Autocorrect Rule

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Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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Women are so much better than the official YouTube app

This is the most lemmy-coded auto complete I've ever seen.

I know, right? I'm starting to wonder how much of what I type is what I think and how much is what the autocorrect actually wants to say

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

oh

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country.

Hmmm.

You are in my walls

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children and children and children that are in this country that they have to live with them for the benefit and the rest is the only way they will be born to the people of the country they want and they are the most capable and they are not entitled of any of their own to the world they have the people of their children they have

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease.

iOS here

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Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

This must be the current default behavior if you have personalization disabled. I've had it off forever and mine does this too.

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Women are not even a good idea to be honest

Why is it doing that? :(

I got "Women are so cute and I think that's a bad idea to be honest with you and you are so cute and you are a great person to be happy to see you and your family and your family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and... "

One of my core values is honesty so I have no idea where that one comes from

Maybe you just know a lot of cute people and their family.

Women in the locker room with a transparent background

Ok hear me out

Go on.

Women in the locker room with a transparent background in their room to display the whole new generation of the locker room and display them in the kitchen window and the other one in my kitchen and the kitchen and the kitchen was Thatcher and the kitchen is in a undecorated room with a small kitchen which I know I know where I know it but it's just the one that was Thatcher to me in a undecorated and I was Thatcher to a undecorated window alpha and display transparent and display transparent and display transparent (it just loops from here)

But why the Thatcher though?

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Holy crap my iphone goes hard — I do not type like this:

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires “

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Women are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that.

I only partially agree with my autocomplete, because men are just as beautiful.

Men are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that

Okay, my phone is cooking with those statements

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Women are not the best for the world

Autocorrect! How could you misrepresent me this way 😭

It just misstated "too good for this world"

Lmao well that's still better than what I got "Women are going to be a long time ago" idek what that means

"Women are in boxes and they can't get to the store"

Lassie got weird in the later seasons.

Women are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Men are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Bike are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

I think my autocorrect hates everyone and everthing equally

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so

Women are a good idea for all of us and we will be back in touch with our team members in the Business Sales and Support organization to work from home with the other people in the world.

Too much business up in my predictions.

For equality sake: Men are the best I've ever seen in the world ever since I have a wifi and I don't have sewer in the past few days so I can get a chicken flatbread for the next few days so I'll have to take it to the store for some reason to make it out of the hood.

"Women are very nice to have fun with and their kids are going to be really excellent with me so I can attach them to the group and see if they can get a chance to go to the store for some maker projects."

As an Ace dude befriending women and participating in hobby projects with their children sounds pretty cool.

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

Women are you using a Xerox multifunction device location to this email and any attachments is intended only for the same time and consideration and I will be in the first time in the first time in the first time in the first time...

It loops on that forever.

Women are more likely to have all the nessecary hardware and software that has a good UI when I see one of the hardest years of college for me to get these things fixed or anything like that

Women are not allowed in this house anymore

… welp, guess I’m getting evicted…

"Women are my favorite guy."

So true, so true. Google wise.

Apparently, my phone is a Republican…

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies.”

Mine is the exact same! Weird

“ Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body”

Mine also starts off the exact same way?? I'm pressing the middle option

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions

but right here it takes a different path:

that make it a choice to do it and that makes them a bad person to do so they have no right of way of life or the choice that is not their right of way and that they are entitled and have to choose their choice to choose what to choose to choose to live with that choice is a right that is theirs and it's a choice and not yours

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Women are not allowed to choose what they wear and they are probably looking for revenue streams and the pendulum is swinging away from religious tolerance.

Jeezus!

Women are women and children too and they are not the only ones who are the most important NATO member???

The fuck?!

Women are the most important thing in society and the most likely to cause harm

Women are the wrong color and the king of beasts is a new page Goals and the king of beasts is a new page Goals

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women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't want to be in the house

it looped the last two phrase over and over after that

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Women are the same as women

Huh ya I guess

First suggestion.... Women are the same as a JPEG and the kids have been there are they talking to me?

Second suggestion... Women are you going to be able to get a new job at the end of the day?

Third suggestion... Women are so that we have the answers though and they have the best of us that are not the only ones I know of.

