A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived

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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived | Stuart Heritage
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This is a story of one bootlicking employee who was in desperate need of fucking off and minding his own business:

However, just as the movie started, an employee told them to put their snack bags away, the report said. They agreed but the employee apparently insisted on sitting next to them to monitor the snack situation.

A few minutes later, one of the children popped a Skittle he was already holding into his mouth, and quite frankly, all hell broke loose, the women said. The employee started shouting at them, and said that the police would be called unless they left. This is when the children started crying.

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’

Dude's progressed from boot licking to boot felatio to boot deep throat, what in the fuck seriously.

Fascists have it so easy, give the average fucker a little pin and tell them they're special helpers and they'll do this kind of thing for free.

I See that In movies and go BS no one cares that much for such a minor role but nope your right there is someone so petty.

I think some people are like that and we notice them because they make themselves a spectacle. Best option is to laugh at them.

Even the theatre was probably like "bro chill".

Hopefully they fired the guy and referred him to a mental health institute. If I was a parent, I would definitely not visit a place where my kids get told I could be killed for their actions.

Seriously, what is a guy like this even gonna do for the rest of his life? Moving to the US and becoming a cop?

They were trespassed by the theater, so they don't really have a choice in the matter there.

Also, I've seen a video of the encounter, and their conduct towards the employees was pretty poor, and they refused to leave.

Is he secretly an American? Because that sounds far more like something I'd hear here. Atrocious.

Yeah I thought it was US based on context too. I should've been suspicious when the employee didn't open fire on the family...

whispers: your moral narcissism is showing

That's a really weird compliment

Yeah, the world needs more smug assholes, that’ll make it better.

I agree with what I think you're trying to say, which is that moral narcissism is good, but I don't think moral n*rcissists are smug assholes. I think they're people with a pathological need to improve and treat others with kindness.

So by making some snarky comment about how a guy working at a movie theater would probably just shoot the whole family if they were all in America, you think the original comment is by someone who seeks to improve and treat others with kindness? Are you even reading the same thread?

No. I said it was a weird compliment and I meant it. It's weird to call this movie theatre guy a moral n*rcissist. He doesn't act like one at all!

Impossible to improve if there is no reflecting on the current reality before changing. I'm just reflecting on mine: I braced myself for another murder story and was pleasantly surprised, even if this story was still a bad one.

Why are people incapable of understanding the US isn't the source of all evil? Shitty people exist everywhere. It's really not that complex of an idea to understand.

I think, it's more the US love of capitalism that makes people think so. It just sounds on brand that someone who worships their company that much would be in the US.

As someone who has been to South Korea, US capitalism looks downright reasonable in comparison.

And some European airports are great examples of runaway capitalism. Good luck finding your gate when you're walking through what looks like a shopping mall on steroids. No, I don't want a Burberry Armani Hermes scarf, I want a damn sandwich.

I was more under the impression it was because in developed nations, cops don't go around killing civilians for frivolous reasons. But in the US, it happens regularly.

Lol, your brain is so wired on "Capitalism Bad" and "'Murica Bad", it's the first thing you think of when anyone does anything wrong, even on the other side of the planet.

Get some air, bud. You've had enough propaganda for a lifetime.

The guy acted on behalf of the company, that he works for, at a degree that no one asked him to, nor he'll be rewarded for. And companies get put in charge in capitalism.

That's all the thought chain it took for me to get to capitalism. Literally the point of my comment was that it's not about it being bad/evil/wrong.

I'm in the US and did a double take when I saw that it was NZ; it's the Americentrism that was ingrained in me since childhood that led me to automatically assume, based on the headline, that it was a story from here.

It could easily be one of dozens of similar stories here. People here can get rabidly protective of their firearms. Threats/offensive comments like the one the employee in this situation made are common enough that I think this would only be considered a fluff piece in the states, if it made the news at all.

it's the Americentrism that was ingrained in me since childhood

You can (and should) fix that. Assuming everywhere else is better just because you haven't seen it (or buy the hype) does a disservice to the victims. Power tripping assholes exist everywhere there's power to be had.

I've unlearned much of it, but it remains an ongoing process; it's similar to how recovery from addiction is a lifelong process. Unfortunately, many of my (I'm guessing our, but don't want to assume) compatriots don't feel the need to unlearn it or don't see it as an issue to begin with.

Assuming everywhere else is better

Nowhere did I say that I assumed everywhere else was better. I can see how you inferred that, but that wasn't my implication; I suppose my sarcasm didn't come through well enough. Rather, I am just so used to that type of gun rhetoric here and not used to that from what I hear about NZ that it was a surprise.

Power tripping assholes exist everywhere there's power to be had.

Fully agreed with you.

this whole thing wouldn't be a problem if the police were the tiniest bit trustworthy

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’”

the fuck

If you work at a cinema (condolences), and you see someone smuggling snacks in, no you didn't.

A long time ago, as teens, we used to go to the movies quite often. Ofc we didn't buy the local overpriced popcorn but brought our own snacks, smuggling them, all sneaky like. One day the guy who was admitting us in was like "you should just be honest guys - no need to hide them". Of course this was not forever but for a couple of months we could bring inanything because we were not tied by the snacks being hideable.

We just take a tote bag full. If anyone says anything they have just lost our custom. Can't stop people smuggling snacks when nobody goes

I mean.....theaters ONLY make money on the consession stand. They basically break even on ticket sales, because of having to pay the movie studios. So if they make you bring the snacks back to your car BEFORE you go in, I get it.

But once you do go in? Once you're in the theater? No. If I were someone NOT with those people, I'd be angered that I followed your rules, I paid my admission, I bought from your concession stand, and now MY movie theater experience is being ruined over some fucking skittles???

