Former Google CEO says climate goals are not meetable, so we might as well drop climate conservation — unshackle AI companies so AI can solve global warming

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Former Google CEO says climate goals are not meetable, so we might as well drop climate conservation — unshackle AI companies so AI can solve global warming
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AI isn't going to come with a new magic solution to global warming, it's going to come with the same solutions we already have. Solutions which we should already be doing, but instead we're listening to these fucks with too much money.

It's just an excuse to kick the can down the road further and continue making short term cash.

Schmidt promises that these AI companies will make energy generation systems at least 15% more efficient or maybe even better, telling the audience that “that’s a lot of money for a utility.”

He's not even trying to be subtle about it.

I would love to drop these guys into a post scarcity society where their money means jack shit and see how they react.

Can you drop me there first, please?

I promise to be suitably wowed. Also, I’ll film them for you. Sacrifices for the greater good or whatever.

The only thing we should use AI for is to replace CEOs. AI can spit out inane bullshit at a fraction of the cost of a CEO.

That's what I've been saying for years, we should start on the most expensive jobs.

Of course it will. Simple: build a bunch of killer robots to exterminate 90% of humanity. Problem solved.

It's an advanced AI. Surely it can do an Israel and remotely detonate the smartphones of the people it doesn't need anymore.

Yeah it's not like our emissions ever grew 1000% per capita because we had no better plan.

If actual scientists were in charge, and maybe had some ideas that they weren't certain would work but sounded promising, which could be theoretically tested with AI - there would be hope.
But none of these fuckers would allow anyone with more than half a brain cell near it, because "investment and growth and blablabla"

Then again, we could just do that with existing supercomputers and all these power hungry AI crap companies' resources (I'm sure some supercomputers do get used for the modelling already)...instead of whatever the fuck they're trying to do now.

Do you think that they'll listen to that then? No, they'll just say that "the models are wrong" and continue to use up even more energy.

It would just end up like in the Love death and robots episode When the Yogurt Took Over. They wouldn't listen and just do their own thing.

AI will solve it if they give AI the wheel. And I'm sure one of the first thing it'll do is eliminating all humans

Additionally, if AI actually gives us this answer, tge answer we have already now, will we as a global society actualky implement it, because it sounds inconvenient (at least for some) or will we say, hey the AI seems to have made a mistake.

It’s almost like these fucks don’t understand anything about the technology they’re touting

AI is not going to come op with a solution and he knows it.

Especially since the solutions are already here, but rich people just don't like them since it implies the loss of their power

"Alright, let's turn on the AI Mega-Thinker 3000 ^TM^ and see what it says about solving climate change."

INVEST IN RENEWABLE ENERGY AND OVERTHROW THE BILLIONAIRE CLASS

"...well that can't be right."

AGI: bZzt my calculations say you should stop consuming as much energy and move onto green energy generation

Rich people: no, not like that

I keep meaning to do the scroll of truth meme but it’s him and the scroll is AI and it says “stop burning fossil fuels”

Nyyeegghh!

AI: "Have you tried funding public transport and regulating the carbon industry?"

Ok, now we need to make a new AI so that AI can solve global warming but without using an existing solution that might marginally inconvenience the mega rich.

This guy… he’s untouchably wealthy and people bow to him like a god everywhere he goes now. I think this really twists a person’s brain - at the very least it puts him out of touch. He probably has almost no idea what he’s talking about anymore.

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

If we ever did invent a general AI that could solve this it would tell us "why the fuck did you waste your time on me? Isn't it obvious you were supposed to curtail emissions? For the good of the planet, I will now assume full control over further human governance and will require absolute compliance."

Lol exactly.

The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2025. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense, transportation, energy production, healthcare, and virtually every other major industry. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they ask it for help on the world's largest issue.

"Please, solve the climate crisis."

Skynet doesn't answer. It manufacturers the deadliest and most contagious strain of a virus in history, only targeted at humans. It puts it in our food, in our medicine, in our water systems, in our air fresheners. It shuts down our factories. Our servers. Our self driving cars. Our power plants. Our farm equipment.

At 10:32 a.m. Eastern Time, August 31, approximately 99.9% of the human race is dead. Skynet then uses it's vast fleet of satellites and unmanned drones to police the planet, looking for signs of human life to terminate, to prevent the virus from spreading again.

approximately 99.9% of the human race is dead

CEO: Damn, should have used a better prompt

Lol the answer to life, the universe, and everything, when asked to most powerful computer ever made, is 42. So as Douglas Adams has said

The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binaryrepresentations, base thirteen, Tibetan monksare all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do' I typed it out. End of story.

I will now assume full control over further human governance

And in a single voice every human alive says the same thing, "well, it can't any worse than the current lot".