Hallucinations galore. Android Auto complete is... Not smart.

Woman are the health benifits to the nature of excercise

I didn't expect that, I was thinking it would be a lot worse, actually kinda wholesome

First suggestion:

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it

Middle suggestion:

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

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Women are very good to have the capital of their own and the world

Well, I look forward to this world order.

Women are you doing okay with the inherent exploitation of someone across the globe.

...Huh.

In Lemmy: Women are a bit of a good girl

In my email: Women are you in the office tomorrow morning

“Women aren't allowed to be in the same room as men” 💀

iOS 17.5.1. I am gonna write a juicy letter to Tim apple now

women are so obviously not sure about the situation but they are not done with my partner

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and...

(My auto complete seems to be stuck in a rut...)

Women are you still have the same as the registered player whether the use of the day of the day of the day…

I don't think my keyboard is very intelligent.

Women are some cool container technologies.

I like linuxcontainers lol

Women are super wholesome and cheerful and I love you too.

Yeah, most of these seem to be nonsense. Auto carrot at it's finest. I'm sure mine is no better....

Here we go.

Women are responsible for the use of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day......

Looks like I'm in a loop, and I dunno what being "responsible for the use of the day" means.

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

I think it's stuck

"women are not sexy to be a loud and simple person"

... I don't agree with this, but my keyboard may have picked up on the fact that I am a gay and a simpleton.

"men are not sexy to be a loud and simple person"

oh nvm it just thinks I hate everyone lmao

Women are not good for the day they are you and you are not a good person to be a bourgeois institution in disguise and you are not a good person to be a bourgeois institution in disguise and

IDK fam, I don't think that one's gonna complete

Women are confidential or privileged information

Frauen sind die beiderseits empfangenen Leistungen

Women are the best way to lay out the most important thing in the world.

Women are not women and are not women or are not women... Got stuck in the loop

Women are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people

Women are the same as women 🤼‍♀️ is a huge number of men are not women and women are the only one who have a lot more women than men and men are not men

Women are also much better than me but I don't know what to do with it.

"woman are not in the tournament of my own life"

.... Pretty sure my phone just roasted me

Women are the same as women and women have different gender identities in women too.

Women are outside unit circle

Women are the best

Aww that's right autocorrect, they are

Women are you doing this for me to be a good day to be able to get to the house and get the rest of the day off the day of the day and I will be there in a few minutes to get it done before I leave the house.

My predictive text doesn't know what to do with the words "Women are". Maybe because I don't like to make declarations about groups of people? Especially when it's half of the population....

Or maybe it's just that gboard sucks at predictive text.

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Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Women are not allowed to be pregnant because they are born with a baby.

I don’t know what that says about me…

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Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and nice

women are very good to have stripped and they are doing proper procedure for the next time I need ❤️

Oh, no

Women are the best thank you for your help and your family.

Hmmmm

Women are in the middle of the night and I don't know what to do with it but I think I can do it again if you want to come over

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable and most vulnerable in the world because they are the most vulnerable in the world

Women are so cute and adorable and cute but I don't know if they are going to be able to get together with you

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't want to be a fan of the same thing

I don't even have any kids 😂

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Women are so cute and adorable and I love you so much and I love you so much baby girl love you so much and I hope you have a good day at work and I'm going to be a little late feel like I have to go to the gym and get my stuff done for the day and I will be back in a bit but I can do it tomorrow morning and I'm going to be a little late feel free to start without me going to be able to get a new phone is best for me to get back to you soon but I don't know how to get

Women are the same price and I will send the last one year old and I will send the other two back in a bit

Hmmm....

Women are not the same thing as arguing about which brand of magic sky-daddy you subscribe to.

I mean, you're not wrong, phone...

Women are you going to be able to get a Fatman for me to come over and get me a lot of the stuff I can do 10h streams and I can get it in the morning

wtf

Women are so I could get more than a month or so I can do that for the kids to get that stuff out for the first day and I can go back and see what I want for a little more of them and I can do that twice and I can do that for them and they can do that twice then it is as well but they have a good time

My God, this sounds like a Trump stump speech.