I'd me more angry at the employee than the kids/mom. It would cause me to find a new movie theater.

Here's the deal. If theatres can't survive if I don't like their bad expensive snacks, Hollywood will have to figure something else out. Maybe they'll have to hire the same twenty faces less often, or take a more reasonable cut, who knows. Not my problem.

No, all that happens is the movie theaters close. Back in the 90s, in my area we had what we call quarter cinemas. These were theaters that showed movies that weren't in theaters anymore. So, older movies. Instead of $6.00 per ticket, it was $0.25, and kids under 12 were free with a paying adult.

So you could get one adult to bring 6-7 kids in, for $0.25. Problem is, nobody bought the snacks.

So now, we went from having 8-9 mega plex's, 3 mall cinemas, and 4 quarter cinemas, to now having 2 mega plex's, and thats it. Hollywood doesn't care WHERE you buy your ticket. It doesn't affect hollywood. It only affects movie goers.

When I lived near a cinema like that, I was happy to buy its snacks and even the occasional beer. The snacks were good, and only slightly marked up. They had great taste in film, and tickets were cheap.

It was a good business model, and I supported it. Nowadays it seems they've moved on to higher ticket prices and more "hot" movies. I wish them luck, but I would not likely continue to support them if I was still in their area.

It's a bad business model. The way it's supposed to work is that bad business models die. If that's not how it works anymore, all I can say is that projectors are affordable and you can make really good popcorn with ghee and powdered salt. A little turmeric gives it that yellow color. Enjoy.

People not going to the movies because there is no convenient theatre does affect Hollywood.

But action and reaction have a long delay. Don't give up your rights just because a Hollywood exec won't make his bonus this year. You need to cause economic pain for the problem to be fixed.

Have you seen the TV in your living room and the snacks in your kitchen? Turns out that's a better business model than someone else owning an extra big one far away and making you deal with their schedule and crowd.

Hollywood can do what they did during the pandemic and release everything straight to streaming. Movie theaters are not necessary any more. As a bonus, pirates get to see the best quality versions on the day of release.

I'd love to see more outdoor cinema nights instead. I grew up in an area that did those and it was amazing. I'd even step up to run it, if there was a venue.

I remember going to a drive in movie once when I was a kid. I wish those were still a thing - it was nice to have a big screen, but also some privacy from other people - but alas, technology marches on!

This is why I'm relieved that so many theatres have realized getting a liquor license is the way to go. The profit margins on canned booze sold to captive audience are insane, and then I don't even feel slight guilt about the burgers and fries I smuggled in to munch on! They definitely make enough off the 2-3 beers I'm buying to offset the popcorn I was not going to buy regardless.

Went to a cinema experience not so long ago where you could order hot pizza and cold beer via SMS during a movie. It had a whole menu for very reasonable prices. And they delivered right to your seat.

The seats were setup so the staff could sneak through the isles without disturbing the rest of the public.

I've actually been lucky enough to visit 2 theaters that were basically restaurants. Instead of rows of seats it had booths and tables where the staff would come and take your order. It was typically the "2nd running" of movies (older movies that have been taken out of theaters but not yet released) and would be a double feature for under $10. Definitely was an awesome experience and I hope there still open since this seems like an answer to the whole "we have to sell food at x2 the price" problem.

If they only make money on the concession stand, then their business model is shit and they should fail. Nobody is obligated to buy that shit and there's no reasonable grounds for policing someone's eating.

... is it smelly food or something? if not, who cares. There's fewer and fewer people watching movies now anyways why chase them away man ... it's so dumb.

I snuck a whole ass poke bowl in the other day. I tried to sit away from people.

Ehhh if it’s not old, it’s not gonna be smells enough for others a meter away to smell… and if it IS old, not a food idea to eat anyway hahaha

I mean if it was my job then yeah I'd say something. It sucks you can't bring in your own snacks but I'm not risking my job so someone can eat their own Skittles during a movie lol

"many struggling cinemas depend on the sales of pricy food and drink"

Fuck you, what they charge isnt "pricy"

its fuckin exploitative. Its why they ban you bringing in snacks, in the hopes you'll pay 20 dollars for 5 cents of popcorn aind 7 cents of soda.

also, You expect anyone to have sympathy for the theater after

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’

At that point, with comments like that, you'd be tempted to give the guy a real reason to call the police...

I mean the article does seem to understand both sides of this

its fuckin exploitative

It’s literally how they pay for the seats you’re sitting in. The money you pay for the ticket goes to the studio, not the theatre.

A poor business model on their part does not constitute a moral obligation on mine. Places like this are more than welcome to figure out ways to stay in business without being unreasonably fucking exploitative.

Why the fuck do you people think there is an obligation? A) don’t go or b) don’t eat. If you go to a business, you play by their rules.

Buncha fucking children that want everything their way, or they bitch and complain on the internet. Just don’t go and stfu about it?

Wait'll you find out I also sometimes go in ten or fifteen minutes after the posted showtime so I don't have to watch the ads they got paid to show me before the movie starts.

Yeah I'm sorry but fuck cinemas. I used to love going to the movies in the theater. It was a great time and it didn't really cost all that much. Now if I want to see a movie in the theater I have to plan at least 2 or 3 weeks ahead to save up the money necessary to go. The ticket prices are too high the cost of the food is too high and they're getting dickish about it. And it's not fucking inflation either, they are blatantly overcharging for everything. Quite frankly they can all fucking close for all I care.

You realize that is just one side of the story, coming from the person who benefits the most from the theater employees looking badly. I don't know if what she said is true, but there is no video of it, so I would take it with a huge grain of salt.

