bud, I seen exactly that happen here haha.
That's about on-brand.
Speaking as someone going through a divorce, and it may be different in Colorado, but generally speaking as long as you are legally separated, by law it's not considered adultry. And being legally separated may be as simple as one person moving out of the family home.
Christians care more about the law of God. Well, they pretend to.
They care, until it happens to them.
In Qbert's own words:
So, she seemingly doesn't care about actual rule of law and what the State might say on matters like divorce. Of course she said this while in a church, and I seem to recall that women are not supposed to be doing that, according to the god of her chosen lifestyle. She is to remain silent in church.
Indecent Exposure charges when?
Lauren is a trashy piece if shit. Vaping in a thestre, letting her bf feel her huge tits in front of people and being a disgusting woman in general. Pretty insane times we’re living in these days. The republican party has very quickly turned from suited up war machine puppets to cigarette smoking, fake tits and orange makeup
... huge?
Uh, nah
You can take a woman out of a trailer, but not a trailer out of a woman.
Or the cock out of her hand in the particular situation!
A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)
Come on, give them a break. They spent all day getting that trailer in there.
You can take the trailer out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the trailer.
Yes you can. That's how she got on the date.
A girl with an IQ over 70 gave him a hard on.
Is this an SNL skit?
Don't insult SNL like that. 😂🤣
Like I said a billion times here: truth is often stranger than fiction.
True that.
With that said, I'm gonna go watch some Ambiguously Gay Duo skits. At least they're cartoons and don't expose themselves around kids..
I've had to ask myself that so many times since donnie threw his hat into the ring in 2015....there was a brief period of time when Palin as a choice for VP caused me to do the same, but thankfully, she was kept out of power.
The "election" of donnie into office has freed the Republicans to be just as awful as they've always wanted to be. The mask is fully off now.
Date or client?
No need to shame honest hard working sex workers
They were shaming a dishonest sex worker.
Keyword: honest.
he was lobbying
No, they were clearly still in the theater. The lobby is where the "Do you know who I am?" and "I'm going to call the mayor!" parts happened.
Can you imagine your standards being so low that you date boebert
I'll be honest, if I was single and deaf, I'd throw her a bone
I'm just surprised that the man isn't Gaetz. They were 100% having an affair while she was still married to her pedophile husband.
Looks like exposing yourself in front of children is just Boebert's fetish. Odd choice for a GOP lackey, since they're always droning on and on about protecting children. Once again, the calls are coming from inside the house with them.
Hypocritical choice, but not odd for a GOP lackey in the slightest.
Why is watching Beetlejuice making these people so horny?
He's the ghost with the most baby!
I suspect there might be ghosts with more baby than Beetlejuice.
You haven't seen this production of Beetlejuice, 20% more baby.
Imagine jacking your date off to this fuckin' banger.
https://youtu.be/_Ny0TiS-Ins?si=Ne4YaA5buNqCyBlY
What even the fuck is this timeline?
The stupidest one.
The Idiocratist ome.
Go away! Bate’n
The one where it all comes crashing down in the end.
The reality is whenever this stuff happened before social media it was brushed under the rug thanks to complicit media 'aw geeze, our guy got arrested beating another hooker, he still supports tax cuts for the rich, right? Print that story we made up about their guy instead...'
There are areas of the USA where what Boebert and her man are doing could land them both on the sex offenders' list for life. She has her hand on der wienerschnitzel, he has his on her boobies, in a crowded theater during a show.
I've done the same, but in the balcony at a movie theater, with no-one else within a dozen rows. Also, I was in my late teens, and not a member of Congress.
Were they trying to "groom" children in the area into the heterosexual lifestyle?
Wait you're missing something: she's a white conservative Christian. Ergo her behavior can not be immoral, QED.
Also, I assume, you weren't at the same time calling gay people scum and condemning everyone else not adhering to some religious purity bullshit sinners that will rot in hell.
Every update to this story brings more WTF.
Apologies for the Facebook link, it was sent to me the other day but this guy says it in a way that I never could... https://www.facebook.com/reel/1341970406741583?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw
That was... fantastic. Seriously, that is some high quality vertical truck selfie rant. Although, to be fair, that genre doesn't offer much competition... Nonetheless, A+++. Three Whiskey Tangos.
Equivalent content from first four search results for "Trae Crowder Lauren Boebert":
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That was fantastic, well put.
That was hilariously articulate and well-put. Thanks for sharing!
I'm still baffled that no sextape of that woman has ever leaked
Oh, I'm sure several people who fund her have copies.
I like to imagine funding in this case is just buying her pornos.
Same. Is there a waiting list we could subscribe to?
Next
NICE FUCKING MODEL!!
::HONK HONK::
Sewer count: 667
You've forced my mind to paint a clear picture of this.
As a 35M, with a healthy sex life to my wife 40 (2-3times a month)
When does getting a dry handy in a public venue ever constitute legitimate foreplay, also the wrenching and single handing her breast like it's a stress ball? its like watching teenagers figure it out.
I would have to be full on crank 2 with my wife taunting me to even keep it up with that many people around...but, hey good for Boebert, she's definitely finding 'quality' sexual intimacy in her continuous selection of partners.
Well sir I'm a bit jealous. But might i remind you this is a Wendy's.
Can I get a Baconator, a large fry, and a large chocolate Frosty please?
TMI
She was blowing vape clouds right at people. Just trashy behavior.
I vape to stop myself from smoking cigarettes. Vapes can be as discreet or as visible as you want, based on how you use it, with a little bit of technique I can make sure that almost 0 visible vapor is ejected (still wouldn't do it in a theater though).