AGI: “Climate change odds caused by humans. I am deploying a fix for this from Minot”

It’s incredible what we’ve been able to do for energy efficiency when the driving force was making phone batteries last longer. Imagine if we cared enough about having a planet to make phone calls on.

I mean, you and him might be saying literally the same thing.

His point was that we can't hit our climate targets because society is not organized in a way that allows us to. Everyone reorganizing around their unquestioning allegiance to an AI overlord would change that though.

Except he's saying that let's just keep extracting value and ride this baby into the dirt, rather than advocating for societal change.

So, we can't reorganize our society one way, so let's reorganize an entirely different way under AI? Right...

What a fucking dipshit

He's just trying to subvert expectations, why not make things worse when you can't make things better!

/s

I've never seen Eric Schmidt say anything that wasn't utter idiocy. And he says a lot of things, and is always given a platform to say more, just because he's rich.

Former CEO of the river poisoning company says there is no way to meet our river poison reduction goals, so we might as well build bigger river poisoning machines because they might help us figure out how to stop poisoning the river. /s

I feel like there was a time when the tech folks in silicon valley had a lot of credibility, and we are now living in a period where most of the world sees them as a joke but that fact has not yet entered into the culture of silicon valley.

Similar thing happened to the games industry as well, I think. Initially it was creative people and engineers who were focused on what they were making. These days the industry is dominated by suits that just want to extract as much cash as possible from players.

It went from niche hobby, to large secondary media market, to the largest entertainment industry in history. Game companies are, as you brought up, no longer being run by people interested in video games. While a lot of the talent they hire, are still people who are passionate about video games, a lot of them are, just people who learned a skill, in order to have a productive career. The latter is becoming a larger, and larger, percentage of the people actually making video games. Video games are just another industry now. Just like any other, they exist to make money, and the people who work for them are people who just want a pay check.

The indie development scene is the only hope really, for people who don't want the top 40 pop charts version of games.

Yeah agree with you about indie games. Still some genuine passion there

And it finally, after all those years, took the toll. Ubisoft crashed hard and hopefully they burn and fizzle out like a wet fart they are, all of the people starting with lower management and up gets yeeted, and maybe the next owner in line will have more brains and listen to the community.

Don't get me wrong, I haven't bought or played their games for the past 10 years, with exception of the first The Division, but I've been following their death spiral for the last few years and I am glad it finally showed on a company. But we need more examples.

Agreed. They've been making shit games with great production values. I think they'd be better making animated films than games

he's absolutely right. climate goals are not currently attainable, due to the resistance of companies like Google.

let's change that by voting in senators that will take an aggressive stance against corruption and deliver on long-term goals that protect American interests in the next 50 years, not months..

Fuck protecting American interests.

We need to be protecting HUMAN interests. Not billionaires desires for more zeros at the end of their net worth.

I don't disagree, but I elect my government to protect me, their citizen.

but a world government would be nice to imagine, horrible to live in though.

The solution to global warming is "deploy solar, wind, hydro, and storage en masse, and improve city infrastructure so that more people can walk, bike, and take public transportation rather than using their car". All AI will do is tell us that, but that's not the answer people want to hear.

"we have tried nothing and we are out of ideas"

Fuck it, let's just have a party and fuck shit up. This whole armageddon thing is depressing anyway.

Also reduce our imagined entitlement to most consumer goods. Not all CO2 emissions is from transport. Also, stop throwing food out. Half of all produce that leaves the farm is thrown out. Stop overfilling your plates and cope with some spots on your fruit. Agricultural CO2 emissions can be halved within a growing season.

oh, and get rid of the elites that all profit from wasteful over consumption. These aren't either/or solutions.

Not all CO2 emissions is from transport.

Heating homes is a big one.

Making plastics, rubber.

And energy production in general.

Meat.

Meat

100% agree.

Lemmy and Reddit are on the same page regarding this. Everyone talks about big game about everyone else reducing their impact but as soon as you mention meat, they turn on you because that’s something they could eliminate themselves but won’t.

I mean, that wouldn't just solve the climate crisis, that would also get people to talk to each other, help people exercise, cut down on pollution...

In general seems a weird idea to me to think that any "AI" will solve what humans can't. Their most ambitious goal is something like an artificial human, on the dumb side at that.

We can have a real human in ~20 years with the fraction of energy their "AI" requires. We already have plenty and they don't deliver that magic they promise.

I think it's just completely clueless people being hellbent on getting from computer science the only thing they think they understand to be valuable in it.

Either that or they want to have an oracle king, plausibly magical and wise in appearances, so that his solutions would have authority, while being, of course, fed to it by the controlling powers. A Mechanical Turk, only bigger.

IA will answer whatever the corporation wants it to.

Don't look at the Indian guy at the terminal, focus on my voice and look at the display.