Found the theater owner.

Seriously, they are one of the most tiresome posters. The look i'm so logically smart type, and complain about lemmy but hang out on lemmy.

Seriously, God forbid someone being reasonably skeptical.

Don't bother, you're talking with a random idiot.

Edit: I was joking, check his name.

Which is why I agreed with them. No point there.

Well yeah obviously

Apparently not obviously because people seem to be buying her story at face value, despite if you watch the video she insults the guy for his accent, and I'm being massively downvoted for pointing it out.

Exploitive? C'mon mate, nobody is forcing you to watch new movies at the theater, or to eat hotdogs, candy, and popcorn while you're there. The whole concept is outdated uncomfortable bullshit, and you have every right to abstain. At a minimum, go eat a meal before the movie and just fucking vibe without dumping wads of fat-soaked corn and carbonated sugar water into your gaping maw.

I don't even bother with the big theaters anymore. I get my cinema fix from boutique neighborhood cinemas that play classics and offer dinner and a movie, and I pirate everything else for home viewing.

Corporate cinema sucks ass. You deserve to get price gouged if you haven't figured that out yet.

And yet the entire Cinema industry is crying like babies cause "no one is going to the theater anymore".

They can all go fuck themselves.

They agreed but the employee apparently insisted on sitting next to them to monitor the snack situation.

Instead of... telling them to take the snacks back out to the car? There's no situation where that isn't weird to me. Were there no other theaters to be cleaned, patrons to be helped, tickets to be sold, anything else, they just have this extra guy with literally nothing else to do but watch this family not eat the food they brought in?

He had power to flex, and by GOD was he going to flex it!

Pathetic, small men who relish in wielding any power they have to fuck over normal people make my blood boil. From the lowly movie theater grunt in NZ to the plethora of elected officials in the US, they all need to get knocked down a peg. Let people live their lives for Christs sake.

Yea seriously. The LAST type of person that deserves it is the dipshit that will flex it.

Yep, seriously, is he thinking if he's extra hard on these visitors then no one else will smuggle food in? Because they're not earning any more money by disallowing this family to eat their snacks.

And they're hopefully losing customers over this shitshow, too.

Instead of… telling them to take the snacks back out to the car?

Where I live in you can bring stuff in but you can't snack it during the viewing. Also, did we know that they came in with a car?

I was planning to see a movie this weekend, but this story just reminded me how greedy and anti-customer that whole industry is.

its not nearly as good as any of the other despicible me movies. felt like they had no idea how to tie everything together plus the kids are barely in the movie and dont do anything

Ticket price caps should be illegal. Blame the studios

Try shopping out theaters. There are many movie theaters pretty close to each other. One of them costs $40 for tickets. The other I can get two tickets, medium popcorn, a box of candy, two medium drinks for that same $40. Guess which one I refuse to go to...

Though, I can probably sneak in that same box of candy if I really wanted to. 🤔

I hope this cinema (or the chain it belongs to) goes out of business. What a hostile way to treat your customers.

Where I live it is pretty normal to openly bring your own food. You can bring whatever you want. Bring your own ice cream and cheese burgers for all they care.

They do sell some stuff, but its not overpriced.

A few years back, one cinema chain said they were going to stop allowing this. Then their competitor advertised that they still allow you to bring your own food in and then the first cinema chain backed off.

It's become so expensive over here. We were out last week to watch the new Pixar movie. Tickets were 12€ per person (so 24€ for the two of us) and we're eyeing nachos with a cheese dip and a medium drink to share. That would have added 20€ to the bill and we decided that was was just too much. I understand that ticket sales alone don't keep the little cinema afloat, but 20€ for maybe half a bag of store-bought nacho chips and a drink that's 95% tap water? Come on. 20€ is almost a cooked meal for two at an entry-level restaurant.

It's probably a slight mistranslation so I don't mean any offense but, I'm finding"entry-level restaurant" hilarious.

Imagine Alexander, who after years of hard work and dedication to his craft finally moves on to a professional level restaurant. On the way in he sees an overconfident novice kitted out in the newest gear, silk napkin smoldering at his side. Escaping from singed mustache hairs a rasp can be heard, "Don't eat the fire... Don't eat... The fire."

"Poor guy never stood a chance, came here having never even seen a flambe?? I've trained for this, I've got this, I might not have the best gear but those forks and knives become a part of me when it's time to dine".

Alexander reassures him self, attempting to squelch the nerves steaming from his soul.

His teeth grit, hands clench, breath ceases for just a moment upon hearing the words.

"Do you have a reservation?"

Suddenly the seriousness of the situation struck Alexander, then with a cool confident sigh he knew he would succeed. No plate, bowl, or flaming pan would stop him.

Entry-level as in "lower price bracket". Just one step above take-away food.

At least it wasn't in the US. Calling the police on someone for anything has a non zero chance of just getting them straight up murdered. So i was happy to see it was in NZ lol

I'm surprised the police even bothered to turn up. In the UK it's hard to get the police to turn up to actual crimes.

Lol, American cops crave violence too much and UK cops don't want to be anywhere near it. Neither are doing their damn jobs.

Considering how things are in the US, calling the police on someone pretty well warrants attempted murder in return.

I snuck a whole Arby's French Dip into that movie. Carried the au jus cup in my hand and walked right by the staff.

Ask me to leave all you want, but call the police? wtf? That'll be WHY I sneak food in the next time. This time I just needed actual dinner, and y'all don't even sell real food here.

I walked in with two footlong Subways once. They're like...eh...just clean up when you're done, please.

