I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.
Liber-Tea
Freedom fills my phone screen this day!
I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Just finished CK3 for the night. Is there a love crimes list? Because I'm pretty sure my family tree is the example.
I suspect it's less of a tree and more of a "family spaghetti" then
Hey, a fucked up tangle of vines is still a plant
Only if you don't invade, annex or puppet it!
Id get a medal for defending democracy.
I'm doing my part to spread democracy!
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I was expecting Rimworld at this point NGL
Me too.
Shit now I wanna play rimeorld
I'm always in that boat, but I really liked my last run and I dont wanna trim mods, so now I have to wait until I have a more powerful computer xD
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
At that point you’re already destroyed like the entire town or something
Should be charged for large scale property damage or war crimes
We are doing the arresting of any who resist Democracy!
Exactly! I'm UNTOUCHAB-airstrike
Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals
Pokemon?
Entering a nature preserve
I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).
That biomass isn't gonna burn itself.
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
That's factorio I think, I really want to try it!
Do itttt
It's a great game to lose a few (dozen) hours to
Satisfactory?
Factorio, but satisfactory is also good!
The factory must grow
I've yet to launch the rocket, but I'm only a thousand hours in :-/
lol it takes time to get the hang of it. I’m 2500 hours in and have the method down finally.
Also make use of blueprints! It makes things easier
Genocide
It seems you don't get in trouble for that these days. Carry on.
Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared
(Euro Truck Simulator 2)
Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo
Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld
Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….
Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!
Killing Nazis
Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…
I hope we stop the problem before we actually have to begin killing, education would be a nice start
Spreading democracy
I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
Building code violations (Minecraft)
Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.
damm I love factorio
I'm probably guilty of many OSHA violations myself....
Satisfactory for me, but the same idea.
Punching trees
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Palworld
Palworld is surprisingly good!
Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.
I picked a bad time to close a porn game.
In fairness, they aren’t exactly advertised for their legal scenarios.
I don't know... Majonging?
Public inebriation, disturbing the peace
(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)
Rock and stone!
Favorite class?
Driller, but only by a little. They're all such a blast
I'm split between engineer and scout.
But you're right, they're all quite good.
RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.
Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time
I guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.
May we both roll high.
Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.
But I'm almost done.
just sounds like normal late stage capitalism, you shouldn't really get arrested for that
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Ah helldivers my beloved
Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Nah. If spreading freedom™️ would get you to the Hague, the US would be bankrupt, by now.
As a european I'm not even touching that topic.
The US doesn't let its war criminals get tried in the Hague that's only for the suckers.
Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.
removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)
I love that you specified that the game where you trapped your Sims in the pool was in fact the Sims.
MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars
Speeding (STK)
Building without a permit.
World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?
Depending on the country, that'd be a crime against the environment
Sonic Adventure
property damage
animal abduction
petty theft
fishing without a license
treasure hunting without a license.
Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.
suicide
Stealing villager's beds.
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
Euro truck?
Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin
Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster
(Hardspace Ship breaker)
i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside
Turning the universe into paperclips
Turning the universe into cookies.
Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.
Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.
Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.
I think unusable train network is a real crime.
The boats are useless too. But they seem to have invented some kind of self-replenishing energy source because they just keep on going without having to refuel.
Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.
Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.
I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse
Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.
Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)
Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.
Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.
I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.
War crimes! (Battlefield 1)
speeding in super tux kart
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
For democracy!
Palworld - animal abuse, enslavement of both animals and humans, illegal manufacture and possession of firearms, murder
Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
What is Batman?
Necromancy
Not only has Necromancy been banned in the Mages Guild, but the Guild won't deal with anyone who openly uses it.
Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!
Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes
"So which warcrimes were committed?"
Rimworld players: "Yes."
Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.
Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)
Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining.
Possibly poaching wildlife.
Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.
Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder
Hmmm. They'll be back soon enough. Manslaughter? 🤔
Lol definitely could argue theft and property damage too.
Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them
Dog fighting
Rance
Sweats profusely
Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.
Least cannibalistic colony in the rim
Running someone over with a train (Factorio)
Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons
Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.
Space piracy.
Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)
Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"
Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?
Pushing a goblin off a roof.
Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.
(Witcher 3)
Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.
Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.
Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..
Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)
Baby baby baby baby baby baaaby, trumpet starts
Disturbing the peace
Look into my eyes
Now tell me the things
You blabbing about behind my back
The tenacity
I hold it's hard to break down
It's too late for apologies
It's going down now
Is that the Russian roulette game with the creepy AF dealer? Where canonically God has already killed himself at the very same table.
No it's a japanese RPG about kids that get magic powers by shooting themselves with guns that aren't actually guns but hypnotic triggers to awaken their latent psychic powers.
Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots
Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.
Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils
Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?
Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.
Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.
::: spoiler Title
Rain World
:::
Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters
Splatting in public.
Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.
Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.
Given your username I would have hoped you kicked ass and chewed bubblegum and were all outta gum...
Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Dead Space
Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)
Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.
Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions
vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)
FOR SUPER EARTH!
Osha violations (Portal 2)
Fishing
I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Stardew Valley?
Bingo
Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)
It's okay though, we're adventurers!
Baldur's Gate 3
Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.
Summoning space horrors beyond comprehension aka kraken
I see you're also beta testing KSP2
Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!
Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.
Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘
not slaying the princess I guess.
You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
Just wait until they start investigating my village breeder and iron farm.
B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.
Link is a bastard.
illegal trespassing, genocide, destruction of nature and public property, murder, inflicted torture, and 94 other charges
minecraft
Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)
A casualty while trying to survive the open road, killed by animals. My soul has left my shell.
Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something
I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)
Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..
...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.
Murdering aliens with 6 Guns(Brotato)
Helping depressed people? Sounds about right
Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).
Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...
In old schools laws, gambling.
Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
this is a big one
Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.
Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)
Uh let's see, destroying infrastructure with armoured vehicles, being involved in and actively promoting a multi generational world war, genocide, arms dealing, piracy, war crimes.
Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
Do porn games on an old android count?
Smashing blocks into the ground ...
I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.
Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.
I always wondered if they got the idea for that from Scientology auditing procedure R2-45. Which calls for shooting the person being audited in the head with a Colt 45 to exteriorize their thetan.
Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.
Team fortress 2 has it's fair share as well.
Disguising as medics, killing medics, killing prisoners of war, non metallic shrapnel, weapons that cause unnecessary suffering (incendiary, bleed) and so much more.
I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.
Liber-Tea
Freedom fills my phone screen this day!
I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Just finished CK3 for the night. Is there a love crimes list? Because I'm pretty sure my family tree is the example.
I suspect it's less of a tree and more of a "family spaghetti" then
Hey, a fucked up tangle of vines is still a plant
Only if you don't invade, annex or puppet it!
Id get a medal for defending democracy.
I'm doing my part to spread democracy!
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I was expecting Rimworld at this point NGL
Me too.
Shit now I wanna play rimeorld
I'm always in that boat, but I really liked my last run and I dont wanna trim mods, so now I have to wait until I have a more powerful computer xD
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
At that point you’re already destroyed like the entire town or something
Should be charged for large scale property damage or war crimes
Spreading Managed Democracy.
We are doing the arresting of any who resist Democracy!
Exactly! I'm UNTOUCHAB-airstrike
Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals
Pokemon?
Entering a nature preserve
I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).
That biomass isn't gonna burn itself.
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
That's factorio I think, I really want to try it!
Do itttt It's a great game to lose a few (dozen) hours to
Satisfactory?
Factorio, but satisfactory is also good!
The factory must grow
I've yet to launch the rocket, but I'm only a thousand hours in :-/
lol it takes time to get the hang of it. I’m 2500 hours in and have the method down finally.
Also make use of blueprints! It makes things easier
Genocide
It seems you don't get in trouble for that these days. Carry on.
Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)
Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld
Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….
Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!
Killing Nazis
Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…
I hope we stop the problem before we actually have to begin killing, education would be a nice start
Spreading democracy
I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
Building code violations (Minecraft)
Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.
damm I love factorio
I'm probably guilty of many OSHA violations myself....
Satisfactory for me, but the same idea.
Punching trees
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Palworld
Palworld is surprisingly good!
Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.
I picked a bad time to close a porn game.
In fairness, they aren’t exactly advertised for their legal scenarios.
I don't know... Majonging?
Public inebriation, disturbing the peace
(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)
Rock and stone!
Favorite class?
Driller, but only by a little. They're all such a blast
I'm split between engineer and scout.
But you're right, they're all quite good.
RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.
Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time
I guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.
May we both roll high.
Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.
But I'm almost done.
just sounds like normal late stage capitalism, you shouldn't really get arrested for that
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Ah helldivers my beloved
Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Nah. If spreading freedom™️ would get you to the Hague, the US would be bankrupt, by now.
As a european I'm not even touching that topic.
The US doesn't let its war criminals get tried in the Hague that's only for the suckers.
Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.
removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)
I love that you specified that the game where you trapped your Sims in the pool was in fact the Sims.
hehe
Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)
MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars
Speeding (STK)
Building without a permit.
World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?
Depending on the country, that'd be a crime against the environment
Sonic Adventure
Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.
suicide
Stealing villager's beds.
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
Euro truck?
Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin
Graveyard Keeper.
I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.
Defiling corpses, fomenting communist insurrection, burning witches ... That game has everything!
reckless driving
BeamNG.drive?
I wish. My poor laptop isn't capable of running that game unless it's at the lowest settings, which ruin the experience.
Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy
Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...
Sounds like a boring distopia to me.
Intergalactic genocide
To defend managed democracy?