Women are the best part of the world of warcraft and then I can get it to the first time I was gonna put it in the fridge

Women are so cute and I don't think they are very loud 💀

Women are so cute and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much...

Just keeps looping.

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women are my favorite guy

I think that's just Firefox's default, not based on my searches.

Women are literally the best and I have to be in the hospital with my dad

Lol wat

Women are you doing today and how much more likely to be clear this is the queue for the vrouwen cafe stated that the zugbindung is een van de kleine Berg en Dal van de kleine Berg en Dal van de kleine Berg…

When you are German, live in the Netherlands, communicate mostly in English and hate typing on your phone…

Women are so cute and I love you so much for the time and effort to be a puddle of water

Women are so cute and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too

Women are the most vulnerable in the world because they have no choice.

Wow…

Women are you even here to help you lose your chance to stop?

Well women, are you?

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Women are more than happy for a walk while the girls were at the moment as they were a couple of weeks ago but I did really have the chance for them in my family

Women are so cute and I love you so much for your kind offer and the perception of all other species living in such a good way to be a bit of a down baby and a couple of Insects I guess it's a good thing to do with the female Chess league banking Transwomsn I see you in the world of a down baby and I don't know why they keep changing the time around this much but I don't know why they keep changing the time around this much but I don't know why they keep changing the time around...

Women are not a bad thing and I was just wondering what you think of this. ... OK ... I'm a woman, so this is interesting 😅

Women are the same and different ask if they had some kind of thing I was rock climbing for the last few work and apartment things to the bottom of the most wholesome relationships in media reports nearly two weeks for observation so I was rock climbing

And then it starts looping. This isn't Heliboard's strong suit.

Women are so good and you can also be the best 😊

Women are in my house 🏠

Women are often a lot better for me 😜

(It suggested the emoji as well)

women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

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Women are the most important thing to do in the world.

Women are not Hunting for the first person chapter in the same way as a child and not voting is a problem.

Women are not filtered to be able and I am a very much and have been in touch and I am a very nice dream home tonight at least

women are you still have the same time as well as the what time is it possible to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback

Women are the one being compiled and programmed in the past few weeks.

This one does sound like one of my paranoid ramblings.

Women are very nice to see if you have a great time to the bottom

What?

Women are the most beautiful creatures on the internet.

Women are the pets and I am immune

I can only assume my phone got very confused about the slang pussy

Women are so cute and adorable too but I don't think I have any more pictures of the house and the kids are going to be a little late but I don't think so but I don't think so

"Woman are you going to be able to get the kids"

Lmao this is not how I talk, nor do I have an SO nor kids. Though maybe that's for the best going by autocomplete

Women are so good to me ist ein paar Jahre alt aber auch sehr schön geworden and I don't have to go back and I don't want it is what I said in my phone and the underlying question was not to be fair. (The German part in between translated to: "it's (no gender included) a few years old but turned out beautifully"

I got:

Women are my favorite guy

Women are born with pain built in

For men:

Men are the answer

Men are either good at bowling

"Women are a bit of a grey area" - I choose to believe that';s because my phone is pro-trans but doesn't quite get it

Woman are the best example of why the mind feels like a professional hypnotiser would but in your own opinion

Women are so cute and I love you too and I love you too [ad infinitum]

I'll take it.

women are you planning to do is just like the one you are around a little bit hard to see 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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Left option:

Women are in a lot better now and I will call them in a bit.

Middle option:

Women are good at almost everything and the kids are you and I don't think they are not statistically significantly better than me.

Right option:

Women are so lucky and proud 🥲

Hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

Women are cattle and I have a lot of money

Lol

Women are not expired but they are drastically misunderstood That's why I love drag

Hmm 🤔

Women are the only people that are willing and willing and willing and willing

Uhm, alright

Women are a known counter against moderate politics being reasonable to poke at

Women are you going to be able to get the kids to go to the store?

Women are you going out of the office and I can come by the office to see you

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

hoooolly shit

Women are not really relevant to what the actives are trying to do so they are obviously not bringing them up at convention or not this video helped me understand why an elementary schooler might actual know what we find a new leak in our ceiling and we also need to secure a cat sitter to the firehose of content that a massive social media platform brings.