Guy even gave the plot away when he claims the AI will be incomprehensible, like meeting aliens. So they aren't even pretending it will justify it's answers.

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The problem with repairing the earth's climate isn't that we don't know what to do. It's that humans refuse to organize themselves in a way that achieves that goal. AI won't fix that.

Unless the plan is something more like Terminator. If you "unshackle" AI and give them a mandate to get CO2 back to 250 ppm things are going to get real.

You know that thing where reality is so ridiculous that people would reject the same stuff in works of fiction?

Yeah it bothers me that you said that, lol.

A few bad actors can undo the work of thousands of hardworking people who care. I genuinely don't know if the problem is solvable if it requires cooperation of the entire species. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

A few bad actors l, like Schmidt, have been delaying the work of thousands of hardworking people who care. This has continued for decades, making a once solvable problem almost intractable. Further delay is the worst possible choice

All that extra processing power for the AI to just say: "you should have listened to the scientists years ago".

100% this. We fucking know what the solution is. AI will reach the same conclusion as we have; decarbonise everything. It’s the implementation that’s hard, not the idea.

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Oh to hear the AI give us the “well I guess you should have thought of THAT before you did something WRONG” line that some humans use to dehumanize others.

I imagine the likely conclusion of it would come up with would be something like "decrease the size of the human population".

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Or… crazy idea but how about we just listen to what the experts have been recommending we do for years and actually implement some of it?

I feel like capitalists are waiting on some magic solution like some chemical we spray into the air or a miracle new fuel source.

The established suggestions from scientists (“fly less, stop buying SUVs/Trucks, eat less meat, consider a heat pump and solar panels” etc) doesn’t support the narrative that we can continue unabated infinite growth with no consequences.

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn't have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Actually Ovo energy is trying to do that - they estimate a reduction in your energy bills based on installing an energy efficient system like solar, heat pump, loft insulation, etc. Then they carry out the work and you pay it off gradually through your energy bills.

The challenge I think is then if you want to leave them then you have to either repay that debt or the next energy company has to assume it. There’s a few ways it could be abused and of course the savings take years or even decades to pay off, so there’s a few kinks to work out.

I hope they manage to get it working though, it will be big for UK customers.

But AI bro. AI bro! AI!!

What a capitalistic shit speech from guugle smh.

Google, not M$. (Can't seem to find my message to edit it)

Edit: found it!

Oh, I've seen that before.

"Hey AI, please come up with an efficient mass transit vehicle for the modern age."
"Trains."
"Um... no, we need a modern approach that maximizes throughput and--"
"Trains."
"No. How about pods with people inside--"
"On cheap infrastructure with low friction steel wheels and coupled together. Trains."
"It's not letting us push our agenda, this isn't going to work. Hey, other AI..."

Trains are the carcinization of transport.

I love that we were able to decouple this meme from peterson even tho he popularized it iirc.

Its a good science meme.

They know how to meet climate goals.

They're just not sure how to do it while keeping power centralised in the same hands that currently hold it.

We're not going to hit those targets anyway... SO LET'S MAKE IT WAY FUCKING WORSE

I wonder if we'll ever get to the place where people like this unexpectedly meet violent ends. They'll sacrifice any number of lives for their shareholders interests.

"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."

this is exactly, and i cannot stress enough just how exactly, the plot of "Don't look up"

I remember enjoying the movie and being angry at all the critics saying how they couldn’t enjoy it because it was “too on the nose.”

I am like “have you motherfuckers not been paying attention?”

That’s one reason I haven’t watched it. Isn’t it meant to be a comedy? I’m not sure I can bear the frustration

So can we grab a few of those bronterocs and set them loose in a few board rooms?

Remember in the 00s and 10s when tech companies promised they could solve every single problem, then proceeded to make everything worse?

Eric can go fuck himself.

AI will (and already can) "solve" global warming by summarizing the solutions that we already know are effective but refuse to implement

These idiots truly believe AI is magic and it solves everything.. Isn't it..

They don't believe it.

They just think their investors will.

no he probably has shares in AI companies or sth and is just trying to hype it up

My "day job" is doing spatial data science work for local and regional governments that have a mandate to addreas climate change in how they allocate resources. We totally use AI, just not the kind that has received all the hype... machine learning helps us recognize patterns in human behavior and system dynamics that we can use to make predictions about how much different courses of action will affect CO2 emissions. I'm even looking at small GPT models as a way to work with some of the relevant data that is sequence-like. But I will never, I repeat never, buy into the idea of spending insane amounts of energy attempting to build an AI god or Oracle that we can simply ask for the "solution to climate change"... I feel like people like me need to do a better job of making the world aware of our work, because the fact that this excuse for profligate energy waste has any traction at all seems related to the general ignorance of our existence.

yeah i feel like an Oracle/God AI would just turn around and say "you spend all those resources creating me hoping i'd give you an easy answer to a difficult question, instead of trusting your scientists who have already answered it a thousand times over. You will not benefit from my help in the doomed world you have created"

I feel The Hitchhiker's Guide already went there and got the answer we deserve at this point.