To defend my room temperatures
Excessive use of portable mini nukes?
Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.
The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?
Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!
freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???
Sweats in Stellaris
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
The factory is growing to meet the demands of a growing factor(io)y
Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on
Factorio?
Factorio.
Overthrowing a mega corporation
all of them
Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)
i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside
Turning the universe into paperclips
Turning the universe into cookies.
Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.
Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.
Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.
I think unusable train network is a real crime.
The boats are useless too. But they seem to have invented some kind of self-replenishing energy source because they just keep on going without having to refuel.
jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting
(Balatro)
Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".
I'm shocked!
You're not owned by a corporation?
What is that like?
So far everyone seems confused about the idea of not being loyal to a corporation outside of a space station that remains independent.
Inappropriate construction of a factory.
(Satisfactory)
Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.
Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.
I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse
Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.
Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)
Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.
Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.
I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.
War crimes! (Battlefield 1)
speeding in super tux kart
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
For democracy!
Palworld - animal abuse, enslavement of both animals and humans, illegal manufacture and possession of firearms, murder
Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
What is Batman?
Necromancy
Not only has Necromancy been banned in the Mages Guild, but the Guild won't deal with anyone who openly uses it.
Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!
Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes
"So which warcrimes were committed?"
Rimworld players: "Yes."
Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.
Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)
Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.
Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder
Hmmm. They'll be back soon enough. Manslaughter? 🤔
Lol definitely could argue theft and property damage too.
Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them
Dog fighting
Rance
Sweats profusely
Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.
Least cannibalistic colony in the rim
Running someone over with a train (Factorio)
Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons
Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.
Space piracy.
Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)
Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"
Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?
Pushing a goblin off a roof.
Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.
(Witcher 3)
Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
Rocking and stoning
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE???
We fight for Rock and Stone!
"Consider this, legally speaking... rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh? Eh?"
Wiring some logic gates?
::: spoiler Game Turing complete :::
I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.
Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.
I've been playing payday 2.. the list is far too long to say it all
Building without a permit
Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).
I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended
Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.
I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist
It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!
Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
Your honor, the factory must grow.
Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd
Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.
Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale
KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
Depending on ones political alignment, either
Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours
or
Cultural genocide against indigenous people
Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).
BeamNG.drive?
I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.
Same. We can always sacrifice them for a faith boost if they keep asking questions.
Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)
Casting area-of-effect spells recklessly
Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.
Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.
Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..
Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)
Baby baby baby baby baby baaaby, trumpet starts
Disturbing the peace
Look into my eyes
Now tell me the things
You blabbing about behind my back
The tenacity
I hold it's hard to break down
It's too late for apologies
It's going down now
Is that the Russian roulette game with the creepy AF dealer? Where canonically God has already killed himself at the very same table.
No it's a japanese RPG about kids that get magic powers by shooting themselves with guns that aren't actually guns but hypnotic triggers to awaken their latent psychic powers.
Japan is fun like that.
Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.
Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots
Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.
Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils
Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?
Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.
Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.
::: spoiler Title Rain World :::
Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters
Splatting in public.
Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.
Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.
Given your username I would have hoped you kicked ass and chewed bubblegum and were all outta gum...
Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Dead Space
Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)
Blowing up a shark
I may have harvested my beets a little late.
Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.
Winning the treble with Spurs
true crime
Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.
Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions
vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)
FOR SUPER EARTH!
Osha violations (Portal 2)
Fishing
I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Stardew Valley?
Bingo
Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)
It's okay though, we're adventurers!
Baldur's Gate 3
Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.
Summoning space horrors beyond comprehension aka kraken
I see you're also beta testing KSP2
Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!
Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.
Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘
not slaying the princess I guess.
You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
Just wait until they start investigating my village breeder and iron farm.
B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.
Link is a bastard.
illegal trespassing, genocide, destruction of nature and public property, murder, inflicted torture, and 94 other charges
minecraft
Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)
A casualty while trying to survive the open road, killed by animals. My soul has left my shell.
Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something
I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)
Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..
...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.
Murdering aliens with 6 Guns(Brotato)
Helping depressed people? Sounds about right
Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).
Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...
In old schools laws, gambling.
Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
this is a big one
Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.
Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)
Uh let's see, destroying infrastructure with armoured vehicles, being involved in and actively promoting a multi generational world war, genocide, arms dealing, piracy, war crimes.
Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
Do porn games on an old android count?
Smashing blocks into the ground ...
I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.
Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.
I always wondered if they got the idea for that from Scientology auditing procedure R2-45. Which calls for shooting the person being audited in the head with a Colt 45 to exteriorize their thetan.
Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.
Team fortress 2 has it's fair share as well.
Disguising as medics, killing medics, killing prisoners of war, non metallic shrapnel, weapons that cause unnecessary suffering (incendiary, bleed) and so much more.
Saryn is my favourite bioweapon.
This was me in Duviri circuit yesterday.