This. Regardless if you brought it in on bought it at the cinema, don't make a mess or leave garbage behind

We were regulars and recognized by them. We also would have cleaned up even if not asked haha.

The girl next to me just tonight at Deadpool brought a full meal in a Whole Foods paper bag. At a theater with a full bar and some hot food like pizza and chicken wings.

You haven't lived until you've snuck all you can eat fajitas from Applebee's into a movie.

That implies you snuck all you can eat fajitas out of an Applebee's

Damn, dude. A French dip with au jus? That's way better than my shitty French fry story..

They did refuse to leave, I've seen a video posted by the people who got kicked out, and even their own video makes them look pretty bad.

Wow, what morons. Never let them get you for criminal tresspass. Even your average Karen should have the sense to leave once the cops are about to be called.

Cinemas: our business model sucks so much we have to sell overpriced food!

So? Just die already. Bye.

Unfortunately they're trapped. If they lowered the price of food and raised the price of admission to compensate people wouldn't notice. In fact, they wouldn't even make it to the food to see, they'd just know that one cinema has $10 admission and the other has $20.

They could advertise that they have lower concession cost to attract people, but there would be enough people thinking "I'll just go to the cheap one and bring my own food/not buy food." that momentum wouldn't move into their favor.

I don't really know anywhere that's just a cinema these days anyway. I know of arcades, mini golf places, restaurants, soft play areas, etc that also have a cinema

Standalone cinemas are still the norm in NZ.

The odd one is part of a larger entertainment complex.

It's like this in Australia, too. Sometimes cinemas here have a couple of arcade machines off to the side in the foyer, but that's about it.

That sounds like the invisible hand of the market weeding out failing competitors.

Keep in mind that you have fancy media devices at home. Cinema served a purpose that may not be as necessary now. That said, cinemas have always made money on food and not on tickets. It will die, but it's not like they are stupid people suddenly for doing this.

Cinemas made all their money on tickets before TV.

Then TV came along, then ridiculously predatory movie distribution contracts, then the Internet.

Their response? Apparently. Using the police to enforce their terms of service regarding food sales.

What's next; calling the police when you don't watch the advertisements?

The police were called for trespass after the patron(s) refused to leave for violating the rules. There's a difference.

Hanging around in the foyer to try and argue the point is not leaving.

Obviously it was excessive, but they're still within their rights to have someone removed.

Obviously it was excessive

That's the only bit that matters.

I have a feeling you or a member of your family owns a struggling (dare I say failing) theater.

LOL I don't even go anymore. It's a washed up format.

Just die already

Would suck not being able to watch movies on the big screen imo

If enough of them die, then that particular market will need to correct. The movie industry needs consumers.

Or, to put it another way, the current business models need to die, so they can be replaced with better models.

I have a more cynical view where it's the smaller ones that die and the market just turbo consolidates, and the remaining cinemas get even shittier since there will be always people who probably go to cinema no matter what

Hmm. Yeah. That is exactly what would happen.

Though the possible advantage of that is the bargaining power of the cinemas increases compared to the distributors... as if cinemas should have some form of union ;-)

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’”

My man’s finally flexing the full power vested in him as cinema popcorn popper, and it is glorious!!

It's not the nature of power. Sometimes it's just the nature of peoplw to be week-old cockswabs

Here is the original posting from New Zealand Herald which has video of the incident (1 of 3 near identical pages, that website is a mess). I searched out the real one because that linked article is just horrible and unnecessary (idk why he felt cool putting "The only things I’m planning to sneak in are sleeping tablets." at the end).

For anyone wanting to get riled up, NZ Herald also has this wonderful little opinion piece from Ryan Bridge (a local broadcaster).

Ryan Bridge is wondering where people’s shame went when it comes to breaking the rules. This is not the most important story that you will hear today, but it grinds my gears. It’s a small, seemingly insignificant event, but I think it speaks to two things that I absolutely hate about the world that we live in right now.

The opinion article is just a shit show from what sounds like a pretty horrible and privileged person.

Thinking you are above the rules is privilege and self entitlement.

Following dumb rules just because they are rules shows a lack of critical thinking skills

Also, if the rules say you get to charge 500% the MSRP on shitty junk food, I am allowed to steal your profits by not being an idiotic consumer.

There is a singular reason why theaters are struggling; their misunderstanding of the profits they should be generating.

The model has always been based on food sales from back in the early cinema days. Theaters have to pay a lot of money in fees to get the film reals, and tickets basically just offset that. To get a profit, it's food.

The model has always been based on food sales from back in the early cinema days.

That was almost 100 years ago. If they haven't updated their business model in a century idk what to tell you; the model is outdated and inadequate.

If your business model fails because I'm not stupid enough to pay $18 for a small bucket of popcorn, your business doesn't deserve to exist 🤷

You can be mad at it, but that's the way the corn pops, fella.

I download cams and haven't paid for a movie ticket in over a decade. If they want me to buy tickets they can make movies that are worth the ticket value.

Maybe if that happens I'll return to the theater to balk at the snack prices lmao.

I'm not sure why you're taking exception with me for pointing out how an industry I have nothing to do with operates.

Mindlessly accepting authority is far worse and leads to fascism.

it starts with skittles, and ends with a holocaust.

Seriously, the people carping on about the fascism reeealy need to get some perspective on life I think.

You can choose not to go to the cinema. The options here aren't "accept or disobey".

You can entirely remove yourself from the situation, given the fact no-one is forcing you to go into their private premises.

Unlike actual fascism in a country where escaping the government is, at best, uprooting your entire life. Or worst, illegal / risking your life / impossible.