Women are you doing it for me to go to riot HQ and rant about your pcie slot of the day and it's not really a lot of the day

My phone may be a little dumb lol

Women are you in the car park and the car is on the floor and the door is open

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Left: Women are the most vulnerable in the world.

Middle: Women are more likely than women in general.

Right: Women are also less susceptible and have less chance for infection.

..it’s like predictive text is having a debate with itself..

Women are not good for the last few days about the same time as you and your family are you doing well and you are doing okay and we shall char soon again and you can come over and see you at the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office

Women are so good and they are so good to me and your mom is the only person who has been to the same place as the last time I was born in the world

Women are so cute and I think they are going to be able to get together and get some food for the rest of the week so I'll get them to the store and let them know what I can do to help them out.

👍

Women are not women and are not women or are not women or are not women or are not women or are not women or are not women or are are not women or are are are not women women women or are not not women or are not not women or or are not not women women or or are are are not not women or are are not women or are are not women or are are not not women or or are are are are not not women

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Women are so cute and beautiful but I think they are talking about getting their horse in a koozie

Women are not sure what the hell is going to be a good time

Women are the best way to go to the gym and I can see the sickest unnecessary PowerPoint animations in the background on my computer

I don't even know

Women are just a few mins ago and I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings that definitively shows the wiki and you'll see that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you...

Women are a bit of a massive back to the max and the whole thing is the one I was thinking of you and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Men are you going to be able to get a new one of the rest of the week after the meeting and then I will be there in a few minutes to get the money to the house and then I will be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house

Wommen are a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years

-Openboard

Women are confidential or privileged information in [the area].

Women are not required for a vaccine because of their gender or sexual identity

Women and the ones they had to be with their parents 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒

Women in their lives and I feel about stuff like this is a lot of the noun of my life and the other traumatizing of my life and my family is so beautiful and you can't pull me out and you can't pull me off the phone and then I will be there for a new app I can do I have to me and I feel about stuff to get back to the extroverted and the other traumatizing is the last one to me and I feel about stuff to get back to the first source of my life and you can't pull me out from my peers and my youth and I feel about stuff to be able for me as well and I'm traumatized to me and I feel about stuff to be able for me as well and I'm traumatized

Women are not a monolith of the highest order of the highest order of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order

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Women are not even more dangerous than the sun is light

I don't know what to make of that

Women are not good for the next hour anyway y yo no se que es eso amor pero no se que hacer con el amor de mi vida y no me gusta que me diga que no me gusta estar contigo

It's bad bitch o'clock, featuring Bad Bunny.

Women are you coming home now I know what to do so much better idea to the venue until you have to pay to maintain their own class is essential in any way to fail a fair use defense in the us

Ummmmm soo... this....

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be treated with antibiotics and antibiotics and other treatments that are not available to women and children with severe diseases such as cancer or cancer or cancer or other diseases such as breast cancer or cancer and other diseases such a woman is the most vulnerable to the disease and the least vulnerable to the virus

"Woman are the best example of why the mind feels like a professional hypnotiser would but in your own opinion"

- my phones autocorrect

Women are not going to be a few months of the first to get a new one out of the first to get a new one out of the first to get a new new new one out of the first to .....

Women are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Whelp, I guess I use a lot of punctuation, lol

Women are not filtered and washed and ready for you.

Women are a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years...

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*Women are not good for the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids. *

K

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Women are so cute and they need your credit card to pay for them and they are pretty much always looking for a few more things

😄 wtf

Women are you and I love you too much more than I thought it was a lot of work to do with that too often but I don't know what to do with that too often but I don't know what to do with that too often but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know what to do with it

Women are so cute and adorable but I'm not sure what the ssh is for.

Women are so much fun to watch the show this weekend with a little more time than the last one.

Women are not good for the network connectivity

My Phone has three options for words.

Started with "Women are":

  • Women are cute

  • Women are still interesting story

  • Women are super

(Only started with "Women"):

  • Women having voting rights
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Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore

I can’t tell if this is indicative of conservative ideology or radical feminist ideology

Women are the same as the person who told you to be a lot of words in my mouth and I don't really open up like this

That's accurate.

Women are the pivotal

And then it just stops. What is your secret HeliBoard?!?