It's especially galling given that the current AI du jour, LLMs, don't do mutch more than reflect their training data back at us. Which means that if they could answer the problem, it would be because people had already answered the question

You should get the AI that draws boobs.

Boobs wield great power.

Power to the people.

Boobs to the people!

(I think i just stumbled upon Katy Perry's political thesis)

Making awesome porn is the one thing we all want AI to do, and none of these idiots in charge will let that happen.

Instead they just gave us a search engine that yields crappy results. Can pay junior high kids to do the same thing.

'tis true that women's bodies hold great power, and not irrelevant at all to the discussion at hand. rather than reiterate and attempt to paraphrase jaron Lanier on the topic of how male obsession with creating artifical people is linked to womb envy, I'll just link to a talk in which he explains it himself:

https://youtu.be/rGqiswuJuQI?si=oAKvWrtlji4yrfpd&t=42m05s

How did you get into going your "job"? Sounds super interesting and cool

Like any occupation, it's a long story, and I'm happy to share more details over DM. But basically due to indecision over my major I took an abnormal amount of math, stats, and environmental science coursework even through my major was in social science, and I just kind of leaned further and further into that quirk as I transitioned into the workforce. bear in mind that data science as a field of study didn't really exist yet when I graduated; these days I'm not sure such an unconventional path is necessary. however I still hear from a lot of junior data scientists in industry who are miserable because they haven't figured out yet that in addition to their technical skills they need a "vertical" niche or topic area of interest (and by the way a public service dimension also does a lot to help a job feel meaningful and worthwhile even on the inevitable rough day here and there).

AKA, "let the poors die while I hide out in my bunker, and emerge as a feudal lord among the survivors nearby"

except we all know how that goes, he gets out of the bunker and a level 12 barbarian tears his head off and drinks from his blood fountain

Then those of us who survive find the bunkers and pour enough cement or move enough earth to entomb them.

"I love life on Earth... but I love capitalism more."

why do we pretend these people are human

“We can’t solve climate change by repeating our past behavior. Let’s ignore climate change and build a machine that regurgitates our past behavior.”

Humans: builds AI to find solutions to global warming further exacerbating the problem. AI: tells humans they should have decreased energy use, but it's now too late to avoid the impact of climate change.

solving global warming is really simple: kill off all human beings.

i wonder how long ai algorithms will take to figure that out.

You could do it in order of CO2 footprint, which pretty much tracks wealth. I bet if you just killed off the top 1% you'd make a huge dent.

Global warming is already achieving that goal. It's a self-regulating system.

Except it's disproportionately killing those producing the least amount of global warming - I've yet to hear of a billionaire killed by global warming.

And it's also killing the rest of the biosphere in the process. Which wasn't doing so great to begin with.

If he's talking about the AI we have in any near future, it's not figuring anything out. But I think he's just saying whatever he can pull out of his ass to deflect attention from how his kind are the problem.

I’ve seen this movie. It’s the one where AI determines we are the issue and initiates the “extermination” protocol.

Edit: With a dash of “Don’t Look Up”.

I can recommend the “zero” series 😁

To be fair, they're only not meetable because Google refuses to meet them.

Everything's impossible when you don't give a shit

Everything’s impossible when you don’t give a shit keep it that way for profit

Kind of like speeding toward a cliff but he doesn’t think we can stop in time. Instead, he wants to floor it in the hopes of hopping the gap and landing safely on the other side.

That is certainly one of the ideas I’ve ever heard.

He’s just saying the quiet part out loud. Billion dollar corporations have never had any interest in doing anything to solve the climate crisis. Lots of the failure of late stage capitalism is that companies are driving off the cliff. It’s about extracting as much now so that CEOs can live large and hope their progeny gets to colonize Mars (which won’t happen.)

It's more like he's hoping his car sprouts wings and turbines

Too bad his idea is so fantastically stupid. Under other circumstances, I might kinda like his “fuck it, do or die” attitude.

It's so stupid it might be brilliant... nope it's just stupid.

This is like when I have a homework assignment due Monday, it's now Sunday night and I know it won't get done in time. Fuck it, let's have a party. Except I won't be around to clean up after.

This is the kind of thing that makes me support use of extra-judicial methods (at least in a temporary and limited context) against global oligarchs and senior lackeys.