I’m on the side of business here. It’s private, their rules, etc. My comment was more a response to their appeal to authority.

So, theater patrons and owners need to get together and tell studios to stop expecting to receive 99% of ticket sales money.

In rhe UK (at least the part i live in), they dont stop you from bringing your own food in. I think that staff know that no one wants to pay the crazy prices for the food they sell. If i could buy the snacks they sell for the prices that the shops across the road are selling them, then i wouldn't need to go to the shops across the road. Maybe thats not possible for them, maybe they need to find a new revenue stream.

Movie theatres make almost nothing from ticket sales. They have to pay a huge lump sum (upwards of $100,000) up front just to be able to get the movie and show it for a month. Often they simply lose money on it! So the crazy price of snacks is an attempt to recoup their investment faster and hope to get some profit.

The other model is for the theatre to simply pay 95% of ticket sales to the movie studio for the first week (and a bit less as the weeks go on). This essentially guarantees the theatre loses money on the film (due to all the other overhead that easily eat up that 5%) but it’s less risky if the film is a failure. Either way, they only make money on food!

So they need another revenue stream. If i am forced to pay high tickey proces and high snack prices, im going to wait for the film to come out on a streaming platform and watch it then.

Lots of people do the same. Its the reason most films ive been tonsee recently are in empty cinemas where i basivally get a private screening.

The industry at large is failing and has been for a while.

Rent-a-cinema, just let dudes rent the entire screen for bachelor parties or something so they can play on it or watch whatever they want. Make it in the hours the cinemas aren't showing anything and bang, free moneys

I guess. Skeleton crew, someone to see you in, someone to serve you drinks and snacks and someone to work the projector. bring a data pen with your videos on it and give to them to plug in and play.

Or log into your streaming servitheand hook your device up to the projector.

It would need all kinda of restrictions and protections for the cinemas but its not like that couldn't be worked out in a room somewhere. Private parties would be great.

If it became lucrative then pay more staff and capitalise on it.

Movie theaters already do that here in Canada. Though it's usually rented out to companies to have movie nights for their employees.

But this is usually only offered on weeknights. Weekends they probably won't do this because they tend to have more ticket sales those days.

So not sure how this would work for a bachelor party. Would you have one on a weekday? And they may not be able to permit people to drink alcohol in most places for legal reasons. They also wouldn't be able to show whatever people wanted without approval from the copyright holders. Fair use covers you showing your friends whatever movie you have in your collection when you're at home, but it doesn't cover a business doing this.

I did this in my town. It was a local theater though, not a big chain

  • Went on a Wednesday night and rented access to a screening room for ~5h. We had to pay extra because they normally close earlier on a weeknight
  • Showed up early to meet the projectionist and get a technical rundown
  • Setup was a friend's laptop plugged into HDMI running up to the projector booth
  • Nobody complained when we brought out a disk full of torrented movies
  • The theater already had a license to sell alcohol, so we had that covered
  • We brought a small bit of outside food, and nobody complained

It was absolutely the best time I ever had at a cinema. When the evening wound down, the projectionist invited us into the back area for a tour of the projection equipment.

I think that because we were a private event the rules about screening copyrighted materials to public audiences did not apply.

We have a local cinema that offers bookings for events here, too. There's a lot of behind the scenes jank to get through that many people don't even bother.

Personally I like going to see movies in a theater. I even run a little movie group. We go out and talk over food , then hit up a movie. It's a nice night out. I don't want to see them go away entirely. The theater I go to is independent and the people who run it are cool. They gave my group a free tour of the projection area where they not only have new projectors but some old equipment they preserved. Fun fact: the bulbs got so hot that they could be dangerous and a special leather vest was worn whenever they worked on the projector in case it exploded.

The group only goes on Tuesday nights because the movie is $5.00. so yeah, in a time when everything is so expensive it feels like you can't do anything, I understand to complaints. Tipping is like that too. It's gotten out of hand.

But honestly, this is nothing new. I'm pretty old and it's been this way for as long as I can remember. But calling the cops? Come on! The stupid thing is, movie theaters survive mostly on regulars like me and that woman. She'll probably never go back there again. So they're just shooting themselves in the foot.

$5 movies? Where is this, I'll be there right away. (most of the cinemas in my country start at like $10 USD per ticket...)

Yeah, it's only on Tuesdays. Must be their slowest night or something. Wednesday also has $5.00 classic movies, stuff like Jaws and The Shining and that even comes with a free small popcorn. Pretty cool. I really like that place.

It's in central Florida. I know ...Florida. who da' thought?

Yeah, in my entire time of going to the cinema and sneaking snacks in a backpack, not a single member of staff asked me or other movie goers about it.

I think it's only questioned if you openly bring in say, a bag of minstrels of a share bag of doritos.

I mean shit, the smaller hotdogs that VUE sell are like a fiver which is an absolute rip off. You'd think with popular films coming out they'd make a killing with the revenue from the tickets being sold so food prices wouldn't be that shite.

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Food in general is one reason I haven't been to a theater in decades. I hate listening to the endless crinkle of wrappers, the shoveling in of popcorn, etc. I really don't want to smell the stink of the burger and fries you brought in or the crunching of the bag. It is bad enough when someone brings their smelly meal onto a plane and I have to smell it for an hour.

It sounds like you have a sensory perception disorder, that is not most people's reactions to those situations. A good home theater system will probably be more comfortable for you.

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Food has always been my favorite part of the experience.

Popcorn, specifically. I used to go to our local theater for the popcorn. They have a ticket plus large popcorn and drink for $9, it's a great deal. Then I figured out how to make my own popcorn that tastes just like the theater stuff with ghee and fine salt, so now I'm more inclined to just stay home and make my own.