What I'm saying is, if you're putting out clouds in people's faces, it's because you're an ass and doing it on purpose.
Yeah, you can stealth vape. Just hold it in a couple seconds longer and discreetly blow it at the floor. If people were noticing her vaping in a dark theater, she was either coughing or chucking clouds.
Or vaping weed, that skunk smell can spread fast.
Oh suuuure, when Pee-Wee Herman did it, it was a misdemeanor, but I guess we have higher standards for our kid's show hosts than our members of Congress!
Except he was doing it at a porn theatre while not sitting near anyone rather than in the middle of a full regular theatre with people including children all around them.
He did nothing wrong and lost ~20 years of his career, whereas Boebert will probably GAIN from this if anything..
That explains her apology earlier. I thought maybe hell had frozen over when I read she’d apologised, but now it seems she was just trying to get ahead of this (pun not intended).
Former prostitute, Lauren Boebert? The Lauren Boebert who married the pedophile who exposed himself to a group of underage girls, one of whom was Lauren Boebert? Grandmother at 36 Lauren Boebert?
This seems on brand for her.
Video is in the article
I uh, don’t think I want to see that thanks.
It's blurred, don't worry.
That said, I had no idea Boebert was packing such high-caliber guns this whole time. Doesn't change how I feel about her; she's still scum. But dayum.
A woman that vile doesn't deserve tits that fine. Doctor should have told her to fuck off when she ordered them.
They're implants.
Seems to be gone now.
...Anyone got another link?
https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1702815514387444211
Vid was shared in this post on Twitter
Wow. Not even subtle.
Waitaminute, you are telling me that Qbert, Colorado's version of Sarah Palin, is doing this?
party of family values indeed
Family Values Tour '98 featuring LIMP BIZKIT!!!!
Literal trailer trash.
Beetlejuice and Boebert is the new Netflix and Chill?
Open-Air B&B
I think I'll pass on Boebertjuice.
Well, I think this is more evidence that she fucked Ted Cruz.
uh ok
Fuck yeah spread it (the video)
I thought she had a husband?
Bro, that was like 2 weeks ago, let me catch you up. She became a grandma in her 30's, lost interest in her pedo husband, filed for divorce, and is now galavanting around with some rebound dude while publicly getting her Boebertjuice flowing at a Beetlejuice show. All while doing her darndest to undermine democracy and erode whatever remains of the country's integrity.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
What a bad day to have eyes. "Boebertjuice"??
She filed for divorce in May.
Disgusting ! Anyone has a link to the video?
It's literally in the article (embedded as a video tweet)
She'll be fine, she's a Republican. They never go after their own.
Except when you run your mouth about the coke.
This reminds me of this
Yeah a little? But this is an elected official with real power misbehaving in public as well as being hypocritical with their anti-lgbt "for the children" stance.
As far as political news goes, this is pretty mild in terms of scandal. Not sure anybody's mind is going to change about her as a result of this, but I think if it can end up in an honest attack ad then it's probably newsworthy.
"It's 10pm. Do you know where your senator is?"
Bobert has a lot more political power than Gomez
can i say something without everyone getting mad
We’ve decided to give you a 1 hour pass
They're bolt ons don't get too excited.
Sure
Have the cops been called?
Even if they were, she's a politician, they'd just get an autograph, take her to an alley, and 10 min later be on their way.
Damn, Bobo. Yousa hoho.
Beetlejuice hasn’t been this popular since 1988.
I mean, Beetlejuice 2 is coming out soon, so this might all be some brilliant viral ad performance piece.
Ugh, really? I hate the reboot/sequel cashgrabs of Sacred Eighties Shows 🥺 I'm scared to look up who will befoul the legacy of Keaton, Ryder, and Davis.
A non-USian, even I was dismayed when the results said Boebert won by 546 votes. Hopefully that's a motivator for next time.
Edit: It's Keaton, Ryder, and O'Hara. Fuckin Burton playing to my nostalgia; still feels like impending disappointment.
The musical is super popular right now. Not my thing, but it is.
Also, it's a really good movie.
Oh the movie is fantastic. I love it.
Give It a break all. They are just brushing up on their original job skills. I think they have a meeting with Ted Cruise next week.
I wonder how long until Marj ends up in a similar situation? She seems just as classy.
Remember how MGT was grabbing donnie's cardboad junk?
Tick tock...
What is wrong with the media? Call it 'third base' you cowards!
Oh, if he's that comfortable grabassing her in public, he's already slid into home several times.
"Party of family"
It's a party all right
Boebert.
Boebert.
BOEBERT!
... Uh, everyone, don't summon Boebert. I'm going to be listening to reggae themed political lies until I can hire an exorcist. And those weekend hour rates, yikes.
“Causing a disturbance”
…. Bet she was a screamer.
Lauren boobert
Well that's just some great "Family Values" there.
God I can't wait for her OnlyFans.
Why, do you enjoy rage-wanking?
Is there any other kind?
Do you not?
I don't want to legitimize the source (NYPost) but the latest development is that her new dude owns a cocktail bar... that has hosted drag events
Yep, right under the article (two down from the one linked) it says
I love that this is what will piss off the Magas. Not the groping or being a dingbat
Did they fiddle to fruition?
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
I'll always give a Mallrats quote an upvote
I think they fiddled to fruition, doddled to distinguishment, mingled to magnificence and rendezvoused to rendition.
Of course she acts like a 20 horny year old. Nothing surprising here.
Leerin' Boobert
Lauren Boobsout
Lauren Boebert being an asshole for no reason? You don't say, she would never (mind)
Is this strictly necessary?
I'm trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.