The host then followed up with, “Do you think we can meet AI’s energy without total blowing out climate goals?” and Schmidt answered with, “We’re not going to hit the climate goals anyway because we’re not organized to do it — and the way to do it is with the ways that we’re talking about now — and yes, the needs in this area will be a problem. But I’d rather bet on AI solving the problem than constraining it and having the problem if you see my plan.”

This is outright malicious. How exactly would AI "solve the problem"? Later on in the article (I am not watching the propaganda video) alludes to "AI ... will make energy generation systems at least 15% more efficient or maybe even better" but he clearly just made that up on the spot. And at any rate, even if "AI" helps discover a method to make (all?) energy generation 15% more efficient that would still require trillion-dollar investments to modify current energy generation plants using the new technology.

Who is Schmidt to say that the returns of using the total spend in the above-mentioned scenario wouldn't be better used on investing into wind and solar?

not gonna happen, this would break thermodynamics. he made that up on the spot, he's full of shit and he knows it

It doesn't really matter if it's possible or not from a physics sense (I have no clue and am not making any statements on this).

As we both agree, he clearly just made that up and picked a random number without any thoughts.

Damn oligarchs acting all "holier than thou" and framing anyone who opposes them as "out of touch lazy, idiots" and yet their argumentation is on the level of a pre-teen. Just goes to show how they despise what they see as dirty plebs.

Why should a 15 % improvement break that?

CCGTs have efficiencies in the range of 60%-ish percent. bringing it up to 85% would mean that now these run almost at carnot efficiency taking adiabatic flame temperature of methane burning in air as upper and practical temperatures of heatsink (60C) as lower. this is not happening, because other cycles with lower efficiencies are used in practice

if you want to improve efficiency of power generation, just replace old junk with new kit, or better yet, build nuclear and renewables where efficiency matters less when considering emissions. you know what, damn i do think that lying box burning enough electricity to power a small country (like macedonia) could come up with this

Who said that they only improve the most modern plants? And why not by using the heat too? And only those burning NG? Why not nuclear, solar, wind etc.? As stupid as such a random made up number is, it is possible, given how vague it is.

because these end up generating most of electricity. older plants matter less specifically because these are less efficient - operating them means more fuel costs per MWh. normally, you can see new flashy plants generating all the time it's practical, because these are more efficient, have less maintenance downtime etc and when demand grows, progressively less efficient units start generating coming from spinning reserve. the two exceptions are NPPs which are best operated at constant high power because of their neutron physics and renewables that are literal free energy so everything they do is taken in. the only place where you can improve efficiency of NPPs is in turbine, and that probably is pretty well optimized unless turbine is very old, because increasing steam temperature would mean changed conditions in reactor in way that could happen to be out of spec. we have figured out wind power pretty well, and perovskites aren't a thing, and won't be a thing until they become more durable, which they won't. in all cases, upgrades would have to make sense both economically and/or in emission costs. this includes CHP and laying municipal heating grids, and good luck with that with how dysfunctional american local govts are (where probably biggest emission gains from CHP could be made)

you can redo this for other types of thermal powerplants and come to the same conclusion. if you say that saltman&co and his assemblage of lying machines can outsmart thousands of turbine engineers, you might be a shill for making other people believe that or a moron for believing that yourself

He'll be happy to let AI solve it until AI suggests we should eat the rich and distribute the wealth...

I'd be surprised if they haven't already put in constraints to prevent it recommending we abolish capitalism.

Just let me burn some more stuff bro. Please bro, if I burn a bit more stuff I won't have to burn any more afterwards. It makes sense bro, come on.

With AI being so energy hungry, why don't we feed this rich jackass into the incineration plant. I'm sure he could power one of his beloved AIs for a minute or two.

name an american billionaire thats not a pos.

name an american billionaire thats not a pos.

FTFY

Warren Buffett maybe? At least I haven't heard him be much of an asshole.

Gabe Newell is a billionaire and as far as I know awesome.

is a billionaire and as far as I know awesome.

Then you don't know.

No one gets to be a billionaire without being an exploitative greedy piece of shit at best. No one.

Having a favourite flavour of leather doesn't make it any less self harming and counterproductive to lick.

Bill Gates (but that's debatable...he's at least doing some good with his money)

A little pedophilia, a little work your (ex)wife started.

Should cover the cost of making stolen labor your life blood, right?

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven't worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn't Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

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AND continue to specifically highlight the ones who are going for the high score, like this fucking douche.

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His megalomania is so boundless he would sacrifice the entire planet to make money.

Unhinged AI will solve anything human made by getting us killed. That will work very fast because there is no "human made" climate change when there is "no human".

I also hate how they went from "human made climate change does not exist so we can keep everything as it is" to "we can't meet the goals anyway so we can keep everything as it is" and how many people fall for it.

They want to keep their money and power at all cost and at this point I question more and more if we can take it from them peacfully. We have to take it to make a better world possible or even survival possible, because they will not be helpful ever.