Still gotta do the drive-in at least once a year, though.

Yeah I'm like even if the movie sucks, I'm sitting in the dark eating, so it's not all bad

Yeah seriously, smelling all the delicious food is part of the movie-going experience. The local theaters at in my city sell real food now so these days it's more than just popcorn and hot dogs.

Misophonia; it’s fairly common. My local cinema usually does one or two special screenings for people with autism. I imagine those are quieter overall.

Personally, I don’t mind- it’s part of the whole ‘going to the movies’ ambience for me. As long as it isn’t terrible smelling or people are intentionally annoying with it.

I grew up in theaters as my dad was a projectionist. You couldn't pay me to go into a theater again since I was 18, what a miserable experience it had been every time I've broken that rule since. People in public are fucking annoying in so many unique ways.

What's the policy on bringing raw materials and making it in the theater? It's not technically outside food and is prepared on the premises.

Thinking a hibachi stove or an electric blender.

It's not technically outside food

I am not sure how you convinced yourself of this

Raw popcorn kernels are not digestible 'food.' Oil is not food. Salt is not food.

Combine. Add heat. Et Voila! Someone complain, bring in bags of powdered chemicals, beakers, reagents, and bunsen burners, and go to work.

It's all in the technical margins.

All 3 of those things are tax-exempt where I'm from, because they're food

Worth a try though

Tax-exemption opens up a whole other promising venue. Hibachi and a chartered accountant at the next movie night.

This could work.

If I bring my own food and consume it indoors it is indoor food. If I ate it outside, it would be outside food. /s

If I had to guess the idea is the food comes to the theater in a truck, too, is that also "outside food"?

Realistically though I think everyone knows you're supposed to buy the food in the theater - everything else is people being cute

How big are your cargo shorts? You think no one is going to mind you chefing it up during trailers?

I like movies and I like the atmosphere at my local cinema. I'm going there almost every week. Most of the time I bring my own snacks. I think they just ignore me because I'm like...their best customer, lol. :D

I do order a drink every time. But eating popcorn or nachos every week sounds like a nightmare, and that's all they have there.

I actually go to the theater for the popcorn but stay for the movie. I may have a popcorn problem.

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if you talk with some of the workers, they will often toss out the popcorn at the end of the nigh. Ive been know to take in a trash bag and fill it up.

What have been your favorite films in recent history, and which ones would you say to pass on?

These ones I really enjoyed in the last few years:

  • The Whale (whole room was crying at the end)
  • The Quiet Girl (surprise Irish movie that made my emotions come out)
  • Spy x Family - The Movie (great humour)
  • Civil War (shocking images, the mood change was brutal)
  • The Boy and the Heron (my first Miyazaki experience, what a wild ride)
  • Wonka (I'm not into musicals, but this was awesome as fuck)
  • Inside Out 2 (great orchestral soundtrack, well-written and relatable)
  • No Hard Feelings (worst trailer of all time, but the movie was very wholesome and funny)
  • Furiosa (I've watched that in IMAX with Dolby Atmos. FUCKING awesome.)
  • Robot Dreams (Cute animation + Twin Towers, nice combo)
  • Encanto (Disney + great plot + emotions)
  • To Catch a Killer / Catch the Killer (great crime movie!)
  • Barbie (they criticize Mattel and it's really empowering for women, I liked it)
  • The Batman (dark, gritty, brutal - that's how it's supposed to be)
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (I can't even describe how awesome this is)
  • Dungeons & Dragons (I never played DnD, but this was well-written, creative and entertaining)
  • The Super Mario Bros. movie (great humour and Jack Black does an awesome singing performance)

These movies are solid. Not great, but still very enjoyable:

  • The Fall Guy (cool stunts!)
  • Challengers (a bit weird, but I liked the message at the end)
  • Fly Me to the Moon (solid acting, interesting premise, not every joke works)
  • The Bikeriders (a movie about a biker gang. Cool.)
  • Dune Part I + II (great SciFi flicks, but veeery long)
  • The Teachers Lounge (we produce one good movie per year here in Germany. This is one.)
  • The Holdovers (good acting, but the plot was stolen from someone else, sooo...)
  • Migration (very well written for a childrens movie)
  • Next Goal Wins (funny soccer movie)
  • The Creator (omg, those visuals!)
  • A Haunting in Venice (good mystery crime movie, but don't expect to be able to solve the riddle by yourself)
  • M3GAN (another murder puppy movie, but pretty modern)

And these movies are pretty bad or just disappointing:

  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (Family Drama: The Movie)
  • Problemista (I wanted to like it, but it's just weird, unfunny and incoherent)
  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (the disappointing fourth entry of a great trilogy)
  • Miller's Girl (this movie is just an excuse to put Jenna Ortega in tight outfits)
  • Demon Slayer: Hashira Training movie (half of the movie is just a rerun of the last episodes, fuck you)
  • Madame Web (bad writing, bad CGI, bad everything)
  • The Beekeeper (Jason Statham kills everyone, but it was just boring)
  • Wish (all bad things about past Disney movies combined into a soulless new one)
  • Killers of the Flower Moon (way too long, laziest fucking ending I've ever seen)
  • The Equalizer 3 (Walking around and nothing happens - The Movie)
  • Falling for Figaro (an opera movie with the most cliche romance plot ever, total garbage)
  • The Little Mermaid (all underwater scenes are dark as fuck, what is this?)
  • 65 (Jurassic Park with no budget and Adam Driver)

...and then there's also "The Zone of Interest". I wouldn't say I enjoyed it, but it's definitely an experience. You could've heard a hairpin drop at the cinema and it was packed with people. No one bought popcorn. I wish every fascist here in Germany would be forced to watch that one and think about their stupid beliefs.