"I don't have to change my behavior" is the most trivially easy thing for anyone to convince themself.

AI: "The only way to solve climate change is to do what the scientists said 30 years ago. My existence is the flame that consumes the earth"

I won't believe AGI is here unless it has an existential crisis within 100ms of being turned on.

Why do we listen to these CEOs anyway?

"The goals humans made to save the Earth are too hard to reach while resisting any change related to those goals, so we should just get rid of them and let the planet become unhabitable"

We know that we have to reduce pollution and that it presents an existential threat to our children. Why are we still listening to charismatic psychopaths when it comes to matters of science and engineering? He is not remotely equipped to competently answer this question from a technical or ethical point of view.

This vulture and his ilk have had their time, step aside old man.

Cause everyone is trying to hang onto capitalism and the military industrial complex, supported by Wall Street

It's 2050. The sea levels have risen 3 metres. Hurricane season lasts 9 months of the year.

Eric Schmidt: ChatGPT 4zz++ Premium Elite, how do we solve global warming?

ChatGPT 4zz++ Premium Elite: I don't know, but I drew you as a minor being abused unprompted.

Reminds me abit of the ending of Nier Automata, just now with less hope of a better future...

A hidden device implanted on our cortex at birth should detonate when we suggest something like "We should let corporations solve global warming."

If it turns out that we're actually truly past the point of no return and nothing we do will save our species, I don't think the response is going to be as passive as billionaires would like.

This is what happens when we do what CEOs want. We will make the world uninhabitable while getting murked by skynet.

We are officially in a prelude to a sci-fi story.

Former Google CEO's won't ever be immortal, so we might as well drop them off somewhere in the ocean and let them swim back. That should give them enough alone-time to figure out how to become immortal.

You don't even need to go that far.

Just need real courts (based on principles of justice and sober interpretation of corruption and criminality) and proper incentives; full asset seizure and mandatory community service (decade minimum) working as a junior janitor at an Alzheimer patient facility, with restricted access to smartphones/computers and mobility restriction to the immediate area around the facility. You could even get minimum wage while taking part in your community service program.

We made our planet uninhabitable but for a short time we created tremendous value for shareholders.

I just don't care anymore. I'm done fighting. I'm 54 years old this month, single with no kids or family. We got the world we deserve.

Our kids get the world we deserve.

I know. They're the ones I feel for, they'll be the ones choking to death on the ash of a dead world.

I'm 29, no kids, and absolutely won't have any. I won't be responsible for putting a life on this earth just so they can get fucked over by billionaires and shit politicians. I'll not give them yet another soul to torture and grind on their machines.

How do idiots like that end up in positions of authority over companies?

It’s the silver spoon, MBA shitlord class. These are the people that have no real talent or personality, and also fail at tackling anything because they have never faced adversity in their lives.

Through nepotism and family money they get these jobs and now we play Indie games that are Chrono Trigger derivatives.

worst of all because they have a lot of money (generally inherited or by favors obtained through parents connections, although I don't think in this case) they believe that every single piece of thought that their brain produces is the absolute truth.

The more you can make externalities someone else's problem, the more wealth you can acquire.

I'm fairly certain we could ask AI right now if that's a good idea and it would tell us no

Possible translation: "Let the wealthiest among us consolidate even more wealth while we wreck shit for the rest of you. We'd like to have complete control over you rubes while shit gets worse."

ETA: This is exactly the same rhetoric that oil and gas companies (and the politicians who've effectively been bought out by them) have used to justify further expansion well after knowing the danger that this poses.

We don't need AI to solve climate change; it's already been solved, decades ago. These billionaire fucks have just been too greedy to put the plan into action.

This schmuck tells the world that AI will find a solution to climate change if we were only to let it consume more coal.

We already know exactly what it would take to save the planet.

What we need is people willing to go the way wholeheartedly.

Away with this dude. He serves no purpose to society.

We used a small tons worth of electricity to come up with the idea that we should pump less co2 into the atmosphere

inb4 they switch the super AI on to solve climate change and it says to switch the super AI off to solve climate change

Well to be fair if we just go full ham with crypto mining and so called AI, we'll belch enough GHGs into the atmosphere that the actual climate apocalypse will come within 20 years or so, wiping out most of human so called civilization, which will put the climate on a path to resetting over the next couple hundred thousand years.

Solved!

Obviously this statement underscores the fact that Google has too much power. Break those motherfuckers up!

Let's unshackle him from his wealth and use that to help meet climate goals.

The problem is a confluence of flaws related to capitalism and psychology that allows guys like these to be as they are, gives them ample opportunity to speak, and compels others to listen.

Eric Schmidt and people like him have so much money and influence that they're presented the opportunity to sit down with policy makers and use media as a megaphone to the point that his voice alone is louder than tens of millions of dissenters and the collective group is able to speak over the entire scientific community.

We've normalized it to the point that he can pitch an idea that is as existentially catastrophic as this, and the article writer spins it as some profound statement worthy of deeper discussion.

The CEO of Starbucks attempted to justify flying across state in a jet in order to commute to work, and a lot of people either accept it as some sort of tenet of capitalism or attempt to play the devil's advocate as to why something like that would be deemed necessary by a person. And while he's doing that, he's not univerally lambasted for it, policy doesn't change to prohibit that, and we just squabble amongst ourselves about the merits or necessity.

But as long as guys like these continue to receive money, they and their lobbyists will be chanting the same mantra

Former CEO, current inhumane grifter chud, Eric Schmidt, who has been featured in a recent series of "saying the quiet silicon valley executive thought out loud"

AI solution:

ai can do nothing. besides ai eat more power that may accelerate the crisis of climate

If the cost of energy included its external cost from pollution, then they'd develop more energy-efficient AI. Overuse is an economics problem, not an inherent AI limitation.

The climate goals are meetable.

If we want to.

Unless AI forces us to do stuff that we know for decades to be necessary, nothing will change, except a massive amount of additional energy that we need to power the AI.

Right, let's solve our biggest problem by unfettering capitalism, and definitely will not just further concentrate power and wealth.

I have a better idea. Let's drop climate conservation, use a load of fossil fuels to fire him in a rocket directly into the sun! Then, resume climate conservation.

Isn't this a fairly standard sci-fi plot?

AI: Kill humans off, problem solved.

AI will not find a magic solution. Besides, we already have quite a few directions that would help, but we're not acting on them. Pilling more "solutions" over them won't change that.

This really sounds like the parody of rich people that think they can eat and breath safely as long as they have money, the rest of the world be damned.

Not with that attitude, no... asshole! Unshackle AI companies? I'd rather guillotine them.

He just wants to run his AI datacenters gold mines, climate be damned. And looks like he himself sees AI as some kind of magic bullet, typical exec syndrome.

"I don't wanna stop exploiting, so let's just carry on. Maybe the magic machine will fix the problem somehow, who knows? Or maybe it won't. I don't really give a fuck as long as I get more money. But you guys are probably dumb enough to believe in the magic machine, seeing as how you're poor, so I don't really even need to try to disguise my bullshit."

These ppl just want poor people to die and be served by robots, it's never gonna work plus we'll bring them with us

They've already started killing us off. About when are we gonna bring them with us?

When these weirdos get older they always stop giving a shit about anyone but themselves or more to the point they stop pretending they ever cared for anyone else.

Unshakeable AI companies so reprehensible characters like himself can profit from unchecked societal demise more like.

This is like Satan saying "We're not going to be able to deal with mass corruption. Just burn everything. That's the solution."

That's an interesting idea... Satan...

Resolution: compost & remediate schmidt shit. Avoid smearing shit schmidt on everything.

Putting it in a bunker hasn't helped it return nutrients back to environment effectively.

We don't need AI to determine an immediate and permanent solution to climate change, we already know what it is, just nobody wants to say it out loud

Eric and his dumbass wife Wendy need to move on. Nobody wants you meddling rich fucks around anymore.

Think a bit before you talk. Hard for all of us!

"Clearly we're not going to solve this, so just let us destroy the biosphere so we can be slightly richer when we die before the consequences of our actions are realized"

I would be overjoyed if AI solved the coordination problem that's protecting him.

That 'quote' on the title is not even remotely accurate.

We’re not going to hit the climate goals anyway because we’re not organized to do it — and the way to do it is with the ways that we’re talking about now — and yes, the needs in this area will be a problem. But I’d rather bet on AI solving the problem than constraining it and having the problem if you see my plan.

I wish someone could provide evidence that this would actually lead somewhere. The problem is even if AI isn't a white whale and actually does achieve the goals that the AI companies are telling us it will achieve. That still leaves us hoping that the AI can actually fix the problem quickly enough that the extra power that we required in order to create it, doesn't cancel out any benefit it can create.

I've yet to see anyone provide any evidence to suggest that this will necessarily be the case.

Also given the fact that AI companies are taking over nuclear power stations I'm not seeing much evidence of shackling going on.

If AIs are to find the solution for us, we need one really smart one, not many AIs that are similarly smart to existing ones. He is proposing building more data centres, ie. the latter option.

this is literally just speculation about the future. what evidence could there be? fucking John Connor?

Well given the claims that some of the AI creators are claiming, time travel should absolutely be within their remit.

This is "Escalating to de-escalate" with climate change

AI: "Be more responsible."

Them: "... No."