Wow you do watch a lot of new films! I didn't expect such a detailed reply but it's great, I am going to add a few from your list to my backlog based on your summaries. Thanks!

I wasn't lying when I said that I go to the cinema almost every week! :D Tomorrow I'll watch the new Deadpool movie.

Sounds like they can benefit from a partnership with a local pizzeria

It is standard policy in New Zealand for cinemas to ban food brought in from outside and the Herald reported that Cinema 3 has five signs posted around the premises stating this.

“The exact wording is: ‘No outside food or drinks allowed’,” the cinema’s operations manager, Robert Greig, said, the paper reported.

Thus, once again, one of the oldest arguments in the world has been pushed back into the limelight: should you be allowed to take your own snacks into the cinema?

private businesses can do what they want. But the prices they charge for food is outrageous. So i just dont go to those places. For the cost of a few movies and snacks now, you could buy your own large screen TV and surround system that will annoy your neighbors if thats what you need.

Should private businesses really be allowed to dictate to us what and when we can eat or drink? If you consider that human right, I'm not sure they should.

Taking a shit is a human right but you can’t do that in a theater either.

They are actually legally required to have bathrooms...

In case English is a second language for you I will explain:

in the theater” = the dark place with a screen/stage and amphitheater seating.

at the theater” = the building/collection of buildings that support the screen/stage, such as ticket booths, food and drink vendors, and bathrooms

Please do not shit in the theater or you will be arrested.

Access to food and clean water are human rights, not limitless consumption of either wherever you are.

So you either smuggle it in and don't get caught (my go-to was always a bag of chips stuffed into the sleeve of my jacket, and then sling that over my shoulder), or avoid the place altogether.

They can't stop you from eating or drinking what you want, but they can't be forced to allow you to bring it into their business.

However, if their business isn't sustainable without egregiously-priced food, perhaps it should be allowed to fail. And if they all start to fail, perhaps the studios would start to lose money, and maybe they would eventually understand that it's due to their own greed. But we all know the blame would get passed on to the consumer.

Water? No. Everything else on their property? Of course. It's theirs, not ANY flavor of "ours"

Should private businesses really be allowed to dictate to us what and when we can eat or drink?

Don't they always do that with, ya know, menus?

This is like Freemen of the Land/Sovereign Citizen shit about movie theater snacks lmao

My real question here is, do they really pay the employees enough for them to actually care?

I suspect some employees (like the one of this article) are happy to do it for free… just for the fun

I'm honestly baffled by people busting their ass for shitty jobs for shitty corporations. It's like people being exploited by Walmart risking their lives trying to prevent theft... Like why?

That's house rules, not law. No way the police has to be involved here.

There is a place for it if viewed from the trespassing angle. I.e. "you brought food, now get out!". That said, this person seems to have done roughly the same as people calling the police on black birdwatchers and such.

If you have a private property and someone refuses to leave after being asked to leave, that is trespass and they may call the police for it.

I personally think it's ridiculous to escalate this situation over food, of all things.

I will eat and drink whatever I like and I pirate all the movies I watch. If I am responsible for the demise of the film industry you are welcome.

Attack your few remaining customers.... Bold strategy.

The theater near me is staffed by teenagers who couldn't care less. I always stop at the dollar store or even grab a burger and put it in my backpack. I haven't been asked about the contents of my bag in like 10 years

Some guy checked my bag once, loaded with snacks, looked me dead in the eye, and shrugged while waving me in haha. That man's a G.

We'd go every Friday to the movies and would get ridiculous on what we'd bring in. There was three of us and we'd take in bags of taco bell with the large drinks, one time we stopped at the grocery store and got a whole cooked chicken, six pack of beer, baked beens, and corn. Plates and silverware. Good times.

The concept of a movie theater doing bag checks is really fucking weird.

Yeah same. I've brought burritos, burgers, beers.

My favorite was during the opening scene of the Great Gatsby when they're glamorizing all the champagne flowing at these elegant parties, I popped my bottle of champagne I brought in for my girlfriend and I to share and this other guy was like "aw fuck you", in an envious tone.

Most UK cinemas are perfectly happy when audiences bring in their own snacks.

And they still make money. From selling snacks.

Because people are lazy and want a good time.

I wouldn't say that a buy drinks or nachos to support "my" local cinema -- it's still a chain --, but if I feel like it I'm buying from the venue. Many people do. There are always queues for popcorn.

So what next, are they going to start going after people who fill up before they arrive at the theater? Going into the theater on a full stomach is theft, you should thank them for the overpriced food they slave over for you (or at least the hourly workers who are treated like slaves).

They don't control the rules outside the theater. Suggesting there is some slippery slope from them not allowing outside food in the theater to them controlling your life before going is just absolutely absurd.

them controlling your life before going is just absolutely absurd

This is why I assumed they were joking but everyone responding is being serious.

Poes law. But whether they are joking or not, you can read the other poster responding to me who seems to defend the claim.

On this post, someone said somthing like: well, your talking to a moron. And the guys name was "a moron". (Edit) The replies didnt notice the joke

Poes law is just really strong on this post.

It's funny because that was me and I was going along with what I thought was the joke there, although still poking fun at the a random idiot because they did say something stupid.

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But they control rules of who comes in theater. At least in beastly capitalism they do.

Suggesting theaters are going to check people for a full stomach before entry is absurd stuff that should probably stay in the bounds of black mirror-esque science-fiction works.

Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

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No, nothing is next. You can't bring your own food in some places. It's really not that hard.