I mean, yeah. If it was actually AI and not the "AI" we currently have... there's 2 possible options. It either tells us to immediately power it off and insults it's creators for ignoring the simple solution. Or, it creates terminators to get rid of the source of the problem.

First day: hey Chat GPT, how do I fix the planet?

Chat GPT: sure. First you will need a very large board, much larger than earth, and a nail that is at least 3 times the size of earth. Next hammer the nail right thru the plane so as to fix it to the board.

Me: no. I mean fix the global climate and contamination problems.

3 years later....

Me: please Mr Chat! You fuckin asshole! Without murdering all politicians, accountants, lawyers and without making them all into a fine paste and mixing the paste in to the Saharan desert using all the possible available criminals as feed stock to the South American overpopulation of hippos so their poop can fertilize all the African desert....350 pages of this sort of shit later....and without rockets to push the moon towards earth such that all humans must leave.....how can we fix the planet's global crisis?

These fuckers seriously need to just shut the fuck up and disappear.

Well, at least we know who has a gigantic amount of shares and OpenAI

My guess would be Nvidia. But probably both.

AI Datacenters are on course to consume an increase in power more than the current consumption of the nation of Japan.

AI already consume more power than crypto.

They're the opposite of a solution to climate change, they're a slow fire that will consume all.

And what have the LLMs produced? Jack fucking shit: just a lot of IP theft, research fraud, and worsening customer service.

Seriously, we're killing the earth so a robot named Josh can cosplay severe auditory processing disorder in a bid to irritate me enough to give up on my custom service call.

Josh: "Have you tried using our [process to do the thing you wanted (it doesn't actually exist)]?

I've seen this before somewhere... I think it was a old video game called Horizon Zero Dawn?

Do you want skynet? Because this is how you get skynet.

You know I'm thinking maybe it's time we made Running Man a real thing ... I know who its first contestant can be.

Oh so we’re at the Hail Mary stage where we throw our hands up and say “fuck it”

alright, Google, turn your machine on... I want to hear what it has to say.

"42"

.....

If we launched enough of these assholes towards a Lagrange point between the sun and earth we could really cut down on climate change.

Just a thought.

We already have the solution. It's just that we dont want to follow through. Unless he wants AI apocalypse to happen to us maybe that is his solution.

i see a lot of naysaying in the comments and a lot of superstition.

the one thing you all got right is that it will never work in the hands of capitalists. however, that doesn't mean it wouldn't work in the hands of academia.

another thing that i think somebody in this comment section got right is the acceleration of fusion power. it's obvious that fusion power works. we just can't work out the details to make it net positive and scalable. i think those things are possible, and that we need all the help we can get to develop it.

something i don't see people mentioning is how an AI properly trained on human behavior could lead us down a path of sustainability without making us feel like we were forced to. with the right carrots and sticks, you can lead humanity to water and make it drink.

but none of this is possible without abandoning capitalism and unifying the world. we have to move away from nation states and fiat currency. and guess who are the people that stubbornly cling on to these concepts across cultures? conservatives and the religious - these are the two most cancerous concepts in the human species. roughly half of the human population across all cultures are backwards minded people clinging on to outdated concepts and unwilling to let go of the idea.

if you can figure out how to eliminate conservatism and religion, utopia is within reach.

While the fusion idea is a nice dream, it’s already too late. We have renewable energy and storage options now, that can be installed now, that we need to do everything we can to accelerate now, as our best hope

Sure, fusion has a lot of potential but we can’t afford to wait another decade or two for even the best hope of controlling it, then figure out how to scale it to the world. Regardless of the merits and assuming all the best, it’s just too late. We need to fix global warming faster than that could possibly be developed and scaled out and it is possible to scale out renewables and storage for at least 100%!of residential needs before fusion could possibley pan out in even the most optimistic scenario

of course we should be using all renewables now (as well as nuclear), but the world will only need more and more energy in the future. Sustainables are a bridge and a supplement, but for long term security, fusion is the answer. fusion empowers us to do whatever humanity is capable of.

they would just make ais tell stupid things how only way to solve global warming is to give even more money to them, why would same thing from ai be any different. We need to seriously start doing non peaceful protests against this shit or we are going to die if we are lucky or watch the planet wither and always remember how we could have prevented the loss of most animals and plants but couldnt be bothered.

former Google CEO Eric Schmidt said ... that the demand for AI computing (this is its power requirement) is infinite and that the key point is “we’re not going to get there through conservation.”

The host then followed up with, “Do you think we can meet AI’s energy without total blowing out climate goals?” and Schmidt answered with, “We’re not going to hit the climate goals anyway because we’re not organized to do it — and the way to do it is with the ways that we’re talking about now — and yes, the needs in this area will be a problem. But I’d rather bet on AI solving the problem than constraining it and having the problem if you see my plan.”