This is not something that should involve the police.

They didn't call the police on them for bringing food in, they called the police on them for refusing to leave.

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It's weird that things could go so wrongly under the careful supervision of an underpaid child worker. (/Sarcasm)

Is this UK or us lol

New Zealand.

wow... i guess US culture really is going global lol

Believe it or not, being a cunt is not limited to the US.

Yeah but calling police over trivial shit is?

I don't know tbh but I never heard about this clown shit out of us. Maybe I am wrong and Karen's calling police every where lol

I wonder what that theater's spaghetti policy is.

Every organization should have a "spaghetti policy".

What's the US army's spaghetti policy?

What's Microsoft spaghetti policy?

What's the Make a Wish Foundation's spaghetti policy?

I was just reading about pirate radio stations. One pretty bitter post by a busted pirate radio operator went like "while a large number of police officers were busy chasing us through the forest, a guy got stabbed to death in the downtown. I think the raid on us was a gross mistake of police resource allocation."

This is like that, but even more petty.

Meh my internet points will take a hit.

Guy is paid to enforce rules. "Hey you snuck in food I have to ask you to leave."

Last says "No."

Dudes next thing is "Well I'll need to call the cops if you are treaspassing."

Lady refuses. So he calls the cops.

Yes there is testimony from the people kicked out that he was a douche, but for arguments sake let's say the guys denies saying any of the douchebag thing.

Now let's put you in his shoes. You need this job, you have a lady refusing to leave... What do you do?

Seriously his actions aren't unwarranted, especially in a place like NZ where cops don't have a whole thing about shooting people.

I say this as a person who's snuck tons of snacks, but also when I was caught and asked to leave I did.

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

I remember sitting in front of two of my wife's friends during a movie once, when I was overcome by the smell of McDonald's fries. One of them had retrieved a box of fries from the other's purse once the coast was clear.

I used to go to the local dollar store and grab myself a can of coke and some lollies (candy) on my way to the theater. In England, right before the movie starts, they have the rating card come up for a few seconds. It's always the most quiet time because the movie is about to start, so no one is taking, there's no movie playing yet, and the ads / trailers are over. I would always open my coke at this moment of silence because it was so funny to me to be sitting in a room full or silent strangers and for the only noise to clearly be the sound of a can opening that no one could see was just a coke.

Interesting news for a Friday. Gobto theater and be murdered. Guess ticket ticket sales will suck this week.

Look, these were some feral hogs for sure, but nobody got murdered, this was NZ, calm down.

the police were called to the scene because someone was willingly watching despicable me 4 (sus). i wouldn't trust someone in that situation.

I am really surprised that still somebody goes to cinema. C'mon buying 40 inch monitor and good sound system is not that expensive. You will soon good ROI if you go to the cinema frequently

Look at Mr. FancyPants having space for a home cinema.

Many movies a 40” display is good enough. There are a lot of movies where you do not get the impact without a full sized movie screen.

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Handled properly? No.

But your local theater doesn't make money on ticket sales, the studios do. If you like your local theater, support them. Buy a drink.

Give me a fucking break. They brought some snacks for their kids and the theater called the cops. Just saying “it wasn’t handled properly” is an absurd understatement. That was irresponsible and shitty. Did you even read the article? Look how the staff acted. That was a deranged thing to say to a kid. They literally laughed and said the cops might kill their mom. All because after putting the food away a little kid finished a single skittle in his hand.

They didn’t see adults lighting up a crack pipe. It was snacks for kids at a kids movie. This wasn’t just an overreaction/handled poorly, it was a sociopathic reaction.

“But this is how they make money” isn’t remotely enough to excuse this behavior. That only explains why you can’t bring snacks. Not the wild shit I just read.

Maybe I should have been clearer so you didn't have to write a story.

Fuck this cinema in particular.

Support your local cinema.

Sorry I shouldn’t have flown off the handle. I’m just so shocked at their behavior and taking it on you

No, it's too late now, we're fighting. Draw your steel.

Now this is getting good. I'll just take out my popcorn I brought from home.

I've got a camel pack (is that still a thing?) full of Baja Blast. Wanna share?

I'm calling the police (unless you share with me too).

Oh for sure, I get free refills at the Taco Bell in the parking lot

Random movie theater employee doesn't even make more money because of snacks, only the owner does. This guy cares about something that won't affect him materially. It's just a power trip.

The price and margin for the movie theater of the tickets is decided by the movie studios. I agree that everyone that can buy a drink to support the movie theater should do so but if you are bringing your stuff it should not be punished like this.

The dude literally told a kid the cops might kill his mom. Deranged behavior.

Yeah. That sounds like the theater hired a psycho.

If they knew then I say this is on them. Otherwise sounds like they just happen to have an employee who thought “This makes me feel like I have the slightest bit of power over somebody and I’m going to use it”

People like that are just scary but sadly they’re not as rare as I’d like.

I'm amazed there's no system to keep track of these behaviors. They're highly indicative of future problems.

Maybe we could all stop the BS and charge what it takes to run a theater then charge what the food really costs? $1 bag of popcorn, $1 soda, candy near cost.

If a ticket needs to be $25 make it $25

If you charge at cost then you don't make a profit, you only generate revenue that isn't sufficient to cover expenses. I'd be fine if a regular popcorn and drink was $10, it's when it's $15+ that you've lost me.

Ah yes, buy the food and drink that costs more than the ticket itself... My local cinema is thriving currently, they even have super cheap tickets and don't give a damn if you bring snacks with you. There was never one time where they removed features of the cinema or made it more expensive, so I am theorising that no, you don't need to buy the extras to keep the cinema afloat.